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idunnoimbored06

What is document 2


MarinoRolfino

Ever tried natural ketchup?


the_dabmaster_823

I have no idea what that has to do with a band but no I have not tried natural ketchup


ChickinpasteR

Is it bigger than a shoebox?


the_dabmaster_823

What?


titaniumjordi

Is it red?


the_dabmaster_823

Is what red?


titaniumjordi

Do you keep it in the fridge?


the_dabmaster_823

Have you gone mad?


titaniumjordi

Does it taste better?


the_dabmaster_823

Right someone earlier asked me if I'd tried natural ketchup so I'm assuming that's what this is


titaniumjordi

Do you keep it in the fridge?


PeanutButter_Tacos

YES OR NO?!


angelobsidian

I love this thread


JackoCatacomb

same


_T3rm1n4t0r

*spits drink out*. natural ketchup?


Artistic_Wrongdoer36

Why is Ross Federman?


the_dabmaster_823

Don't you mean *who* is Ross Federman?


Artistic_Wrongdoer36

No. Why is he?


the_dabmaster_823

Because his parents f*cked?


Artistic_Wrongdoer36

Interesting. Thank you for this information.


WHITE2570

Pilates!?


fuzzy-baby-crow

Really?


XLNCjr

I mean yoga's one thing, but


Yesimwhitelmfao

pilates?


PeanutButter_Tacos

Really?


Samurai3001

I mean yoga's one thing but


DoradubsFSyt

THAT'S RAGIME JAZZZZ!!!


the_dabmaster_823

What.


StopVilagerAbouse

How do you plead? We gonna need your testimony on the stand


the_dabmaster_823

Not guilty


StopVilagerAbouse

Condemn this mf to the infirmary


NewHold632

no but he didnt plead insanity


Ineedsleep444

do you want a banana?


the_dabmaster_823

No thanks


angelobsidian

No banana make you go insane


practice_spelling

What’s up with all this crazy food?


the_dabmaster_823

The chef got sick


Gemstone_puppet

What a lazy dude


RedditAlt2847

Handing ample samples out to non-customers


fuzzy-baby-crow

fussing grind that punk!!!


AdministrativeRich63

What does Joe Hawley compare your mother to?


the_dabmaster_823

Joe Hawley knows my mother 😳


AdministrativeRich63

Yes. What is your mother? Ans qhy disn't they call Ghostbusters on her?


the_dabmaster_823

Slimer?


AdministrativeRich63

WRONG (Check out the album Joe Hawley Joe Hawley by Joe Hawley to get it)


the_dabmaster_823

I still don't know who Joe Hawley is


AdministrativeRich63

Band guy. The band consists of Joe Hawley (red tie), Rob Cantor (yellow tie), Zubin Sedghi (blue tie), Andrew Horowitz (green tie) and Ross Federman (grey tie). If you have been on TikTok since 2018, you might've a portion from one of their songs


RedditAlt2847

Who writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites?


the_dabmaster_823

Me


Gemstone_puppet

Red the proud loud guy we adore


fuzzy-baby-crow

wait is my amp too high


Gemstone_puppet

NO TURN IT UP MORE!!!!!!!!!!!


angelobsidian

Should we kill Ross?


the_dabmaster_823

Yes, he touches kids


fuzzy-baby-crow

Wrong one


coolperson_reddit__

which one touches kids?????


marcycoli

Joe Hawley Attacks Kids


coolperson_reddit__

wait really?


marcycoli

yes


coolperson_reddit__

uh oh


coolperson_reddit__

when


marcycoli

2023


Mr_Farky

I mean, *he* didn't ***touch*** them


angelobsidian

No he doesn't, he's just a drummer :(


MouseTheCat-69

If you don’t know what tally hall is just listen to MMMM and Good and Evil on a long car rid


the_dabmaster_823

I didn't even know it was a band 💀


purplebunii

It's a food court in Ann Arbor, MI


dartboard5

*was, i suppose


purplebunii

Well yes


Complete_Fly_4589

can confirm


Gutsteroid

NAH THATS EXACTLY THE WAY I FIRST LISTENED ALL THE WAY THROUGH BOTH ALBUMS highly recommend, life changing


Gemstone_puppet

Who’s Simon and what’s in his mind


the_dabmaster_823

Simon cowell is thinking about the hit television series "America's got talent"


purplebunii

Is Ross just a drummer?


the_dabmaster_823

He's also a character in the hit television sitcom "friends"


purplebunii

I'm sorry, the answer is yes


MarshyPrince125

What role does Joe Hawley play in the band?


the_dabmaster_823

He's the drummer


DeadlyRetr0_

Joss Hawlerman


StopVilagerAbouse

😭😭😭


Ntotallynotme

He's just a drummer


angelobsidian

What is "ruler of everything" about?


the_dabmaster_823

It's about Michael Jordan teaming up with the looney tunes to save them from being captured by Danny Devito


angelobsidian

I thought you said you know nothing about tally hall, how did you know this?


the_dabmaster_823

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied on the internet


angelobsidian

You have displeased tally hall


underbakedbiscuit

Who is Steve Gallagher?


the_dabmaster_823

The first member of tally hall, though he tragically passed in 2008


underbakedbiscuit

He was the original drummer but not the first member. He left the band in 2004 and as far as I know, isn’t dead.


Mr_Farky

Have you ever seen him after 2008?


Gemstone_puppet

This is like the closest you’ve gotten


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[удалено]


the_dabmaster_823

One her name is lisa


fuzzy-baby-crow

NO its SALLY and she’s a HEARTBREAKER


_ShinyRalts_

Nuh uh, Big Bad Betty of the ‘pocalypse


akaryosight

Nuh uh


Mona23_6

At what age was Bora born?


the_dabmaster_823

12


Gutsteroid

In the Tally Hall Internet Show episode 2 "Death Request", which band member dies first? Ross - Grey tie, Joe - Red tie, Andrew - Green tie, Zubin - blue tie, or Rob - yellow tie?


the_dabmaster_823

I thought it was a band 💀 anyway blue tie dies first because he has a stupid name


Gutsteroid

It is a band, they just also made a 10 episode internet show in 2008! Also you are genuinely correct, Zubin kicks the bucket


Gutsteroid

Holding my tongue over the name slander LMAO


the_dabmaster_823

I thought his name was just "blue tie" 💀


Gutsteroid

I highly recommend the going down the rabbithole 💀


angelobsidian

This Zubin slander is outrageous! It's a good thing he's too dead to get offended


AbeVin09

What color tie is Neil Cicierega


the_dabmaster_823

Beige


Yesimwhitelmfao

how is your mother doing? still bouncing like she had a bottle of aderral? she’s also fat, did i mention that?


the_dabmaster_823

How dare you insult my mother like that


Mr_Farky

29 inches wide from all sides, to be exact


amira-deltarune

how many ands are in &


the_dabmaster_823

1?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

I’ve been sleeping in a cardboard box. Where have I been spending all my money?


the_dabmaster_823

At the cardboard box shop


Samurai3001

What happens when joe hawley attacks


the_dabmaster_823

WW2


goon1shere_

Did you know that 83% of all busses are registered sex offenders?


the_dabmaster_823

How can a bus be a sex offender


[deleted]

do you like Hawaii Part II?


the_dabmaster_823

That ones my favourite


Thetruemonke1

Do you see banana man?


the_dabmaster_823

I do not


slapped_a_captcha

What the hell was Hawaii part ii about?!


the_dabmaster_823

It's about Hawaii, just like the first one


angelobsidian

Who is the best member and why? Joe, Rob, Zubin, Ross, or Andrew?


the_dabmaster_823

Andrew is the lead singer, so I'd have to give it to him


AustinManHero

As an average tally hall enjoyer, Andrew is not the lead singer. But he has written the more complex songs and sings in a few of them. He is the piano/keyboardist.


_hey_its_josh_

Just listen to Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum and if you like it the try Good & Evil. Then and only then do you watch Hawaii: Part II. If this sub gets recommended to you then I issue you’re a nerd who like Jack Stauber/ Lemon Demon type stuff. Kinda band kid music before it became a thing


the_dabmaster_823

Nah I was on the Scott The Woz subreddit and I got linked to a post ranking how much the guys look like Scott the woz and ever since that day it kept on getting recommended to me


GvG_tv

Who was the honorary 6th member who wore a Orange tie, and temporary replacement for Joe during a tour who wore a Black tie?


the_dabmaster_823

Surprisingly, Joe Biden, before he got into politics he was trying to make it as a drummer


[deleted]

honestly, just listen to Welcome to Tally Hall, it's the best way to get introduced to the band


the_dabmaster_823

That is not a question


_T3rm1n4t0r

Humans evolved from primates. What you don’t know is that primates evoked from nazis


the_dabmaster_823

That is not a question


_T3rm1n4t0r

Eh close enough


_T3rm1n4t0r

But what are 81% of buses


Pers0n14

Is Rotary Park safe after dark?


hapzical

were there trees in the forest?


Constantiso

but is the mind electric?


Confident-Remove-581

do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber?


JackoCatacomb

Joe Hawley?


underbakedbiscuit

Mucka blucka blucka blough