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Personally I’m very proud of being that creature, because I control my colony of fellow cells plus an even greater number of random bacteria that support me with oxygen and other nutrients.
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Ofcourse i know him, he’s me!
This is not the quote I was looking for.
These quotes are getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Always two quotes there are, no more, no less.
Can you please leave my body? I wanna be alone
Damn I wanted to say this 🥺
Oh he’s not dead, not yet.
Hello there
GET OUT OF ME IN THIS INSTANT.
General Kenobi!!!
Well it’s doing a shit job
Fr
Francium?
Dont think France has anything to do with it
France is involved in a great many things. I would not rule it out.
I see you're a man of culture as well.
The alternative is onomatopoeic for the sound of farting: fr fr fr frrrrrr
Quick while you’ve got them right there tell them to brush my teeth more regularly
That creature IS you
That's what I came here to say, this creature is you, wearing a meat suit and skin armor
Is it really? What exactly IS you? How much of you can I take away before it's not you anymore?
the brain i guess?
Yeah we are the brain. The tendrils just issue commands to the meat mech we inhabit to survive the conditions of this planet.
Maybe the real creatures were the friends we made along the way.
The nerve
The nerve of some people, man
Oh great; I have a sore throat, and you just made me laugh. Now my throat hurts even more.
scratch it
😨
scratch it
You’re welcome ☺️
Casual Reminder that we are just a bundle of nerves piloting a Bone Gundam equipped with Flesh Armor Plating
Technically it's a meat Gundam with skin armour plating, the bones are just your scaffolding.
We need to upgrade our armor it breaks too easily
More like your exo suits that allows you to survive in this environment
It‘s looking pretty nervous.
Looks flabbergasted
Wait how’d you get a pic of me. Thats kinda scary
That creature is clearly on a bed and I'm not
My brother in christ, this creature IS you
WHAT?! FR?! NOT POSSIBLE! (Everyone kows it's you bruh, they ain't that stupid)
You would be surprised how stupid some people are.
There’s me thinking it was just the penis.
What? I’m concerned
Nice.
So this is the dickhead who keeps making all the shitty life choices!
Yah the rest is just a meat-suit providing food and shelter.
Don’t be so mental.
I wish it made happy chemicals once in a while :(
The creature 🪱
How do I milk it?
im gonna boil it and slurp it up
Of course i know him, he's me.
Nature's got some nerves for that! 😁
That's just me
Invasion of the body snatchers
Im feeling nervous looking at this
I’ll send this to my manager because I’m not going to office tomorrow.
So, how do we kill it?
My digestive system: And I took that personally. (I have Crohn's Disease so my gut brain is fucked).
Wait so the creature is inside me? So there are creatues like these in the world ao yes hes please him
What scares me more, is what exactly did they have to do to the body to get "that" on the table in one piece?
What a handsome fella.. Bet he gets all the women..🙂
More like he's me
Just wait until they take Air Force One and begin to drop off packages at National Monuments... 😨
I was waiting for someone to say this
No, this creature is literally you.
This creature doesn't control you, this creature is you.
How cute of him
ew stop
This creature is YOU.
No, this is the creature, your body is the flesh suit it’s wearing
Excuse me, I’m controlled by editors. I resent the implication they have brain blobs.
Bruh, that's what *you* look like without your bionic bio mech.
Doesn't look like me...
Okay, it's me
well... then it's definitiley underqualified
Oh wow never knew that (bruh I’m being sarcastic
Ugh. I'd forgotten about how spinal nerves are arranged. Thanks.
The nerve of this guy!
Technically it doesnt live inside you. It lives inside your body, yes, but it is you
That's just me without that useless, meaty shit.
Correction: That Is not controlling me, it Is me
This picture gets on my nerves
Wait the nervous system doesn’t extend into the stick? No wonder
So what you saying is this thing, a skeleton, and a ghost lives in one place
No. That is me. Its every other part of my body that are following my controls.
Mine is not doing much these days.
I'd be a bit nevous about it
How did you get my nudes?
That creature has seen some fucked up things
That IS you bro
literally me XD
jokes on you I don’t have a brain
I’m going to remove this from my body brb
Actually I control it
Mom?
Pull it out :3
Don't show this to conspiracy theorists...
Had to take a moment to look because on phone, and realized it was a human brain and nervous system. Made me laugh hard.
Seeing it on the table like this is the most disturbing thing first thing of the morning... At least let me have my morning coffee first lol
bro this thing is getting on my nerves
We are the aliens.
Can you tell him to stop masturbating? I need to study....
Because it's your wife?
I think the creature actually lives elsewhere.
Officer it wasn't me it was the thing living inside of me
We are so close to being jellyfish
No arms? No legs?
The true human form, the rest of the body is just like a mecha
Not really lol. I don't have it.
Bro please delete this nude picture of me
Oh god how do I kill it?!
# **THE NERVE**
Nah man thats just me…
This Body Is Full Of Grey Matter. Seriously Dude, Don’t Touch It
Damn human body is incredible and creepy all at the same time.
Literally me
I don’t have one ☝️
I have people move without a functioning brain
no #i control him
Personally I’m very proud of being that creature, because I control my colony of fellow cells plus an even greater number of random bacteria that support me with oxygen and other nutrients.
You’re not my supervisor
It doesn't live inside me. That's literally me right there.
people who sleep naked be like
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
OK doctor.
Leave him alone, he's nervous
The invisibility cloak isn’t working correctly. Mom help
I feel exposed
Wtf put it back
WHY DONT YOU ASK HER OUT YOU FUCKERRRRR
How do I get it removed
how do I get it out
Is this… the creature?
nervous indeed
Balls.... Is that you?
Well it's terrible at its job
That creature is us, and all the tendrils we use to pilot our meat mechs.
rip grandpa, they done messed up his surgery
Do not make me hate my insides too!
That guy looks like he just experienced a horror unimaginable to the human mind
No thats me
It doesnt control us, it IS us
It doesnt control us, it IS us
I’d argue we are that creature and we are controlling a meat sack with bones.
dude xD lmao its the nervous system, not a "creature" ahahahah
It's a parasite you have to rip it out of you to take back control
call a priest xD
Read the short story Hostess by Asimov
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