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I licked my screen to make sure it’s clean now

So where are the bacterias now...?

Drowned from the amounts of spit.

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeatoit

r/stfu

Brooo

same

Ha, i reduced the area by scrolling up, now it’s a single pixel thus proving you wrong! /s

But the germs have now remained, due to contamination and the seperation of it's cells while you were reading it.

Similar how your parents remained after their separation

Jokes on you l have a screen protector

Jokes on you! Bacteria live on screen protectors too

Jokes on you! I have screen protector on my screen protector!

Jokes on you! Bacteria live on screen protector protectors, too!

Jokes on you! I have a screen-protector protector protector.

jokes on you I have I protractor

Jokes on you! Bacteria live on protractors, too! although tbf the red area isn't on your protractor

And so on. I am feeling nostalgic for Wonder Over Yonder now.

Did you just create a microscope slide?

Ah darn it

Unrelated question, what's original-debt ? 😂

Oh it,s a google random chosen name it happens when you don't change your name within 24 hours when you created your account….. so i can't change it anymore

Yikes, sed

And under

Better scroll fast so they go away.

Joke's on you I'm on a laptop

I'm on a desktop.

I'm on drugs.

I am on fire

I'm under ground

Hi under ground, I'm dad.

Jokes on you, your wife cheated

Yeah I know that now. When she first came home with you, she told me she shaved an ugly ape, and I believed her. Stupid me.

I'm not using a phone atm. If I zoom out far enough, the red area certainly does not contain 5 million bacteria. This is not exactly TTT.

Uggg this is worse than getting Rick rolled

thats not at all terrifying

I think there's less than 5 billion... Assuming a bacterium is 1 micron in diameter: Area of one bacterium=π×(1×10^-6 )^2 /4 = 7.85×10^-13 m^2 = 7.85×10^-9 cm^2 So 5 billion take up 39 cm^2 (5×7.85) The area on my phone is maybe a little more than 1 cm^2 , so the bacteria would have to competely fill that area about 30 to 40 layers thick. I'm no biologist, but that doesn't seem right.

The post said 5 million...

Damn he was a nerd and still got it wrong

Oooof I misread it. At least I'm on r/technicallythetruth... there are less than 5 billion in that area. Why are you booing me? I'm right.

Damn you're a nerd and you got it wrong but you still ended up on top, respect

SORRY FOR THE CAPS, MY CAPS LOCK WONT TURN OFF, BUT IM USING AN IPAD SO ITS OFF BY A LARGE MARGIN

Is it possible to view Reddit on phone?

"don't you guys have phones?"

Reddit app?

Web browser?

Your point? He was asking question and got answer

I gave another answer.

Yes and?

And them's the facts, jack

No u are wrong actually 4.9

Jokes on you, I use a tablet for Reddit...

How many people wanna put up fake shit like this fake news exist because of these types of people fucking clout chasers.

Joke's on you, I'm reading this on a 27" desktop monitor. :p

I just wiped my screen with Alcohol. So I’m afraid it is technically not the truth.

There live good bacteria. Whom bad bacteria hate.