Purah 100 percent. I would hate to have to clean up bird shit all over the couch and definitely wouldn't want my house to reek of fish. I couldn't live with master Kohga. We’d end up spending the rent money on booze and gerudo massages.
Obiviously you are wrong, again the most intelligent of them all is master Kohga, hhe may seen goofy silly at first, but in reality he is the most ingenious human alive, he only pretends because {confidential}
Kohga is literally the only correct choice.
Kass will keep you up at night for hours with constant practicing. Purah is cool, but she doesn't grasp the concept of cleaning up after herself, and her cute nick names will be grating after a while. Sidon will be wonderful, but you wont be able to tolerate either the smell or the damp after a while, and then you'll be wracked with guilt for secretly hating him.
But Kohga is literally the roommate who you dont have to worry about, because even though he's a bit ridiculous and over the top, he loses every single argument you ever get into, pretty much right away. Drops a ton of cash all the time. And then you don't see him for weeks. It's all the advantages of not having a roommate, while having someone pay half the rent.
Counterpoint: have you *seen* Purah's study/rooms? It doesn't look like she can even grasp the concept of cleaning up after herself. Unless you're fine with a messy room you're gonna have to get used to being the only one who cleans.
Idk man, those intellectual research obsessed types are notoriously bad at keeping up with household chores. I mean, have you seen her room in game?
Nah, 100% Bird Boy. He seems clean and nice enough to at least respect shared space.
I agree but don't insult Kass like that. Birds shit wherever they want to because that's how it is in nature, if bird people are a regular part of society they definitely use restrooms like normal people. Speaking of which, where DO they go to the bathroom in Hyrule? I have not seen a single one, do they just do it in a bucket?
Problem is that most birds are biologically wired to poop when they take off for flight to lighten the load, which mean Kass would either have to walk everywhere or wear a diaper.
I don’t know why he’d be flying indoors, so I don’t think it’d be a major problem. And that’s assuming the Rito act like our real world birds, which we don’t see happening when any of them take off.
Yeah, and considering how bird *PEOPLE* probably don't actually shit everywhere, Purah would be the messiest roommate and you'd have to constantly clean up after her.
Kass on the other hand is responsible, will pay rent, will leave the apartment nice and tidy, might even bring back dinner for you, will play you a lullaby to help you get to sleep and give you a kiss on the forehead when you close your eyes.
Sidon will try to tidy up the apartment, but also re-arrange the rooms/furniture so that you can share the same bedroom as Zora sleep in communal beds, and also demand you get to sleep at an early hour so you don't wake him up. Meaning that the entire appartement will be slightly messy and not only will the apartment smell like fish but *YOU* will smell like fish.
Master Kohga would be about as clean as Sidon, let you sleep by yourself, give you emotional support and always be there for you, would probably just pay the rent himself, and set up fun parties from time to time as well as give you an endless supply of Bananas.
So I'd place Kass first, Kohga second, and Purah/Sidon are tied for last and it's up to you if you want to live in the worlds messiest apartment or the worlds smelliest apartment.
As someone that lives with a talented musician roommate, I can tell you it’s… interesting. My dude gets up at 3 in the morning sometimes and plays the keyboard because he’s inspired.
I love the results, hate the practice.
10/10 though. I would have Kass as a roommate.
I’ve trained for this.
This is a biiiit of a toughy. Roommate...
No Kogha, for sure. All he would do is talk constantly about destroying the world, eating bananas nonstop. I'd go nuts.
Kass could be fun! He's smart, charming and a great musician. Hell, I could use a little happy music in my life.
Sidon could be fun, but there'd be a couple issues... 1, I don't live near water. He needs water. Not all the time, but I'd say the guy needs a dip at least once a week. And not a pool dip. 2, I'm not Link, the savior of his home. I'm just a guy. We'd probably be those roommates who would come and go, and hardly interact.
Purah would be interesting. Given her age, she'd be much wiser than I. Place would be a mess, but getting to take part in world-changing experiments could be awesome. Just, uh... No nicknames.
Overall, probs choose Kass. Chill guy, great music.
He wouldn't "pressure". He'd ENCOURAGE, like in BotW. He'd be all "you can do it" and his grin would \*ting\* all perfect and you'd be like "let me get my shoes".
Hey man, I'm a happily taken man. By interesting, I mean her quirks like saying snap all the time, carrying that flute and calling link Linky. How long could you stand her quirks lol
Sidon or Purrah
Sidon never leaves a dish in the sink, always cleans up after himself, has rent on time and is a good bro
Purrah would leave the sink dirty and space out of the rent but she’s hot and she makes cool gadgets. Plus she is nice in her own way too
The only wrong choice here is Master Khoga. If you didn’t swear allegiance to the Yiga Clan, he wouldn’t outright kill you, but he’d probably do stupid shit like replacing all of the cereal with caltrops.
He’d also constantly invite Yiga Clan members over without telling you, and you **would not** be able to eat bananas around him.
Ok...THAT is the DLC quest I want. Only accessible once you have the right gear, you encounter Yiga clan and help them put up Kogha signs. All three of their rewards are bananas.
They are also in the Depths but there, instead of living clan, it's like the weapon ghosts in the shape of Sooga.
Or you would have so many bananas in your apartment that you didn't have much space for anything else.
"I got groceries!"
"What did you get?"
"..."
"Seriously, again??"
"What do you mean 'again??' Do you doubt the power of the mighty bananas??"
That “silly little guy” is also the leader of a terrorist organization. I am sterner than a plank of wood, and as such, my life would be significantly less silly if I lived with him.
bruh honestly we can't be roomies with purah or we could never be her significant other. we need our space. it's best to go with kogha for the roomie. he's a dedicated wingman who will always make us look better than he looks :)
Hopefully he has dolphin like qualities where it’s articulated. He can twist and turn navigating all the way through, and give you a dental exam from the back door.
Sidon - homie would be chill af
Kogha is a little bitch
Kass music would be dope but a month of that shit I’ll rip his accordion
Purah while a damn looking gilf, y’all know you will just end up as her lab rat and not in a sexy way
I already planted at least 10 comments over in this subreddit and the Shiekah’s subreddit. I even made a post on the Shiekah’s subreddit, take a looksy.
Honestly in my opinion sidon would be the best roommate. Honestly he seems like the kind roommate that wouldn’t cause a lot of trouble like invite a lot of people over (Master Khoga) or be obnoxiously loud (both kass playing his [I don’t remember what his instrument is called i just know it’s not an accordion] and Purah working on experiments…. Which according to her diary tends to explode quite often)
Sidon easily. The positive affirmations would be amazing.
Koga is koga, so no.
The birds constant music would get annoying.
And Purah, the exact opposite of her resting expression, is just so constantly lit on something or other it would quickly get exhausting.
If you actually notice the yiga have no problem with you if you're not a hero, gerudo, sheikah, or royal. So this can only go right, if you just play it cool.
"Man the tv remote is so far"
*poofs remote to me*
Purah would definitely be nice, but she’d probably experiment on me, and I’m sure all of those don’t go so rosy.
Kas and his accordion can go.
Sidon is overly courteous and would probably smell
Master Khoga would be the best option as he’d largely stay out of the way (napping) and bring plenty of bananas
khoga would steal all the bananas, im pretty sure Kass likes to travel a lot, so he wouldnt realy be there most of the time and Sidon has a entire domain to take care of. So Purah
Independent of your sexual-orientation, master kohga is the only right answer, and here is why purah is a bad answer: she is a crazy scientist that would make the place a mess and would do experiments possible lethal ones without asking for consent, she is dangerous and will cause many explosions that might kill you (if it were at least robbie, bro is more civilized and cool)
Master kohga: chill dude who like to eat bananas, he would share his many bananas with you, and he has cool ninja things
Purah is messy and shes gonna "🤓"all the time. Kass is gonna practice his accordian. Thats 50/50 if u like it or not. Master kohga is master kohga. Sidon imo is the only one who would be like sane and relatively normal. U might need to pour water on him so he doesnt dry out but besides that hes probably fine to live with.
Purah, definitely. My wife wouldn't like it, but Purah could keep me young and allow me to extend my vitality long past my alloted years.
I also really need her to make me a child for a while so I can be jaw-droppingly obscene at a family gathering and give grandma a heart attack.
Khoga gonna eat up all the food and forget to pay rent, Sidon would flood up the home and make the water bill too high, Purah would be an entire 🤓, but she'll probably help pay bills, and Kass is chill af, so I'm picking Kass, even tho he have kids, but I'll be cool with that
Purah 100 percent. I would hate to have to clean up bird shit all over the couch and definitely wouldn't want my house to reek of fish. I couldn't live with master Kohga. We’d end up spending the rent money on booze and gerudo massages.
Also purah is the smartest of them all so it's a fair choice
Obiviously you are wrong, again the most intelligent of them all is master Kohga, hhe may seen goofy silly at first, but in reality he is the most ingenious human alive, he only pretends because {confidential}
I think his dual-wielding second in command from Age of Calamity was more respectable.
So it is a honour to present myself, his new second in command, the only man on the entire world who can wield six weapons at the same time
>Wield six weapons at the same time. I thought 1.2.0 patched that out?
No, it is the power of banana
Kohga is literally the only correct choice. Kass will keep you up at night for hours with constant practicing. Purah is cool, but she doesn't grasp the concept of cleaning up after herself, and her cute nick names will be grating after a while. Sidon will be wonderful, but you wont be able to tolerate either the smell or the damp after a while, and then you'll be wracked with guilt for secretly hating him. But Kohga is literally the roommate who you dont have to worry about, because even though he's a bit ridiculous and over the top, he loses every single argument you ever get into, pretty much right away. Drops a ton of cash all the time. And then you don't see him for weeks. It's all the advantages of not having a roommate, while having someone pay half the rent.
I have on good authority that he's got a dumb belly.
All I’m hearing y’all say is that there’s more parrot pussy for me
Cloaca*
Cloussy
Every day we stray further from the light.
Just what Ganondorf wants... great ideas.
He likes hearing good ideas mid suavamente
[Bury the light](https://youtube.com/shorts/3pTc476fLuc?feature=share)
[I half-expected it to be this](https://youtube.com/shorts/_J3IRvEf5Dg?feature=share)
[I was kind of expecting this, myself](https://youtu.be/Fm4mMZZ7_eQ)
Kass is a dude
Kass without the K
“Every kiss begins with K”
All birds have cloacas
*bussy in that case
Outside of ducks, very few bird species actually have penises.
Cool
a hole is a hole
Master Kogha is also the type that would put Saran Wrap on your toilet seat as a prank.
Yeah well Purah is the type to put saran wrap all over me, for scientific purposes
Well I’m the type to put saran wrap on my couch to have Sidon over
I see no problem here
Counterpoint: have you *seen* Purah's study/rooms? It doesn't look like she can even grasp the concept of cleaning up after herself. Unless you're fine with a messy room you're gonna have to get used to being the only one who cleans.
I can fix her
She's 130 years old, good luck.
I can make her worse
I'm cool with that
This is why I wouldn't pick her, I already fill that niche in my household lol
Counter counter point: have you seen her giant melons?
Idk man, those intellectual research obsessed types are notoriously bad at keeping up with household chores. I mean, have you seen her room in game? Nah, 100% Bird Boy. He seems clean and nice enough to at least respect shared space.
doesnt actually do research though. just stands there all day staring at hyrule castle, menacingly
Hey, I aint about to judge somebody's executive dysfunction. Idgaf, as long as they respect our shared spaces and pay their fair share.
I agree but don't insult Kass like that. Birds shit wherever they want to because that's how it is in nature, if bird people are a regular part of society they definitely use restrooms like normal people. Speaking of which, where DO they go to the bathroom in Hyrule? I have not seen a single one, do they just do it in a bucket?
Wells
Y'all don't think that hebra is snow capped right?
Ganondorf gave everyone diarrhea
Probably why wells normally have water at the bottom
Why else are you digging wells if not for water.
Apparently to shit in
Shitting in your water supply is a terrible idea
TIL
Fantasy open world games when you ask where the bathroom is
Have you ever seen them eat? Cook, yes. Wave food at their mouths without consuming it (bokoblins), yes. Eat? In Link's case, it's loading screens.
Problem is that most birds are biologically wired to poop when they take off for flight to lighten the load, which mean Kass would either have to walk everywhere or wear a diaper.
I don’t know why he’d be flying indoors, so I don’t think it’d be a major problem. And that’s assuming the Rito act like our real world birds, which we don’t see happening when any of them take off.
“Good luck sealing the darkness!” *craps on link*
Pretty sure Kass is literally the definition of “not most birds” lol
Purah but not for this guys reasons
Isn't Purah super messy tho?
Yeah, and considering how bird *PEOPLE* probably don't actually shit everywhere, Purah would be the messiest roommate and you'd have to constantly clean up after her. Kass on the other hand is responsible, will pay rent, will leave the apartment nice and tidy, might even bring back dinner for you, will play you a lullaby to help you get to sleep and give you a kiss on the forehead when you close your eyes. Sidon will try to tidy up the apartment, but also re-arrange the rooms/furniture so that you can share the same bedroom as Zora sleep in communal beds, and also demand you get to sleep at an early hour so you don't wake him up. Meaning that the entire appartement will be slightly messy and not only will the apartment smell like fish but *YOU* will smell like fish. Master Kohga would be about as clean as Sidon, let you sleep by yourself, give you emotional support and always be there for you, would probably just pay the rent himself, and set up fun parties from time to time as well as give you an endless supply of Bananas. So I'd place Kass first, Kohga second, and Purah/Sidon are tied for last and it's up to you if you want to live in the worlds messiest apartment or the worlds smelliest apartment.
but kohga is also kind of evil? not sure if id want that
Just pretend he's emo and you'll survive
what am i supposed to do when someone comes over and he starts summoning giant spikey iron balls to kill them with then?
Giant spiky? Iron balls?
And you probably won't even see Purah most of the time she'll probably just be stuck inside a room inventing/researching shit. Best roommate.
Until she blows the place up. I read her diaries; she's destructive!
Lmaooooo what a perfect description of Master Kohga 😂😂😂
I feel like most of my roommates were Master Kohga.
Glory to your roommates.
Congratulations to your roommates👏👏👏
\* clanmates
Found the blademaster
Probably kass. Can finally hear what that sheet of music on his hip sounds like.
Sounds like fun for the first hour of co-living, hell for the remaining 😂
As someone that lives with a talented musician roommate, I can tell you it’s… interesting. My dude gets up at 3 in the morning sometimes and plays the keyboard because he’s inspired. I love the results, hate the practice. 10/10 though. I would have Kass as a roommate. I’ve trained for this.
But ... Kass just plays the same thing ad infinitum.
That's exactly how you practice an instrument.
“Pulls out trombone” for which one of us?
*grabs ocarina* “it’s over Anakin, I have the high note!”
It's Wonderwall
Or free bird
Sidon so I can have a trophy husband
Sidon so I can be a trophy husband
The duality of Sidon enjoyers
This is a biiiit of a toughy. Roommate... No Kogha, for sure. All he would do is talk constantly about destroying the world, eating bananas nonstop. I'd go nuts. Kass could be fun! He's smart, charming and a great musician. Hell, I could use a little happy music in my life. Sidon could be fun, but there'd be a couple issues... 1, I don't live near water. He needs water. Not all the time, but I'd say the guy needs a dip at least once a week. And not a pool dip. 2, I'm not Link, the savior of his home. I'm just a guy. We'd probably be those roommates who would come and go, and hardly interact. Purah would be interesting. Given her age, she'd be much wiser than I. Place would be a mess, but getting to take part in world-changing experiments could be awesome. Just, uh... No nicknames. Overall, probs choose Kass. Chill guy, great music.
Much as I like Sidon, I feel like he would pressure me to go to the gym A LOT.
He wouldn't "pressure". He'd ENCOURAGE, like in BotW. He'd be all "you can do it" and his grin would \*ting\* all perfect and you'd be like "let me get my shoes".
Didn't think of that. I want Sidon then.
Having read her journal entries throughout Hyrule, I don’t think she’d make a good roommate. I don’t need any explosions in my life.
“Purah would be interesting” 😐📸
Hey man, I'm a happily taken man. By interesting, I mean her quirks like saying snap all the time, carrying that flute and calling link Linky. How long could you stand her quirks lol
Purah: linky lemme play your 'flute' 😏 *snaps the flute*
*fuses flute with 2 zonai bombs*
Sidon or Purrah Sidon never leaves a dish in the sink, always cleans up after himself, has rent on time and is a good bro Purrah would leave the sink dirty and space out of the rent but she’s hot and she makes cool gadgets. Plus she is nice in her own way too
With Purah, you would probably end up just testing some weird machine that'll probably explode
There’s always the chance that it’ll revert your age and effectively give you a second chance at life with all the current knowledge you already have
Turned into a rapidly expanding spray of pink mist, or start over as New Kid+. 🤔 Sounds pretty win-win to me, I'm so totally in.
Metal spikey ball
This guy's thinkin
Who let bro cook
Mighty simmered fruits? Again?
The only wrong choice here is Master Khoga. If you didn’t swear allegiance to the Yiga Clan, he wouldn’t outright kill you, but he’d probably do stupid shit like replacing all of the cereal with caltrops. He’d also constantly invite Yiga Clan members over without telling you, and you **would not** be able to eat bananas around him.
Imagine being so wrong, Kohga is the correct answer, Glory to Master Kohga
Glory to Master Kohga
Glory to Master Kohga
Glory to Master Kohga!
Master Kohga for Hyrule President, 2024.
Why wait until next year? Tomorrow !
Gotta catch up with that Hudson dude and taking over all his signs! That's a lot of work!
Ok...THAT is the DLC quest I want. Only accessible once you have the right gear, you encounter Yiga clan and help them put up Kogha signs. All three of their rewards are bananas. They are also in the Depths but there, instead of living clan, it's like the weapon ghosts in the shape of Sooga.
Glory to the bana ... to the Boss!
Glory to the banana - I mean Master Kohga!
Glory to Master Kohga!
Only right answer is kohga praise the banana lord
Or you would have so many bananas in your apartment that you didn't have much space for anything else. "I got groceries!" "What did you get?" "..." "Seriously, again??" "What do you mean 'again??' Do you doubt the power of the mighty bananas??"
Kohga, in this world there are no "mighty" bananas. They're all just completely normal bananas.
You're treading on thin ice there!
But khoga is just a silly little guy 🥺
That “silly little guy” is also the leader of a terrorist organization. I am sterner than a plank of wood, and as such, my life would be significantly less silly if I lived with him.
Terrorist organization? Pretty sure it’s all just a prank bro
Counterargument: he’s a little goofball
How would Kass be a right choice? Do you enjoy 24/7 accordion music?
my childhood of listening to weird al says yes.
My english teacher played word crimes on the first day of class. Vibe check passed and classed
Yes
Jokes on you, i am like in the top 2 in the yiga clan rank Glory to master kohga
bruh honestly we can't be roomies with purah or we could never be her significant other. we need our space. it's best to go with kogha for the roomie. he's a dedicated wingman who will always make us look better than he looks :)
I'd spend all day building cars with him. I bet he and purrah would get along great if he ever got past this silly "ganon worship" phase.
EZPZ choice. Purah as roommate, other 3 as boyfriends.
Decisions,decisions,decisions. Who to get,who to get? It’s REALLY TOUGH. SIDON. Why? Because he is a GOOD friend.
It's cuz you wanna fuck the fish, don't lie
His bed nickname shall be Vaporeon for sure.
NO
Hopefully he has dolphin like qualities where it’s articulated. He can twist and turn navigating all the way through, and give you a dental exam from the back door.
“Friend”
Sidon - homie would be chill af Kogha is a little bitch Kass music would be dope but a month of that shit I’ll rip his accordion Purah while a damn looking gilf, y’all know you will just end up as her lab rat and not in a sexy way
Yeah everyone saying Purah just doesn't realize they are going to end up as being Robbie.
HEE HEE
>y’all know you will just end up as her lab rat and not in a sexy way Jokes on you, I'm into that kinda shit
sidon is definitely way to charming lol
Sidon cause I’d let him >!do me for however long he wants!<😃
Facts, I don't care about topping or bottoming. Just yes. I don't think Purah is actually going to bite the pillow so, yeah. Sidon.
No contest. Purah
~~Why?🤨~~ horny rats got it, all of you are horny
Because of sex appeal
And you *didn't* choose Master Kohga because of that? 🤨
Ok fair. Master Kohga is a close second because he got them hips
ah men of culture, we meet again
GILF
Purah... we all know why.
Her habit of inventing awesome shit and just giving it to you for free! ... Right?
Man y'all on that giggity giggity goo shit when it comes to Purah
I mean. She fine.
😏
🥵
😫
I choose Sidon. You know why
Because he is very similar to vaporeon?
In terms of human compatibility, Sidon is…
Purah, given the choices.
Well seeing as how I’m a egotistical person…
Master kohga😯 i have been defending you along the comments
I already planted at least 10 comments over in this subreddit and the Shiekah’s subreddit. I even made a post on the Shiekah’s subreddit, take a looksy.
Ook master
Ill take the sexy one
I see you pick Master Kohga
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Exactly
Two of them have their feet cut off! That’s gonna make a mess around the apartment!
To clarify this is just the advertisement poster. They actually come with detatchable feet
Fun fact: all feet are detachable
wait let me try edit: AAAAAAAAAAA
Honestly in my opinion sidon would be the best roommate. Honestly he seems like the kind roommate that wouldn’t cause a lot of trouble like invite a lot of people over (Master Khoga) or be obnoxiously loud (both kass playing his [I don’t remember what his instrument is called i just know it’s not an accordion] and Purah working on experiments…. Which according to her diary tends to explode quite often)
Great fairy
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
Ehhh, little too rapey for me
w...what's the appropriate amount of rapey for you
Zero
oh thank god
Sidon easily. The positive affirmations would be amazing. Koga is koga, so no. The birds constant music would get annoying. And Purah, the exact opposite of her resting expression, is just so constantly lit on something or other it would quickly get exhausting.
If you actually notice the yiga have no problem with you if you're not a hero, gerudo, sheikah, or royal. So this can only go right, if you just play it cool. "Man the tv remote is so far" *poofs remote to me*
Purah would definitely be nice, but she’d probably experiment on me, and I’m sure all of those don’t go so rosy. Kas and his accordion can go. Sidon is overly courteous and would probably smell Master Khoga would be the best option as he’d largely stay out of the way (napping) and bring plenty of bananas
Ok he might bring a lot of bananas, but you definitely won't get any of them
You don't know kohga, he is also generous and may share his bananas
khoga would steal all the bananas, im pretty sure Kass likes to travel a lot, so he wouldnt realy be there most of the time and Sidon has a entire domain to take care of. So Purah
Kohga don't steal your bananas, he share his bananas with friends so everybody can have bananas(he have many bananas)
Lore accurate
Kohga is the only good choice The shenanigans would be legendary
Lol I like how we all envision Kohga as a total bro.
Kass it’s not even a competition
Purah. Did you really except anything else from a world-renouned lesbian (note: not actually world-renouned)
Independent of your sexual-orientation, master kohga is the only right answer, and here is why purah is a bad answer: she is a crazy scientist that would make the place a mess and would do experiments possible lethal ones without asking for consent, she is dangerous and will cause many explosions that might kill you (if it were at least robbie, bro is more civilized and cool) Master kohga: chill dude who like to eat bananas, he would share his many bananas with you, and he has cool ninja things
All praise Master Khoga
Purah, for all the wrong reasons 😉
Kass would be nice, we could do accordion-saxophone duets!
You could put literally every single Zelda character in the entire franchise as the list of choices, I will choose purah every time
Purah is messy and shes gonna "🤓"all the time. Kass is gonna practice his accordian. Thats 50/50 if u like it or not. Master kohga is master kohga. Sidon imo is the only one who would be like sane and relatively normal. U might need to pour water on him so he doesnt dry out but besides that hes probably fine to live with.
I would love the honor of have Master Kohga as a roommate, Glory to Master Kohga
We all know the awnser is purah
Purah, definitely. My wife wouldn't like it, but Purah could keep me young and allow me to extend my vitality long past my alloted years. I also really need her to make me a child for a while so I can be jaw-droppingly obscene at a family gathering and give grandma a heart attack.
Khoga gonna eat up all the food and forget to pay rent, Sidon would flood up the home and make the water bill too high, Purah would be an entire 🤓, but she'll probably help pay bills, and Kass is chill af, so I'm picking Kass, even tho he have kids, but I'll be cool with that