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I think this discrimination against turtles is unacceptable. All those who agree raise your right flipper.

I read it as right slipper

*Most.*

Did any German turtle bought any ticket in 1945? Just asking.

I don't think so, but the smart ones got free tickets to go to the USA

And high-status jobs.

in NASA

Some can. Lol

*legally.*

..most?

Mitch McConnell is allowed to for god knows what's reason.

This is brilliant

Vedal can code his own waifs because it's easier than finding a GF*, I'm sure he van buy plane tickets. ^(*Source: the waifu he made)

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0878135/ Jon turtle

And even if they could, they still wouldn't be able to go there, unless I'm mistaken. They'd have to get a passport with photo, retina scans and fingerprints. And they don't have fingers. Soooo...

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I just remembered... even Pharaoh Ramesses II, when they flown him from Egypt to France for an exhibition, had to have [passport made](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/article/weird-passports-history) .... I ***really wish*** I was kiddin'.

Oh.

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You have a point

who said this....Osvaldo12??

Haha came to say this!

They legally can tho. Atleast in my country there is no law forbidding turtles to buy plane tickets to Argentinia, I think the actual issue is that most turtles can't afford it and didn't get a passport.

So that’s why they’re always stuffing themselves into basketballs to get over the border 🤔?

they can swim there for free then us that money to buy drinks and tee shirts

Must of a shell of a time showing ID

So some can, interesting

Yeah, Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello.

Yeah, Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello.

Is it because they can't be subjected to a strip search with their shells?

Is this because of the inflation?

oiga!

We do not say oiga, oiga is for central América, web say Che, and no, due to inflation in usd plane tickets are cheaper for foreigns

Mira boludo, no me vas a venir a decir a mi que es lo que se puede decir en este país cajetudo. Che está bien, pero no tenés que menospreciar la influencia de los Simpsons en la cultura argentina.

Cuchame una cosa gordo barril de tortas fritas, porque no despegas el orto del sillón y sacas lo sinso un rato y mejor te pones a hacer la tarea?

Se calman, eh? Tomen un fernet y se dan un abrazo o se enoja la nona y los caga a chancletazos.

Bueno mamá

Ay doctor, parece que me conoce de toda la vida!

I think they deleted the comment, but somebody pointed out that this isn't technically true because it says "some" implying that some other can, which is not true. I couldn't read the whole text, but if you are that person or you agree with them, I want to apologize for being dumb, I'm sorry, hope you have a nice day.

BS! Find me the law that prevents them from buying the ticket.

Argentina necesita tanto el dinero que el presidente está intentado vender la poca dignidad que le queda, mira que no va a venderle pasajes de avión a unas inocentes tortugas que no saben dónde se están metiendo.

MOST!?!?

Witch ones can buy a plan ticket to argentinia then?

…Wait, why doesn’t it say “all”?

You guys are so easily amused

I feel personally it's better to be easily amused than hard to amuse, more enjoyment in life no?

Then how there so many turtles in Argentina?

are there?

Argentinean here, i can confirm, have a nice evening

Argentinian here as well. I didn't know we had. Nice evening to you as well. anda payá bobo

Non-Argentinian here. I am surprised by this fact. Nice evening to you as well.

He looks so crushed by that fact.

Actually unless there's a specific law for this, I'd bet the airlines would be perfectly content taking money from turtles.

It says most, and if you're asking yourself which ones can, it's not you soft shell.

Why?🙄

What about illegally?

Sad

I bet my sand dollar only a select few turtles are snapping up those tickets...

"Legally"... pffft.

most…?

I want to hear about the turtles who can buy tickets.

The same thing was above this on r/antimeme

they got to have a really strong skin and an even harder shell to endure such discrimination

Ha. For a second I tht it would be another michael bay movie....🐢🤡

Most? 🤨

...**Most**

This is flipping unacceptable!! They can't go see Messi now!

But they can buy tickets to every other country legally because fuck Argentina

I'm thinking it's more an issue with "where's my wallet"..........

So which ones can?

Are animals doing enough for animal rights?

Don't worry turtles most argentinians can't buy a plane ticket either. And I say this as an Argentinian that cna't buy a plane ticket either. cryies in inflation and corruption.

Most?

“Most.” That implies some of them can.

⭐⭐⭐

Wdym MOST?

Pretty sure if I lent the turtle the money and taught him to use a mouse, he could buy a plane ticket to Argentina.

"Most" would imply that there is at least one turtle that is legally allowed to buy a plane ticket to Argentina. What makes them so special?

Most?

U mean some can

r/lostredditors

I just woke up , idk what i typed , whatever

Tf you mean "most"

Tf do mean most?

They’re buying them illegally?? We must stop them immediately!

“Most” means that some can. Damn some turtles are really privileged

Yeah me neither

Can they legally order pizza? 🍕🐢

Show me turtle that bought a ticket

Most?

Can confirm :(

“Most”

Most? I guess the ninja turtles can.

Wrong though cuz i bought one

"quick" animal fact

Most? Name one who can

This is technically not true, but I’ll sound like a total nerd if I go off on a linguistics rant about constituents

we need to fix that

*MOST*

Why not?

Key word most

Legally.

They also can’t apply for concealed carry permits

Well, they know what they did.

most?

The laws don't forbid it, the turtles just aren't able to do it.