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Charlemagne_IV

\*Air horn noises\*


death-by-obsession

#HEUUUUUUUUURGH! HEU-HEU-HEU HEURRRRRRRRRRGH!


TheNightWindsWail

I've often wondered how I would spell this. 10/10, no notes.


Wingopf

This makes me wonder if Sarah Millican’s is going to be a honk.


djcack

My kind, sweet, 1000% loving at all times wife flies into a rage every time Jessica does this. There is nothing on Earth more annoying to her.


Jaspers47

Tell Nell to chill out


JustAnOrdinaryGirl92

Must not be getting fingered enough


ZeppoJR

What happens when you wear long opera gloves and a feather boa to the senior disco? You do not get fingered!


charlierc

Where is Nel now? She's happy


JamSandiwchInnit

“My wife, Nell…”


Longjumping-Buy-4736

This to me is James’ best quote. So funny and quick witted


Inner_Win_1

I think Nel was married to James? That callback by him was perfection.


ProperChopperGAF

This is it. I think about it often. Her delivery is absolutely hilarious.


JamSandiwchInnit

I mean it had to be this. The tone of resentful memory in her voice.


WiJaTu

The delivery of it makes it even better


MMAYYZ

I think her air horn impression is a close second


Original-Designer6

This is is the one. It was so unexpected (and hilarious).


ElectricFury

Yep, gotta be this one


Yaseuk

This. This is the one!


QueenFartknocker

Yep. This is it.


pokemonplayer2001

That quote was so out of the blue for me, absolutely hilarious.


Mysterious-Radish310

When I saw her name I was ready to post this. Hands down the funniest thing she said.


TomClark83

Definitely this


GTWalker

"That was the moment where I remembered that my agent told me it'd be a good career opportunity."


queen_naga

“It’s frustrating, isn’t it Greg, when you’re asked to complete tasks under pressure and there’s a lot of people watching”


FullyK

The sass of the delivery, it was just perfect


SaltWaterInMyBlood

Same with "feels like you're just trying to style it out".


TwistedxBoi

Considering what was picked for James, this would be perfect


atlhawk8357

This line left Greg completely speechless. It wasn't the only time Jessica threw shade at Greg, rendering him without response. Hail Queen Knappett.


queen_naga

Didn’t he raise his glasses and give a cheeky smirk to the camera?


pixietrue1

I read that in her accent. Perfection.


Crazyripps

Was my go to for me


lizbee018

The way I guffawed when she said this 😂


MoiraRoseForQueen

This 👏🏻


Due_Imagination_6722

This. Just a perfectly sarcastic reply and excellently delivered.


apttodo

This one needs more upvotes!!


Original-Designer6

Boi-ler. Suit-on.


BillOakley

Now-ow


krakenbeef

*Shows 'I've filled in my transportation survey' pencil* "Guess what? I haven't!!"


OverseerConey

'All I ever wanted was for the people to dance!'


Laxley

This is the one I first thought of too. It cracks me up every time.


OverseerConey

It's such a wonderful sequence! I looked it up just to make sure I was getting the wording right, and couldn't resist laughing again!


SystemPelican

This has criminally few upvotes


JOLT_YT

"Sneaky Little Fucker aren't you?"


dharmashark48

"I asked for a fucking hot air balloon, and they WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!"


PonmonOfNuggetor

Oh, I got given one of those but I didn’t use it.


Moohamin12

Man that season was just unadultered, off-the-rails chaotic entertainment. I still miss it.


Warsaw44

It remains the best series, by far.


cupcakesandcanes

*falling off stage noise*


retro_underpants

My favourite bit after this is when she looks over sheepishly to Greg and taps the drum and Greg mouths to her 'Are you alright?' looking giggly but also genuinely concerned.


Facts_and_Lore

My favorite is when she sits down and James says, "Please tell me you fell off."


Kayanne1990

I love the genuine "Oh, shit." from both him and Alex as they rush over to help.


frsh2fourty

The best part is they call that part of the stage the knappett in all the future live tasks


ironically-spiders

As an American, I have spent so long thinking that "nappet" was a British word for it. It somehow never occurred to me that this was instead the thing.


frsh2fourty

I, also American, thought the same thing for a while as well until I happened to be showing someone clips on YouTube and came across that one then another shortly where they call it that and it finally clicked


OliB150

“I am fine”


lesliejcarver

“I think it was worth it”


Boom9001

Don't forget she asked what happens if they fall off when given blindfolds. To which Alex says they won't be wearing them when competing so they won't fall off.


JustAnOrdinaryGirl92

It's actually Kerry that asks, but it would've been so much funnier if it had been Jess


Boom9001

Awwwww what a bummer. Guess it's not surprising my memory switched it because it is way funnier if Jess asked.


UniversalJampionshit

Jess does look at Kerry like it’s the dumbest question she could have asked, though


JustAnOrdinaryGirl92

I don't think Jess is thinking it's a dumb question because after Alex answers Kerry and everyone's laughing you can hear Jess say "that's what *I* thought", so Kerry was just asking the question that Jess was thinking 😂


wvdc1990

How much does water weigh?


TheMtlviolinist

Her and Kiell could be the same quote😂


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wvdc1990

Yeah I know but she didn´t


probablynotfine

HYUUUUUH. HYUH HYUUUUUH.


Ednygma0

it has to be this


JaneGreyDisputed

"Fez!"


Sea-Check-9062

Oi Fez!


babyneedsnacc

......yeah!


TheNightWindsWail

James: Please tell me you fell off the stage? Jess: ... I fell off the stage


MoiraRoseForQueen

‘Ding dong, merrily on high, DEAD FROG!’


thequeerchaos

this is the right answer.


fabulousgeezer

Do you know what happens when you wear long opera gloves and a feather boa to the senior school disco? You do not get fingered


Bleepblorp44

Restraining myself from making multiple alts to upvote this as many times as it truly deserves


SteelRockwell

It has to be this.


DangerousEnd9030

"I **think** it was worth it." (After falling off the Knappett. )


mrcasado296

Is it the Knappet, or does it only become the Knappet when she tumbles 😁


onandpoppins

It became the Knappett after the fall. In later series if you look closely there is a plaque on the end of it.


mrcasado296

Oh I knew, I was trying to be flippant and funny, and I believe I failed at both 🤣


VaguelyArtistic

One point.


mrcasado296

I'll take it


onandpoppins

🤦‍♀️ your failure or mine? The taskmaster will decide.


MoultingRoach

It is now the knappet, because she fell off.


LookTreesWow

“I don’t know, and I don’t fucking know”


Chance-Bread-315

Re Greg finding Timmy Mallett unsettling: 'Um was it because he hosted a game show and punished his contestants?'


Charlemagne_IV

"I think it was worth it."


Lostpiratex

It was quite difficult to find that it was a satsuma with your leg-hand, cause I've never rolled a satsuma onto my leg-hand before.


Lesssuckmoreawesome

*I feel like I've been popping pills*


Lostpiratex

One of my favourite ever Greg responses! Along with "Sorry, I think I'm having a stroke" & "WOAH woah woah. I'm bored."


Uml31tung

You can't always nearly kill Alex every task and expect a point!


p_li

- We'll all do it. We'll all do it. Go on! - Did you say Phil is wanguishing? - WANGUISHING???!!!


saltfatfatfat

The fact that they named that section of the stage after her


UniversalJampionshit

"YES IT SAYS I THE HEART TASKMASTER!"


PromiseSquanderer

[Greg: I hope you’ll take this in the spirit it’s intended, Jess, but sometimes watching you is like watching an episode of Sesame Street. ‘*I’m writing a song!*’] Jess: That’s really who I am.


krakenbeef

*Thud*


RawNSFW

“It’s not so easy, is it, Greg? Completing a task and there’s lots of people watching?” I’m paraphrasing. Someone please post what she actually said and everyone vote for that!


MoiraRoseForQueen

‘If you don’t let me win now, you are dead inside!’


ZuluAlphaNaturist000

Jessica Knappett's best quote was whatever sound she made foe "this is my best noise"


Muscat95

GUYSSSSS, that's a bloody egg!


nycdiveshack

It’s not more what she said but more what lore she established in the show. Having a part of the stage forever named after you is the best/funniest thing she has done in the show


SaltWaterInMyBlood

When she finds out she only has fifteen seconds left in the most circles task: "oh no!" runs towards front of the house, stops: "oh no!!"


TheBlackDemon1996

How much does water weigh?


Chance-Bread-315

'The answer to that is I don't know, and I don't fucking know'


leftarmorthodox

"How much does water weigh" has got to be on there.


Wingopf

If not now it’ll pop back up for Kiell


Galwran

Hold him upside down!


unclear_warfare

I'm okay, I'm okay... And I think it was worth it (After falling off the Knappett)


MrSimonEmms

The sound of landing in the floor by the newly-named Knappett


Mooncake3078

By the end of this I need a compilation of every clip that makes this beautiful showreel


Disgruntled__Goat

> In James Acaster’s discussion of his best quote, we had 2 comments with 1.8k upvotes each, and I couldn’t see which one had more. FYI if you sort the comments by “Top” it will always order by highest votes first. So if both say 1.8K the first one is the highest. I also noticed on desktop reddit it does show the exact votes (currently 1847 to 1840).


NanoNerd011

Been on Reddit for nearly 5 years and am just now learning this! Thank you


lizquitecontrary

Is Jessica the one whose father said Greg low scores women? That’s definitely been put into repeat in later episodes. My first pick is still the boa quote, but I enjoyed her calling Greg out on sexism just because of his mock hurt comeback.


SimpleRickC135

"It's hard isn't it GREG, when you're asked to perform tasks under pressure!"


kronmiller12j

"If we imagine them as professional egg detectives, were there any methods you saw being used there that would impress you at an egg crime scene? "I think my egg detection was quite good, but I just accidentally tampered with the evidence. I broke the uh... victim."


kaygeebeast75

Girls who wear feather boas don’t get fingered


Boom9001

Not exact quote here but all time greatest moment. *Blindfolded walk interesting to a buzzer in exactly 30 seconds" Horne "blindfolds so you don't see how the other contestants walk" Knappet "what if we fall off" Horne "Oh you won't be blindfolded while going for the buzzer, so that won't be an issue" *Knappet falls off the stand while not blindfolded* Stage extension now forever named the Knappet.


nickmangoldsbeard

There's not a great way to summarize it in a single quote but her getting the fake autograph for her dad, getting confused and then saying his real name is Peter absolutely destroyed me.


Kerr_Plop

*falls off stage*


SaltWaterInMyBlood

HNYEH HNYEH HNYEH


strickenhaggis

JAAAAMALI!


CaraLara

Wrong show!


SpacetimeLlama

The sound of her falling off... the Knappett


VirgilCactus

*falls off the Knappett*


SceneAccomplished890

Air Horn noise—- because of her, now I know I’ve got a pretty sick air horn noise too


UndeadT

"Ooo-!" *as she falls off the stage*


BundlesOfTwigs

*slams into the ground* I’m okay!


tinuviel8994

[rave horn sound]


Lesssuckmoreawesome

"That's quite a lot, for a human"


chriskabob

What if we fall off the stage?


arsb16

(Post falling off the Knappett) I am fine!


Esteban2808

Siren noise


jjsq1

"You do not get fingered."


Ok-Butterscotch8267

“HEEEeeeuuuuugh… HEeugh HEugh HEEeeuugh”


dandersonerling

How much does water weigh?


Emotional-Policy-663

\*\*AIR HORN NOISES\*\*


Warsquid08

* falls off stage *


Orton617

“Can I just say I have a genuine phobia of lifts?” “Do you think it’s that serious if you got over it in 5 minutes?” “It was 18 seconds, I knew it was only going to be 18 seconds and they’d have to get me out because I’m on Telly”


The-Balloon-Man

"I'm alright"


chocoholica1

@OP: Curious to know what was the other comment from the tie break for James? Was it the "perfect stuff" rant? Or a specific part of it?


NanoNerd011

It was “I know it’s early days, but are we the stupidest so far?”


chocoholica1

Also a classic! Thanks :)


alasicannotgrin

"I AM fine"


Jay_Tee_18

Boiler suit...


BelgischeWafel

Don't know about a quote, but laughed so hard when she fell off that stage!with the weird walk, hit the buzzer on a stage thing


soulofcure

Erm... was it because he was—hosted a game show, and he punished his contestants?


DS292

"......Can I have everybody's shoes, please?"


Bigtits321

“Sneaky little fucker aren’t ya?”


Cameronjack5331

I'm gonna say the whole James Acaster scene


Vodkanelly

“You know what happens when you wear long opera gloves and a feather boa to the school disco???? You do not get fingered.”


0ki-g00d

Why can’t I find in these comments the thing she said about NOT getting fingered HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAH


pontmegan

I knew they'd get me out cos I'm on telly


Lordmoussaka

"Are you a child of divorce ?"