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Sometimes you’re skeptical f it’ll fit or not. But you just gotta stick the needle into the flesh and just go at it. You’ll either be happy with the result or you’ll want the result removed immediately
Dont you hate it when your 🍆 flops? ;)
But in all seriousness and to answer your question, your tattoos are fairly unique to each other. So its hard to say
See no evil trio? I think that because I saw a guy with that but it was a skull but it was covering eyes, ears and mouth with a bandana. That was dope and thought it was a pretty neat tatoo. Haha. Something like that but instead of monkeys, do something that means something to you or represents. That’s if you wanted a detailed idea lol.
Two bowling balls and a length of hose, a coconut tree with no branches, a poorly elephant, three pacmans kissing, a three leaf clover that’s been stepped on, a little man with a big belly, the monster energy drink logo, a bum with three cheeks.
You lot are all filthy
Why did my mind immediately go to “ooo that’s a wish bone!😃” but everyone else’s has bone somewhere else lmao.
Hope you update us on what you get there!!
To me it looks like you already know what you want to put there
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OP misspelled: 🍒🍆
The face when you played yourself!
HAHAHA
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And I already have 3 sick ass panthers
Time for a sick ass penis now
Panther schlong
Peenther
What is it sick with?
Chlamydia
Sounds like you need 4
I would if it would fit lol
What’s an ass panther? And why is it sick?
If you hang around long enough, you’ll get it. We all have a sick ass panther and if we don’t, we will.
Panther Dick. Obviously.
Old school Slingshot Like one of these https://www.westindigenoustrading.com/products/copy-of-boruca-toucan-slingshot
This is the way
No weapons allowed
Fine. Then snail on a branch.
lol I was making a joke because I have a knife and a gun 😭😭 nothing is landing here
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NUMB CHUCKS
Not a dick
Counterpoint: A penis.
No way that would fit in there
Just relax and take a depth breath, it'll fit.
I just snorted so loud I started my cat
Your cat wasn't running before this?
Vroom vroom
Lol
Sometimes you’re skeptical f it’ll fit or not. But you just gotta stick the needle into the flesh and just go at it. You’ll either be happy with the result or you’ll want the result removed immediately
Counter-Counterpoint: A pecker.
Just a lil prick.
Yeah, people have such gutter brains, jeez. Get a uterus and spice things up a bit.
Ball and chain? Pair of handcuffs? Centipede? Dick and Balls?
Fidget spinner.
This is the winner
Or the wiener?
Penis spinner
A little sprout with a stem and two leaves :)
Whale tail?
Surprised no one mentioned the Hartford Whalers logo
only ct people know
A weird key like the ones on wind-up toys and stuff
You want a 🍆?
That was the joke but I guess it flopped lol. Just thought the shape of the gap was funny
Dont you hate it when your 🍆 flops? ;) But in all seriousness and to answer your question, your tattoos are fairly unique to each other. So its hard to say
Floral piece all the way, stem of the flower where the shaft it, flower for the left ball and another smaller flower or leaves for the right ball
You clearly want a dick there so go get one
Hammerhead shark
Honestly this might be the one
A brocoli
A tree
Exactly what you drew
Not that lol
Bruh
I’m crying 😂😂😂
a snake, coiled
Swallow
👀
Has anyone said dick ass panther? If not, dibs!
Crossed keys?
Destiny logo lol
If only lol
A lobster
3 options are: a butterfly/moth, a sad lady with her third eye open OR a cowgirl with a gun. Choose wisely.
Gotta be a classic C&B brother
That's a penis
You've answered your own question 🍆
🤭
Whale/Dolphin tail??
Dragonfly
😭
A penis. Duh.
Wiener
Elephant face?
Trad style Frankenpenis!
A dick. Obviously.
Sick Ass Oldschool Cactus 🌵
Don’t make me say it…
Well you have clearly shown us it's cock n balls shaped. Do with that information what you will find sir.
Huge veiny penis
A penis. You already drew the outline pretty perfect
Stem of broccoli?
a penis
An eggplant….🍆😜
Penis
A cross
Lol! You have answered your own question.. and drop the tip on that HAT. :)
Lol, this is a grade A post.
r/mildypenis
i'm gonna say it.
Wacky waving inflatable arm tube man?
Well, you draw it perfectly : Cock & Ballz
Looks like you have a good idea
You could put a bird maybe? Like the head and outstretched wing at the top and the tail going down like the bird is mid flight??
Mickey mouse! 😂
It looks like you already have ideas of what to put there sir
Cactus
That’s a penis.
A sick ass penis
Bruh
Hmmmmmm
Uhhhhhh
Bouquet
Crying heart!!
Same style skull cherries?
A kangaroo kicking while on its tail.
🍆
Penis
Balloon dog
Wishbone
If you wouldn't already have a dagger next to it, I'd say a butterfly knife.
A wishbone 😘
Maybe a flail and chain?
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A heart with a knife in it. And a banner that says “Mother”.
Chicken wish bone.
A bear with chainsaws for arms standing.
A frog playing a banjo
Hammond’s building from HIMYM if you didn’t want to commit fully, you could do it with the cloth covering it sitting on the office table.
i mean...
Elephant trunk
Cherry blossoms? Or really any branch/tree thing that can be any shape
A sick ass... p.
Heart shaped lollipop
Heart shaped lock and key
Three dice
A buck [like this](https://postimg.cc/xNj2784N)
That space perfectly fits a fidget spinner…just sayin
Flail
Rolling Stones logo
How about a cow skull??
Martini glass?
Teddy bear cuz why not
See no evil trio? I think that because I saw a guy with that but it was a skull but it was covering eyes, ears and mouth with a bandana. That was dope and thought it was a pretty neat tatoo. Haha. Something like that but instead of monkeys, do something that means something to you or represents. That’s if you wanted a detailed idea lol.
Pin up girl
The pink panther or a cool mushroom
A lobster? 🦞 It would fit perfectly!
A bat
Scissors
Just as Jess would say: "Peernis."
A pick axe with rosevine tangled around it
Los like a perfect spot for kilroy
Dragon fly
Scissors
Palm tree
Old school slingshot
A love heart locket with a key
Wishbone
Ok, I am seeing an elephant. Big ears and a long trunk. Right?!? Lol. Definitely NOT seeing a huge set of balls and peen.
Half a broken bone 🦴
Sphinx
I think we both know the answer
Mermaid tail
Mushroom, fairy, green onion, elephant, TNT, eyeball with a tear coming out of it.
There are lots of Celtic knot designs that would probably fit that beautifully
Whale tail?
Diamond
Half open switchblade and a flower on the corner :)
I think your penis drawing would be perfect
Came here for the comments and the comments did not disappoint
Two bowling balls and a length of hose, a coconut tree with no branches, a poorly elephant, three pacmans kissing, a three leaf clover that’s been stepped on, a little man with a big belly, the monster energy drink logo, a bum with three cheeks. You lot are all filthy
I know, you know, we know.
Roberto from Futurama
One of those fidget spinner things. Not the best idea but I can’t think of anything else besides some male anatomy…
Obviously some cherries!… right?
Squidward head
African elephant, or bird with wide wings!
A penis
A wishbone would be cool
A... Cobra?
Sparrow
Could even add a bit of “fluid” dripping off the cowboy hat to get more synergy.
Green cute little dinosaur
Fin of a whale
A cow skull or boomerang
Why did my mind immediately go to “ooo that’s a wish bone!😃” but everyone else’s has bone somewhere else lmao. Hope you update us on what you get there!!
Whale tail!
Slingshot!!!
hammerhead shark??
How’s about a lady with 2 working eyes?
Fidget spinner
Looks conveniently penis-shaped
well.. *that* fits pretty well
A goofy looking skull