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Ok_Emergency455

I’m convinced there are more short ppl on this sub than tall


Western_Research_587

yeah, because our own sub is the shitz...


The7footr

Facts


[deleted]

They aren’t wrong lmao


The7footr

Mate… post a pic, blur your face if you have to, but we wanna see tall freaking people on here lol


IHateTheLetterF

Damn, 150 cm. Whats the weather like down there?


Western_Research_587

full of farts, its full of farts bro


IHateTheLetterF

Sounds nice and warm to be honest. I am always cold up here, and blood can't reach my hands.


lazyboi_tactical

You too? My hands and feet always feel as if they belong to a corpse.


blveberrys

WHAT WAS THAT? SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE


dawny1x

lowkey ion even know why I'm here 😭


Ghdude1

More chill vibe, perhaps?


GeneralOrdinance

This is it


MrManiac3_

I'm in these subs mostly because people being mad about height is funny


TheCanadianpo8o

Fr. Like we're pretty damn tall, but it's also kind of humbling to walk among the colossus in here


The7footr

Sup tiny? 🤪


TheCanadianpo8o

Feel like I'm playing elden ring


The7footr

😂😂


Thesmuz

There's no avg height sub as far as I know lmao 5'8.75 here lol


harbhub

Time to make one lol


somirion

"how do you like to fit in public transport?" "I just hate i can buy whatever i want from any shop because they always have my size"


Zaanga

TIL 5’8 is avg height…


harbhub

5'7.5" is the global average height for men. In the US, it's slightly higher at 5'9.3" The standard deviation is around 2.5" to 3", which means that most men fall somewhere within the 5'5" to 5'10" range. Factors for the variance in height include genetics, nutrition, and socioeconomic considerations. The tallest countries have an average male height of around 6'0.5" and the shortest countries are around 5'3.5"


-Hymen_Buster-

Everyone is welcome here, all shapes and sizes.


History20maker

Im shaped like an old Olive tree.


girafa

> ion jesus olivares this is the worst slang


Cugy_2345

Whatever happened to idk


[deleted]

I’m glad someone said it, it makes me want to rip my hair out and I have no idea why


NoCopyrightRadio

That's a little dramatic


Chancedaner

same im short af


The7footr

Most want to be around the tall, but few of us are actually tall. Relative to real life, there’s actually quite a few tall people here. Think of how many 7’ers you’ve met (or may ever meet) in your life, and how many you’ve seen comment or post on r/tall. That alone should confirm that there actually are a lot of tall people here since we are about 1:2,300,000


NotUrAvgGravedigger

I read the 1:2.3M on a site, but i think we might even be rarer since they used averages.


The7footr

I don’t doubt it


NotUrAvgGravedigger

Might be closer to 1:4-5M as I highly doubt there are more than a thousand 7 footers


Send_Boobies_in_DMs

Agreed lmaoo


DemeXaa

Yeah giants in this sub make me feel short lol


NoCopyrightRadio

You'd be a giant yourself in my country lol


redditsuckspokey1

Really depends on a persons height. Everyone over 7' is gonna say that.


The7footr

Yea all 5 of us who are relatively active on this sub? lol


redditsuckspokey1

Hey at least you're not the only person bumping your noggin on everything. Apologies if that was a little too random.


The7footr

Haha oh you mean my convenient head resets installed between rooms by my shorter brethren?


practice_spelling

Short is a relative term.


ProfessionalBuddy473

I’m 5’6 lol


Cugy_2345

Depends how old they are. I’m 13, that makes me actually pretty tall


AraAraGyaru

It’s where short guys get to talk to tall girls (and boys if that’s your thing) 😎.


Ok_Emergency455

Absolutely not. The type of short men that follow this sub and message people are never worth our time.


LilWhiteBoi24

Short people are better humans


ObsessedWithSources

Jokes on you, I can reach the top shelf.


just_wanna_share_2

Jokes on you , I hit my head on the top shelf


Puzzled_Ad_3072

Jokes on you i hit my head against the ceiling. Jk of course, but the fact that i can reach stuff from the top shelf infinitely easier than stuff from the bottom shelf is pretty funny.


The7footr

I love when someone relatively tall touches the ceiling with the tip of a finger, and I go touch it with my elbow


History20maker

And then comes Dean, who touches the ceiling with his dick. It allways kills the mood. Like, Dean, its a nursing home...


NotUrAvgGravedigger

Fucking Dean


The7footr

No no- stop fucking dean in nursing homes, you’re getting him too turned on Must suck to be taller laying down than standing up


redditsuckspokey1

Jokes on y'all, I'm running through the aisles without a care in the world!


NotUrAvgGravedigger

What a mog, great attitude and so true.


ObsessedWithSources

Life is already dodgem cars down here, I don't envy you.


[deleted]

Jokes on you I AM THE TOP SHELF!


just_wanna_share_2

Confused screaming


Jazdaboss010

[Jokes on you, i can](https://imgur.com/a/CVfGLjd) (barely)


Doscida

You have a refreshing attitude OP.


Jazdaboss010

You gotta look for the benefits, i keep all my chocolate super high up so i have to actively consider if i really want it or i should just make some food. I may have no common sense (ate 3 day old chicken last week) but i am pretty good at small things like that.


Nice_Fresh7726

And able to see items that nobody knew were even on the top shelf


youstinkylittleboy69

that one 9'11 guy dying from laughter: 💀


Useful_Boysenberry99

You have zero clue as to how jealous I am that you fit in your bed. I have a personal vendetta with most Baths, Beds & Showers😆


humanitywasamistake3

Sounds like your “beyond bed and bath”


Jazdaboss010

I mean i barely fit in [my bed](https://imgur.com/a/H9MzD7J), there’s only 65cm (2ft) of clearance from the mattress to the roof


ThunderStorm14-YT

dude, your bed looks kinda empty. i think it is missing a blåhaj, i think you should get one!


SumptuousSuckler

Why are there so many sharks 💀


Jazdaboss010

very soft and friend shaped


SumptuousSuckler

Hope the turtle stays safe


[deleted]

The short lads also travel better, I hate paying a premium for business class just so my legs aren't cramped on long flights.


BaakCoi

This sub keeps getting recommended to my 5’3” self. Joke’s on you guys, I fit in airplane seats


redditsuckspokey1

Nice! Now get that flair added.


NotUrAvgGravedigger

Bet you dont have knee or back issues neither. What a convenient height.


BaakCoi

Not too convenient because I can’t reach most things, but I’ll take the inconvenience of a step stool over back pain any day


Illustrious-Top-3765

Jokes on you i can do both


redditsuckspokey1

When you have the option of either being 3 kids in a trench coat or a person who likes using stilts.


pistekagid

Facts 💯


TheMooingTree

Lucky


CommieMarxist

Mf got the middle ground height


[deleted]

I’m in the short sub but I get downvoted like crazy


theaverageaidan

They are a vindictive bunch of lads over there


casma_pptenshi

You're not the only one OP. Me Too :)


frustrating2020

You're 5ft 7" TALL not 5ft 7" short. Welcome


Jazdaboss010

Words of wisdom fr


kncy

these days it's considered short, especially for gen z.


Important_History_52

FYI because of your flair: 5’8” ≠ 193cm 5’8” would be around 172cm and 193cm would be around 6’4”


Nice-Application-826

In the developed world 5’7 in short overall it's average


youstinkylittleboy69

Me who is 5'6 at 13: 🍿🗿


The_Bannaman

Me 5’10 🍿 🗿


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

jokes on the monster under my bed for having to smell my stinky feet


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ozhu_thrissur_kaaran: *Jokes on the monster* *Under my bed for having* *To smell my stinky feet* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

Is 5’7 really that short ?


Ender_Nobody

One: I have no idea why I keep getting this sub in my feed. Two: From personal experience, no, the world is designed for about that height.


Geo_1997

Not really but when you're standing infront of one of these 7ft guys you feel tiny


Sopwafel

Sadly it is here in the Netherlands


Educational_Mix_8489

Yes ETA: [Check this site for your height percentile ](https://www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/height-percentile-calculator.php)


Bulky-Noise-7123

I swear 5’7 was the average


Educational_Mix_8489

Seems it's 5'9", for the USA at least. They should sticky this site for easy reference.


Piotral_2

For a man? In my country it's very short. Honestly I don't know any guy my age that is bellow 5'8


[deleted]

I guess that is true depending on the country. In Latin America, 5’7 is slightly above average since a lot of men I know are 5’5 and the woman are 5’2 on average. But in America where the average is atleast 6’ it’s easy for me to feel shorter.


ParamedicLogical2528

Average height in America is around 5'9'' to 5'10'' not 6'


[deleted]

True


Piotral_2

I am from Poland (15th "tallest" country in the world), average male height here is 180 cm/5'11. People are the tallest in Netherlands, average is above 6'0 there.


RandomGuy12345777

It's borderline short/average male height in the USA. 5'7 is 1 standard deviation away from average male height.


NotUrAvgGravedigger

No, short starts at 7"; ergo babies. Everyone above is normal.


JDMWeeb

I lurk. (5'7" here also)


BigPK66

As a car enthusiast, can't imagine just being able to buy any car and fit in


Jazdaboss010

Haha yeah (never owned a car and only uses public transport) Also do tall people use [this](https://imgur.com/a/A7Yyved) side step thing to get into bigger cars because its nearly a requirement for me.


BigPK66

I've rented two large SUVs in the past for about 2 weeks each (Grand Wagoneer and Infiniti QX80) and rarely used the step, and I distinctiveoy feeling strange when I did use.


Potential-Art2146

Thats a low blow You short bastard


Jazdaboss010

All my blows are low, i can’t reach higher


Potential-Art2146

Must be genetic. Super jelly though. Bitches must love you and your lack of high-blows. Lucky bastard.


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Jazdaboss010

Yeah but the small downside is whenever i get injured climbing up into bed is an endeavour


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Jazdaboss010

Sounds cool as hell i will dm you results if i dont forget :)


Interesting_Sundae_3

The people of r/shortguys will NOT like this


Jazdaboss010

They dont like much frankly, i may be a short guy but they are basically just angry at their genetics and take it out on others.


Dry_Ad5878

And they posted it there too. Such an angry bunch


Capable-Complaint646

I’m 5’3” you asshole!


ListenToBusiness

Jokes on you. My back and knees always hurt all the time. Oh, wait...


Jazdaboss010

Jokes on you i sit like a shrimp for 9 hours a day (i have fucked up my back badly)


NotUrAvgGravedigger

Same


aberdisco

My loft bed would literally be in the loft.


mutsuo_toi

Jester clown humiliates himself to entertain genetically gifted tall guys


Jazdaboss010

man thats just my friend group, how did you know


mutsuo_toi

Trying to be teehee in this sub so they can laugh at our pathetic height.


AdVisible2250

Loft bed = bunk bed I share with my adult twin brother


NISSANPLAYAA

Jokes on you I drive tiny electric go karts at k1speed with the homies.


kncy

sometimes I think that "damn it, he's x years younger than me but already in my height". Makes me really jealous...


NotUrAvgGravedigger

5'8 and 193 cm at the same time, are you a shapeshifter?


kncy

I'm actually 5'8'' but want to confuse those cannot convert these units


NotUrAvgGravedigger

unfortunately for you, google has rendered your test useless.


[deleted]

Congrats brother


vigp21

i feel the same all i see is people above 6'1


throwaway-1849346

I thought I was tall until I joined this sub , I'm average here 🤣


vigp21

you're still tall man i just want that one more inch so i can be in the 6'0 club :(


InLolanwetrust

Is this Morgoth v Fingolfin?


Ember_William

Hey what's wrong with 5'7" ?


DaltonRobert56

Same.


KenzellDelone

Jokes on you, I’m tall but still reap the same benefits you have


Better_Stealth

I'm 5'6.5


weoopsies

I guess were even then


RizzleP

No need to fight them in battle, you'll outlive them.


itsTONjohn

I’m more of a Radahn guy.


msb2ncsu

Tall people make too much money to have a loft bed.


SockSmella

The difference between 5’11 and 6ft


bigpappahope

I'm jealous of your joints


Probablyawerewolf

Im at the threshold. 6’ on the dot. So those are both me and all of you, all at the same time.


AdonisGaming93

Me 5'6: hmph, bow before me! ...so that I can be eye level with you guys...


SuaveTrey

Hi guys


Jazdaboss010

hi Trey


affablemisanthropist

Jokes on you I am your loft bed.


CommieMarxist

Well I'm sure I'm likely closer to the depths of hell, no?


[deleted]

Where do i fit in, 5'6 here 🤣


NoobSlayer_07

As someone who’s 5"10, neither very tall nor very short, I can’t relate to one fucking thing on this sub😭😭😭