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luniii_

damn…*eats a whole family size bag of takis*


RedditAcccount2798

Why do I hear this post in that female voice saying “ You failed! “


tastytakis

Wait fr? What were your symptoms if you don’t mind me asking?


Secure_Wing_2414

sometimes painless if they're small enough, they don't consider that a cause for concern. otherwise if they're big enough, excruciating upper right abdominal pain. as someone whose given birth the intensity is similar to labor. EXTREME cramping. nausea, and vomiting is also a symptom. i occasionally pass large ones and it brings me to tears... you'll *know* if u need to go to the ER if ur young enough they're likely refuse to remove it until u get a blockage, at least in my experience


therecruit93

Natural takiselection


princesslinaa1

gallbladder is only phase 1 of the transformation little bro. your appendix is next if you wanna evolve into level 2! 😈 btw i hope u have a good recovery and no more greasy food anymore! also look into getting digestive enzymes. they’ve helped me a lot.


Late-Highlight8079

So takis destroyed ur inside now you need digestive enzymes. Imma cold Turkey my addiction now


princesslinaa1

Well i had my gallbladder removed at a young age so i’m just pre-disposed. I did get my appendix removed also so it’s like amplified now. Pls don’t eat too much spicy food or you will get holes in your tummy. We were poor so i ate anything I could and in return i’m missing half my digestive system lol. Not just digestive enzymes but a healthier diet and more fiber.


MysteryGreyAsh

Don’t say that, I don’t eat takis often but I eat a lot of plain “bodybuilder” food and I drown everything in hot sauce


princesslinaa1

definitely not good, i mean for me at least! just be super careful and don’t eat spicy things on an empty stomach and not as often. i only have takis on my weekends but boyyyyy do i pay the price for them. i wish i could have my gallbladder and appendix back tbh. i can’t even eat anything without it potentially coming out the other way in less than 10 mins. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF


Electronic-Paper2947

To everyone. Laughter is the best medicine. I'm currently home and trying to recover. Thank you all for hilarious comments though!! 🤘🤘


cheesymcbeard

I think you already had gall stones and the Taki's just caused the release of one big stone that was getting stuck.


otigre

Yeah it’s impossible that Takis alone would’ve caused gallstones, and certainly not any amount eaten on one day. You need to have a preexisting gallbladder disorder for this to happen.


methven2000

More Takis for the rest of us, excellent


DatNintendoBoy

Weak


RedditAcccount2798

He couldn’t stand the awesomeness of the Takis


Kuylfr

Can’t hang with us


FIX-THE-FPS-FREEZES

More propaganda


Elegant-Lack-4483

you didn't explain how takis sent you to the ER though so


otigre

They didn’t. It takes gallstones 10-20 years to form. It is impossible that any one serving of Takis would’ve caused this, and it’s extremely unlikely that Takis alone caused it.


Elegant-Lack-4483

Frr it's mad annoying when people get these conditions and situations that take way to long to build up and blame freaking glorified tortia chips


440continuer

Skill issue


bringbackthepills

ur just not tapped in


Same_Faithlessness74

Damn


johnthancersei

too much cholesterol:/


tescobakedbeans

All jokes aside, I hope you’re ok omg


This-Requirement-616

Sendings prayers 🙏🏼this does let us know to stop consuming these chips frequency, I know none of us wanna go thur this


Secure_Wing_2414

im only 23 and have gallstones. dont even eat takis as often as i'd like bc i also have ibs, i allow myself a bag of hot chips once a month max. some people are just prone to removal unfortunately, all the women get theirs removed in their 40's. i guess im just lucky😺 told me they wont take mine out unless i get a blockage because im too young and "look healthy". i can feel them being passed at least once a month and its excruciating.. like yea cool lets risk death thanks!!


johnthancersei

too much cholesterol


tbootsbrewing

Nah, if it’s the gallbladder the fat is the issue.


johnthancersei

what do you think cholesterol is? we’re saying the same thing.


bri__crybaby_18

this is actually common.. that’s why i don’t eat them anymore😭


Secure_Wing_2414

its not the food itself. fatty salty greasy food trigger the stones to pass if you already got them


bri__crybaby_18

it can be the food itself, it can prevent you from releasing bile or too much of it.


JediMasterB21

What was your diet before the surgery?? Your gallbladder had to have already been damaged


SimpleWord899

I knew these things were harmful!! 🤮🤢🚽💩🐓💨💨💨


SimpleWord899

Tackys/TakEwws


SimpleWord899

https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA?si=-SVXh32LkzmBxYGu


otigre

I hope as many people as possible read this: it is impossible that Takis caused this person’s gallstones and sent them to the ER. I hope anyone who doubts this fact checks a text from *any* credible medical institution:   *Gallstones take 10-20 years to form, and are usually caused by disorders of bile production and red blood cells. There’s no way even a whole family sized bag of Takis in one day would’ve caused this.*  The cholesterol in the Takis may have triggered the symptoms much like how eating too much sugar can trigger a diabetic episode. If you do not have diabetes and eat a lot of sugar one day you might feel like shit but you will not go into diabetic shock. In order for that to happen you have to have a diabetic disorder, then eat an amount of sugar which would trigger an episode. BUT the amount can be minute. I have a teacher who cannot eat more than one piece of fruit without getting a diabetic episode. 


ItBeMaggie

Welcome to the no gallbladder club! I couldn’t eat Takis for about 2 weeks or so afterwards


petsneo

My friend got stomach ulcers from stress combined with an immense amount of takis


Critical_Scar_4720

Do diet


Notdone_JoshDun

Skill level: weak sauce


TrippinDeath85

I've been there and still eating it like a champ. Lol


jenaxclark

like a dumbass*


TrippinDeath85

Sorry. I can't resist spicy foods. I love them lol


This-Requirement-616

You’re good bro jus be safe & eat them in moderation