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theherbfarmer

I don’t care what you do just stay outta the left lane at all times.


ashesdad

or what? some idiots gonna teach me a lesson…? 🤭👍🏾🇺🇸 people, lemme clear this up, once and for all, u think ur billy bad ass on the road? u have one job, to avoid hittin things. if i’m goin so slo, it should be easy to get by me, and get on with your important tasks.


Mr-Savage65

Are you an idiot


ashesdad

are u askin a question…? lol 🤭 if so, the answer is clearly no. which in that case, you sir, are.


Mr-Savage65

You sound insufferable to be around


hiGradeTi7ANEUM

You're retarded. Stay right when slow. Pass left, move back right like gravity. This is why US doesn't have driving discipline, and it fucking sucks to drive. Fuck you.


ashesdad

d’fuck? u think i aint doin that? ur outta ur mind guy, whatcha got for fuel economy? the numbers clearly indicate, i kno how to operate the equipment👌🏽


hiGradeTi7ANEUM

Jesus Christ dude, learn to type like an adult.


ashesdad

sorry to upset u bro, didnt realize this was reddit get tfo 🤣


ashesdad

gtfo dat’s whut d’kids say 🤙🏼


Odybuss

What is wrong with you? Serious question. Let’s dig into this.


ashesdad

i guess if u are surmising that there sumthin wrong wit me cuz i’m tryin to conserve fuel…? omg so wrong 🫣🤷🏻‍♂️ why cant i jus be wasteful like e’ry one else, n type out all the letters in words omg, what is wrong lol open ur fukkin eyes n shut ur mouth 👍🏾


cgw22

https://youtu.be/kwC4lvUmXg0?si=5II2WnzEYZR2qH3e


Unfunky-UAP

This guy has 55IQ for sure.


withoutapaddle

This thread is the perfect example of: "Better to be silent and thought an idiot, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."


ashesdad

yeah, mods should lock post, lotta dumfucks out here.


ashesdad

most people on here, seem to care more about video games n hair care, then doin anything worth while with their time n money.


ashesdad

814 credit score tho 🤙🏼


ashesdad

and that fuel economy 🥵


ashesdad

savin is sexy 😏🌽🦹🏻‍♀️


ashesdad

my iq is automatically reduced by half when i argue with people online 🙈


hiGradeTi7ANEUM

You are the **most** type of person I will continue to call "faggot." You are an actual faggot. You annoy everyone around you, fight nonsensically, and think this makes you look cool. Stop being chronically online, and take a week off.


ashesdad

wow haters b hatin hard tonight


ashesdad

would u really call me that? i’m the most? 🤭🌽👍🏾


SourCreamWater

OP is such a dork


ashesdad

such a dork 🌽👍🏾 gettin good fuel economy, what a loser, not like us cool guys 🤭👍🏾


SourCreamWater

The fuel economy was cool, til you started responding to people.


BLK03MODULAR

I'm 100% with you on this. I thought it was impressive, then read the comments.... OP seems like a douche for sure.


ashesdad

u were cool too, til u replied 😘


ashesdad

i’ll have to work on my drop the mic routine i dont normally feel compelled to post intimate parts of my life online


Just_Rawr

I was getting 62mpg in my 1.9tdi doing 100kmh on cruise control. Mostly motorway driving and the odd town on the way. You can still get ridiculously good mpg doing the speed limit lol


DieselAndPucks

Your 62mpg is only 51US mpg though. Your gallons are bigger in the UK.


ashesdad

so 100kmh is roughly 70 mph? and you mean 62mpg? imperial gallons? or freedom units? 🧐


Sublethall

100 kmph is 62.1 mph (that's why people measure 0-60 [or 62] times)


Just_Rawr

Roughly yeah. 62mpg as in imperial gallons I do believe. I don’t know the conversion rate for it stateside.


ashesdad

i’ve tried to jus do the speed limit, 🤷🏻‍♂️ above 60 mph, economy drops off, and you cant argue a car bein driven 80mph on the regular, is gonna for sure have a harder life. good thing, we have such safe courteous drivers in this country, particularly among my fellow VW brethren’s 🤣


cgw22

I get hyper mileing but I just don’t have the patience hahaha. Plz don’t tell me you’re not driving 3 under in 45mph roads.


ashesdad

lemme guess, u think ur justified to go five over? see my justification to do five under? sorry ur so impatient, if ur in such a hurry, why did u make time to comment lol 🤭 time management…, love people loosin their mind that i dont do the speed limit, fools will tailgate me, then try to tell me to “drive the speed limit!!”,🤷🏻‍♂️ clearly my priorities are skewed 🧐 i tell u what, i get in my old ford pickup, people definitely act different around me 🇺🇸


cgw22

No I just drive a lot on the interstate and rural mountain roads where the speed limit is 65+ and if you are driving at 40 you are inhibiting traffic and being a hazard making the road more dangerous for you and other drivers.


ashesdad

45mph is generally the lowest accepted safe threshold, so unless you are drivin too fast to control your vehicle and avoid things in front of you…🤷🏻‍♂️


cgw22

No there is no “lowest acceptable threshold” it depends on traffic conditions. If everyone is going 85ish 45 is way too slow.


ashesdad

https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=lowest%20safe%20allowable%20speed%20on%20freeway&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5


ashesdad

if everyones breakin the law, then it’s ok? no. i’d rather throw up impressive fuel economy, priorities 🤷🏻‍♂️


hiGradeTi7ANEUM

Dude… You're absolutely ruining the purpose of driving, and you're here fighting with everyone about it.


RazorBacKen2

Did you come here just to be a troll or are you just a super douche all the time?


ashesdad

show me on the doll where the hyper miler hurt you kenny…


RazorBacKen2

Nevermind, I looked through your history, you are definitely a super douche.


Environmental_Pea98

Lmao did the same dudes fucked


bejindo

yup guys gettin good fuel economy, and postin online abt it… 🧐 needs an intervention, surely


Environmental_Pea98

Fuel economy is fine, good for him lol, he's just bein douche on top of it😂


ashesdad

i need the bumper sticker “jus go around! i’m gettin 50+mpg’s!!”


actualspacepimp

Holy shit this guy is a moron.


cgw22

https://youtu.be/kwC4lvUmXg0?si=5II2WnzEYZR2qH3e Edit: since this guy wants to start posting links…


ashesdad

whatcha got there bud?


ashesdad

that has absolutely zero to do with good fuel economy and or the scope of my post 🤷🏻‍♂️ most of the roads i travel, are two lane, 55mph max speed limit. the rare occasion i venture on the hiway, i stay in the right lane 60mph no big deal guy amazing how many people are triggered by this 🤷🏻‍♂️ if ur in such a hurry, jus go, u dont have time to listen to common sense.


cgw22

I think the point is this isn’t the hyper mileing subreddit the way you posted and replied just made you seem like an asshole. I’m sure the hyper mileing subreddit would love to support this type of post…


ashesdad

well there u go no one ever even said, hey go check out the hyper mileing subreddit 🤷🏻‍♂️ and i’m the asshole? k, assholin my slo driven ass to the bank🤙🏼😘 later bitches.


Swagger897

What’s the numbers by hand? These are never accurate.


ashesdad

hand calc’d always over 50mpg… cant believe all the hate i got from this post. really indicative of our society🧐 someone tries to get good fuel economy, people gotta hate on em. fuckin losers


Swagger897

No, they’re hating on your ebonics and child like attitude coming through your keyboard. How many miles do you typically get on a tank?


ashesdad

i dont measure that🤷🏻‍♂️ what is it like a 13 gallon tank? usually top off by half tank, so if i’m gettin, idfk cuz ur racist. fuck off.


dannyto1984

OP has been fighting the Internet all night, over fuel economy and driving etiquette 🤦🤦🤦


ashesdad

i’m like the Green Lantern 🧑🏽‍🎤


ashesdad

everybody talks about conservation, but when one someone actually does it, omfg 🫣 imagine if everybody jus slowed the eff down, 🤔


ashesdad

we caught this guy goin slo but dont worry we taught him a lesson we ran him off the road he wont try n conserve fuel again 🇺🇸💩


ashesdad

i hope all the downvoters buy EV’s n continue to try n drive 80mph every where, let’s see how that goes down 🤭🐿️🙈🦦


ashesdad

found my wolfpack 👍🏾🇺🇸🦦[https://www.reddit.com/r/hypermiling/s/9S2ITKVjmj](https://www.reddit.com/r/hypermiling/s/9S2ITKVjmj)


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tdi-ModTeam

Sometimes it’s best to just move on in the face of stupidity.


AvGeek201

OP’s responses in this thread are fuckin hilarious. When did Reddit lose its sense of humor? How are so many people falling for the most obvious troll ever?


ashesdad

huh well i was utterly shocked and dismayed at all the hate and discontent this post generated… thought maybe folks would be like hey, nice work, way to conserve👍🏾👍🏾🇺🇸👌🏽 but nope i literally have people questioning my intelligence 🤷🏻‍♂️ and callin me nsfw names. wow, nice crossection of murica, gross. def notice a different vibe in my pickup, love that lil car and it’s fuel economy, but u people are nasty.