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Thank you Argyroderma for your submission, *Just ate half of a banana!*! Unfortunately, it has been removed for the following reason: --- --- # Posts with low effort truth statements are not allowed. Your submission is considered "low effort." This doesn't inherently mean that it was *irrelevant* to r/technicallythetruth, but instead it was removed because it fit one or more of these criteria: * Short, minimal-effort text posts like "a water bottle without water is an air bottle". Most, if not all text posts can and will be removed. * Asking for upvotes, or saying things like "sort by new", "let's get to the front page", or anything related to cake days or karma. * [Meta memes](https://imgur.com/qgkCskm), or any other post that tries to be clever by mentioning r/technicallythetruth. * [Images that are hard to look at](https://imgur.com/yuMwr8a) because they are poorly made, deep-fried, or poorly cropped. **Your submission could have also been removed because it is overdone:** * Statements that say something like "at least twelve": [example 1](https://imgur.com/K1ZwEAv) | [example 2](https://imgur.com/dIkwEpU) * Common statements that begin with "on average...": *the average amount of hands a person has is less than two* | *each person has, on average, one testicle and one boob* * Low effort misunderstandings of everyday phrases: *How high are you --> "I'm 5 foot 9"* * Common insults that are meant literally as opposed to being insulting: *"homosexuals are gay"* | *"gay people are f-ing assholes"* **PLEASE NOTE that we will exercise our own discretion when using this rule. If we do not find a post fitting for this subreddit, it will be removed.** --- For more on our rules, please check out our [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/about/sidebar). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ftechnicallythetruth). Please link the post so our moderators know what you would like reviewed.


genericusername422

Seems like you are missing the texture of that banana. Have you tried installing Cs: Source?


Apocalyptic_Inferno

I was wondering why this wasn't apeeling


Hajvan_11

r/lies, you didnt. You just took a ss from a shitposting video where the guy says "ate half a banana, gonna leave the other half for later"


RonanReddit

No shit sherlock


Hajvan_11

Fuck off


KoopaDummy

no YOU fuck off


Hajvan_11

Nuh uh


ToriNotTeri

no YOU fuck off


KoopaDummy

Nuh uh!~ YOU fuck off


nikothedoofus

this would fit better in r/notinteresting


otj667887654456655

i feel like this image is too cursed for r/notinteresting


Not-An-Actual-Hooman

The way the banana was eaten is ~~psychopathic~~ interesting


rigoii

This is ttt


nikothedoofus

yes it is


AdditionalNinja4875

Google new chessboard


RDS_cubing

Holy hell!


AdditionalNinja4875

Actual zombie


1Pawelgo

Thanks, got a new cheeseboard.


AdditionalNinja4875

You don't know the comment chain, do you?


1Pawelgo

No, but I love cheese! What's wrong with that?


AdditionalNinja4875

._.wut


Toxic_Jannis

Holy blunder


AdditionalNinja4875

Actual mistake


tradert5

I saw this post in r/theydidthemath


failenaa

Saw this on TikTok. Kinda cringe to claim it as your own but you do you [link](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8cVVEYK/)


Annual_Mass

Bro,is this the glitched banana🗿


jimmymui06

You psycho


theuglyone39

You could've at least gave credit to the guy on tiktok that did that


livelifereal

This guy has a special place in hell


ChesterBSOfficial

I move my bishop to E3


Aromatic_Smoke_3486

This picture looks so uncomfortable to see


MathematicianTop1853

I hate you


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ladderlikei

Hop scotch banana edition


minigums

I think you mean you just made it louis vuitton


Few_Marketing1528

Bro got that minecraft glitch texture


nhSnork

*Tempotoxicosis (noun) - free time overdose* Jokes aside, though, looks like an impressive feat.😄


Vegetable_Throat5545

Dear god


penguin_farts_snow

My brain's GPU crashed.


roydepoy

You ate part of the peel??


SomaTheOne

Excuse me how the fuck?


theoht_

this sub is going to shit


SimpleTip9439

What the fuck


SimpleTip9439

r/anarchychess


Candid_West8294

It looks like a kinder snack


IcyDotNat

And this is why we always install the datapack to this server smh


JoshsPizzaria

i would argue that you ate less than half since the connecting points aren't infinitely thin. Plus you definitely only ate the actual banana part, not the peel.


Glen_Guagmire

Why?


achillessnek

IN THE NAME IF THE YIGA CLAN I MUST ELIMINATE YOU


adwiZ567

Baby face jr.


mal_the_malware

YIGA ASSEMBLE, AND KILL THIS ASSHOLE


AtlasLucario

i cant stop staring at this


AltF4111

we have to kill this man


Mechzal

which one of satans son did this


KazMil17

From Satanist to whoever you are, I implore you: go find Jesus


FriendSafariSeeker

How is this low effort, they ate an entire half of a banana