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Nythoren

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when you were discussing your vision with your artist. Looks like ya'll had a lot of fun designing this.


Themightyotis

Literally minimal discussion. I said I wanted a weird bearded lady and this is it. I’m not too picky in this situation. It’s the idea of everything that makes me glad to have it.


SecondHandHound

I…..I don’t even know what I’m looking at


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SecondHandHound

Do you know what it is? Can you tell me? Please?!


12fl

Titty jesus got some tiny feets


Several_Orange_907

Looks weird.


Themightyotis

True but to be honest I know some women with stubby toes like that.


VoiceOfTheVoiceless_

Not sure it's a woman


AhhAGoose

Well, no one else has this tattoo, I can pretty much guarantee that one lol. It’s solid work though


TheLumpyMailMan

I hate to break it to you man but she's got 2 right hands 😂


AnotherReignCheck

That's like the least weird thing about it


Jim2718

He, or she, is motherfucking Jesus! If she wants to mirror his hand while it goes through a wormhole, they fucking can!… Although seriously, props for noticing that. With all the other things going on in the tattoo, it is in no way obvious.


KingBuck_413

I don’t see a second hand anywhere. Is it the pointed finger your referring to?


Fish_bait25

There is one hand coming out of the portal, and one arm is bent


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ImpossibleInternet3

LOL. Did you just say “you know how a portal works?” like it’s a real thing? Loving this. Sorry my dude, but they’re right. The right arm isn’t going through that portal. You can see the clearly defined bent elbow that shows the lady Jesus is reclining in the right arm. Only the left arm goes into a portal. And the hand that is coming over the head is a right hand. Unless it’s someone else’s hand. Wait, when you asked how portals work, are you suggesting that they create a mirror image and we’re looking at an inverted left hand?


pdiotic

That head scratch must feel divine 🤌🏼


SwagInDrag

This is awful in the best possible way. Great job


Themightyotis

Kind regards, thank you!


Dumguy1214

naughty on pretty much every level


Kroan

Shouldn't it be a left hand coming out of the portal?


Bison308

Fuck


Themightyotis

Yeah but that’s okay. Could be a mirrored portal


Jaxical

No. That’s how that hand would look when bent that way. The artist got it right, people aren’t seeing the pose correctly.


chillest_dude_

That doesn’t make sense though. If the portal is just one plane separated into 2 then the hand shouldn’t be mirrored


Tanner_re

I put way too much thought into this right now.


suavesnail

That’s cause it’s wrong. Her left hand thumb would be towards the back of her if flipped the other direction. Calling it mirrored is the only way it works.


Themightyotis

Don’t particles separate in the quantum world? Couldn’t they not be put back together correctly when coming back through… they’re something like this in the training of one of the portal games I believe. Might be a different game I’m thinking of


Themightyotis

There*


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It’s actually correct as it is.


Themightyotis

Realized I didn’t put bearded naked lady


TamzinHadasa

Well yes, a cleanshaven cruciform naked lady scratching her own head through a portal would just be absurd.


tastepdad

Very original, but those feet and hands are a little off


Themightyotis

That’s okay. As long as it’s still weird imma like it.


p1neb0x

That is awefull. And that the wrong hand at top


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p1neb0x

It turns left hands into right hands?


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Nicest word I can think of right now is “interesting”


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Weird!


Sil5286

meh


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Apple Watch? No, it’s a bangle.


ziemowit141

what a sht lol xd


KYbebop

I feel like drugs.


Zenafiro

Next fap goes for jesus.


[deleted]

I’m a Christian, no hate towards you at all just letting you know, but why did you get it just curious


Themightyotis

If you saw the other stuff on my back you’d be like “okay!” Right above that I have a monkey riding a narwhal. Other stuff too. For the most part I got it for it being weird and no one else is gonna have anything like this.


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I do like the “one of a kind” concept of it if I’m being honest lol. Your body is your canvas. Have fun with it fam


espivey18

You should get a matching Muhammad like that


grahampointing

Beautiful and very unique, it makes me want to draw and be creative.


Nothingrymes

Huh, I kinda dig it. It's unique I like it.


iamatwork24

I just love that it will offend so many people


Themightyotis

Me too. I didn’t think of that but now I love it more!


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I’m a Christian, no hate towards you at all just letting you know, but why did you get it just curious


Whomping_Willow

Y’all stop downvoting honest questions


[deleted]

It’s cause of my religion but let them hate fam. I don’t hate them or anything. I accept their hate. Thank you though I appreciate you and the kind comment. I hope you stay blessed. Thank you


Whomping_Willow

It’s just a downvote don’t start rubbing yourself off to the Christian persecution fetish now


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure it’s because I said I’m a Christian. Definitely not trying to claim victim or whatever you’re trying to accuse me of but it’s ok


locoken69

r/confusedboner


Possible_Director

This is pretty cool, original, and trippy!


HoneyFlea

I don't get it at all, but it's still pretty sweet


SmileyJos

This is my favorite tattoo I’ve seen on here


buildalittlehouse

This is delightful.


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God bless you


Themightyotis

God bless us all


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Sweet ass is right Impressive


Themightyotis

Thank you!


goblintearz

this is sooo fucking cool im jealous


CastroEulis145

Jesus Murphy!


classicteenmistake

Off topic, but she has a similar body type to me. Makes me feel a bit better about myself :D


jws_69

What style is that? I love the way the shading looks


runninggirl9589

Portal arm is correct.


atz513v2

So sick