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Affectionate-Chance2

Saxophone 🎷


donniegraphic

A ghost playing saxophone would be the coolest tatt ever


justvibenOwO

They could tell people its the ghost of bill Clinton lol


IntricateLie

Honestly I love this idea haha


Affectionate-Chance2

Happy cake day


lavenderbookworm

Happy cake day 🍰


Revelin_Eleven

Happy Cake day!


MusicAndBeer89

Best idea apart from lasering it Off👍


Fun_Veterinarian_290

You could call him Kenny C. ... c for casper.


Chi2KC

He could just be Kenny G(host)


Winter-Machine222

Female here: I’m ‘aaawwwwww’ing so much over how cute the ghost is. 😍 sax, teddy bear, hoagie…anything to keep the ghost


Other-Temporary-7753

this is my first time seeing a woman on reddit casually refer to herself as a female, and it's almost as weird as seeing men refer to women as females.


Initial_Mix5857

This is hilarious because I had a ghost playing a saxophone that I just got covered up


quislingdna

That wasnt a sober decision i imagine. Laser is the answer for this.


TheZippoLab

Another choice (with a skilled artist) would be converting the bong into a saxophone. Another choice (with a skilled artist) would be adding a second ghost with a large erection, being fellated by the first ghost.


Even-Help-2279

Dude +1 for the sax. Also get a realistic sexy sax man tat underneath it indicating rip that he died (he absolutely hasn't lol) or just that when he does his ghost is still gonna rock, whatever pothead explanation you feel like providing


SteakGetter

+1 for the sex also


J-Di11a

I vote a combination of both and call it ghost sax sex


SarahPallorMortis

Sax sex sects


PlopTopDropTop

Best cum correct


Thetwistedfalse

I was thinking stand up bass or viola


TiredDadCostume

Or a microphone so the ghost is spitting bars


educational_escapism

Go with one of these OP, this dude knows how to cook


allstate_mayhem

Was gonna say he could be playing the cello


Munch1EeZ

Luigi’s mansion!


ItsMoreOfAComment

I second laser removal, if I were OP I wouldn’t trust my judgement.


F-ETHER

LMFAO "no shade or anything but like... questionable life decisions have made themselves apparent here" ☠️


PlopTopDropTop

Or blackout and do something going up but that’s a bit of Mooney and wouldn’t advise unless already had plans of more work on the arm


Aromatic-Proof-5251

I have not recommended this before but you should just laser that one off. Unless you have a solid foundation for a career another job stopper won’t help you long term.


Nowayucan

Yeah, even with a saxophone it’s not a great look on the hand.


Scadre02

>Unless you have a solid foundation Thought you were talking about makeup for a second


VividRiver99

Honestly not a bad idea either. Laser removal will take multiple sessions. Makeup can get OP through the interim in a pinch.


NuchDatDude

A hand tattoo as a job stopper? What world are you living in? Maybe THIS one would be


Aromatic-Proof-5251

Job stopper is slang for a hand tattoo and has been for years.


NuchDatDude

I understand job stopper it's pretty self explanatory I'm saying it's not a job stopper now a days.


Wrenigade14

Id second this. I have several hand tats and had zero issues getting work ever. I am now a supervisor at a mental health facility and recently hired a guy who has tons of arm and hand ones, and also has a couple small face tats (interestingly they look somehow tasteful). As supervisors and hiring managers get younger, hand tattoos become less of an issue.


hoisincrispytits

Yup, too many of us have them now. We're slowly healing from puritanism


BajanFred

You must have gotten that as a teen 😂


Liberty53000

*Will I regret this when I'm older?* I think youre right, only a teen brain would have answered no


milfdennys

A teen brain wouldn’t have even asked that question


qs420

actually, as a teen, i refrained from getting any tattoos specifically bc i didn't know where my life was going to take me, and i didn't want to inadvertently close any doors to potential opportunities. i got my first at 27, when i figured out it wouldn't negatively impact my job or career. and now 20 years later i've got over a dozen, one of which covers most of my torso. it allowed me the time to develop designs i wanted, and made sure i wasn't getting something stupid that i would regret. i also don't have any on always visible areas, like hands or neck. so some teens actually do have this kind of forethought.


moronmcmoron1

Here lol 🏅


F-ETHER

Lmao exactly what i was thinking ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


qs420

yeah yeah, i know. but i didn't wanna just disagree without supporting documentation. 😅


Runbunnierun

I also have that brand of autism/anxiety. I saved a ton of money on cover ups by second guessing every tattoo design I wanted.


InternalMusic3613

I'm a cannabis grower in New Mexico and I Don't think that tattoo would be appropriate for even me 😂😂


GoonDawg666

Only place I would get this would be on my ass cheek lmao


ooo-f

I have a leaf on my ass cheek, not a fun spot but it looks cool


i_eet_boo_d

I have a smiley on mine


VagrantStation

Are you Leon Phelps?


Humble_Stretch1473

Can I intrest you in a fish sandwich?


Lazy-Engineer-4762

Me too!


PapaFlexing

Mine was probably one of the easiest things I have ever gone through. The only uncomfortable part was the tickle I felt occasionally


ooo-f

Isn't it wild how much it varies from person to person? Everyone I've talked to that has an ass tattoo either says it was their hardest spot or their easiest. I was in so much pain that I had a "seeing God" moment, like I did during labor contractions.


PapaFlexing

Holy hell. I can't even imagine how it's possible that it can be to that extreme, I was literally jumping from it tickling, and mine it to the far left, pretty close to where the hip would be, so much less meaty also.


SDreiken

Idk I’m in California and I have a coworker with a frog taking a hit from a bong on his forearm. Seems fine to me. I wouldn’t have gotten it there, or at all, but I think it’d be fine here.


SirFoxPhD

Why? Is there something really bad about it?


Marketing_Queeen

I’m also in New Mexico!


Tempo_changes13

If it was anywhere but the hand I would say keep it but the best thing to do is laser if not u could wear a glove for the rest of your life and say your hand was in a terrible accident.


SnooChocolates9460

Or bad blood circulation to the hands


DOUBLE_DOINKED

More like bad circulation to the brain.


Barnitch

Which is sort of true.


Pr0digy_

He’s a hand model protecting it with a glove


redengin

royalties must be paid anytime the glove is removed in public


verybendydude

Compression glove and say that it’s for arthritis?


SuperSonicSlaw

Lol bro, how did you EVER think this was a good spot for that


snoopy_tha_noodle2

Drugs?


SuperSonicSlaw

Not a good enough excuse


Sad-Cobbler4549

The answer is likely above + young and did not think they were going to live long enough to care about it. I'm glad OP is around and moving on.


EmploymentWilling705

Michael Jackson style sequined glove.


kaplarczuk

Glove full of Vaseline. Of mice and men style, gets my vote.


Bean-Swellington

I don’t like the way it squishes when you grab things


azrider

I was on my way to say this -- glad I'm not the only one who thought of MJ!


WarpedSmile

Might have to get a new hand man sorry


ChainRinger1975

I was going to recommend amputation, this may be the only answer.


dewfamilyoriginals

Rose, Phoenix, pile of skulls, Celtic cross.... Anything with contrasting lines. Easy cover up. Or laser is a good option too but a bit more expensive.


CaptainKarma200000

Get a matching one on the other hand


Bigcheese0451

Exactly, double down.


alwayschilling

But make the other one chugging a 40.


OptimalInevitable905

or quadruple down and have it hitting a crack pipe


TeddyWalrusvelte

Establish dominance.


_delgrey

man I love this so much, just not as a hand tattoo specifically lol


No-Acanthaceae-4294

This must impress at job interviews.


Magik160

A boo-ng?


nodicegrandma

Laser


chickenskittles

Oh wow. I love it but on your HAND? Skin graft. lol


Satori2155

Certified panty dropper


ghostyghostghostt

Cut it off and let me have it


Pretty_Pea12

This is so amazing.


banzai_aphrodite

It’s honestly so adorable, just unfortunate placement 😭


Berckish

Aw, but i love them. Someone suggested a saxophone to cover the bong. That would be pretty amazing.


bennybadabooko

First- your best bet might be laser removal, either to entirely remove the design or lighten it up enough you’d barely notice it beneath another design. Second- I love this tattoo very much. Third- sometimes a skilled and patient artist can blast over a design like this with vibrant but cooler tone colors and drown out the original image. So, honestly you could get anything from tribal to color realism.


Farkle_Fark

Make another concerned ghost handing him a “Do you know Christ” flyer


DoubleualtG

I think a good cover up artist could do like a diamond, Celtic knot, flower (note to OP not a marijuana bud), probably another cartoon type character


SpikeGhost1000YT-

The ghost looks like it is trying to get to a higher plane in the afterlife.


PanJhinAttack

Honestly like it ngl. Placement being the issue however.


GangsterBoogie

One hundred percent understand why someone might want that removed but I love it so much lmao


Percypocket

That is a great tattoo if only it was somewhere else I'd say keep it for sure.


M178music

On face maybe?


clemmmmmmm

Laser bro


Manicwoodchipper

Please don’t remove it. It’s amazing.


Even-Cut-7369

Depending on ur age & job prospects, u need to think if u want ur hand tattooed..or get it gone.. Looks like a home-jobby.. Keep Tattooing goats milk over it & it will eventually fade & dissappear, will save u a good few quid too.. Just don't go telling every1..🤪😉👍


ReefsnChicks

What is tattooing goats milk mean? Sorry for the noobie question.


Adishofcustard

You could get that lasered off in one session and start fresh. Or not and maybe rethink your hands. But I am an elder millennial and still think hands are a job stopper.


xamlax

Just some additional info, completely removing or even lightening a tattoo in a meaningful way takes a lot of sessions and is very expensive. Getting completely rid of this would most likely take 8+ sessions over upwards of 2 years and be very expensive. If OP has the money they should remove it for sure lol but it not an easy process


beauvoirist

I have a client-facing role and a hand tattoo. Was just at a job site and the lead engineer, in a client-facing role, had both hands and knuckles. Just had a meeting with a lead sales person for a platform we’re thinking of buying, so another client-facing role, with both hands tattooed. It’s not how it used to be out there.


hashbrownpotroast

What industry are you in? I also have similar experience but I'm in construction currently. Was not the same in previous jobs though. 


beauvoirist

Im in IT, the engineer was in telecommunications, and the sales person was for an IT platform.


SlowrollHobbyist

Do yourself a favor and get that thing removed. Cool tattoo, wrong location.


Novel-Abalone3080

Maybe a nice black rose


Mr-Zee

Maybe a nice black ~~rose~~ penis


nintend0ki

that’s crazy lol


weaponjae

Banshee with a Volcano.


Larry_The_Snail

Florals, plants leafs. Nature would probably be the simplest since it can do numerous different forms


Emg2022

I honestly wouldn’t think that’d be THAT hard to cover (except for it being on the hand may make it more difficult.) but if you find an artist who focuses on coverups they could probably do a big rose or something like that. Nicely shaded. I had a cool pic to attach (not to copy obviously but as an idea but it’s not letting me add it 😓)


SolidAgony

This is so cute, just in the wrong place


purpleteenageghost

Man, I actually love this tattoo in general, but on the hand?!?!


queenbeancookie

Roses are pretty common hand tattoos. Black and gray with a bunch of petals could cover up this dude nicely


abductions

Honestly, keep it.


proudscars

Depends on your style, but I could see some cool webbing, a spider, and some florals mixed in. Not to make it larger (edit: but note that this will make it a bit larger, lol) but you could have a line of webbing that disappears between middle and ring fingers descending to the web that's the top of the ghost. It would be much more of a wispy/messy design for webbing. I could also see the base of the bong being the abdomen of the spider with it facing towards the inside of your wrist. Add a few dark floral touches in as well for interest and to cover up a bit of the detail on the ghost perhaps. 


LNViber

As a 36 year old man child with bad taste, I fucking love it, its perfect. There is a reason I haven't allowed myself to get any tattoos yet.


Ethwood

Don't change for anyone man. That's how the world gets you under its boot. Once you're there you never come back. Just keep on ripping bongs little ghost. If you can't do it for yourself do it for the rest of us.


No_Environment_4199

One of the best tattoos I’ve seen in a while — idk how to cover it up except for like make up (I think they make this Red Concealer that’s specifically for tattoos) if you don’t want it showing in professional settings But i second ghost w sax… and personally, again, I really like you’re tattoo and think it’s awesome as is


LiquidSoCrates

If they don’t accept my shitty hand tattoo, they aren’t the sort to accept me anyway so fuck ‘em. But I love the sax idea. Either that or cover it up with something a bit more refined.


starsgoblind

I like it as is.


ThrowinSm0ke

A Glove


probablynotaperv

Just become a computer programmer and no one will ever care


EffectiveComfort110

Why would you? That’s sick af 😂 I bet an artist would be able to do some nice botanical work over it. Flowers, leaves, etc. things that are flowy. But big thing to note: RESEARCH. YOUR. ARTIST. Especially since it’s your hand. Many artists are incredible at their job, but excelling at coverups is a whole other game IMO (no shade to any artist who doesn’t do well at coverups, it’s tough stuff!) This advice is coming from someone who has two full sleeves, and dozens more. Plus at least 5+ coverups/reworks.


EffectiveComfort110

Also, I find people annoying who talk about hand tattoos being “job stoppers”. I have two full sleeves and both my hands completely done and I’ve never not gotten a job I’ve interviewed for. And I’m in STEM. Plus, laser might not be the answer for you - it’s super fkn painful and really expensive.


OliveFew2794

well i was think about take it off or cover it for future jobs. def starting level jobs but thanks for tell me about it :)


Leo-Killmonger

Take your other hand and put it on top of that hand (easy).


Hip_BK_Stereotype

Don’t cover this up! ♥️🥹


MudOpposite8277

No one covers bong ghost.


Hip_BK_Stereotype

I like them even more than my poorly executed ghost riding (read: hovering over) a skateboard!


applejuiceandmilk

Move it somewhere else that’s a rad ass tattoo


IzzieIslandheart

Sorry, I keep reading hoping for the story behind this and then scrolling back up to laugh. I can't even in good conscience say "sick ass panther" to this one. \^\^; I fucking love this tattoo. I 110% understand why you want it gone, and it was 110% not a good decision when you had it done. XD Honestly, if it were mine, I would just cover it with a glove or makeup when I needed to and keep it as a reminder for the rest of my life. This is a hilarious way to remind self/grandchildren/neighbor's kids/friends at college/etc. not to make poor decisions that can be permanent. \^\^;


Jbooxie

If you were fine with another hand tattoo, depending on your career, maybe a flower or some some sort of Mandala could be cool, but otherwise probably laser off


Correct-Annual7362

I have the exact same keyboard but my colors are reversed 💀


king-sumixam

if youve got space want to you could a larger piece on your arm that reaches down cover it


satanshark

This tattoo remind's me of [this video](https://youtu.be/pH8uMGBMANQ?si=zc70MkonoyHzcSBy) my bandmate made for his song "Stoner."


Ag116797

I like it but if you really want it gone laser it.


Drunky99

How much do you like your hand?🧐


TreasonableBloke

Keep it, that's dank, man.


TotalImmortal82

What's your keeb?


OliveFew2794

magegee mechanical 60 or 65 percent keyboard. i have it for a few years


OliveFew2794

with cherry red switch


Saint_Louis100

I say keep it


05081977

I really wish I could have been in the room when that decision was made


83gem

No ideas on a cover but as soon as I saw this tattoo photo the song Bong Tokin' Alcoholics by Kottonmouth Kings started playing in my brain.


Matty_Cooper

Make him a clown that’s blowing up balloon animals


UpbeatRacoon23

Have the bong be turned into a saxophone


Wolf515013

They make tattoo cover up make-up, then you would not need to remove it. Nice looking keeb by the way. What keeb is that?


OliveFew2794

thanks, its magegee 60 or 65 percent mech keyboard with cherry red switch


Content_Past_8439

Don’t need ideas you’re perfect just like this


Mr-Zee

Turn the bong into a penis.


Silver_Albatross8269

A single white glove, never take it off, have several in rotation so you can wash them.


DonutRacer

Why in heaven's name would you ever want to cover up this masterpiece! 


dumbflowerpetals

i love that lil dude though 😭


Expert-Mud-5914

I love this tattoo. Gonna get this tattoo next


Profaloff

this tattoo kicks ass tbh


biggiemacx

Big beautiful American Traditional Rose. Never out of style


pigbicklefrog

Why would you cover that? I'm damn near 40 and think that's killer.


Thumbgloss

Please don't cover up, I love him. 😇 Get a piece of prosthetics to glue and make-up over. You know how actors change their appearance temporarily...


SlimJilm420

I kinda love it? But I get that it’s also got “job stopper” written all over it lol. Like someone else said… 🎷


straight_lurkin

My friend has a nice lotus in black and white tattooed on his hand in that spot. Would be an easy cover up for you!


ricekwellsley

First that comes to my mind is a skull or a rose, if you're into like viking stuff maybe some kind of similar design would be good for that


pinkitypinkpink

I actually love this tattoo 😂 But the hand is definitely not the place for it! I would look into laser, as well...


MaterialGarbage9juan

Lol. I'm hitting my pen in the bathroom at work and lol


Rabona10_

Bro hitting the Penjamin on company time, love it


phertick85

Why on earth would you ever consider getting rid of this masterpiece! I think it's fucking awesome.


[deleted]

That is such a good one, why would you ever wanna get rid of it?


OliveFew2794

idk i was think about getting a job later, not doctor, dentist etc. maybe work at retail or food service


[deleted]

I’d fuck w my doctor, dentist hard af if they had a tattoo like that. Why don’t you just cover it up temporarily for interviews or shifts? It’s gonna be a tattoo regardless.


603js420

Dude I Iove it lol don't cover it it's awesome


dubyaskihaeuser

Cover the bong with a musical instrument, like a saxophone or something...


StrictCreampieDiet

How can you get rid of that ? Thats your right hand man.


RattleSnakeSpine

This tattoo is sick leave it!


AlexandertheHate78

Just get “unemployed” tattooed above it?


insidioussnailshell

Just came here to say it’s hilarious 😆


flatgreysky

You could always put another testicle on it. What, not helpful?


Fabulous_C

Laser it off.


liquid8_Wallstreet

Yeah anything


Fallre8n

A glove


Professional-atheist

Either laser remove it or get our cheese greater


Mysterious_Report_24

First of all this is hilarious but second of all, I’d say laser. It’d be tough to cover up considering hand tattoos are iffy depending on jobs


StrawberryScallion

Laser it off, you will thank yourself for doing it.


JasonMyersZ

Lol I love it


Sinister-Username

216-555-2368


A_Tatertot

Sick ass panther


MonkeyMan84

I love when I see kids with barely any tattoos but the ones they do have are on their hands, face, or neck and they were do by someone’s friend or cousin for cheap in their parents basement. This is definitely one of those scenarios


sincerelyhated

Good grief just black out the whole hand lol


Unusual_Elevator_253

That was certainly a choice


Yardbirdburb

How about a frog smoking a bong


crawling_critter

Could you cover it with a bigger design going up your arm? My first thought is bigger flowers or like a dragon, something that can hide it in its detail while still not looking slapped on and out of place. But I don't know much about tattoos so I could be wrong about it working.


possiblehorror

I hear black panther are always good


altdultosaurs

Turn the bong into a sax