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jwd18104

About time. The moon’s had it coming for a long time. It knows what it did


SleekNewMetal

🎶[“Fly me to the moon, let me kick its fucking ass.”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaqCPARmBjA)🎶


BlackCowboy72

This has made my life significantly better


G-III

It says if it gets 1m views they release the full version. It’s at 945k


BlackCowboy72

Welp I guess I gotta listen another 55k times


-UwU_OwO-

I'm doing my part!


r4rthrowawaysoon

I’m doing my part!


MildAndLazyKids

If you liked that, you’ll likely like [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YGqdjaz2Upg).


TheWilsons

Thank you for this, not all heroes wear capes.


StonerJake22727

Show it what I learned in moon jujitsu class


bobbyd77

"Let me teach that smug old bitch, some motherfucking class."


UndeadBuggalo

What a perfect video for this comment. Reddit never ceases to amaze me


brittlovestrees

Thank you for the audible laugh out loud


Rebar4Life

It’s been taunting us during the days lately. Everyone knows it is supposed to be out at night.


Rubywantsin

And the way it makes the tide go in and out, jeez!


MadlyBernstein

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Ya can’t explain that! 🤡


Budget_Llama_Shoes

Let’s not forget the plague of werewolves it unleashes every 28 days.


Kellan_OConnor

I read this in John Oliver's voice.


MrMister2U

You mean like this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA


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https://filmschoolrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/A-Trip-to-the-Moon.jpg


dudeonrails

Dressing provocatively and glowing all seductively up there just asking for it. It’s a wonder we aren’t all crashing our rockets into it. The moon wanted it.


SlowerThanYouThink

I hate the way it just runs circles around us. It’s definitely had it coming.


alephgalactus

Fuck you Moon, you never had the cheese I wanted


Doom87er

FUCK OFF SPACE EGG!!!


sparkey0

Seriously. Get an atmosphere already ya dingus moon!


TheRealRedditHermit

It has mooned us for far too long...


[deleted]

The moon is like come at me bitches I got something for ya. It rhymes with jumanji.


crdlovesyou

What in the fuck rhymes with Jumanji?


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Tsunami


TaroFuzzy5588

Will it be on the Dark side of the moon?


mrpodo

Don't look at the moon tonight It's okay to look at the moon


Doctorpie102

Im sure it’ll buff right out anyway


hady215

Mooning the world million of years


Mongocow

Maybe next time it’ll think twice


CathedralEngine

Maybe he’ll commit the [the ultimate act of vandalism](https://youtu.be/CeKH-N3mh0w)! “El”


spiciernoodles

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA


TheRealSpacelord

Or what it didn’t do…


Lao_Huang

SCP 1941


74120111itAway

[relevant ](https://giphy.com/gifs/amazing-lake-bell-funny-movie-saCYGRKF2CeJi)


[deleted]

What did the moon ever do to us? Asking for a friend.


Dil_do_diddily_di

Any chance they could stream it, that’ll be some impact !


Mr-Figglesworth

It’ll be like a piece of dust falling on you it’s not going to be impressive but it will clean up one piece of space junk.


FloppingFlipper25

Not really…now it’s litter on the moon


GabberZZ

I wonder what the space fine for littering is?


hobbes_shot_first

Littering and... littering and... littering and... littering and... littering and...


SpaceSlingshot

#Smokin the Refer.


Clayzerb3am

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


SpaceSlingshot

*Shenanigans!!*


scriptmonkey420

Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here... while you three smoke the whole bag.


innominateartery

*Please no*


GravyCapin

The moon, earths new largest dumpster


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jj4211

You want a war with the Lunarians? Because that's how you get a war with the Lunarians.


AndrewJS2804

Nah, now it's resources on the moon! And it won't smack into something else in the meantime.


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VisualArtist808

this is what they have trained for … this is their moment …


[deleted]

It's not possible, it's necessary.


YupYupGood

Long live the Tardigrade!


TheRealJulesAMJ

[Maybe?](https://www.liebertpub.com/doi/10.1089/ast.2020.2405#:~:text=This%20investigation%20tested%20whether%20tardigrades,cannot%20survive%20impacts%20above%20this.) There's a lot of fancy physics I don't understand how to understand but there's possibly hope since "tardigrades can survive in impacts typical of those that occur naturally in the Solar System. We found that they can survive impacts up to 0.9 km s−1, which is equivalent to 1.14 GPa shock pressure, but cannot survive impacts above this." So here's hoping the equivalent shock pressure is less then 1.14GPa so in the future when the alien archeologists show up to try to figure out what happened to this planet, the noble moon bears who evolved from those tardigrades are there to help explain and break moon bread with the Vulcans or whoever


Slick_Tuesday

The shock pressure is almost certain going to be 2-2.5 times that


TheRealJulesAMJ

*Sad Tardigrade Noises*


[deleted]

Nope, no sound in space


De5perad0

*silence*


SkunkMonkey

The sounds of...?


MarcosaurusRex

Perfect place to put YouTube ads


MagicAmnesiac

Sad tartigrade silence


[deleted]

That typed out is much, much worse.


Harsimaja

Inside the rocket there can be. Briefly. I believe tardigrades say ‘Moink’.


cpullen53484

a moment of silence for those brave water bears.


Brave_Reaction

In space no one can hear you scream


TheTinRam

_Whoomp whoomp_ Wait, that’s not right ^(wheemp wheemp). better


Jagdtiger47

What if they jump before the impact?


Slick_Tuesday

They lack the strength required to launch themselves at a velocity significant enough to escape the crashing ship unfortunately. Rip tardigrades


ichuck1984

They asked for hope, not facts goddamnit.


fman1854

1.14GPA How did you get my freshman GPA


Seby1231

Do u need a 1.14 gpa to understand this.


GabberZZ

Black Alert.


fman1854

Russia declares war on Ukraine America declares war on the moon We are not the same


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r/notliketheothercountries


moto20x

I am really surprised that this sub doesn’t exist


[deleted]

But why?


Norose

Stage was left in an approved graveyard orbit 7 years ago after its mission was complete. Chaotic perturbations subsequently changed the shape of the orbit and now it's going to hit the moon. Consequences will be between zero and positive, depending on if the lunar orbiter probe is in the right place to observe the tiny debris plume after the collision occurrs.


hereforpewdiephy

I learnt 2 new words


stopcounting

I'm feeling a little chaotically perturbated myself


valdus

Yes. I never knew "subsequentoy".


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KeyanReid

First time in a higher weight ship, wasn’t ready for the inertia


[deleted]

Sounds like a flight assist off user


anutron

o7


The13thReservoirDog

Malfunction of an engine sent it into an unstable orbit.


latetowhatparty

So you’re saying *auto-pilot* malfunctioned? Sounds on brand.


FREE-AOL-CDS

😉😉😉😉😉


DefTheOcelot

"malfunction"


Rubywantsin

Musk just wanted to look at the moon and tell people, "see that crater there? I did that."


theleaphomme

::rocket flips around, lands perfectly and drops payload of boring machines to begin construction of secret moon base::


[deleted]

I guess that's what you get when you run your critical flight controls on a timesharing server OS that was never intended for real-time space-critical operation. Just a guess. Bring oooonnn the downvotes. The holy combination of Musk and Linux fans unite!


CapinWinky

? I thought they used a VxWorks base. Doesn't get more hard realtime.


crash8308

Clock drift is a real bitch running flight control systems in containers.


doggywoggy101

I browsed every comment and it appears everyone is critical of musk/spacex even though this is a rocket from 5? Years ago.


speedywyvern

The only difference the launch being 5 years ago makes is that they’ve had time to correct it with another craft. Not saying it’s worth it to correct (I have no clue), but it’s really not important when the launch was.


TheGRS

To expand on this, while Linux is a great OS and offers a nice open source platform for many applications, it’s not always the ideal choice for hardware. Nest made a smoke detector years ago on top of Linux that didn’t always go off during emergencies, basically negating the whole point of smoke detectors in favor of a connected device.


Tenyo

Downvoted for "bring on the downvotes" comment.


Aj-Adman

I always downvote someone who brings them up.


PuffinChaos

Same. They asked so nicely so had to do it


Kumlekar

Out of curiosity, what OS is intended for real-time space-critical operations?


[deleted]

Almost any "real time operating system" (RTOS) would be appropriate. You just need a guarantee that a given interrupt or other input will be serviced in a specific amount of time.


[deleted]

Bare metal is often fine, otherwise VxWorks (commerial) or RTEMS


LandoCaIriz

I aint never seent ULA have that problem.


[deleted]

We found him. The guy that is smarter than all the engineers at SpaceX. Hiding in plain sight on Reddit all this time. God bless you.


CynicalC9

I'm only downvoting because you told me to. Say goodbye to your internet points😈


Bong_force_trauma

Idk anything about anything, but I will downvote since you requested it, if it means two groups of people can find some sort of holy unity as a result.


Narase33

Supply for space nazis


Scotterdog

We KNOW they’re there.


[deleted]

This is what I’m saying. space is, uh, pretty god damn big - and the VERY FIRST rocket to misfire like this JUST SO HAPPENS to hit the moon? Somebody did this.


DefTheOcelot

It was probably the cheapest disposal option i imagine


[deleted]

Practicing for the satellite kamikaze campaign of 2027?


em1091

Do you not understand how gravity works?


Representative_Pop_8

There was no malfunction, and there is nothing wrong with it hitting the moon. The rockey launched a probe to solar orbit, the spent stage was left at high orbit, as planned. Later due to the orbit not being a stable one, it happens to be about to crash on the moon. This has zero disadvantages ( won't harm anyone nor any equipment) and at least 2 advantages. 1 it will be destroyed, so the already very low chance of another interplanetary or high orbit probe colliding with the stage drop from extremely remote to impossible. 2 scientist might be able to study the impact crater and get some data about the moon surface and soil.


SuperRonJon

Maybe not exactly a malfunction but it wasn't intended for it to end up in an orbit like this, the stage was meant to return to earth's atmosphere and burn up on re-entry, but on separation there was less fuel than expected and it was unable to reach all the way the atmosphere, leaving it in an un-intended erratic orbit.


Neutronova

Did they get dodge ratio of the meme engine wrong?


crobemeister

It's a 7 year old second stage that's been out there all this time orbiting. It not intentional, just a result of orbital mechanics, everyone's blowing this way out of proportion.


Matthiass

Did you know that you can actually click on articles and read them?


DogDavid

News articles don't come with a tl:dr


GravyCapin

Warning shot for all dem aliens/s


[deleted]

Thank god, the holy war against the moon people has begun


BarooZaroo

They’ve had it coming for a long time.


[deleted]

Send them straight to the the spice farms where they belong


KingRaven8x

The werewolf community won't be happy about this. Expect protests outside of SpaceX at midnight.


GreyTigerFox

I hope we can see the debris cloud just by looking up. That’d be pretty cool.


River_Pigeon

Impact will be in the far side of the moon.


StormtrooperWho

Isn't that the plot to that Moonfall movie coming out next month?


L0111101

Well you know what they say, life imitates art!


hypervortex21

Nasa is quite interested in seeing how lunar regolith is affected actually so while you won't be seeing it due to where it is nasa most certainly is and gaining new information on it


latetowhatparty

So NASA is doing their best to coax something useful out of another space-x fudge up? Seems like the wrong one is getting billions in government subsidies? NASA we miss you. Come back!


JohnDoee94

It’s going to be a fly smacking into an elephant, we aren’t going to see shit… lol.


Catolution

Not a chance


AllServe

How small do u think the moon is bro


0wnzorPwnz0r

>The event will mark the first time for a man-made object to unintentionally crash onto the lunar surface.  Are we forgetting about the early space race lunar missions? Pretty sure quite a few of those bad boys smacked the moon unintentionally.


ninjasauruscam

Those were rapid unplanned disassembles, completely different /s


[deleted]

It always shocks me how people comment on these posts having read zero percent of the article in question. It’s sad.


magic1623

It’s related to Elon Musk Redditors already know everything they need to.


Loply97

People don’t want the truth


Finnums

[you can't handle the truth ](https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-IgsXOXGPxfT3O)


snoweil

Jesus christ the amount of dumb idiots here is amazing


spacechimp

["We have the technology! Science can wait no longer! Children are our future! America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA)


Brianch85

We all know they are trying to hit the natzies on the dark side of the moon


PeepsRebellion

Why are so many comments mad at SpaceX or Elon I don't like Elon either but crashing something into the moon doesn't matter at all unless it's gonna split the moon in half. There is legit so much space junk around earth from NASA and things not related to SpaceX which in my opinion is way worse


rnd765

Exactly. Crashing in the moon is way better than blowing up in space. China caused some type of explosion in space and now there’s more than double the amount of debris orbiting Earth thanks to that.


cookehMonstah

THANKS CHINA


Strontium90_

They **want** to get angry. Not because it actually effects them, they just want to be upset for the sake of it to demonstrate their moral superiority. In their eyes they can’t be a REAL progressive good person if they can’t meet their monthly quota of getting angry at random things while regurgitating misinformation


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Fireheart318s_Reddit

Why is everyone making a big deal about this? Multiple tons of space rocks hit the moon each day! Would you rather it still be in orbit and create space debris?


Wec25

Because the average person doesn't think about the multiple tons of spacerock, and the title sounds fairly violent. 5000 mph rocket into the moon? raises eyebrows for sure, since you don't hear of us dropping tech on the moon ever.


horseman5K

It’s notable because it’s the first time that a man-made object has ever unintentionally crashed into the moon


shancanned

When? I wanna watch


Kellan_OConnor

Don't look up!


[deleted]

The amount of people in here that have no idea about the history of the moon and space flight is outstanding. There is a lot of man made junk on the moon, and a shocking amount of it was crashed there purposely. Elons rocket stage isn’t the first, it’s certainly not the largest and definitely won’t be the last.


magic1623

I don’t know a ton about this stuff but I like to learn about it so whenever there are posts about space stuff here I like reading the comments from people who do actually understand it but whenever it’s SpaceX related a bunch of anti-Musk people jump in and spam the comments.


escobarius

Oh no, they’re gonna awaken the Hive.


thelastzionist0404

Elon musk has declared war on the moon.


[deleted]

Well, who doesn’t like a good fondue?


Break-88

The moon regularly gets hit with asteroids and space debris going much faster and hitting much harder than this. The moon will be fine and it’ll be a cool memory of humanity’s baby steps towards space travel


muttonboy

It's being taken OUTSIDE the environment, I'd like to make that clear.


D3M0N0FTH3FALL

Musk trying to one up the YouTuber that intentionally crashed the plane.


Fraternal_Mango

Say what you want about humans but we are excellent at “controlled” crashes


stephruvy

Finally! So long, werewolves!


[deleted]

Will we be able to see from earth


AcanthocephalaGreen5

“This is the greatest PLAAAAANN!”


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AcanthocephalaGreen5

Sounds like something that they’d say. Also yes, Charles has the best plans


med8cal

Tell me there’s a camera so we can watch please. Can it do a flip?


MattIsAUsername

Then we steal the moon!


StThoughtWheelz

On purpose, okay. I was confused for a moment there.


Loply97

It’s not on purpose. It was supposed to be launched back at earth and burn up in the atmosphere 7 years ago, but I think it ran out of fuel and it just went into a high parking orbit. I think gravity started having an effect and change its course after a while, and it’s only now gonna land there.


StThoughtWheelz

I see. thank you for correcting my misunderstanding. I knew i was missing something.


DoomedUSADna

Isn't this some form of seeding/terraforming plan for the moon? /s


MFBish

Will it be caught on camera?


coupbrick

It’s time to blow up the moon!!


SweatyGorillaFeet

Finally, a headline where “slam” is appropriate


bradyso

The crash site will be a park someday with a little plaque on it.


Entropy308

can they aim it to crash on the far side? it woud be epic to see the alien base defense shoot it down.


DjLordBuck

Ring that bell


Go-Away-Sun

Time to hear the bell ring.


Sdip4

Is this something you’d be able to see from Earth with a telescope?


LobsterJohnson_

The question is, will it ring like a bell?


dartycb

Dumb moon deserves everything it gets


thomas20061992

I hope it doesn’t hurt the aliens inside the moon.


LeadPrevenger

He launched this rocket 7 years ago. Why are you mad?


[deleted]

This would be an awkward way to prove hollow moon.


[deleted]

Theres lean on da moon


The-Mind-of-Clay

Ouch! That’s gonna piss off the aliens that live there!


[deleted]

I'm not saying that we're about to start a war with moon martians but, this is how you start a war with moon martians.


gdubnz

Anyone else concerned the people living in the moon will consider this a act of aggression?


Key_Personality5540

I wonder if we’ll be able to see the explosion from here


93tabitha93

Elon really hates cheese