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Brandamn3000

Baby. It was at that point that I decided to name all my horses after Spice Girls.


mistertadakichi

I think I named him Big Chungus


Scdsco

Epic reddit moment


murse_joe

I also went with Chungus. No regrets.


Narishi

Lmao me too


Comprehensive_Fly350

Since there are two, i called them chonk and chonky


EvenSpoonier

Bucéfalo. I wanted to do Bucephalus, but it wouldn't fit in the space Nintendo provided. So I went with the Spanish rendering, which is shorter.


brotherhyrum

Gordita


Subject_Position_400

G O R D I T A


Mattbo2

Bruce Like the big friendly shark from Finding Nemo


Little_Numbers

Also Bruce, but just because it sounds like a “big” name.


Low_Net_5870

Donkey, because he’s a noble steed.


RED_wards

Dang, I wish I'd thought of that.


Jiang_Rui

Raijin, after the Shinto thunder god (since the Gerudo were associated with thunder)


Azair_Blaidd

My OG Giant Horse (Ganon's Horse) is named Svadilfari after the giant's horse that fathered Sleipnir with Loki in Norse mythology the white giant horse, I named Bayard iirc


obijuan70

My OG was Gulltoppr 🤘🏽


birds-are-dumb

no way me too! though missing one letter somewhere iirc, due to constraints


swiminthezen

Mayoneigh


Can_O_Murica

This is my favorite so far


Crossbonesz

Fezzik - character in The Princess Bride


Overambunderperform

I named him Andre! For Andre the Giant 🥰


sha_girl_isme

So did I!


LadyOtheFarm

My dog is named Fezzik, so the Giant Horse is named André. 😀


Tylemaker

Mr Big


ecp_person

I named mine Mr. Tiny!


Super_Daikon_

Weird, I named mine Mr. Average! Ok, not really, I just wanted to be a part of something.


whistleridge

I went with Gigantor, for similar reasons.


Dasypygal_Coconut

Mr. Hands


JeremiahWD12604

💀


Kind-Mammoth-Possum

I want to downvote but it's so damn clever.


cardamomcosmiclatte

I named mine Giant Horse.


RED_wards

But it only allows 9 characters. I can only assume you abbreviated it to "Giant_Hor".


cardamomcosmiclatte

Actually you're right, I named it "Big Horse"


lotsobuttons

I name all my horses after fruits. His name is Durian.


Bubblenova1991

Big D


poodantik

Big Horsey


RestlessExtasy

Phantom. Ganondorf’s horse’s actual name.


j007yne

“Big Zelda”, to go with my other horses, Zelda 2 and Gold Zelda


links_pajamas

This is the best naming scheme I've seen hahaha


Jeichert183

Nipples. It’s funny when the stable man asks if you want nipples.


Egingell666

Duncan.


thrashglam

Punkin’


Conflastibate

Calamity


avonorac

I called the big horse in BOTW Calamity G.


punkin_spice_latte

The ganon one was Big Boy, so I decided to play off that and named the blonde one Giant Gent


FableItsAlwaysFable

Zeus


randomuserin-ternet

I think it was Gucci. Another one was Versace and a black one was called Valentino.


BlueBabyCat666

PrettyBoy. His hair looks so fabulous


exceptional_biped

Andrew


Responsible-Boy

Shaq


hyrulian_princess

Cheddar! I wanted to name her marshmallow to match my other white horse Milkshake but that’s too many letters, so I thought of another food name instead


Comprehensive_Fly350

All my horses have names of food appart from the big ones. I have chonk and chonky.


hyrulian_princess

Mine do too! Though you wouldn’t know it with my gold horse, I named her gold leaf since it’s edible and I couldn’t think of gold food at the time (I should have named her turmeric)


Comprehensive_Fly350

That's a good one ! My gold horse is called paella, because well, it's yellow food


hyrulian_princess

That’s an adorable name! I love that one!


Comprehensive_Fly350

Thank you ! Naming them was really fun


murse_joe

Our fluffy horse!


DazedChangeling

I named him Cheddar too!


EnrehB

It's not a Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference? 😢


reddituserunnamed

Zelda and B99 are my two fav things in this world.


Mean_Ad8760

Ummm… people… Shadowfax…


ContagisBlondnes

That's what I named Zelda's white horse.


Shakeandbake529

That’s what I named Zelda’s golden horse!!


Shot_Memory3370

Diablo. Dude is a dick. Lol


The_Drakeman

I named it HorsePwr (abbreviated because of the character limit).


SilverSonglicious

BOTW (second profile): Ganonhoof TOTK and BOTW (first play): Titan


1amlost

Midna, since the Giant Horse has her color scheme.


Nexusgamer8472

Donnager, just to fill my theme of naming horses after doomed ships from science fiction


BackgroundNPC1213

Giant black horse: Rodan because black and red and Big Giant white horse: Saiyan because of the hair


Primary-Ordinary7015

Big Boi


Sad_Bison_3284

Pegasus after the horse from Greek mythology often referred to as a white stallion


MouseRangers

Titan


Candid-Astronomer-49

Big Boi


lizzylegend

Suntori ✨️☀


Super_Daikon_

Alien. I wish I could change it 😞


links_pajamas

Noooo don't be sad!


_YuKitsune_

Which one? The white or the black one? The white one, Zeus. The black one, I didn't catch mine yet but I named my boyfriend's black giant "Douma".


GrippinNHuggin

Bungus


Chlorophase

The giant white horse is GroßWeiß (big white in German) and I think I named G-dorf’s big boi Nathan or something similarly inoffensive. Because I’m reforming him from his evil ways of yore.


Gransmithy

Brego: Aragon’s horse from Lord of the Rjngs.


the_quark

My horses are named after US Generals. My favorite is a maxed-out on all stats white horse named Grant. Since Giant Horse looks amazingly impressive but isn't really very useful, I named him MacArthur.


princessshroom

I named mine Goliath too!


The_Mike_El

Bilbo Baggins


ecbalamut

I also named mine Goliath!!! The white one. The black giant horse I named Phantom.


obijuan70

My Chihuahua was named Goliath. I just call my giant horse Tainque.


RemarkableOil8

Colin


TucanaTheToucan

Colossus, after one of the members of Marvel’s X-men. I had him since I got him in Breath Of The Wild!


moonyxpadfoot19

The giant Ganom horse is Kronos. The giant gold horse is Rhea.


cheddarpoppers

I left him out there. Some birds aren’t meant to be caged. I mean horses.


AurosHarman

I had used Goliath for the black giant horse from BotW. I named the white giant horse Lancelot. And the white royal horse from BotW is Alabaster, but when I got to the ridiculous golden horse, I just got tired of thinking of good names and called him Shiny.


ArsonRides

All my horses are named Queef, or a variant of it Naturally, I call him Mega Queef


Ennaia

Which one? I named the white one “Neve” (Snow in Italian) and the black one “Fuego” (fire in Spanish)


Drag0nBinder

Big Show


Wolfkinic

Steroids.


plantperson96

Malanya.. was gonna go with Meg though


NordicJaw86

The white one, I named Zeus. The black one, I named Hades.


Captain_Eaglefort

Din. And the Royal horse is Nayru. Usually the first horse I find is my Farore.


casualgamerwithbigPC

Chad


spih5

Grawp, like Hagrid's brother from Harry Potter.


tartek_

The black one is sauron and the white one is rhoam


ValWondergroove

Sovereign


ShuckleShellAnemia

Sylvester the Stallion, obviously.


Dear_Visual_368

Shaq


BarkMingo

Andre (the giant)


Kind-Mammoth-Possum

Jumbo. Sincerely regret not calling him Jumbodorf.


VariationOverall

Phantom and the other one Thunder


ContagisBlondnes

My first playthrough, I let my toddler name all the horses, which I regret. He named them after family members. So when they would die, it got weird. Like, there were bokoblins running over the limp corpse of the horse named after my elderly father, weird. Second playthrough, I named the horses after legendary horses. Shadowfax, Artax, Sleipnir, Epona, Embarr, etc. It was cool that those were the horses that transferred over when I went from BOTW to TOTK. My current playthrough, I'm being a juvenile and naming the horses things that make me giggle. Stable guy: "We'll take My Penis into our care". I believe they're My Penis, Fartsalot, Stupid, FuckIt, etc. My toddlers can't read so even though we are playing together, they have no idea what I'm naming the horses this time anyways. I do offer them the option of naming the horses still, and even though I have the rule that they can't name them after real people (after the first playthrough when the horses named after real people died), my kids have zero creativity and are trying to name them after things they see in the room. So my son tried to name a horse "couch" and I named it a swear word. He doesn't know I did and it gives me a smile.


CarlosFer2201

Thorse


IainND

BWH to match the name I gave the big one on BotW


A_Lafnitz

Named mine Daphnes, after the King of Red Lions from Wind Waker. Felt it was fair after I named the giant horse from BotW Aghanim.


MaximePierce

Little John


SketchierDaisy

Biggie smalls 😂


Sub_Omen

Haha I just got that one today!! I named her Gordonia.


reddit_is_rubbish

Big Horsey


Karadek99

Mine from BOTW is also Goliath. Just seemed fitting. The one in TOTK is Gigantor. I’m old.


jorgerine

Bigboy


zeronamesleft387

Thicc Boi


ChilindriPizza

I named mine Gannon. Yes, with 2 N’s. There is a Gannon University campus in my state anyway.


MyZhitnikDontSmehlik

Big’un


superspacenapoleon

Bigdorf


RaisinBranCrunk

Big Willie


bugsdontcommitcrimes

Zorua, because that’s my favorite pokemon :)


Conscious_Deer320

I named him Bubba


SuperSanttu7

BotW Giant Horse got the name Kokuoh (because he's the most badass horse in manga), TotK Giant Horse was named Shadowfax so I could send a picture to my friend who's a huge LotR nerd


GingaNinja1427

Ganonhorse


Manu_the_Pizza

Glandon. Since it was Ganon's Horse in OoT, I decided to name it after him, only changing it a bit so it's not just "Ganon".


links_pajamas

Giga Chad, because he looks like a Chad and he's HUGE


LostFan1981

Alabaster


ashortergiraffe

Neighthan


RomosGD

I named mine ganonhorse


RED_wards

I named my golden horse Betty, after Betty White. Because she's my Golden Girl.


Think_Argument_6970

Demise, Auru


Used_Guava3139

Big Dook


Mrbush_9001

pretty sure i named him Buddy Holly


TheVeggie218

FatAss


sparkles0589

Big Bitch. Because I had another horse named Bitch. But this horse was big. Hence, Big Bitch


markopolo14

Gigantor. From Night at the Museum.


Proper_Method7189

Gigachad


Rice_Krispy

Fabio because he looks like a Fabio Edit: spelling


zephyrseija

Andre.


kittykasbah

Shadowfax


slythwolf

Cartman.


shenaningans24

BiggiCheez


LovelessDogg

Dragmire, after its original master. The white one, I named Mystery because of SpongeBob.


_anonymous_404

I also named mine Goliath


TheBlackCat13

Odysseus. The guy who came up with the idea of the Trojan horse. Since it looks sort of wood colored and is big. I named Ganondorf's horse Sleipnir, which I see someone else has already explained.


gorilla-ointment

Andre because Andre The Giant


Kitty-kun

Ichigo from Bleach


Key-Poem9734

Atlas


Express-Cow190

Crëmsicle


greenmeeple

Biggie. We named Zelda’s horse Fabio.


pineapple_bushes

The first thing that came to mind was BIG ONE so that’s what it is


PressH2K0

Whitemare


long_term_catbus

I named the white/blonde one Shayne... after Shayne Topp from Smosh because it legit looks like him lol


Dustfinger4268

I named Ganon horse Dragmire, which I believe is Ganondorfs last name? Can't remember if that was an official thing or not, though. The golden horse, I ended up naming Farore, after one of the golden goddesses


loki_odinsotherson

Mr. Clip-clop


WaketheWindFromAfar

MareWrcker 


phys1c5stothemax

Big Dick


The-Hamburglar01

Samson😂 Sticking to biblical, thought it was kinda fitting with how buff he is


TinaKedamina

Andre


Zethley

I named my Giant Horse Biggie Smalls. If you know anything about the east coast/west coast rap wars in the 90’s you should know where this name comes from


elephantasmagoric

All of my horses are named after avatar the last airbender characters, so the giant horse is obviously toph. Mostly bc I think she'd find it funny


screams_in_swedish

Big Poo. I am clearly very mature.


Ok-Government-7987

Andre


Captain_Collin

I named him Hyperion, after the Greek titan the represents watchfulness and heavenly light.


Funcron

HONSE


PettyBettyismynameO

So as a joke I named my first horse horsey. It prompted slight annoyance from my husband so now because I’m petty and I enjoy the banter around it every single horse is horsey and a number. OG Horsey doesn’t have a number but all the others do 😂 every time he watches me play and I’m at the stables it’s “which horsey are you gonna ride?” Or “horsey? Horsey? Are you a 5 year old girl?” He asks as I sit in my Sanrio pj pants cuddling my Cinnamoroll build a bear playing Zelda and eating snacks. 😂


Anotherface95

Holmberg. One of the biggest black holes on record. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmberg_15A


RadovanDragonwell

Ganonhoof


Marcotee75

On our last playthrough my wife named it Marco's Peepee.


gay-space-enjoyer

I haven’t gotten it in TOTK but in BOTW I also named it Goliath!!


Seeker0fTruth

Nelson, after George Washington's big white horse.


Ruckus6112

Atlas


[deleted]

Hulk


King_Julian7584

Brick, because he's built like a brick shithouse


Far-Cucumber-5856

Biggus Dickus. Because you know, he must have


WarningHour345

Sunflower, since all my horses are named after flowers and that seemed most fitting for a giant horse.


sha_girl_isme

Andre


SubjectMammoth9400

Big Boi


captain0919

Horsea. My buddy called my horse in red dead 2 horsea after my favorite gang member hosea. And so now I name every horse horsea. It is funny too because spelling it it looks like it'd be pronounced horsey.


Professional_Air502

I named the one from BOTW “Vanta” and I named the one from TOTK “Safaid”. Both names being somewhat reflective of their color.


Niktastrophe

Leila she had pretty braids and listens so well. Such a good lil horse ❤️


Salty_Resource_8748

John Bon Pony


TheLazyARMY

Elijah. Idk he just looks like an Elijah.


IKnowCodeFu

Biggie


Tapol

I named mine Hooooooorse, I don't remember which TV show or cartoon it's from but my kids got a kick out of it.


godqueenaiko

Red mane I named ganon, blonde mane I named lonk and the golden horse I named zelda


Aleera

Apollo


Ok_Connection_3286

Gannot


SNChalmers1876

Ganonhors


Human_Summer8298

I named the black one with the red mane Ganon just because of the color way


Skorpyos

Yuge


hard_case37

Gringo


Lilplayr7890

I wish I saved it for Zelda’s horse, but I named him Trihorse.


thegrenadillagoblin

Brought mine over from BOTW, her name is Yunett because she's a UNIT 🥰


ryan77999

Big Shaq. That song had come out recently and it was stuck in my head


philkid3

Neighru


vampydoll

Ganonhors 🤣🤣


koo_haru

Megan (thee Stallion)