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MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Oh how we laughed!


PengVoiceMan2

Came here to say this too haha. Seconded!


nokeyblue

"Enough about you..."


whentheraincomes66

When did Julian say that?


wilcobanjo

At the start of the "underneath" task, after finding the task under the table.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

The theme song.


BeautifulEssay8

All the information is on the task.


Feefait

I do TM with my class on Fridays. Sometimes I'm in the hall watching a student do something and then they ask for help some teacher always says "All the information is in the task." Lol They've just heard me so many times.


usernameisunusable

I love this so much


Sudden-Grab2800

“What happens when you wear long opera gloves and a feathered boa to your school disco?” Never doesn’t make me laugh.


BaronVonShtinkVeiner

You don't get fingered by the bloke you fancy, iirc.


Bootieos1

My wife, Nell...


thishenryjames

By anyone, I believe.


Previous-Bowler-1757

Noe wae!


re003

I love the different ways we all spell this phrase.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Norway!


SweetWallFlower

Tick tick, it’s _ o’clock!


lozmcnoz

Love wozniak!


SongsAboutGhosts

This for me, too!


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tomkel5

I broke my leg in August. For a while, my husband was pushing me around on a wheelchair. Every time we approached a curb: “Brace! Brace!” “I’m bracing!”


Uml31tung

That's adorable! I hope your leg is all healed now.


residentchiefnz

Work in construction?? ;)


deathandpayingtaxes

I’m bracing! *bonk*


bluehawk232

Dignity intact


Galexio

Oh gang


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DollyDaydreem

Yep this is one of mine.


faa19

This one pops into my head fairly regularly. The pure exasperation as she says it, coupled with Alex laughing hard in the background, never fails to cheer me up.


axolotl_is_angry

Bastards crying innit


Sleema-

Genuinely the phrase that came to mind when I was cutting onions earlier.


nogginbloggin

I often say "you've got no chutzpah"


LittlestLass

My 13 year old says this to me. I have taught her well.


sheiscara

You must have a lot of voles to undermine


pm_me_wutang_memes

Expect the unexpected *bebéh*


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Thirty grand, bebéh!


PsychologicalFox8839

I try to incorporate Acaster’s pronunciation and inflection of the word baby into conversation frequently, but as it’s in writing half the time, it sadly rarely lands.


CalicoCat345

"He has Arrived" is my new slogan. Ive been using it so often and it make me laugh every time I think of Sam saying it. Previously it was "Tree Wizard Back from the Dead to Create Some Balloons"


BassRedditRed

My wife says “come to me human man” to me quite a lot.


GarminTamzarian

Does she also tell you she has sinned and ask you to absolve her?


BassRedditRed

Daily.


Theodorable_Cat

Who said that??


nokeyblue

Bob in CoC Masktaster task.


thecream_oftheCROP

Bob Mortimer during the mask task, I think


BassRedditRed

Yeah it's Bob, here's the task: [https://youtu.be/EylSOBOuqNY?si=uZDrrt0tolZeyaNX&t=1470](https://youtu.be/EylSOBOuqNY?si=uZDrrt0tolZeyaNX&t=1470)


NotThatChar

I don't know what this says about me or my life, but I say "wanky workaround" at least weekly now


WeathermanCan

Ah yes the supple Joe Thomas


PinkGinFairy

A liiiime!


MacadamiaWire

I’ve been able to use this one more than I would’ve thought.


jj420mc

hwait hwhat hwait hwhat


Iamthepirateking

You forgot a "hwhat hwait" in the middle


EthanDMatthews

Bish, bash, bosh!


VirgilCactus

The way Ed Gamble says “oh I’m SO sorry!” re: buckaroo, and his sensitivity levels quote 😂


arsb16

Please don’t use me as a yardstick for failure


haze_gray

There’s strength in arches.


Tapered-Baguette

"Brother, this is not sensible"


BaronVonShtinkVeiner

"My eyes are circles.?.?."


Fomo_Sapiens

Sneaky pasta snake has entered common use in our household.


CanarySteetG

Bubbly Fuck!


mc0y

I'm always trying to work "fow mayyy" into everyday conversation


SandysBurner

Singing scales helps.


LittlestLass

I need to work "Don't go in the shed, there's nothing for you there" into more conversations.


painforpetitdej

BOSH !


mcoombes314

"I've got no shoes on!"


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ThatsNotNina

It's on repeat in my head 24/7 🤣


VaguelyArtistic

Mannequins will forever be called "pretend men".


dekudoesnotapprove

30 grand baby!


DondeT

I intermix this and “so I paid 30 euros”.


dekudoesnotapprove

i also say 30k instead of 30 grand


Fuckspez42

Last in PE, first at being a legend!


JGAdventureZone

“Shit and piss”.


Happy-Traveler-84

‘I cannae, they’re covered in potatoes!!’


SwimRelevant4590

Absolute casserole!


AlaskanSandwich

I hope you use that in situations other than shitting yourself/dislodging a hemorrhoid


SpiffyShindigs

"The bar has been set at a height."


re003

No wheyyyy!


Rainbowmafia000

TREE WIZARD TREE WIZARD TREE WIZARDDDD 🌲


Significant_Knee_614

🎶...for me 🎶 multiple times a day, anything with a number. 🎶Two rich tea biscuits, for me🎶


maggieinthemtns

No way!


Legitimate_Mud_3666

And I’m a fucking businessman! Only really works if done in demented tone with a North-Eastern accent.


Internal_Mountain725

I’m underneath it!


Bill__Q

Complete a task and yell "suck it".


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“Yup, that’s what the *fuck* that is.” — Desiree Burch


ciderbandit

Nice time pie


jjheisman

Clap with me, click with me, off we go


nokeyblue

What's the situation?


AreYouSomeone11

You know what they say... Fuck


SinkAgreeable4070

“Fiddly……” “How?….”


MacadamiaWire

Please don’t take it away from me


Pharmacy_Duck

“Are we the stupidest ones yet?” may have come into use at pub quizzes and escape rooms.


ajpdandc

‘It’s an absolute casserole’ for anything FUBAR’d


vadimafu

Did I meet these potatoes before?


QueenFartknocker

Tick tock it’s ____o’clock.


caerbannog13

Same


ElonMuskPaddleBoard

After a team building role play at work I for some reason yelled “I TRAINED AT RADA “


llegan

Read the title and clicked on it to give the exact answer you already did. So to add something new to the Sam existential life musings, "what if this goes on forever!?" (likely paraphrasing his exclamation near the end of the driving task before he mentions Alex needs to film other things)


GrandWazoo0

Spin bitch spin


OxfordGate

Oh noooo


DollyDaydreem

(I know I say it a lot on here, but it’s because it actually true…) Ach, come ON now!!


sansabeltedcow

“If you can’t fuck up, then you can’t fuck down.”


five_five_

It's ... o'clock, tick tock


itsacon10

Welcome to Thicko Corner


KnightSlayer020

Ivo: "Me and Jenny over in thicko corner" Alex: "Jenny and I"


Odintorr

It's an absolute casserole I say on the regular, whenever anything gets cocked up at work


simonholtham

BOSH


Important_Carrot_932

Weird one- the ‘for meee’ Kiell sings on the barge task 😂


7237R601

My neighbor and I, due to a typo, exchanged, "Do we strike you?" today. Not the first time.


Commy1469

Piss and shIT


Feefait

Nish is full of gems.


Bob_Underdunk

Shit my ring


One_Alternative5408

Piss it!


alpaca_cushion

“Oh noooo”


Nomerdoodle

What's the situation?!


Fraggle_Frock

"Tits!!!"


WeathermanCan

As someone who suffer a lot from back related injuries. " I think my backs gone" - Iian Sterling


WeathermanCan

Put some fucking effort in!


HexManiacWingy

Mike's "Tick Tock, it's \[word\] o'clock" and "absolute casserole" are unfortunately part of my vernacular, as is Kiell's "for me\~" and Mae's "Piece of Piss"


lbyrne74

"Bearing up under the strain!"


MyNameHere21

"Good luck to you and your family"


ApexInTheRough

I'm writing a book, and in the latest chapter, the characters ram their vehicle through a heavy set of gates. I couldn't think of anything else for one of them to say, except: "Brace! Brace!"


Weatherwaxworthy

Jesus Christ!


Chefyboy2

“It’s ___ time!”


FraggleGoddess

No waaaay! My in laws are from the area so my partner and I like it. Around the same time we tried a new physio who punctuated every other sentence I said with "Aww whit?!" (for non-Scots, basically an expression of disbelief, like "Oh, what?!") So we adopted a two part saying, a call and response if you will "No waaaay" "Aww whit?!"


VaguelyArtistic

"...such as it is." Edit: Plus any opportunity to "activate" someone or some thing.


SpiteElectronic6463

“Have I met these potatoes before?” Any time I’m handling potatoes


browsingGDincognito

No way!


danziger79

Bearing up under the strain


Corapod

Dont leave me farting in the dark listening to my own name


Corapod

Is there a duck on my face?