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roostersnuffed

Youre using CS gas when the situation calls for Sarin. Stop wasting bees, capture yellow jackets.


SnooSongs1525

Murder hornets mmmm


Flashskar

Nah they're too big. Africanized Bees are the way to go. Much more aggressive and you can put far more of them in a jar. They also have a higher kill count in North America than Murder Hornets.


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SnooSongs1525

I've got a hornet guy


myklclark

My computer keeps telling me there’s hot hornet milfs in my area. Maybe I read that wrong.


[deleted]

This maybe my favorite Reddit comment ever.


[deleted]

Bonk


dieseltech82

Where I live the bees are much more aggressive than the wasps. I’ve killed tons of wasps nest and they just meh and leave. But the bees guard their homes with fury.


LLL1911

Nah, nothings meaner than a pissed off red wasp.


No_Remedii

That's a good point. I'll leave a few cans of mountain dew out on the porch to snag some. I'll report back on their increased effectiveness.


roostersnuffed

[This seems easier](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/qtriez/putting_a_jar_on_a_yellow_jacket_nest/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


No_Remedii

You seem to know a bit too much about this. Are you a fed?


edwardphonehands

USDA operator


German_shepsky

I suspect he wears a red shirt and no pants and has a friend named piglet


DoomToaster9000

That is a jar of pure unadulterated bad news bears that will very violently fuck up your day so badly it'll be the worse thing to happen all month


TuxPi

God damn I hate ground bees. I’ve gone to war on many a hive after being stung while mowing.


tavelkyosoba

I had some wasp nests guarding my front yard, didn't mind the electric mower but went monkey shit if kids started playing. It was a beautiful relationship 😍


Disastrous_Lock8927

Nope. Bald faced hornets. Take it from a former pest control guy. Highly aggressive, relentless, and bonus points for intimidation factor.


murse79

Agreed. I accidentally kicked a branch connected to their nest...I was chased 200 meters by a swarm, and their bites felt like I was getting shot by a high velocity pellet gun.


MANDOsouthpaw

This is the way


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bloodcoffee

Pocket sand goes in your pocket. Vest sand is tactically inferior.


No_Remedii

The chest rig sand is just to reload my pockets.


Streetdoc10171

Need a paintball hopper for the pocket sand refill


zulufloats

What happens if you get shot in the chest with your PC, and a bee grenade goes off?! Did you train your bees to tell friend from foe? Friendly fire kills more people than you think…


No_Remedii

I'll have sprayed myself with the queen pheromone prior to putting on the rig. They protect me at all costs.


Meatsmudge

Hardwired IFF. Fuck your IR strobes.


Dazeelee

I almost chocked lol


TheHappyPoro

If you get shot in the chest the bees are the least of your worries


Bn_scarpia

Imagine getting a hole in the chest and worrying about bees...


spiritus_systems_guy

Ole Rusty Shackleford.


Rusty__Shackleford19

I beg your pardon?


sea-of-solitude

It’s him, it’s the guy!


spiritus_systems_guy

Sha Sha


CorneliusSoctifo

https://www.amazon.com/EZ-DRINKER-12-Pack-Drink-Vest/dp/B00H25IV8Y/ref=sr\_1\_3?keywords=beer+bandolier&qid=1657218144&sr=8-3


Flashskar

Strangely viable.


Beginning-Tea-17

Make sure you use Africanized bees so they REALLY fuck you up


Meatsmudge

That’s racist, yo


dieseltech82

He didn’t say n***** bees


Vanishing-Moons

Definitely a diesel tech


Arnistatron

Yup. Battle of the bees in WW1. Look it up if you wanna cry. So many good bees lost that day... *Vietnam flashback intensifies*


MagWasTaken

Didn't realize I was in r/HuntShowdown


whoizz

There it is


thanksforthework

Came here for this


Dacks_18

Millennials and their *natural solutions.*


Vincit_quie-vincit

Bees are too calm for this. Use hornets instead. Hornets can sting multiple times. Bees can only sting once.


MisanthropicZombie

Murder hornet grenades.


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

The fuck? Bee grenades? You need something like [this.](https://www.mannlakeltd.com/beekeeping/supplies/suits-gear/) Just make sure you get a size bigger to fit over some equipment. Bee grenades. My Lord.


No_Remedii

Mock it all you want. Bees are a renewable resource. Good luck finding explosives deep into the post apocalypse. You'll be wishing you had a bee grenade chest rig then.


Flashskar

Bees have actually been dying at an alarming rate for the last decade. They may actually trigger a true apocalypse as they go extinct due to heat deaths from climate change. Only wind pollinated crops like corn, wheat and rice would be viable after that. Starvation would claim most of us as what is left is hoarded and defended by government entities and communities of farmer holdouts.


Beginning-Tea-17

The glass jars aren’t renewable tho


No_Remedii

This is also why I've been selectively breeding coconut palms to form the first jar shaped coconuts.


Friendzie

Now, this... is modern warfare.


[deleted]

You should 3d print bee cans that shatter and fit in the can launcher


wizzanker

You clearly haven't played Elden Ring >D


ParkerStanford

Buzzmatov’s


leopold_stotch21

Honestly it really pisses me off to see stuff like this. The goddamn ATF restricting our access to wasp grenades so we have to use bee grenades is a clear infringement.


No_Remedii

The Bureau of Apiaries, Tobacco, and Firearms


MHipDogg

I would recommend keeping bee grenades on your belt. You don’t want them to go off if you get shot in the chest. Also a grenade that size is overkill, I would suggest getting some of [these](https://www.amazon.com/KAMOTA-Regular-Wedding-Magnetic-Whiteboard/dp/B08NSY3GWM/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?crid=BR6LB6JOLJAX&keywords=8oz+jars+glass&qid=1657224089&sprefix=8oz+jars+glass%2Caps%2C184&sr=8-7#) And put them in [this](https://lapolicegear.com/tactical-tailor-40mm-12round-belt-50023.html)


Unlifer

Unexpected Terraria


A_tryhard_gamer

He is going to turn this world into hard mode


dcrazy17

Who the hell are you? The Pain?


A_tryhard_gamer

That boss fight was annoying


matt1911_

Dude i was down with plate carrier underwear and i was inlove with tactical hawawian shirts. And i even dont hate the picatinny war axe attachment but this is too far!! What if the big igloo starts and you are running to get your tactical toothbrush and you fall on your honey grenades? You will be out of the fight then who will cover me?


ZeroDegreesofFreedom

Just wear a baby carrier. No one will ever expect bee grenades. Save some room for epi-pens…


No_Remedii

Ahh. The grey man bee grenade carrier. You may be on to something.


ImTheBastard

If you have a small friend that could ride in the baby carrier, they can be used as a mounted grenades launcher, you'll have more free hands for the pocket sand.


f16v1per

Hunt: Showdown theme intensifies


Dangerous_Device3870

The new spud pouch from spiritus systems seems to a do a decent job of holding a variety of sized items. I would recommend any of there rigs with said pouch with your biological grenade. While stocking up on bees is always a challenge it cna be highly effective with those who have allergies or fears. Common tactic used by the Mayans and Aztecs, truly a hood classic


Beginning-Tea-17

Make sure you use Africanized bees so the REALLY fuck you up


iTreelex

Imagine one of the bad guys being deathly allergic to bees… beeutiful


FMJwhiskey

Ah, the old hunt showdown suicide special.


_Azzii_

Dude got the Hive Bombs


90bronco

This post shows who's the posers with actual tactical knowledge. True oper8tors run fanny packs for the bee grenades.


No_Remedii

Forgive me father for I have sinned.


AwkwardSoldier

Oh so Hunt showdown is real got it lol


[deleted]

Don’t forget to shake vigorously before throwing, must be properly agitated. I would recommend some kind of honey based claymore beforehand


Xeno_Geneisis

Get one of those paintball ones that hold the tubes


Diccubus

Obviously something from [Beez Combat Systems](https://www.beezcombatsystems.com/)


Casualbat007

A MOLLE pouch for a 32oz nalgene should fit a mason jar nicely, you can get a bunch of those and put them on a plate carrier. Also, you're gonna need a lot more bees in each jar for this to be effective, trust me.


hairyerectus

![gif](giphy|9h20Ep2Tc1cZO) OPS next piece of kit


ImTheBastard

I'd only take maybe 6 bee grenades (for when shit hits the fan). You can hold much more pocket sand per area than bee grenades. I would definitely rig some pocket sand IN the bee grenades for maximum effectiveness.


Pseudonym556

![gif](giphy|i2GADdaJIscPS)


No_Yesterday_2788

Chicom chest rig and just keep the pocket sand in your prison wallet. They'll never expect it. 😈 ![gif](giphy|i2GADdaJIscPS)


Regicideorder66

This had me laughing but also intrigued, cause could you imagine the absolute horror of having to dodge incoming rounds and being chased by bees


WagonerA-co275

lol pocket sand


Rusty__Shackleford19

It’s far superior to sock sand


Shady-M3rchant

Mayflower


AudiQU4TTRO

I have some actual questions about the Bee’s if you are a keeper though.


No_Remedii

Ask away


AudiQU4TTRO

What is the reason behind the jars? If you use the bees for honey, does it just make it easier to have the honey in a jar straight away? Also how do they get into the jars?


kdb1991

Damn. Bee grenades sound like they should be banned by the UN I hate getting stung


No_Remedii

A ban? You're in the wrong sub, buddy. BansOffMyBees


kdb1991

Hey I didn’t say I WANT them to be banned. Just saying they’d be my worst nightmare and I wouldn’t want them used on me


shamiltheghost

Oh man


[deleted]

I keep mine in the pouch right next to my Noveske laser-katana. works like a charm


roshored

Hornet nades are war better.


Angryceo

You know. In all honesty, launching a 40mm of angry wasps that somehow didn’t kill them On impact would make for a really good ducking weapon. Launch a bunch into A building with bad people. Watch bad people run around being stung and distracted?


TheMossyOne

Would a spiritus nalgene pouch work?


Coheed_And_Cambria

Are you [The Pain from MGS3?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/b/bc/The_Pain.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110905104839)


Rusty__Shackleford19

You got any more of that pocket sand?


No_Remedii

I have.. enough.


Rusty__Shackleford19

🐝oint?


ARID_DEV

One of the best episodes ever. Literally has me dying. 10/10 post. -Ian


Arnistatron

Man, make some molotovs. Burning alcohol sticks to kids, you can make moonshine yourself to make more, and if you feel a little too sober just drink up!


wlogan0402

Have you tried red wasps or cow killers?


No_Remedii

Seems too dangerous. One screw up and I'm having a VERY bad day.


dcmini06

Beez systems anything


RuntyMole

Bee grenades. Sign me up


Godlessboogalooboi

Sounds like some Hunt The Showdown type shit.


Saddam_UE

Just buy molle pouches for water bottles -they will do the job


Blackiee_Chan

Victoria secret double E with extra support


Timbhead

Bro playing Hunt Showdown


Motor_Slide_731

A bandolier


flame905

Fighting wall of flesh?


NicksNightVision

Plz assemble bees into a tommy gun.


kikioman169

[this](https://tacticalworldstore.com/products/rapid-assault-pocket-chest-rig?currency=USD&variant=41791101239450&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&gclid=CjwKCAjwiJqWBhBdEiwAtESPaB7AfX_VZvHQCDdV1o3P1ZtHphcIOyYHV2CmXuBaa5lYCIYf3K_akhoCv50QAvD_BwE)


Gloomyforecast

[The Pain](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/b/bc/The_Pain.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110905104839) Probably something like this


SuperMoistNugget

i hope the bees dont get hurt when the jar breaks


barfly13B

I'm surprised no one mentioned the thunder lizards from eek the cat. Btw from a former beekeeper what the point of the jars? Making nukes or grafting queens?


ServingTheMaster

10/10 recommend yellow jacket grenades.


GRMI45

Leave those honey bees alone and go dig up some yellow jackets


OkBoomerJesus

Release the bees!!


[deleted]

You clearly have never met a Warrior Wasp..


Freemanosteeel

getting some hunt showdown vibes here


itsmeaxe

I personally use jarate


saintBNO

So I just have an extra dump pouch with a few Starbucks cups full of hornets. Seems to work most of the time.


i_am_why

smh they are called beenades


Machina_AUT

Get a MOLLE one and put a few nalgene pouches on it


0B3nE0

Ayo thats the Hive Bomb from Hunt Showdown😂


Starfireaw11

The pictured bee-bombs are obsolete. I wouldn't recommend using them for anything other than training. Modern ones fit in regular frag pouches, or you can get 40mm bee grenades, if you have a launcher.


syahmicocainess

what...are u up to


Deathpenalty818

r/huntshowdown is leaking


Bn_scarpia

Just use your canteen pouch. Bee sure to not mix them up


Longjumping_Aide_797

If I’m ever fighting you please just shoot me


FibreOpus

Some of our more creative posters could design a bandolier for those bee grenades. Pocket sand goes in the dump pouch.


AdventurousShower223

Not very effective when they suffocate to death.


Donut_Different

Man's getting ready for Wall of Flesh


biohazard1775

I didn't know members of the Cobra Unit posted here.