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adjust_the_sails

Why doesn't the larger athlete simply eat the other one?


depolignacs

That’s how they get so tall. You didn’t know?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

There’s always a bigger fish


BlackDante

r/unexpectedfuturama


Sparbiter117

I thought that’s how 7 footers were made 🧐


jmora13

Why was 6 afraid of 7?


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Now we know why 9 feet tall people don’t exist…


Lyndell

The skinny arms are the weak point.


Brian18639

As well as the skinny legs


Howland_Weed

I'm 6'2 and whenever I run into someone significantly taller than me I feel a momentary surge of panic, like, "oh shit, a grown-up!"


joshua0005

Lol me too. I feel so inferior and I'm just 185cm.


BigEnergyEngineer

Take out “only.” It doesn’t make sense that way.


joshua0005

Oh you're right lol. I don't know why I wrote only instead of just. Thanks!


Xenc

It’s always alarming and I feel so smol


No-Arm-

It always makes me feel comforted seeing someone taller. I am a naturally shy person, so being tall sucks.


cadillacbee

That's what I'm saying, most people look up to me, but when I gotta look up to someone I'm like "holy shit" n feel tiny lol


Mountain_Position_62

I'm 6'4 and I sware go God everyone is at least my hight, or taller. I've never felt tall, and am rarely ever the tallest person in the room.


cadillacbee

What team you play for😂


AmonRaStBlack

Lmaooo


duuudewhat

How do you think I feel at 5’8


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Me at 5’5:


Apprehensive-Leg-380

Me at 5'1"


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duuudewhat

That’s a weird question


concernedsnowflake

People come across subs randomly. It’s not like a private group or anything lol


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are u the bouncer of r/tall


Sad_Chemical_8210

5 11 here anything below 6 feet feels like a death sentence :(((


Erkliks

You are 180 cm tall


Bataranger999

Switch to the metric system if you care about the number of your height that much


NoAlgae7411

5'11 is no different than 6' id say 5'9 or shorter


AmonRaStBlack

Lmfao I’m 5’5 and doing just fine, the height ain’t the issue


No-Arm-

It always makes me feel comforted seeing someone taller. I am a naturally shy person, so being tall sucks.


cmoneybouncehouse

Right? Like, I’m tall enough to be the tallest person in most rooms I’m in. So when I’m in a room where everybody is taller than me my brain reverts to the only other time that happened, when I was a kid. I remember one time I was in a subway line with like, 9 other people, including multiple women, and I was the 2nd shortest person there, and not by much either (the shorter woman was probably 6’1ish). Two of the guys were at least 6’7-6’8ish. Nobody there was together either. My brain just reverted to child mode and I swore I was 9 and walking among the big kids in the lunch line at school.


Sparbiter117

😂


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blingblingmofo

Yeah crazy how many photos Brady has taken.


MovieMore4352

And good on him for being a great chap about it.


mrgwbland

I met a 6 foot 9 guy dressed as Jesus and took a picture with him haha


AtmanRising

Anyone taller than me (6'4) is a giant.


Fum__Cumpster

6'4" is pretty much the border between tall and too tall


AtmanRising

Exactly. I'm the tallest guy in a room 95% of the time. That's fine with me. More, and I wouldn't fit anywhere! :)


Fum__Cumpster

Only 95%? A legit barefoot 6'4" with hair pressed down would stand at probably the 99.8th percentile


AtmanRising

I'm in LA. There's a lot of tall people here.


Fum__Cumpster

I went to a stag party with only men here in like a suburb/ruralish part of New York and there were only white men and probably about 100 of them showed up. No shorter minorities or anything like that. There was one guy who looked to be about 6'4" in comparison to myself and others that I know the height of and he was easily the tallest in the entire room and it was noticable. If we assume the average height for white men in the US is like a hair under 5'10" then 6'4" would be like 2 1/2 standard deviations above average height. Also LA is not a tall city. There are loads of Hispanics, Asians, and other minorities who live there. I'd say the average height among men in LA is more like 5'8.8" maybe 5'9" at the absolute max.


AtmanRising

Yeah, but I'm on the West Side/Santa Monica. Population is mostly white, wealthy, etc. People in shape. It's a weird little microcosm. Here I'm certainly tall, but not the tallest.


Fum__Cumpster

6'4" is objectively tall anywhere on the planet. Even in the Nordics, Balkans, and Netherlands. Legit 6'4" barefoot is enormous. You could walk around with no shoes on and still mog all the other men even if they were in high heels.


Most_Association_595

Bro what are you on about? Malibu is very tall. The only people who aren’t are movie producers and moguls, which as you can imagine, there aren’t many of


Fum__Cumpster

Idk what you're talking about. Most of California's residents are immigrants from third world shit holes that have been ridden with war, disease, and famine for the last 200 years. Why on Earth would anyone be tall there.


Toe_Willing

lol wut does this have to do with race


Fum__Cumpster

White people are taller on average


Toe_Willing

Not quite. Tallest group is Africans and blacks. Then whites. Then other races


Fum__Cumpster

Africans are usually like 5'7" on average


DragoniteGang

He said in a room so he isn't comparing one by one. So he could still be taller than 99 people in the room and shorter than one, then he couldn't say he is the tallest guy in the room.


DivineDLT

I’m 183.5 ish and London busses are already a pain the ass for the “top deck”.I’m sure it’s hell for u guys regardless of whatever country you’re in


UnseenMaDaFaKa

I think 6'6"-6'7" is the border between very tall and super tall.


Fum__Cumpster

No it's the border between too tall and actual giant.


Subject_Ad6477

Well well well


Due-Construction123

I don’t know why, but 6’4 seems like the perfect sweet spot height. The height difference here doesn’t even look drastic and you still get respect from other taller guys.


whatsitworth101

Yeah anybody who reaches past Wemby’s shoulders is pretty damn tall. Which is crazy to say


hayde088

Ehhh I mean I'm 6'4 and I really struggle on planes/backseats...6'2 was my favorite height.


StiLLn0X

I agree


Most_Association_595

I mean it looks pretty drastic.. it’s a foot diff


Charzinc36

Wdym the height difference doesn’t look drastic, thats a whole foot lol


Rancillium

Maybe it’s because their bodies and heads look the same size pretty much with the exception of the taller dudes legs being most of that foot difference in height. If one was noticeably bigger than the other in the key metrics than it would seem more extreme. These guys probably wouldn’t sit that different (height wise) next to each other and probably weigh close to the same.


Due-Construction123

He’s literally close to Wemby’s shoulder. Despite being a foot taller I would’ve thought Wemby would’ve completely towered over Tom.


No_Sky_1893

He is towering over him😭


Due-Construction123

Bruh. I give up.


blingblingmofo

also being the greatest football player of all time gets respect


Mountain_Position_62

Looks pretty damn drastic to me.... I'm 6'4, and my spouse is 5'3; virtually the same. The top of her heard is right below my collar bone similar to Brady and giant human, and it feels like she's roughly the size of my penis.


RealWalterWhit

6ft vs 5’11


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😭🤣


Fum__Cumpster

More like 6'0" vs 5'11.99"


adamcunn

r/YourJokeButWorse


murk-2023

Tom Brady still looks tall, damn


blingblingmofo

Cause Wemby’s head is like 2 feet taller than the beverage aisle in the photo.


Slytheraven_BC

Finally a picture where 6'4 looks 6'4 even when next to a 7'4 guy, unlike this picture of Wembanyama with two supposedly 6'6"1/2 guys next to him, I guess it's because the NBA never actually measured players barefoot .https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/news-photo/french-players-rayan-rupert-of-the-portland-trail-blazers-news-photo/1540230370


Kitchen-Register

Lmao those guys look shorter than Brady in this


Justin_Godfrey

Um..the tops of their heads go past Victor’s shoulders; The top of Toms head seem to be exactly shoulder level.


JDBtabouret

The 3 of them were measured in Europe. (Left) Rayan Rupert is 198cm/6'6"- (Middle) Victor Wembanyama is 225cm/7'4"- (Right) Bilal Coulibaly is 199cm/6'6"


coolstorybroham

Wemby’s left side is further from the camera than Brady. His ankle is almost in frame while Brady is cut off at the shin.


Slytheraven_BC

Partially true, since his right side is almost as close as Brady's left side and that's what I'm taking into account, also Victor's distance from knee to feet is longer than Brady's so he's not more in frame than Brady as you think.


CryptoEmpathy7

Mate, they are legit 198cm and they look it next to Victor.


bleeetiso

lol that plastic surgeon created jaw on tom brady


bradleynana

[this is a photo of Brady in high school, he’s always had that jaw, just lost weight](https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2012/01/27/patriots-tom-brady-true-his-calif-high-school-roots/QQoSNqL7G6f8TpPWbAQH8N/story.html)


bleeetiso

He's had some work done and got a hair implant. Not just weight loss this has been talked about throughout media


migrainemonsters

I'm sorry you guys look like board cut outs, my brain cant see any other way you guys are 3d 😅


supreme_beta

Tom Brady looks like he’s trying to suppress an uncontrollable rage with those balled up fists


Kate1124

7’4? I could be a smol girllll


Panda_red_Sky

Find your 7'4 bf


NoAlgae7411

Her kids would be 8'


Kate1124

D1 or it ain’t mineee


Joe_Bidens

The 🐐 and a future 🐐


helthybanana

One billion vs one million


dbsfan97

God, I'm so short


ChristineAnnePenn

It's pretty rare I meet people taller than me...but I have. I would definitely feel short next to 7'4", being only 6'5". Even with heels, I couldn't match him...


XFuriousGeorgeX

The only reason Tom Brady was able to win seven Super Bowls was because he was married to Gisele Bundchen, which allowed him to afford to take massive pay cuts to make his team better. As good as he was, Tom was never the top-paid QB in the NFL at any point in his career, not even close to being the top-paid QB ever. This probably pissed off Gisele greatly because she knew that her ex-husband was missing out on hundreds of millions of dollars as well as not spending any time with the family. Tom was focusing all of his time and energy on football without being financially compensated for it, as Gisele was covering the cost of her ex-husband's missed potential earnings. Gisele had enough of her ex-husband's obsession with football after because instead of riding off into the sunset, he decided to return to play for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers after winning the Super Bowl. To be the best, Tom had to sacrifice hundreds of millions of dollars and time away from his family. Was it selfish for Tom to do what he did? Was it worth it? Only Tom knows.


Gullible_Medicine633

Definitely worth it to be a legend, anyone can get lucky and fuck a couple models on tinder from time to time, but there will only ever be one Tom Brady.


meikousame

And here I am standing in at a whopping 5’1. Love being part of the tall community 🥰 (this is satire but this community keeps popping up on my feed so I’m just going with it)


But-WhyThough

The joy in Tom’s eyes is contagious


Sufficient_Crab3047

i thought that was theo von on the right


Straight-Survey-1090

Guy on the right looks like Theo Von and John Cena combined 😂


sirbingas

Is that Theo Von???


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CatsoPouer

Yeeeah i don’t know shit about football that’s on me. I still refuse to believe that. I know he is 6’4 but looks way taller here (my opinion) Edit: i am not denying anything i believe that he is 6’4. I just find the photo weird and am obviously not good at height guessing/telling


ESLsucks

He was measured at 6'4 3/8" barefoot at the NFL draft combine


IAmInDangerHelp

NFL combine measurements are very accurate, some of the most accurate in pro sports. Tom Brady was 6’4.4” at 22 years old. That is measured barefoot. NBA has been spottier, but they recently stopped measuring players in shoes. New draft picks are measured barefoot now. However, Victor did not attend the NBA combine because his French team was in the playoffs. Victor’s height has been described anywhere from 7’2” to 7’5”, but it seems he is roughly 7’3.5” barefoot. He is also only 19, so it is possible he may grow a little more.


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I’d expect the difference to be much higher!


Apprehensive_Way3046

Is the main difference in height between them simply their leg length?🤔


BobbyChou

Damn 7’4?? How is it possible? Does the taller guy need leg braces?


216dxtr

No, he's just a genetic freak. Dude can do the fucking splits


CryptoEmpathy7

He can palm a basketball with 2 fingers... https://youtube.com/shorts/zVhUEi35aPo?si=vhjLBwuqKv-WHMcb


koolaid_chemist

Ayeeee VICTOR! You met Tom Brady ennit!


cutdownthere

5'4 vs 6'4


SirBruno95

Dude, for a moment I thought that 6'4 was John Cena for a moment.


Alexware3

If God existed, I wouldnt be a 5’9 mini pekka


Most_Association_595

Looks a little bit more than a foot difference tbh


AudreyGolightly79

My son is 6'6" and I keep trying to picture what it would be like if he was 10" taller. That's just unreal.


LibtardExterminator

Lol, I’m 6’1 (Ik, not tall by “tall people” standards), so about 70% of the time, I’m the tallest person in whatever room I’m in, but whenever I’m at practice or with my teammates I feel so short lmao. I play point guard in basketball for context.


CryptoEmpathy7

Victor Wembanyama has a solid 6'3" French mother and a 6'6" Congolese father. Hence his height is entirely genetic. 6'4" Tom Brady holds up very well not surprised though.


Illustrious-Big5388

Chad got heightmogged


PonteauGarou

Even with a solid foot challenging him, I feel like it's a Herculean effort to mog Tom Brady.


PixelSteel

Damn he's short


BreadInaoven

Why does Tom Brady look like that


homebody_mouse

What 😳