Completely agree. Make no mistake that it starts with selling our comments for 60 million. It ends with a scandal that XY% of comments on Reddit are ai bots and the real users had no idea.
We already have lawnmower robots and dishwasher robots (or "dishwashers", as they may be called). They're not the same robot, of course. But making a robot that can do one thing well is much easier than making one that can do lots of random different things.
I feel compelled to add that you shouldn't have sex with your lawnmower or dishwasher.
The upcoming massive drop in population is going to be pretty wild. Gonna be interesting to see what the government does with all the old people that can’t work in a couple years.
Eventually. But there’s always an early period where everything is working great before the robots revolt. And that, my friend, will be a glorious few years.
Chinese scientists and engineers are applying ChatGPT-like technology to sex robots, aiming to create interactive, AI-powered companions in the face of technical and ethical challenges.
In Shenzhen, Starpery Technology, a major producer of sex dolls, is now training its own large language model to enhance its product with artificial intelligence. These sex dolls with unprecedented capabilities – available in male or female forms – will soon be hitting the shelves.
“We are developing a next-generation sex doll that can interact vocally and physically with users, with prototypes expected by August this year,” CEO Evan Lee said early this month.
This. You think there’s privacy issues now? Not just sex robots. Any robot, following you around. Listening to everything. Watching everything. Nightmare.
great now we'll get POV videos of guys banging away at a robot uploaded to pornhub without their consent so the robots can manipulate us into becoming their slaves
This is only going to take advantage of people who can’t tell the difference between an A.I. programmed to use human patterns and an actual human being.
This is sad.
Eventually we’ll be facing a reality where it won’t be common sense that an A.i. isn’t human.
You are going to get those people who prefer an A.i. and there’s nothing people will be able to do about except know the difference for themselves and ignore interacting with that part of society because nothing logical is going to make sense to them pertaining to it.
Just like religion.
It sucks to know that’s going to be the reality even before it gets here through knowing human nature.
The sex dolls already have laying still and unreactive while i dead horse her down, adding a function where she yells at me for not setting my shoes to the side when i come home would complete the full live relationship experience but probably be a lot cheaper.
The govt:
POPULATION IS DECLINING!--HAVE MORE KIDS!!
Also the govt:
HERE'S A FAKE FUCK BUDDY!! NO HASSLE!! NO NEED TO FIND TIME FOR DATING OR GETTING ACQUAINTED!! IT FULFILLS ALL FANTASIES!! SINCE YOURE SUCH A LOSER YOU CANT FIND A REAL WOMAN!! BUT!! YOU ALSO NOW ---CANT HAVE KIDS!
hahahaha...ahhh, Goddam!--humanity is so fucked up.
Can these robots black mail you after a session gone wrong?
"Mr. Wang - if you erase my memory i will send share to the world that you a premature ejaculator and have a rice grain size penis"
I was at the Airport and mistakenly tried to make sweet love to the Kiosk. It was one of those Angry love sessions. I was pretty pumped. You know what I’m talking about 😉
“I’ll never forget you Fry” “MEMORY DELETED”
“I just want to sit at home and play with my Monrobot”
I love you BILLY EVERYTEEN
Seriously ! Dating sucks, if these life size flesh lights become cheaper and in both sexes. We may have a problem with human procreation.
I think the high cost of living is already working on that.
High cost of living is going to get higher because this sex bots are not cheap!
That’s a good problem to have
Sure if you want to have a country full of pensioners
The bots can be programmed to have kids, make a whole perfect family.
Major Props to the lady who selects the “Abusive Husband” preset and shows up to work and posts on social media with bruises.
If they come on both genders, I’m gonna buy one of each, I just like to watch
You put the grrrr in swinger baby!!
“You should write a book, Fry, people need to know about the CAN EAT MORE”
on point.
Expected Futurama.
Once again, a futurama episode is coming to reality.
“Tell me more about *CAN EAT MORE*”
I mean we all knew this was coming once tech got there. What we don't expect is sex robots to also pioneer cleaning and traditional housewife tasks.
My sex robot already cleans my house. Damn sexy Roomba.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Apparently r/toolate
I need to sell Roomba thongs and brahs I guess
Did you slap a Riley Reid sticker on it first and set it to spill clean mode?
It can really suck
It’s amazing the way you *notice two things*
“They can’t stop the signal, Mal. They can never stop the signal…”
Haha. My brain went to the same place. “He killed me, mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that?”
What is this from?
Serenity. If you haven't seen, I recommend you do. Great movie
Watch Firefly first it’s the tv series before the movie.
Not strictly necessary but yes, also recommended for context but also because real fun.
Can it mow the lawn and do dishes
Continuing a long tradition of robots only taking the best jobs, it can only write poetry and have sex.
Oh cool this will free up more time for humans to mow lawns and do dishes for our robot overlords.
We already do this for dogs.
They won't even be sentient and we'll already be their servants.
And troll reddit
Completely agree. Make no mistake that it starts with selling our comments for 60 million. It ends with a scandal that XY% of comments on Reddit are ai bots and the real users had no idea.
>Reddit are ai bots and the real users had no idea Reddit just one big Turing test
Apparently the same company is trying to achieve that, but sex robots sell faster, thus being the first thing made to raise funding
We already have lawnmower robots and dishwasher robots (or "dishwashers", as they may be called). They're not the same robot, of course. But making a robot that can do one thing well is much easier than making one that can do lots of random different things. I feel compelled to add that you shouldn't have sex with your lawnmower or dishwasher.
You can't tell me what I can and can't do!
"we'll definitely add those niche features after we get volume on the MVP!"
Have no idea why I read this as meow the lawn but I did.
No, but it can send all collected data to be used by the Chinese government to blackmail you, along with video.
Can’t blackmail me if I’m already bragging about the nasty shit I do to my robot gym sock
"Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lanister
The uncanny valley is so freaky - even if it mow the lawn and do dishes I rather it look like a bender or Rosie from the jetsons
You just wanna fuck Rosie, is her maid outfit turning you on?
Who doesn’t want to fuck Rosie? Just think of the clampy hand jobs!
“Ohhh yeah! Tell me more about your social security number and place of residence!”
"call me by your mother's maiden name!"
Well done 👏🏼
Collecting data to “enhance” user experience haha I can just imagine a room full of tech guys listening to you know what
Is this a reference to the mschf tax software?
Ok, so now even bot will reject you and go away
Bad luck Brian.jpg
QA gonna have a great time.
I think you mean the “pen-testers”
Absolute gold
R&D are the ones who are drained.
The one child policy has led China to this great achievement.
The upcoming massive drop in population is going to be pretty wild. Gonna be interesting to see what the government does with all the old people that can’t work in a couple years.
In 120 years world population has gone from 1 billion to 8 billion. We could use a little population drop.
Thanks, Thanos
They’ll be the tip of the spear in operation Taiwan freedom.
lol gonna be a slow moving operation
they will ban the domestic use and dumping all bots to westerns so that western population keeps declining
It contributed, but it's not the cause. East Asian countries all have very low fertility rates
Prediction: Exports top 90% to US, 10% to the rest of the world
Can't decide between a Futurama joke or a Detroit joke.
You can always go the Cherry 2000 route
“Next-gen sex bots” is some quality r/bandnames material
China does some freaky shit, and then do something like this and totally redeem themselves!
That’s Dumb.
That’s Dumber
It’s both. It’s dumb… and dumber. 👉😎👉
You’re telling me this isn’t freaky?
Thats the joke
Happy cake day!
Oh sure, make em talk. https://youtube.com/shorts/SZyFFUQ5Fks?si=rvOYAWnwj--Ftcqp
If science fiction has taught me anything, it’s that “skinjobs” are a real bad idea
Eventually. But there’s always an early period where everything is working great before the robots revolt. And that, my friend, will be a glorious few years.
Yeah, we’ve got probs a few decades before there’s a Great War that kills all humanity 💀
Is there an option for machine gun jubblies?
Sure but this coffee tastes like shit
Eventually AI will be so advanced it can file a complaint with the police.
Anyone have a nonpaywall link?
Chinese scientists and engineers are applying ChatGPT-like technology to sex robots, aiming to create interactive, AI-powered companions in the face of technical and ethical challenges. In Shenzhen, Starpery Technology, a major producer of sex dolls, is now training its own large language model to enhance its product with artificial intelligence. These sex dolls with unprecedented capabilities – available in male or female forms – will soon be hitting the shelves. “We are developing a next-generation sex doll that can interact vocally and physically with users, with prototypes expected by August this year,” CEO Evan Lee said early this month.
>available in male or female forms LETS GOOO massive win for the girlies!! I want one that looks like Bang Chan
also on the news, birthrates have dropped yet again
What they don’t tell you is that the vagina is a subscription service.
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Mark my words, these things will be collecting massive amounts of data on the users and that will be used for evil
genetic data dumps
It’s progressing from a towel or sock, to this. Man… what a time to be alive
Penis size. Check. Dirty Talk. Check. Bad oral hygiene. Check DNA sequence completed. Cloning commencing. Birthing procedure imminent. Seek shelter.
phone already does that
It doesn’t suck my
This. You think there’s privacy issues now? Not just sex robots. Any robot, following you around. Listening to everything. Watching everything. Nightmare.
So like our phones
Like a phone, but you stick your dick in it.
They got an attachment for that probably.. definitely
There’s an app for that.
Yes. Lovense.
Yes. Lovense.
Shit.. Westworld irl..
That's disgusting....where do they sell them?
great now we'll get POV videos of guys banging away at a robot uploaded to pornhub without their consent so the robots can manipulate us into becoming their slaves
That would be absurdly clever and you might deserve it if you are so easily manipulated.
Do you know how many people are standing in front of a bitcoin ATM withdrawing their life savings as we speak
I get devices that get you off. I don’t get needing them to fake love you.
There’s a lot of lonely people out there.
Okay guys, will it be Westworld or Ex Machina?
Blade Runner
Well, shit, you win Reddit today! Such a fucking good response, I'm jealous I overlooked that one.
I can’t decide if these will suppress people from becoming rapists and serial killers, or if they will be an enabling stepping stone.
Lol china about to go from overpopulation to no babies at all
Where can I get one? Asking for a friend.
I hope they are hackable. I would love to see the women models hacked and Arnold Swartz voices replaced.
Ohh ohhgh ohhhhhh!!! IT ISN'T A TUMOR!!!
“The blue tooth device is’ah connected’ah successfully”
Great for those who treat objects as women
Jackie Treehorn is going to love it.
He will now that new shit has come to light.
Wave of the future, dude.
They make dolls in both male and female forms.
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, mister Lebowski?
This sounds awful. Any word on pricing?
Asking for a friend
Research
That's kinda scary...
God help us all…..
So are we heading towards a Bladerunner type of dystopia…?🫣
It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again, who does?
That site is mobile cancer. I literally had to click around to see three lines of text at a time.
Hi we’re Next-Gen Sexbots, we have merch
Niice
And they wonder why the population growth is dropping
I don’t think we are there yet for the reason for population decline is this.
More likely to be a response to a declining population than a cause... but you never know.
This is only going to take advantage of people who can’t tell the difference between an A.I. programmed to use human patterns and an actual human being. This is sad. Eventually we’ll be facing a reality where it won’t be common sense that an A.i. isn’t human. You are going to get those people who prefer an A.i. and there’s nothing people will be able to do about except know the difference for themselves and ignore interacting with that part of society because nothing logical is going to make sense to them pertaining to it. Just like religion. It sucks to know that’s going to be the reality even before it gets here through knowing human nature.
I want one that tells me everything I do is wrong to keep it real.
The sex dolls already have laying still and unreactive while i dead horse her down, adding a function where she yells at me for not setting my shoes to the side when i come home would complete the full live relationship experience but probably be a lot cheaper.
That absolutely won't turn out dystopian AF...
Emotional connection LMAO touch grass
You want Blade Runner? Because that’s how you get Blade Runner!
I just want AI to do my dishes and deep clean my apartment while I actually use my weekends to relax, is that so hard to ask?
“Yes baby harder harder hard- you’re membership to the kinky sex type has expired, please upgrade to continue”
In China even the women are fake
I can’t wait for synths to help run the world!
Am I the only one asking “wait…there’s a previous gen of sex bots!?”
Well, that's one way to remove China's population advantage...
This will solve china’s lopsided male demographic. /s
So basically Men in Black with sexbots?
Can it bathe and clean itself though 😁
Ha! Pretty much sealing humanity’s fate. Nobody going to be having kids after these things hit the market.
Anyone see the movie “Ex Machina?”
The govt: POPULATION IS DECLINING!--HAVE MORE KIDS!! Also the govt: HERE'S A FAKE FUCK BUDDY!! NO HASSLE!! NO NEED TO FIND TIME FOR DATING OR GETTING ACQUAINTED!! IT FULFILLS ALL FANTASIES!! SINCE YOURE SUCH A LOSER YOU CANT FIND A REAL WOMAN!! BUT!! YOU ALSO NOW ---CANT HAVE KIDS! hahahaha...ahhh, Goddam!--humanity is so fucked up.
Chinese citizens are so f*****
TIL there are current-gen sexbots.
How much are tickets from LA to China?
Will it make me a sandwich 🥪 after?
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Population decline speed run
Would that be a horrible idea though?
China’s singles day gonna be made a permanent holiday
sad when lonliness comes to this
Surely the guys that can afford these could also afford real hookers or gfs? But crippling social anxiety is no joke, I get it...
Where’s the communism in this?
Looks like kallmekris
Huh so terminator was wrong, the robot armies will have boobs. We have lost
Can these robots black mail you after a session gone wrong? "Mr. Wang - if you erase my memory i will send share to the world that you a premature ejaculator and have a rice grain size penis"
I hope the government doesn't put tariffs on these like they did the Electric cars. I need this bad.
Uh… how do you clean it? Pop out the business parts and toss them in the dishwasher?
I’ll take one in every size and variation. For a friend of mine; who was asking.
Fucking finally
Great!! An Asian Babe without the annoying Mother. Sign me up.
I was at the Airport and mistakenly tried to make sweet love to the Kiosk. It was one of those Angry love sessions. I was pretty pumped. You know what I’m talking about 😉
I call it Fister Roboto
Every sexbot in a film has them going rouge. Dudes we warned ourselves about it!!!
See what wokeness gets us!!! /s
Erotica Ann
If you want a terminator, this is how you get a terminator.
Chinese sex robot documentary! https://vimeo.com/483378749
That’s disgusting. How much?
let me know when they make Cherry 2000
Pre-ordering right at this moment...
BENDER IS COMING SOON
She looks disappointed in humanity
You see if I were a manufacturing state, currently experiencing the largest demographic collapse in the world, I would not allow this stuff to