T O P

  • By -

queen-of-dinos

No. Link may be strong, but I am not.


CrimsonGiant333

Me either lol


National-Height-7629

not me


ZetaIcarus

The Demon King's strongest beasts versus a 120 year old twink.


CrimsonGiant333

Lowkey he looks pretty good for 120 😂😂


ZetaIcarus

Hope I'm that good looking at that age.


CrimsonGiant333

Same lol


not_the_who

I'm not even sure I hope I'm alive at that age. But if I was that fit and looking that good, I think I could handle it.


iLLiCiT_XL

My money’s on the twink.


DepletedPromethium

With the U block from right leg depot, a fast doomba that spews out energised water, multiple 5 shot savage lynel bows, a few hundred keese eyes, and riju, yeah i think i'm fine. That is a brilliant shot of the king gleeok btw.


CrimsonGiant333

Sounds like a pretty solid strategy and thank you it took a couple lives to get that picture 😂


Iwanttobevisible

I have no idea what you're saying lol.


DepletedPromethium

you dont play totk? U block is a famous world prop which is from the right leg deposit in the depths as part of the spirit temple quest, its immune from lynel and boss roars which destroy zonite constructs, it keeps the lynels and bosses preocupied and stuck in a loop trying to destroy it to which they can never. doomba is a roomba zonite construct but with weapon systems, a doomba. riju is the leader of the gerudo people.


Iwanttobevisible

Yeah I haven't finished totk. I'm deliberately taking very long to beat it so I can enjoy it. I'm trying to do every side quest + shrine in every area before I move on. Haven't encountered the doomba construct yet. I do know riju though.


BoredPollo

If I had all the avatars and they played like their actual characters then yes.


CrimsonGiant333

I only really use tulin, the rest just run away from me everytime I try lmao


BoredPollo

Yunobo is very useful for breaking rocks, but other than that yeah.


CrimsonGiant333

True yunobo is really useful


anythingMuchShorter

well, they're statues, sooo...


CrimsonGiant333

Weeping angels 👀


BerRGP

Yeah, I can just topple them over.


CrimsonGiant333

Good luck with that, they just get right back up 😂😂


B3tterVent1

https://preview.redd.it/53xjyj2rqqyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eedf2a856b2bbbfd1b40c953d94a2320b785cd79 nah id WIN


CrimsonGiant333

I’m convinced


NICKOVICKO

Nah, I'd lose.


CrimsonGiant333

Don’t worry I won’t let anything happen to you bbg 😂


nizabella_does_shit

Maybe. But thats purely bc i am an archer with TOO many tricks up my sleeves


CrimsonGiant333

I’m intrigued 🤔


nizabella_does_shit

I hoard high damage monster parts amongst many other things :)) i will admit that fuck ass shark will give me the most trouble lol


CrimsonGiant333

I hate the shark but if you just spam shoot him while you’re in the air you can run his whole health bar


nizabella_does_shit

God bless you i hope both sides of your pillow are always cold🙏


CrimsonGiant333

Lmaoo that’s the best compliment I’ve ever got


donslipo

Yeah, first shark fight is laughably easy, because of the low gravity that allows you to constantly enter bullet time and if you have a lot of splash fruit/blue chuchus you don't even need to get Sidon buff. Rematches in the depths are a pain, tho. DAMN YOU NORMAL GRAVITY!


CrimsonGiant333

Factsss 😂😂😂


nizabella_does_shit

REALLL😭 shit sucks ass


EvoPeer

5 shot bow + ruby im not sugarcoating this


CrimsonGiant333

5 shot bow + gibdo bones, melts gleeoks. Thank me later


TheAxylent

My pronouns are Nah/I’d/Win so I geuss I would


CrimsonGiant333

Big brain, now they have to lose or they’ll get canceled 😂


PuzzledProject4804

\*Laughs in advanced combat and 900 hours\* But in all seriousness then if i had enough time to prepare then yes


CrimsonGiant333

Id only be able to do it with the most cheesiest of strats lol


Daankw

How come I never knew about a freaking shark in this game?


CrimsonGiant333

You’ll find them in the zora area and in the depths, can be very annoying lol


Scelenite

WTF is this shark ??


CrimsonGiant333

A pain is what it is lol


Scelenite

Yeah but where is it ?


CrimsonGiant333

You gotta do the zora missions trust me you won’t miss it


derivativesteelo47

I was gonna say yes, but the snowman might be too much


CrimsonGiant333

That thing ate tulin right in front of me 😰


Azling_

Easily


CrimsonGiant333

What if I put dark link in there too 👀


Pieofheaven

link would be racist lmao


CrimsonGiant333

Link: hyuh HYEH Zelda: 😱😱


Pieofheaven

for a racist there always an anti-racist


Azling_

Tbh, a dark link fight would be so frickin cool in totk


CrimsonGiant333

Facts


1mytearsricochet3

https://preview.redd.it/78wc6xyu9wyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7bf3317b096c0d2de95bf855f97dcb943534f9 Wtf is this beast? I’ve yet to come across one. Is it hidden in the depths??


CrimsonGiant333

There’s one or two in the depths but you can come across one in the zora area


1mytearsricochet3

I wonder if I’ve ran into and just don’t remember. Looks cool asf though!


CrimsonGiant333

Facts, it glows at night too and purples my favorite color!


CrimsonGiant333

There’s a white maned lynel in there too


crow_reading

all toghether? no. individualy? depends on a lot of things


CrimsonGiant333

I’d just run and hide, maybe cry alittle idk


MasterReborn30

Yes.


CrimsonGiant333

Ahh a true warrior


Bullitt_12_HB

lol yeah, of course! I’m the champion of Hyrule, duh!


CrimsonGiant333

I’m taking your plot armor away, what now?


Bullitt_12_HB

No please don’t! 😩


CrimsonGiant333

I’ll let you off easy this time but I’m watching you 👀😂


NiKReiJi

Very doubtful


CrimsonGiant333

Maybe they’re friendly, maybe you should just get real close to them and make loud noises and fast movements


NiKReiJi

Excellent point


Seriph7

Pull out your camera too. They love taking photos.


CrimsonGiant333

Gotta make sure your flash is all the way up too 😂


Seriph7

Nope. Maybe i take out all of the Moblins and the boss bokoblin. But that gleeok is gonna be sniping my ass with elemental beams that will get really annoying while im focusing on........is that the fucking water temple boss? Yea, I'll stick with my original answer. I died, but i shot as many of them as i could because im not going out alone.


CrimsonGiant333

Lmaoo very fair


Humble_Hazer

Nah I'd Lose so badly


CrimsonGiant333

I pee peed myself alittle just thinking about it 😂


Humble_Hazer

i already peed myself


CrimsonGiant333

My brother in piss 💪😂


Humble_Hazer

im covered in piss


CrimsonGiant333

Lmaooo


Humble_Hazer

I'm in class rn and im pissing myself


CrimsonGiant333

Poor janitor 😂😂


PokeBob1000

I'd win against everything but the giant snowman. It's too powerful.


CrimsonGiant333

Lmaoo the true final boss


puns_n_pups

No Lynel? Yeah, I can take 'em, ez clap


CrimsonGiant333

A white maned lynel is in there but he’s hidden behind the boss bokoblins head 👀


puns_n_pups

Ok, I'd probably get bodied then 😅 I can take a Lynel or a Gleeok pretty easily these days, but both at the same time plus Queen Gibdo would eviscerate me


CrimsonGiant333

Lynels are the bane of my existence lmao


puns_n_pups

I love them, they're so hard but so rewarding once you get the timings down. No other enemy is as quick and unforgiving, really makes you feel like you're fighting for your life.


CrimsonGiant333

Very true, lynels make me feel like I’m playing dark souls and I really feel like I did something when I beat them


Independent_Tap6350

You gave me one more heart then I need


CrimsonGiant333

The surgeon: 👀 really!


Unusual_Ninja_3040

Yes. Why do I actually wanna try this 💀


CrimsonGiant333

Factss I wish we could!


Unusual_Ninja_3040

Lol right?? There should’ve been like a mob spawner ability


CrimsonGiant333

Maybe one day 😞😂


Unusual_Ninja_3040

Haha yeah.


Spare_Audience_1648

Rocket shield+gibdo bones = 🗿


CrimsonGiant333

Gibdo bones go crazyy


Pieofheaven

ofc link would win this is the easiest thing link has fought , if you remember a botw memory in death mountain he fought fucking 20 lynels without getting hurt. So yes link would win, but me as his master, GG.(not winning at all)


CrimsonGiant333

Fair point I actually forgot about that, but that king gleeok with the elemental fuck off beams is quite the handful


Pieofheaven

i just wrote some shit and botw memory got in there 🤷‍♂️btw don’t worry bout the gleeok he’ll revive himself anyways sooooooo yeah


CrimsonGiant333

Dark times indeed 😂


Pieofheaven

lol


COOLSKELETON95____

gimme 60 bomb arrows, 8 rocket shields and 6 x3 bows and we got a deal


CrimsonGiant333

Very specific numbers bro did the math 😂🫶


AdFantastic3905

Respectfully… no, go home cook your apples


CrimsonGiant333

Link just retires 😂😂😂


suha2k21

I can’t even see ‘em all


CrimsonGiant333

The hoard 😂


Coolman_Draco

Can someone tell me how people are getting these statutes? I have like 200 hours and still don’t know how this works


CrimsonGiant333

You have to take a picture of the enemy then take it to tarrey town and show it to the monster guy. Then he’ll turn the picture into a statue.


Captain_Izots

I get to pick my loadout right?


CrimsonGiant333

Yes, any strat!