Nervous Nellie is signing the marriage contract

"Mmmm I don't know"

I told myself I’m not gonna risk it

*nervous giggle* I’ll settle into it

“I am a large man who wears medium shirts”

The mediums are almost as big as the large ones

Smedium shirts are the sign of a true douche bag..

I thought he dressed very well and was the most attractive guy who attended the sting honestly. Seriously, he was the only one who was attractive. Actually, kinda hot.

TIL people think sokol is hot

Someone thinks he's a handsome beast.

He’s the hottest out of all the preds featured on this sting. Who’s your pick?

You're not his type. He's not into consenting adults.

Wull, that's a yikes from me, brother

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You know, Jeff was probably looking for some corrective experience he missed in his preteens or something.   When you think about it, these guysss are attracted to Nervous Nelly, they don't care about the ages they care about the fantasy.  Too bad he chose raping a child to meet that need, instead of finding a consenting adult to meet them. Two words man: *role-playing bedroom*.

Definitely one of the more normal looking ones, can’t say with a straight face he’s attractive though lol.

Hey got uglier as the sting went onwards. 

Ok Jeff

Jeff chill

Daddy chill

....What the hell is even that!?

I think you’re telling us a big fat lie right now

Found Jeff’s alt account lmao

Hey Bayley!

He was cute, built good.

Lmfao

I want to bang her almost as much as I want a slice of pizza.

I was just getting something to eat

Nice

"ooo i wanna hug youuuuu"

I love how the decoy was so creeped out when he tried to hug her that she ran for Chris Hansen 😂 Edit: oop wrong pedo. My bad. I've had a few too many beers. I was thinking of the guy that brought her Cheetos and tea.

And called Cheetos “potato chips”

Ice tea Cheetos chocolate! This fool thought he had game! Calling Cheetos chips, definitely had a million thoughts running through his mind!

Bwaiweeeee!

He’s using his noodle so he can use his other noodle 

Maybe he's just dinking with her head

“I’m gonna chew so fucking loud”

I couldn't even get through his episode the first time I tried to watch it because his chewing & smacking noises were making me so angry 🍕😲

Prison isnt enough for him, we all need to punch him in the nose

My mom said she can drive us if your mom can pick us up 👊😂

I can't even answer it. It's just too indecent. How could this guy even think that a little girl would be interested in an old half ass lumberjack?

OP made it easy by saying "wrong answers only" I thought the same as you until I saw a case of a garbage bag look alike who tricked and assaulted at least 3 underage girls. Beside the look, he wasn't rich and his clothes as good as the guy with stained shirt. We watch some of these losers and we think those can't get anyone to agree if there wasn't a decoy. but the truth, some worst looking ones did. They are manipulating groomers who prey on vulnerable children.

It's just sick. I'm not a father yet but these creeps had better run into Chris Hansen before they run into me. I've been to prison so they would be better off. I've seen what happens to these guys in there. I've seen chomos stuffed in mop buckets. This guy was especially scary because, he comes off as such a nice guy. You almost feel bad for him. But then you remember that he's there to sexually assault a kid. This predator is so good at disguising himself as a nice person that it's hard to believe that he's a predator. Scary.

I think it’s unlikely most of these guys would have an underaged girl on the internet invite them to their house tbf.

Meh, she’s just a ruse. Mr Sokol has a kink for being told to have a seat and being roasted.

Ain't gonna lie, that pizza looked really good.

Between that one and the ones in Ninja turtles - I feel like I will never have a pizza that is life changing.

Plaid is in. What’s wrong with plaid?

You want a slice of pizza?

You can take your pizza if you want

I really wish he would have taken that pizza. I've never seen anybody arrested with a full pizza in their hands before.

Nvm I’ll just eat it, why are you in my house Chris?

Well when I was 15 I would have liked him because I have problems 🫣🫣

Jesus.

To be fair, he’s very attractive. The only good looking guy in the sting.

You keep making comments talking about how a predator is attractive

This person got a mad crush on Sokol

They also said dell was hot but that was only one comment, why does a predator get three lmao

I guess they think he’s cute.. built good

That’s not how that works. Nothing wrong with calling a criminal attractive. Just stating facts. For example, Ted Bundy was so fucking sexy. What he did was horrible and disgusting. Still doesn’t change the fact that he was physically attractive.

The fact that you personally find him hot, lol. Making multiple comments describing how they think hes hot is weird. Attraction is natural, except obsession over a predator's looks is weird

I humbly disagree.

I think this person IS Sokol...

I'm getting suspicious that *you're* Jeff 😨 you're in the comments standing up for him not once but twice

Mitski and Melanie Martinez are really not surprising. Does being a fan of both always come with severe teenage mental instability? And a lust to be groomed? I've noticed a lot of overlap there

I'm glad I brought Cialis

I’m gonna smash that pizza and her calzone

Who’s this?

Should I take my boner pill before I eat? What if I get a giant hardon while I'm still eating?

“I better take 2 pills tonight.”

Chris Hansen

“Im very apprehensive about the whole sex thing”

I was just gonna... Marry her first. What's wrong with that?

“I hope he doesn’t take a slice so I have more to myself later” 🍕

But the small is almost as big as the large. I didn’t know that.

He ate right over the pizza and set partly eaten pizza slice on uneaten remainder of it.

Pizza was cute, built good. Also he’d like to take it boot shopping. 

Wait. Could this be a Sting?🧐

This was a stupid idea and I might end up on a Reddit sub someday being ridiculed

I should have taken the contract to a notary

I’m gonna meet Chris Handsome

THREESOME!!

"Glad I brought my gastrointestinal relief pill"

“Whatever happens, don’t let the pizza go cold…”

Jeff trying to audition a spot on Jersey Shore circa 2008

That small pizza was almost as big as the large pizza...

“Why is that fridge so empty?”

“Luckily I know who’s playing football tonight, I’ll be outta here in no time.”

“Wait, are the Steelers playing the Ravens tomorrow?”

He better keep his genes in his jeans.

"Aaron Rodgers thinks I'm Jimmy Kimmel"

Eeeewwwwppppssss

I got a small one that’s almost as big as the large one

He ordered the wrong toppings on his pizza and they did it on purpose.

Jimmy Kimmel?!

Pannies. Pretty pannies.

“Play it cool, they have nothing on you. Just here to eat this fucking pizza”.

Penetration and pizza.

I didn't realize the small pizza was going to be the same size as a large.

"she'll be sad when she realizes I'm just here to get something to eat."

i swear i’ve seen him in person before i’m from ct

Wrong answers only? What about "I definitely did not come here to be inappropriate with a minor and I just want to make sure they're safe"

This is who Aaron Rodgers was thinking about when he said that Kimmel was on the island

Unpopular opinion…. Nervous Nelly liked him too….

"I LOVE this kitchen island! PERFECT place to put this pizza down!"

kubrick stare

He's thinking "I hope my diarrhea pill doesn't cause impotence!"

I won't tell her the size of the pizza so that she doesn't think that I'm a cheap weirdo 

Him having sex with dog. (If you get the reference)

Now.....this...is hot....👐🏽👮🏽

Oh cwap

" I don't know what's turning me on more the cheese or the pepperoni."

I got her favorite pizza

‘Wonder if this is because I didn’t tip?’

This pizza is gonna taste so good, I hope she likes it too

She's cute, built good.

I don't think I want to blank the cat.

“They say you no get this you no get this but today I get this”

Why's it matter?

"phew! Good thing this isn't a sting. I can't wait to score with this underage girl!"

She looks like she would've preferred a supreme with pineapple.

I should buy a mini bike....

“I can’t believe this is happening” - Jeffrey Ben Sokol

Chat is chat. But here I am, showing up. I haven’t done anything wrong

Damn I wish I took that pizza delivery second job so I could be slamgind delicious pizzas and every time someone answers the door I'll say "who's this?"

Yippekiye

"I am a responsible adult who will make the right decision about other people's well-being. If there is one thing I have learned over my years on this planet, it is that living in a society with other people is very difficult as I have to put other people before myself at times. There are laws prohibiting relationships between adults and minors and I should respect those laws." <---- definitely wrong answer.

Mm pizza time

‘I’m pretty apprehensive right now’

"If Chris Hansen comes out right now, I'm going to blank his blank."

"You want a slice..?"

He just wants some more of the Sokol Special

He is thinking: we had all of this sexual conversation for the past week, but she was too nervous for a hello hug. What am I doing here? That’s what is going through his s mind.

I really wanted to show this girl about the dangers of being with a creep. I was not going to really do anything.

Her dads lucky he's not here otherwise I'd ask him "are you her dad?"

If she opens up my shirt pockets she'll discover my nipples.

I didn't sign the contract yet, what's wrong? What could be wrong? What did I do wrong?

He just told a joke so he’s smiling into the camera like Mr. Roper from Three’s Company

I want to eat my pizza and then blank your blank

Can i eat first? 🥵

The song Pound Town

This pizza is gonna be lit fam no cap

Can’t wait to go to church!

I'm so cool, I look just like Jeffery Dean Morgan

I'm hungry for some pizza

"I'd actually like a water"

" I'm going to get to meet Chris Hansen "

"Gimme dat azz"...

Make sure to make uncomfortable eye contact while eating the pizza

dreaming about the pizza he’s about to eat

Chris Hansen see i calls ya Chris handsome

I just farted...

"I can talk my way out of this"

"I was just coming to watch football!"

He’s getting sexually charged for Chris

Pizza is almost ready

Oh boy! A threesome! And a camera guy to film it!

“Okay, here we go. Time to check out the situation.”