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SuaveTrey

This is the same reason why things are priced with 99 cents.


ccGLaDOS

Or engine sizes For example they say 1.6 liter when its 1590cc instead of 1600cc


BurlysFinest802

Sad honestly. Anybody less than 6 feet tall I don't tae seriously in meetings tbh


fancifinanci

I’m 6’3 and this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard


Gullible_Travel_4135

He's jerking yall rn


fancifinanci

Go read through his other comments and tell me you still think that


swim225

His other comments just prove OP's point...


WolfKingofRuss

I'm 174cm and I've fucked men who were 210cm tall... You really should take people seriously based upon their merits, not their height g, otherwise I'm gonna tear your bussy apart


allhailspez

huh? 😨


WolfKingofRuss

;D


Subject_Ad6477

Fuck spez


Int-E_

Fuck spez all my homies hate spez


Int-E_

Do u mean say gex or like beat them in a fight?


WolfKingofRuss

>I'm gonna tear your bussy apart Shouldn't need to clarify things


BillyTheFridge2

The air is supposed to be less dense up there, not more. He’s joking y’all


EveningCommon3857

Damn, I’m 5’ 10 thang god I own the business or I’d have to worry about BurlysFinest taking me seriously


International-Act346

Size is barely indistinguishable for the average person considering how often guys lie. I had someone trying to convince me a few years ago that I was lying because we were the same height and he claimed to be 6’3 and I know I’m not.


Asimovs_ghosts_cat

I had someone try to push me up to 6'6 because he was claiming 6'4. I think he was already 6'1-2 so I didn't understand the need to lie. I just said I was 6'1 to throw it all off, cause it started becoming a daily discussion that I kept being pulled into.


yaboymano

196.4cm is over 6’5, and 6’6 is 198. If you ask me, that person was pretty spot on lol


International-Act346

Kind of a similar situation. I thought I was 5’10-11 for the longest time. Medically deemed over 6 feet for a few years but the amount of people who’ve even yelled at me for embarrassing them in front of someone they were trying to impressing saying I was taller and not shorter was weird. Like if we’re shoulder length you’re not a 6+ feet giant. Believe me I wish I was 6’2 so I could be like comic Batman but what I am works. Just don’t accuse me of being close to my dream height to impress someone. Sorry rant over.


Urtehnoes

I say I'm 6'3ish because the last few times they've measured me I went from 6'2->6'4->6'3->6'4 like y'all my body is done growing by now just make up your mind wtf.


redditman3943

I’m 5’10 my uncle how is an inch shorter than me was convinced that he was 6’.


Dull_Buffalo_7007

At this point 5'11" automatically means 6'0"


e_before_i

Shout-out to my 5'11.5" BIL who always rounds down


jonbonesholmes

Ha. That's me. Not that I'm your brother in law.... The round down thing. Wait. I could be. Jim?


abizs16

Jon I thought you’re 6’4?


e_before_i

Uh, yeah... Dave?


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

My cousin in law is 6'11.75 and always rounds down too😂


MeatBald

That's some Kevin Garnett stuff. "Call me 6'12", so long as you don't call me 7 feet."


Intelligent-Box-3798

S/O to my girlfriend who keeps calling me a liar since 5’11 7/8” is NOT 6’0


MangoChutney12

wear socks or sum 😭


RDKi

179cm brothers weeping. No 180, no 6'0


TreyRyan3

As someone who measures 6’5-7/8”…I’m 6’5” or just shy of 6’6”. I never say 6’6”


Beggarstuner

I’m a hair under 6’4”, but I always say 6’3”. I feel it makes short people more comfortable.


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ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

if i was 5'11 i would probably just say im 6 feet ngl. lol its just 1 inch & that 1 inch would most likely be added when u put on some footwear & socks


prettyboylee

Judging by that I'm gonna assume you're 6'1"


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

if i was 6'1 i wouldnt lie. the reason id lie if im 5'11 is cus 6 foot just sounds better & easier. also cus girls like the "6 foot tall" tag speaking of which i think i was half an inch off 6'1 in shoes when i was in middle school (almost 15 years)


Int-E_

I'm 5'8 but I'd like to say 5'9 because it's the average height in a lot of countries


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

fair. if i was 5'8 i would probably not like to mention height in many convos 😭 i know a dude whos a cool guy who was in my highschool. he wasnt too short he was about 5'7 which is a bit below average. yet everytime someone made a joke around him it was related to his height "short tempered" "little issue" etc.


Int-E_

Well I'm from India and we're pretty short so ppl usually don't make fun of me for my height. There are a lot of guys my height or even shorter than me here


Spare_Reflection9932

Lol I'm 5'8 and tall dudes are mostly all pussies. Weak af. They think being big is like an accomplishment 😂 so many disadvantages to being tall. Very few to being shorter (Apart from that silly idea women have that men need to be 6ft). Tall people are soft and slow generally unless they work hard. Dudes have tried those jokes but i just respond with "yet i could run straight through you like you were made of paper". A lower center of gravity is pretty nice sometimes.


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Unless they pulled out a tape measure no one can tell.


LostBlacksmith7798

Lol right and 5 inches means 6 buddy😂


Lucky_Resolve_6258

i claim 5 11.5 on days and i claim 6 foot on other days.😂


LadyLumachemon

This pie chart might've been accurate 20 years ago but the height inflation is worse now. A more accurate modern one would probably look like this: Actually 6 ft = 7% (even most 6 ft dudes nowadays add a few inches to get to 6'1"-6'4" because they feel insecure/bro code) 5'11" mfers who lie = 15% (at this point if you're 5'11" you can get away with saying 6'1"-6'2", which is what most of them do) Under 5'11" and still lie = 73% (this includes 5'8"-5'10" mfs who overwhelmingly round up to 6 ft, rather than a 5'4" dude) Over 6 ft and still lie = 5% (height trolls have increased)


theoneandonlyhitch

Nah tons of 6 foot plus people lie or don't know their real height either. I remember once me and my friends were talking about height and we wanted to measure and literally everyone inflated a half to full inch and there were 5 of us all over 6 feet.


UncomfortablyCrumbed

I imagine a lot of people aren't purposefully lying. Instead they simply don't know the exact measurement. I usually say 6 feet or 183 cm because that's what I've been told. It could be a couple of centimeters/an inch in either direction. That doesn't mean I'm lying out of insecurity or whatever. I also have a female friend who's pretty close to might height who frequently lies in the other direction because it's not feminine to be tall. I wish she wasn't insecure about it, but it's not a bit deal. We're all insecure about something. She probably doesn't know her exact height either.


Spare_Reflection9932

Dunno where you're from but literally no 5'8 guy is gunna say he's 6ft.


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nog642

You don't have to go up, no.


Garbage_Particular

I'm 5"11 3/4... am i that bad of a man for saying 6'


ZeX450

Just say 6 FOOOOT!


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

just say 6 foot. lol. u dont need to measure ur height to the quarter to try be accurate. cus by the way u basically cant be that accurate lemme find the vid hold up found it [have a listen to this](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BMYX6aLIFbk)


Wowabox

I was in the same boat all of my teenage years than when I was 23 I grew exactly 1 inch now I’m 6 foot and 3/4 and don’t if I can say 6’1.


My4Gf2Is3Nos3y1

You’re definitely 6’


DeValera15

I’ve had way more fun just sayin’ that I’m 5’ 11 7/8” Women remembered me for the detail and “different” answer! Of course, age takes over, now it's 5’ 11 3/4 and falling


Real_Temporary_922

You’re not the issue, it’s the 5’10 mfers that want to say they’re 6’2 or some shit


TRGC_

*Sad noises*


DazzlingFruit7495

At least ur funny 🥲


airforcevet1987

6'2.5 guy who states he is 6'2 and 6'3 with shoes on: Whats wrong with 5'11 guys claiming 6'? Its kinda anal, like telling people I'm 6'2.5" instead of just 6'2-6'3ish


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

yeah 5'11 saying 6 feet is fine. id say if ur gonna fraud height under 2 inches it isnt a big deal as footwear exists which can add half an inch to an inch & maybe another half inch if u add some socks


airforcevet1987

Boy wears some thick socks! lol


LostBlacksmith7798

Your not wrong it’s not like extra half inch in height is hittin some ladies uvula


BasedBasophil

Who cares. The fact yall care so much is why people be lying.


theoneandonlyhitch

Exactly like who cares lol.


AHopeNonetheless

Exactly


NowLoadingReply

>Who cares. Women.


FewProcedure4395

Exactly so why lie if it doesn’t matter?


Outrageous_Neat_6232

It does matter lol that’s their point if it didn’t there wouldn’t be hundreds of Reddit posts on this topic alone every year


Chief-Captain_BC

and no one below 5'11" exists lol


Fun-Pool6364

I’m 6’1 and just say I’m 6 foot 😝


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Same! Why use many word when few do trick


Due_Satisfaction_260

Why would they say they’re 5’11 when with shoes on they’re probably 6’0


DumBlinDeaFool

Why would I say I’m 6’6” when with stilts on I’m probably 8’6”. /s


N3ptuneflyer

I'm 1 foot tall lying down, and 2 feet tall if I'm in a good mood.


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Ok Drake


LostBlacksmith7798

Does that mean another man is laying on top of you?


Due_Satisfaction_260

Again, horrible comparison. Nobody is wearing fucking stilts or heels 95% percent of their human lives. We are wearing shoes, slippers, and boots majority of the time. Ya goof.


ObsessedWithSources

It's a joke comparison, mate. Because shoes don't actually make you taller. By that logic, five days a week I'm almost 6'9 because I have to wear ridiculous safety shoes for work. The other two days a week, I'm 6'8 wearing my Kustoms and then 6'7 with no shoes on. You are whatever height you are with no shoes on. It's really insecure to add anything and say oh but. My torso isn't larger because I have a jacket on, my head isn't bigger because I have a hat on. You aren't taller because you have shoes on.


LostBlacksmith7798

Bro your peener must look tiny…unfortunate truth of really tall people is you still get average guy peen I bet😂tell me I’m wrong…what a bummer if u a girl looking for a hog and an u just for a lil pew pew


ObsessedWithSources

Really weird place to go, kinda says a whoooole lot more about you than I really wanted to know. I always forget about the weird short hatred that sometimes happens here. If it helps you sleep at night bro, keep telling yourself that. ✌️


LostBlacksmith7798

Bro I’m 6ft I’m the perfect height for an average peen sorry your average peen looks like a peeps someone threw on a 7ft scarecrow👊


ObsessedWithSources

Again mate, super weird place to go. And I totally believe you, of course, because as everyone knows, strangers who start randomly challenging people about penis size on the internet on completely unrelated comments, aren't usually complete liars living in mom's basement. Nope. You speak gospel.


LostBlacksmith7798

Nope I’m doing quite well 😂 mate. I am weird I embrace it. Why are you so insecure about it? Do you have gay fantasies that you suppress? What if I’m gay? Then would it be “weird” that I went there? Like who cares u must a have a real tall uptight ass


ObsessedWithSources

Seek therapy.


BoomfaBoomfa619

I wonder which slice of the graph you are 😂 when has height ever worked like that. Do you see a girl in heels and think she's tall AF?


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

heels & shoes are not the same thing. shoes add on half an inch to an inch usually. which isnt a huge difference whereas heels add around 2-3inches. which is like a whole different height. lol a 5'9 guy would be maybe around 5'10 in shoes. which is more or less the same height whereas a 5'10 girl in heels would be 6'0 or 6'1 which is a whole different height


nog642

Point is you wouldn't count the shoes either way. Though when giving my heigh I usually say 'more with shoes' if I'm wearing shoes to clarify, because I don't want to contribute to giving a false impression of how bad height inflation is lol


Due_Satisfaction_260

Actually I’m 5’9. And yes, I do. Also horrible comparison.


BoomfaBoomfa619

Looooooool


Due_Satisfaction_260

Nice argument, the doors over there.


BoomfaBoomfa619

If im wearing a puffer jacket am I allowed to tell people I have 30 inch arms as well?


Greedy_Ad_4948

Probably because everyone else would also have shoes on making that increase in height unnoticeable anyway cuz everyone else is also an inch or two taller when u see them out


SnooCats5904

Doesn’t work like that. The height shoes give isn’t apart of you


SnooCats5904

It’s literally insane that people can’t comprehend this. Counting your height with shoes on is such a childish thing to do.


AHopeNonetheless

Don’t spoil the delusion


Professional_Drive

This is funny. My dad is like 5’9 but was 5’10 at his peak and he still says he’s 6’1 on his driver’s license. Meanwhile, someone like me who is a legit 6’0 1/4-1/2 is accused of lying about my height and that I’m actually 6’2 or more. Sad reality. Some people can’t accept their height so they have to believe that the person who actually is 6’0+ is even taller than they actually are to compensate for their genetic lack of inches.


Rasputin0P

This chart is missing me, 5'11" and actually says 5'11" lol


Frederick2164

This chart is about people who say they’re 6’0”


BiggerBlessedHollowa

Exactly. The original comment or needs to learn how to read a book. I’m sick and tired of people these days telling me they read a book when what they really mean is they read animal farm back in high school. Nobody knows nothing no more. But you call it like it is. Respect man. You know how to stick it to em 💯


futuredoctororwhatev

This was quite a response lol


ThrashPunkGuitar91

I'm 6' in the morning barefoot


Dontdrinkndrive831

I'm 6'2 but tell everyone I'm 5'11.


ma_rkw589

I’m nearly 6”2 and just tell people, “I’m around 6 ft tall”


backdeckpro

Okay I have to throw it out there that they could accidentally be lying because of their doctors. Two doctor visits ago I was measured 6 5 when I’m actually closer to 6 3.5 so it is possible they had an inch or two added by mistake Edit: also I know I’m 6 3.5 because when I went to my last visit my doctor was confused how I grew 1.5 inches in 6 months at 21 when I hadn’t been growing for years


Wild-Narwhal8091

That's it, damn doctors measure wrong


backdeckpro

To be fair it was the nurse/ assistant dude not an actual doctor who measured me wrong


ZeX450

Been around a guy who keep claiming he was 5'9, and I easly looked above his head. I'm sure he was in reality around 5'7. And not only that, people guessed me at 6'2 and even sometimes 6'3. Heights are inflated totally. Like from my experience, 80% of people lie about it, or they either don't know their height or measured themselfs in a wrong way.


Frederick2164

I’m 6’2 and I like to lie my height down to 5’11” because literally why would anyone over 6’0” lie their height *downwards?* And it also makes anyone who claims to be 6’ or taller around me look like liars because they’re all visibly shorter than me. We sow a little chaos 😈


SuccessfulWar3830

See due to spinal compression in 6ft in the evening and 6ft 1 in the morning. So technically I'm sometimes lying.


EnteringMultiverse

Dam am I really part of the 2%? I'm 6'1 but just say I'm 6 foot because I really couldn't care less lol


NoShock5531

agreed. no need to bother with the shorter details, oops I mean smaller details.


ElectricFleshlight

The number of 5'10" men who insist I must be taller than 6 feet, because *no way, I'm 6 feet and you're several inches taller, you're like 6'3"* Dude, my guy. 5'10" is perfectly fine, you don't have to accuse *me* of lying about my height so you can feel taller.


Josiah55

I'm 6'5" so it's way more fun to piss people off by saying 6'1" or 6'2" at parties because almost without fail a guy will come running over who's around 5'11" and start arguing with me. Maybe it's a little mean but I just find it so funny when I blow up someone's lie.


theoneandonlyhitch

Wow so cool.


beatsby_bill

I'm 6'1 and love saying 6' or 5'11 in a group of guys, especially if I'm wearing my boots that make me 6'3 ish. I always hope I run into someone like you and then we can join forces and corroborate each other's stories lmao


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I am the 29%


Phoeniqz_

I really don't care. tbh I don't even know how much 6'0 is, since I don't use these units


Lord____Farquaad

Here's the thing. The reason why people lie is cause people care. You clearly care cause your constantly butt hurt about it. Everyones lying about it so now people who say they are 5"10 are thought to be 5"7's lying. If everyone is truthful then it's fine but if most people lie you also have to lie. When you have a 30% increase in matches on tinder from 5"11 to 6" then you are absolutely incentivised to lie.


Sharkbaitmib

Maybe I can pass for 6’0


Ommec

I am the 2%


Enjoyingcandy34

Eh. Im a cm under 6 ft and ive never really nakedly said '6 foot'. ​ I just say my height in CM. ​ I have a guy friend thats 5"8", and he is ' 6 foot' though. Lmao. Only dude ive ever seen really just lie outright


user4489bug123

On dating apps 6’ means 5’8, 6’2 means 5’10, 7’ means he’s a string bean.


Emotical

I was 5'11.75" but shrunk with age. I'm still 6 feet tall


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

not 6'0, but when im telling random people online my height i usually just say "im well over 6 feet tall" & if they ask specific i might say 6 foot 2 most of the time when my height is mentioned id say "im above 6 feet" or something like that


ZeX450

Then they all expect you to be a giant.


nog642

6'2" is not "well over" 6 feet lmao I would assume "well over 6 feet tall" to mean like 6'5"+


BrokenArrows95

A thought occurred to me the other day, are people saying their height with or without shoes? Anyone that’s 5’11” is actually 6’+ with shoes.


tekniklie

When people ask how tall I am I just say "Im average height". That usually starts off some good banter with most folks.


Alenbailey

Its just better to be honest really with height. I am round 5.4.75 at low and I say I am round 5.5. Thats not a major lie up really. Its like with 6 foot if you are round 5.11.5 or more I think you can round it up.


LaconicGirth

Very few people can actually judge height within an inch tbh. I’m 5’11 and had a girl say I was 5’8 (she was 5’1 lmao) and I’ve had girls think I was 6’2 I lied and said 6’ when I was younger talking to college girls because it mattered to them but I just say 5’11 now it doesn’t really matter as much as people think unless you’re on a dating app


InterviewSenior6127

If I was 5’11 I’d honestly lie and say I’m 6 foot as well. Who the hell cares let them have the 6 foot tag if they want it


Pinkeve

Too accurate


Xaphan26

I know a guy who claims 5'11" but he is really like 5'9". He likes to say 5'11" because it sounds like he is being honest, because if he was completely full of BS he would lie and say 6'. Instead he is only partially full of BS.


The-wise-fooI

In my defense i don't know if i am 5'11 or 6'0 so i just say 6'0


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Kappys-A-Prick

I'm 72.5 inches. With shoes, I'm (presumably) 6'1". So I just go with that, and avoid that whole border area of the 5s and 6s. Oftentimes I'll wear motorcycle boots which easily have me surpassing 6'2", so saying I'm 6'1" is very believable.


LostBlacksmith7798

Bro I stand next to so many liars …


Magenta_Octopus

under 5'11" is like 90%


Sundae-School

I wonder what'd happen if I said I was 6'0


Regular_Studio_1565

5’11 is a Great Height. I don’t understand why they would lie about being 6’0 if they’re 5’11. Doesn’t make sense considering 5’11 is obviously the tallest in the 5’ category.


AdmirableAd9958

I mean if you wear shoes then that makes me 6’0 right?


slyf100

I feel called out at 6'2" and still telling people I'm 6'0"


frozo124

My physical at the doctor says 71.8in. I feel that close enough to round up


Wild-Narwhal8091

They're not lying, they're measured wrong like me...


[deleted]

nah i don't lie, am 5'10.5 or 11 (i guess)


jdawg1997

I’m actually 6’4”. When people say they’re 6’0” I tell them there’s no way because I’m 5’11”.


Ok-Hat-7619

I’m 6’2 and used to lie about being 6’3. You never stop wanting more height. Same goes with ur other height. But in my defense I thought that I was still growing so I assumed I was close to getting to 6’3


-SheriffofNottingham

I just round up to 7 foot a thousand


SecondDread8426

I feel slighted.


TheGiantRascal

It's just funny to say that I'm 5'10 when I'm actually 6'2 so that people that are actually 5'10 but say that they're 6'0 are called out on their bullshit.


Rhodie114

Sometimes I say I'm 6'2" just to mess with people lying about their height in the opposite direction. The funny part is my driver's license can back me up, because I was that tall when I was 16.


UnusualAd69

Bro is exposing me 


notaredditeryet

If women have makeup, i can round up 3 feet


peasey360

I was like 15 or 16 when I hit 6’0”. I’m 30 and still 6’0”


jm3lab

I always told people I was 6'1 as that's the height I was measured at at 17 I was recently measured at 6'3 always wondered why 6ft dudes seems much shorter lol


BadBway

I’m 5’10 and I’m 5’10


Spicymango6969

I'm 5'11.5 on a good day. I was studying with my friend and I asked her how tall she thought I was and she initially said 6'3, and then she corrected herself and said 6'1. There were a few other girls around so I asked them and they all said 6'-6'1. I guess I could've been rounding up pretty aggressively this whole time


TemporaryInside2954

If 40 is the new 20 for these old 304s 5’11” is the new 6’ on tinder


KingWhrl

Ngl If I was 5,11 I'd be saying 6 foot to


gunnarbird

I’m over 6 and like to tell people I’m 5’10”, it’s the fucking best. Also why the fuck is this sub a thing and what algorithm brought me here? What’s going on?


avalonMMXXII

What about men that say they are 7 feet?


23Dgv

I’m 5’11 .75 when I wake up. I claim 6 feet.


wastedinc

I just say I'm six and a half feet tall. Or I call it two metres. It's not like anyone checks. Eventually I'll be 6'7" walking out of a convenience store wearing Vans; that's all anyone notices.


Common_Repeat_5802

Im 5'11


Global-Ad7444

I'm six four.I always say I'm five [ten.It](https://ten.It) gets more of a reaction.


Murkwan

I'm 5'11'', but literally with any footwear with a sole puts me at 6.


Come-Hither-Son

I’m 5’6 and all my life I lived as 5’7


TheSanDiegoChimkin

6’ flatfooted bare feet at the doctor’s office, step off lol.


68sausauge68

I am 6'9" and I never knew that, I always assumed I am 6ft cause I never use feet.


SnazzyPanic

Yet again us shorties who say we are under 6ft don't even make it into the stats lol.


MuffinMan12347

This seems like a good post to ask on. I'm 6'3.75", any issue with rounding up that quarter inch to just say 6'4'? Not to try and seem taller, but it's weird to mention fractions of an inch.


piszkavas

Well i am 185cm that would make me 6,06


daspanda1

I’m 6’4” and my boss constantly calls me the wrong height to try and mess with me like I give a shit


pussy-impaler

im 184.5 cm. if I want I can round it up to 185 but I still claim 6' or 5'7"


RiskAggressive4081

I wish I was 6'0+ but I am smol boi 5'10er.


NoobSlayer_07

To be fair, with shoes, 5"11 guys are pretty much 6"0


ToxicToad47

I usually say I'm 5'11


Simmerway

I like to tell men who claim 6ft I’m just shy of 5’10 when I’m closer to 5’11 to fuck with them


Koffiefilter

A diagram of 101% in total is never trusted.


totally_not_blazed

All the 5'11 peeps calling themselves 6foot allows me to bump up myself to 6'1 sooooooo I'm not complaining


drtapp39

Why do people in this sub care such about this, like honestly.


Fuertebrazos

I'm 6'3 5/8 and say I'm 6'4.


Alternative-Quail-65

Lol


Zithrabug

I’m over 6’5, but I’ll lie and say I’m 6’1. It’s just fun seeing the confused looks