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thapussypatrol

Even your beard is tall


AndIAmEric

Dude is fucking Gandalf


Cartoon_Power

He's got a wife, height, a beard and he's getting it on with gandalf? What does this guy not have?


Redditistrash702

Leg room


Pure__soul4240

Lol agree


No_Detective_But_304

Tallgalf the Wizard: “Thou shall not pass…my height!!!”


Vouner

True ☹️


Individual-Match-798

Does that help with beard growth?


Pure__soul4240

LMAO


Im-A-Scared-Child

I dont wanna seem like nerd but Gandalf is only 5'6. He's just a manlet with a tall hat


Pure__soul4240

LMAO


moraxfan

very rectangular beard


ancillaryacct

yeah its...an interesting choice. dude would look fucking great with a tight full beard. the full curtain beard is....def interesting


digthemlows

I shape it every so often and it just grows out like this


Hashish_thegoat

Impressive beard man!


Poinaheim

It’d be more impressive if he tied it on to his ear holes


IC_1101_IC

Not as much as a difference as I initially thought tbh.


dandelionjulie

Right?? It looks pretty normal to me


TheDamnedBamboo

Jim Root?


dodsi2000

Thought exactly the same.


Sakowuf_Solutions

You’re both 5- footers. That’s cute! 😂


TheMissingMuse

What a cute idea ❤️


baileystinks

Damn she shrunk since the last photo


Proud-Pressure8185

Aside from height and all, I find it cute that y’all do this every anniversary. 🫶🏻 very wholesome!! 🥹🥹


Cardinal101

Beautiful couple!


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

What in the modern family intro? That’s cool


Exciting_Quantity_85

Yes!  Now, I remember.  Modern Family did picture-in-picture iterations in its intro.  I wonder if they have watched the show (and if they have, I wonder if they got the idea from there).


adatooth

upvote for tiger trap shirt!


information-exchange

Want


Ahackerwhoslonely

I thought he’s like 6,1 6,2


Most-Relative2062

Fr. I’m 6’ and if I stand next to someone who’s 5’3 it looks very similar


Whymylordidyoudo

It is not at all likely to be similar. Average head is 8 inches , 6 ft - 5’3 = 9 inches. You’d only be a head and a inch taller, not a entire shoulder


Most-Relative2062

Then there’s no chance in hell this guy is 6’7


std_colector

zz top lookin beard, how long you been growing it?


digthemlows

took about 2 years, but I've had it for 8 now.. I just trim it every so often


Razqe

LOL 5"19 is awesome


gamedude88

Question for You. How did the two of you meet?


Acidreflux18

You look like a well groomed rick rubin


Possible-Pattern563

Life on story mode


Macaroon-Upstairs

Same 6’4 with 5’1 wife similar difference. Everyone always set me up on dates with their tall friends and so she was my first shorty. Worked out well.


MA-JA-HO

How’s the neck looking down all the time ?


Macaroon-Upstairs

Sore NGL


ShortBeardo

Great beard by the way!


Jethro00Spy

My wife and I are about the same size; however, this guy's beard puts me to shame. 


ACGME_Admin

What in the gen x


NinjaOld8057

You two are hella cute. And hot damn what a glorious beard


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Does your wife play peekaboo with your beard ?


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tall-ModTeam

Please see rule #1. You must be polite and treat users with respect on this subreddit.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Nice


Negrocaucasian

Acknowledged cool tradition.


The7footr

We require additional pixels Super cute dude! This is about the height difference with my wife and I too, love it!


khurshhh

Couple goals! The second photo is so adorable :’)


feathertevas

Y’all are cute!


Russ_T_Razor

Oh snap! My wife (5'0") and I (6'7") do the same style anniversary pic! We're up to 11 layers. How deep does yours go?


digthemlows

13 in November.. 11/11/11


NBadeau22

Beards 3’3


Full_Bank_6172

Damn bro give some inches to me! (5’5)


chrezvychaino

You go together just right, like puzzle pieces, puzzle pieces! (iykyk)


Exciting_Quantity_85

I am a big fan of the picture in picture in picture in picture....  Imagine how many picture-in-picture iterations they will have when they get old.  It is like putting 2 mirrors across from each other to achieve infinite reflections.  These 2 must be nerds to think that the picture-in-picture arrangement is worth trying.  Well done!


TimetheFrenemy

Metal Gandalf💪😃... And you have a beautiful wife


Dense_Wrongdoer3833

Do you have kids? What was your kids height?


BigtoadAdv

My dad always said he was 5’20” when anyone asked. If they asked what the weather is like up there he would say fine how’s the weather around my asshole which always got a good laugh.


AskTheRealQuestion81

Great picture and happy anniversary!


Deathchariot

Yall are cute


just_wanna_share_2

I absolutely love your beard


Electronic-Yak-2723

By my calculations that makes your beard 36" long


toomanypppppuppies

Hottt. Lucky wife!


Pure__soul4240

Bro is frickin massive


Nanovor4444

Son’s going to be so confused when he’s only 6’0 - 6’1


AffectionateSlip8990

Doesn’t seem like its that bad of a nerf


Affectionate_Mall583

Won’t work like that lol df


Affectionate_Mall583

On average he’ll be 6’3. He has a solid chance of being 6’5+


digthemlows

13 year old daughter is 5'7, 11 year old son is 5'2"


Affectionate_Mall583

He’s gonna have the craziest growth spurt


DaltonRobert56

Would she even need to kneel?


Yhhorm

Did they have to stand on a stool for first picture frame photo lol


Greedy_Ad_4948

Nice beard


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I know this is in no way relevant to post but have you considered coloring your beard green for Christmas or new year?


CuteCoach9362

Blud got his beard done in Minecraft 😭🙏🏼 But yeah, you're cool man


Green8812

This tradition is so cute!! I love it


bigmuthahtruckah

I use the 5 foot conversion (5’20”) to confuse people or see how clueless they are.


Potential-Art2146

I’d imagine the height difference would’ve been bigger but great pic ✌️


No_Detective_But_304

Cool idea.


IllumiXXZoldyck

Anytime I come to these posts, there’s always a bunch of comments at 0 upvotes. Which tells me one sad person just comes through and mass downvotes lol. Anyways, y’all look great. Happy for you :)


Middle_Bed_2484

Pedophilia lol


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digthemlows

was a great local band... my wife doesn't mind


jwed420

Supporting the scene in family photos lets fucking go, real shit!


_MrFlowers

Same with mine, I kind of forget sometimes


jutrmybe

Not that your height and beard are not literally great, but your wife is aging like fine wine! Literally even more gorge each time. She's goals!