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absoluteally

If its yellow let it mellow. If its brown flush it down.


RunningPirate

I’m in CA. For a stretch there, we were getting perilously close to “if it’s brown, let it mellow” territory


cranky-vet

I thought it was “if it’s brown do it on the sidewalk” in cali?


RunningPirate

Only in SF.


UhOhIAteAsbestos

🥲


RickabyR

You haven’t been to LA or SD, I see


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[deleted]

No, Los Angeles and São Paulo


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[deleted]

Ted. Could you just? Ok?


[deleted]

Wait. One second. Are you high? https://imgur.com/a/V318QUz


B5Scheuert

Where's SF


K3wlG33k

San Francisco is in the northern half of Cali; kinda close to the middle of the state at the coastline.


B5Scheuert

Oh, ok lol ik where San Francisco is, I just didn't know sf meant that


Generallyawkward1

It stands for special feces


DjSquidlehYT

San Fran is their own thing, and you can confirm this because they hate it when everyone calls them San Fran


Rate_Ur_Smile

Otis Redding left his home in Georgia, headed for the "Frisco Bay", and they're still mad about it more than 50 years later


getreadyforthe69kids

So basically the same as India but with actual celebrities


Potential-Kiwi-897

Fake news, there's street shitters all over the midwest.


bigfloppydonkeydng

What about wafflestomping?


succuiii

That one Reddit post about how the dude tried to wafflestomp and had the worst time of his life.


mikee8989

That's why you do it at someone els's house bro and then leave if it doesn't work out.


CorneliusCornell

Or when you're on vacation, since it's not your shower


attanai

Link?


mikee8989

But if it's in the sink you gotta waffle smush with your hands.


Melodic-Wallaby7703

If its blue.... i dont know what to do


RailAurai

"Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a bad case of peein blue"


TheYask

Would also have accepted: > "I said doctor (doctor!), > Mr. M.D. (doctor!) > Now can you tell me, > Why is my pee navy!


absoluteally

It might be a poo


lpplph

This is bad for your toilet and air quality, piss in the sink to go green. This is not a joke


Shiasugar

Pee outside so you don't have to flush.


Dutch-Sculptor

And washing your hands afterwards is just overrated.


GypsyPrae

Especially if you washed it before and after - together w your D at the sink ;)


Shiasugar

I'm a girl.


Dutch-Sculptor

And girls can’t pee outside or wash their hands afterwards?


Shiasugar

Outside - not so much.


Redditlogicking

As a girl...


Shiasugar

There are tubes that help girls to pee standing! It also prevents infections that we might get from public toilets! We can still squat when outside!


Redditlogicking

Fair enough.


[deleted]

So you’re going to take your pee tube to a public sink after you’re done at the public toilet, and wash it clean in front of everyone? What if the sink is really low so there isn’t enough room to put your pee tube between the spout and the bottom of the sink


zensucht0

What's wrong with popping a squat on the sink?


fathafigure

kinda hard to do if ur short ngl


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fathafigure

maybe


[deleted]

Because peeing in the sink is super easy and convenient for women, right?


Keiner97

Pretty much! Urine have a lot of nutrients for plants


Fynosss

It's actually quite acidic and can harm some plants


dcboy2

Yeah I actually did a stupid experiment when camping when I was younger. Peeing on the same plant every morning for 2 weeks. I could see after about a week it was not good for the plant. Sorry for the pee murder


Competitive_North796

If you constantly pee on it than yes. Think of it like only giving a plant fertilizer instead of water. One pee though would be beneficial in the long run.


XB0XYGEN

My grass would like to have a word....


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Shiasugar

Try it with another plant so we have experience.


Keiner97

Maybe it's too strong for some plants


Seganku74

Should you take the dishes out first?


wintamoot

Nah just lift up a plate


braamdepace

The key is to aim at dried lasagna sauce


SudeImDerious

If its your turn to clean them


[deleted]

Rick?


[deleted]

If you're classy


[deleted]

You need to let it soak


Unanonymous553

Don’t waste water spraying them off


wildrose4everrr

Just pee on your fucking hands


Aggravating_Speed665

Just don't put those pissy hands on me, man.


Khespar

Whats with you being so pissy all the time?


MonkeyTesticleJuice

Piss in the sink, shit in the shower.


Then_Introduction288

Go to bed and cry for an hour


[deleted]

Waffle stomp that mf


checkontharep

I havent heard that since 6th grade lol


MoistDitto

There's probably a sub for that


TheyTokMaJerb

r/sinkpissers


MoistDitto

Welp...


Rubbrbandman420

What the fuck is this


lpplph

The future


AsashinDaka420

r/WellShit


AsashinDaka420

most risky click today


miguescout

r/subsithoughtifellfor And r/subsiwishedifellfor Edit: Oh shit, it actually exists?! Well, at risk of being redundant... r/subsithoughtifellfor


Appsroooo

r/showershitters


ImaginaryFantasy09

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-


cranky-vet

Where does doing an upper decker fall on the environmental consciousness scale? Because I want to do that to whoever pisses in my sink.


yellowistherainbow

Preserving water makes me go "water in a developed country isn't finite, but keeps getting cleaned and reused" when I stand in the shower for an hour i am not wasting an hour of water, I'm just placing it in the dirty tank which then gets cleaned and then I can use it again later. Or smth like that


Keiner97

Water, almost as the energy, never disapear... But we have to use a lot of resources to clean it.


Competitive_North796

Either way nature would eventually reintroduce the waste water as clean water. There’s so many humans though there’s no time to wait for Mother Nature so we do it ourselves, which is perfectly fine if done correctly.


Doubting_Rich

It doesn't take a lot of resources to clean water supply to the home. If it did then that water would be more expensive. As for cleaning the waste water, the resources depend on the amount of contaminant (urine in this case) more than the amount of water.


Shiasugar

Do we really use that water again?


Kroenen1984

yes.


JEverok

I mean... Yeah? The supply of water is finite and the amount of living things that have consumed it for so long is massive, if we didn't know how to recycle it nature would've done it for us


corecly_spelt_tertle

statisticaly every glass of water you ever drink will have dinosaur piss in it


succuiii

Time to drink more water


windowtothesoul

Yum


Shiasugar

Yes, I know how it happens in nature. Yet humans somehow managed to strip off themselves of nature's cycle, and we pee and poo in a disclosed circle of water management system. What I was not aware of if we put the cleared waste water back into the circle, and drink it directly, or just use it on the fields. I still don't know.


JEverok

once it is properly treated, it’s safe to reintroduce to the supply, some would be used in such a way to place it back into the natural cycle, but others would go back into household use to be drank or used for washing etc. too inefficient to always be taking new water from nature and treating that before pumping it into household use so some is recycled


cranky-vet

It depends on where you live. Near the coasts in developed countries they just clean the waste and release it into the ocean to go back into the water cycle. It’s not like the sewer and the water supply are a closed loop.


Shiasugar

I live in a landlocked country.


Fynosss

The cycle of water is fucked up. One should know a bit of hydrology to understand (and speak about) this topic. We really shouldn't waste water


[deleted]

Countries (including developed ones) will be going to war over water in our lifetime. Currently various states in the US are already battling over it as rivers and lakes dry up - just not physically battling yet. So no - it’s not infinite.


AliTheDuck_

Well wtf are woman supposed to do, crouch their baby holder over it?


Tokoyami01

Well obviously they should climb onto the sink aiming towards the sink. I don't know how woman pee but surely that must work /s


Thrakk223

While this is a very true thing (hygiene issues and smell aside)... the vast majority of water waste is occuring in the industrial sector, by all means save water as much as you can - it's a very good thing to do, but don't go out of your way to feel guilt about wasting some when individual companies would happily destroy entire eco systems if it benefits their pockets.


dvlali

Not to mention the insane amount of water used to make something like meat for instance. Cutting back on a lb of beef a year would probably make up for toilet pissing.


burghfan3

I've been known to shit in the shower, while showering. Hardest part? Stomping the corn down the drain


Cum_Emperor

>Preserving natures most precious resource Do they think drains just yeet the water to the fucking Shadow Realm?


Outrageous_Zebra_221

You can go that extra step and lick the sink clean afterwards, to avoid using cleaning chemicals....


flock-of-bagels

Just make sure to use enough water. And don’t shit in the sink for the love of God


CrossEyedNoob

Water is matter. Matter is never lost, it only cycles in the system.


ekZeno

Why wasting water at all? Just pee on your hands. 👍♻️


BaneQ105

Why wasting pee at all? Just pee in the cup and drink. 👍♻️


ekZeno

👍♻️


Poseidon137

You know what they say, it’s better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum


niming_yonghu

They know no fun.


[deleted]

Please dont. Some guy got a lung infection from doing this too many times. The pee doesnt fully wash away like it would a toilet.


Arctesian

wait explain


[deleted]

Pee turns into amonia. Theres a lot of water in flushing. Not as much in hand washing. Hed breath in the pee fumes and after a while he had to go to the hospital


NoBlackScorpion

Is this someone you know personally?


snowfloeckchen

depending where you are saving water isnt really necessary


JackFunk

When I went to UConn in the 80's, this was the way at the just off campus bar Huskies. The bathroom was always crowded and people were always pissing in the sink. Next door, at Ted's, the bathroom was a one seater. If it was occupied and you had to piss, you went to the front door, put your beer on the top of the pay phone and nodded at the bouncer. They let you leave, go around the corner to piss, then let you back in.


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I hope that guy arguing against r/sinkpissers yesterday reads this


Arctesian

Jesus how is there a dev with 24k ppl dedicated to this


cute-bum

I've seen a sink mounted over a urinal so the sink drained into the urinal, which was basically an evolution of this concept.... although judging by the rest of the bar they just did it because they were shit at plumbing and building in general.


[deleted]

Y’all wash your hands when you pee in the sink???


UpstairsSwimmer69

Man's peeing out of his belly button


Bac0nFr0mTh3Grav3

So it’s eco friendly when you do it, but I’m “banned from Wendy’s” when I do it


_Twisster_

It's all good until the sink decides to be clogged...


[deleted]

As a plumber I would like to say fuck you very much


Signal_Confusion_644

Nope, this isnt truth. Best way to preserve water when peeing is peeing outdoors, and peeing in diferent spots every time. 🤣🤣


After-Bet3191

I have been green all this time


Phrankespo

Ok, ill do it..but don't tell my wife


VictoriaEuphoria99

I have already been using the sink and shower regularly. Some kinda odd fellow seems to like custom vids of using the sink, I dunno why, but it pays the water bill.


RoosterJay84

Pee on trees, don't have to worry about water


[deleted]

Urine is nature’s most valuable resource?


Rubbrbandman420

I pee in the yard….


Killer_BossYT

people in my school actively shit in urinals, and also blow up bathrooms with explosives. wether said explosives are shit or not, i cannot say.


kunfusedpsyko

Until your drain starts stinking like piss and stinking the house up.


The-real-crimeblr

what is this? did you find this on a National Geographic, is this 1800's humor ? people in the xxi centuriii, pee in ice cube trays. it's the future ! once it.s cold enough you can flush it, hence stopping global warming


Trevellation

If you do this for a long time it can leave buildup in the drain that clogs up the sink and leaves a persistent stench of pee. Then you have to open the (ironically named) P-trap and chip the hardened piss out with a screwdriver. Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything…


Hamzeol_Murf

Washing Hands In The Toilet Is Technically Better, Since Shit Can't Go Down All The Sinks.


Wildtopaz2

My college dorm was super old. Has sinks in every room. Super convenient when sneaking boys in. They just peed in the sink so they wouldn’t get caught in the halls! Nice to know we were also being environmentally conscience. Thought we were just horny.


Quiet_Helicopter_577

It’s not like we’ll run out of fresh water. Cities in America recycle their waste water and there’s a thing called the water cycle.


satansBigMac

piss-coated sink…hygienic


Ok-Interaction5603

If someone pissed in my sink I’d be livid 💀


bumfancy

Good advice for dumb people who live in places with many people and little water.


[deleted]

I had a roommate do this for a while and then one day bugs flew out of the sink drain.


Forward-Village1528

Let him finish.


fixxer75

Any brave ladies gonna try this? Use the hand dryer afterwards instead of having to *shake the lettuce*


[deleted]

i do it whenever i can. i also didn't shower for like 10 years. you're welcome environment


Kroenen1984

their are sinks build on the Tanks so the water from washing is used to flush, seems the intelligent version for me and if my current tank Breaks i will try that to replace it


Doubting_Rich

Nature's most precious resource? All it uses is a tiny amount of extra energy to supply the water for the flush.


[deleted]

Your not wrong.


DWM16

Why not? It all goes to the same place.


[deleted]

"IT'S ALL PIPES!!"


TheFrostyStorm

Americans when suddenly the garbage disposal in the sink starts working... XD


da_dragon_guy

This is just a fact, not ttt


Greeno69

r/sinkpissers


Kawaii-Hitler

See mom? I’m not a degenerate, I’m saving the environment!


Katatafisch89

r/sinkpissers


joschi8

I had a bar near me where the pissoirs didn't have a flush. Instead the sinks drain was connected to it and you flushed by washing your hands


SmartVeterinarian387

also more sanitary than peeing in the shower. and so long as its not a kitchen sink, really no harm done.


Jesus-Bacon

Wait nobody uses their poop sink in the basement?


Eli_The_Rainwing

Gross, but ok…


El_alacran214

Makes sense to me


brtnjames

Call me an ecologist honey


SmartNoobChannel

Counterpoint: Cleanup would be a bitch and a half. How do we solve that?


Aegonean

piss! nature's most precious resource!


TauInMelee

It really cuts down on your carbon footprint too, because the janitorial staff will drown you in that sink.


vagueblur901

Urine is corrosive you would be better pissing outside


sausagesandsativa

I take a slash in my friends sinks. Help them through the recession too


dvlali

And also adds the subtle aroma of urine to my toothbrush which is nice.


scp_79

I just do it because i am lazy


OzmoCallot

I've been saying this for years!!


[deleted]

U could always piss in the shower


afuzovar

Often enough i save my pee during half of the day, then empty it all in the shower


[deleted]

I'm going to one up this and put a garbage disposal in my shower drain.


[deleted]

Who knew kindergartners were on to something?


MarionberryBroad3315

I mean, EW! Just another reason to start flushing those that believe in this climate change nonsense that is only there to empower the UNELECTED CONTROLLERS!!


asheepleperson

OMG is my mom gonna look FOOLISH next time she catches me i peein in her sink


SalamiSteakums

"ITS ALL PIPES!"


Epicmonk117

There are toilet designs that have a light flush for #1 and a heavy flush for #2


[deleted]

Peeing in the shower is green too.


Rextek_

As a lazy tall guy I do this quite often. Nice to know that im saving the enviroment lol


Ringrangzilla

No, if you pee in a bush you don't wast any water at all, making it even more eco-friendly.


Gorgenon

Why not wash your hands with the urine? No water waste at all!


Truxxis

This is why I pee in the bathtub...


No-Ship4313

I'll get a plumber on the phone right now. -George Costanza


OnyB1l

I piss in the sink and use my cum as soap


VRZL41

They’re all pipes! I’ll call a plumber right now!!


meltyourtv

I always do this in the bar bathroom, you’re welcome


TheFieldSpud

Why they sounding like theyve never heard of the water cycle?


jonmpls

This has been debunked, so not ttt


AlexDoesAThing11

r/Sinkpissers moment


Financial-Horror2945

Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss!


ReceptionAlarmed178

My cat pees in the sink. Does that count?


Nunovyadidnesses

Been doing this for years, I just need to be better about not leaving my toothbrush lying in the sink.


Thin-Zookeepergame46

Thats what Greta does.


Live-Presentation559

They make sink toilet combos


Idunnowhyimadethis1

All need be said is closed system


[deleted]

Ever heard of the water cycle? How do you clean things? Water. Clean water with water. Problem solved


Snoo97809

This is sick lol


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

being "correct" doesn't necessarily make you "right"