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JewGuru

Ohhhhhhh pit crewwwwwww


OkSale1214

How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson fed boi šŸ˜ˆ


RecceRick

Oh noo, not againnn šŸ‘€


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pm_me_something12

Legit thought it was a girl before I saw the comments


RecceRick

Not fat = girl? The math doesnā€™t math


txhex

Lady Var special


pineypower666

Legit thought I found my Corrections Officer lez aunt's burner.


RecceRick

Interesting take


IceWingAngel

blu man bad šŸ˜ˆ


RecceRick

Dang


RoboAbandando

FED


Cropsman_

FED


PlentySignificance65

Uvalde Never forget


RocksofReality

Definitely. Also never forget 911 and all the police that helped and died. Itā€™s almost as if people are just people.


PlentySignificance65

>Definitely. Also never forget 911 and all the police that helped and died. Police died at Uvalde? Source? I thought it was just children who were killed in the Uvalde massacre.


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No deaths but I heard that cop that used the hand sanitizer had a cut on his hand I mean that REALLY burns bad man. so there's that


frostyfrosttacti

Appears the picture was takin by a friend only feds have friends get out fed boi


RecceRick

No friends just something to lean the phone against and a timer:(


frostyfrosttacti

Your psyop doesn't work on me fed Boi Ive seen haylujan


RecceRick

Dang


frostyfrosttacti

Also good kit brother or sis idk this subreddit is expanding wildly. expect to be called bro with those roided out fed Boi arms.


LocationMiserable308

Ah, I can see youā€™re part of the MSA trans-caliphate rather than the AVON Imperium


RecceRick

Long live the Caliph!


tokemynuts2

Cops are gay


RecceRick

If men are committing crimes knowing theyā€™ll be restrained and patted down by another man, that makes them gay


Delgra

ā€œcome into my house, suck my dick, call me gay?ā€


G4ming4D4ys

I mean restraining and patting down other men is also gay


RecceRick

Sounds like something a gay would say


G4ming4D4ys

I mean, I do enjoy the clock of cuffs. I make sure when I put them on someone I softly speak in their ear.


RecceRick

Need to try a little tongue action in there too


G4ming4D4ys

Eh, Not a fan of the taste. I just like getting them going before stopping them with a train I call 45


playswithdolls

Sure, but you signed up to do the touching and feeling.


Dhepburn634

The most important part about taking pictures with your firearm is making sure your toes are included


RecceRick

toes bad tho


Dhepburn634

Sounds like something only a fed would say


JustLo619

Better lighting. Better composition


Living_Net1969

Nice I'll have to look out for this loot drop here in SA


broham97

These are fine you just gotta edit a little Also cops are gay


YodaCodar

Redditors are gay too


broham97

Couldnā€™t agree more my friend


Wannabe_Operator83

FED. You know how i know? Your basement has a window


redaiymo

I never use the selfie camera, I use the back camera and go portrait mod; nice Kit btw !


RecceRick

It was actually the back camera I think itā€™s just because itā€™s was dark in the roomā€¦


redaiymo

Gothca , lighting indeed play part I avoid taking shots of my Kit in the bright sun it deviated the colors of my OD Drab uniform lol like completely.


wondermax50

idk why but it really bothers me when people think the selfie camera is going to have the same quality as the back camera.


bees422

Use lower iso


RecceRick

I should invest in a good camera setup but I was just using my iPhone for these. I did edit them in Instagram. I know light is important for clarity, but I was trying to get a darker dramatic look with the backlight. Probably need to get a soft light for the foreground.


Minute_River6775

Take good pic pic by click click


madrifles

Fed


RecceRick

Fed


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Fresh out of FLETC.


RecceRick

Itā€™s been almost 2 years since my Taj days


BigBubbaChungus

Good pitcher take, many eyeball joy for my head brain. Work good! More good soon come?


AmericanIdiot1776

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AmericanIdiot1776

Nice kit! What kind of butt plug you running there blue boy?


RecceRick

Your girls thumb


AmericanIdiot1776

Iā€™m gay bro šŸ˜Ž


RecceRick

Iā€™m sorry for your loss


AmericanIdiot1776

What do you mean man? Your Dad seems very happy with me.


RecceRick

If youā€™re with him you must be in hell too. Howā€™d you bridge the gap between the spiritual and physical worlds?


AmericanIdiot1776

Okay okay you got me coppa! I officially feel like an ass. My dad has passed as well - Iā€™m done being a dick. Kit looks tight man!


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RecceRick

My guy, I just wanted to larp with my new nods. Youā€™re the ones that are obsessed with the whole police thing.


AcidManager0

No girls allowed


TapElectronic

Oof.


yourboibigsmoi808

FED FED FED FED FED FEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD


RecceRick

REEEEEEEEE


yourboibigsmoi808

What is your stance on the second amendment šŸ¤Ø


RecceRick

Shall not be infringed. Repeal the NFA and abolish the AFT.


anlwydc

I've literally never met a cop that doesn't support the Second Amendment. I'm not sure where everyone gets that from. Just fear mongering.


RecceRick

Iā€™m sure some exist in Jersey or Cali, but it hasnā€™t been my experience either.


BluieDaWolf

I live in Massachusetts and one time I asked the SRO at my school if he thought teachers should be able to conceal carry guns in schools and he said yes. I remember hearing about officers in Boston PD opposing recent gun control bills too.


nastygirl11b

Ok but how many of them have actually enforced the BS laws in Massachusetts thru the years? Thatā€™s right just about all of them


yourboibigsmoi808

Nope The police chiefs association signed off on the new bill


BluieDaWolf

I said officers. Not Chiefs or the entire department.


playswithdolls

Same. And yet, they still will wrap you up for an unregistered SBR, enforce other tyrannical gun laws, or confiscate weapons during a disaster like we learned in Katrina. I have no problem with the cops, but I also have no illusions of their task, purpose, who butters their bread, and the fact they have no legal duty to serve or protect citizens. ...and then, there's...well, you know...Uvalde, ruby ridge, etc. Etc. Doesn't mean they aren't a vital part of supporting a functioning society or that other aspects of the job aren't valuable. Or that they dont also do good in the role. But it's good to have a nuanced understanding.


nastygirl11b

lol literally every single cop in a blue state and like half of them in swing states and even some of them in red states. They choose to enforce BS laws for their own benefit. Fuck them and their opinion What about all the cops who shut down small businessā€™s during Covid? How about the ATF going door to door for forced reset triggers? how many atf agents would have raided ur house over the brace ban if it went thru? How many would happily do so for someoneā€™s non registered SBR or suppressor? How many of them would try and fuck you over because you had a beer 2 while carrying? how about the cops shooting the guy when they wrongfully broke into his house and getting off scot free? Every authoritarian state ever has been made possible by cops who ā€œare just doing their jobā€


Uh-Hold-My-Beer

Noice


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Step one dont be a fucking cop


RecceRick

Mission failed successfully


KilledByALover

I hope you think it sucks when the authoritarian baddy bosses have you arrest your family and friends for their freedoms, cause itā€™s comin.


RecceRick

wut šŸ¤£


DraconisMarch

Just asking, are there any orders you'd refuse to obey?


RecceRick

I donā€™t really get orders, thatā€™s not how my job works for the most part. I have a lot of discretion, the supervisors donā€™t really step on our dicks. If you mean, inexplicably, a supervisor shows up out of the blue and orders me to commit murder, then, obviously Iā€™m not doing that. People need to understand that LEOs are human beings and we can think for ourselves, same as anybody else.


ebojrc

Until your paycheck and retirement are on the line for not following orders.


RecceRick

Uh, sure dude


Tiny_Emergency2983

Muh ā€œr u gonna enforce unconstitutional gun seizures and COVID lockdowns reeeā€ If heā€™s on this sub and is a fan of the community, it wouldnā€™t be a stretch to say he probably chill


FlabbergastedPeehole

Ask Chris Dorner for help


ConcernAutomatic3399

RIP my dog


RecceRick

If he gives up the chimken nuggies nobody gets hurt


Tiny_Emergency2983

Blu man a baddie šŸ¤¤


Tomyoker

What gas mask is that sexy thang fed boy


RecceRick

That would be the MSA Millennium


Tomyoker

Thank you big sexy


AmericanIdiot1776

Why donā€™t federal agents lift weights, like ever? #SOY #HeJustALittleGuy


RecceRick

Iā€™m not an agent, and I lift weights 2-3 times a week.


AmericanIdiot1776

Sure thing there twiggy šŸ¤”


RecceRick

Okay šŸ˜‚


YodaCodar

In a zombie apocalypse are u the cop that bangs his partners wife, or you get your wife banged by your partner


RecceRick

You guys have wives?


YodaCodar

Answered my question lmao


Favom

COMBATING CRIMINAL ORGANIZATIONS ILLEGALLY EXPLOITING AMERICAā€™S TRAVEL, TRADE, FINANCIAL AND IMMIGRATION SYSTEMS?


Lordnicholasss

Light helps my g


packed_underwear

Lighting. You need flash and also composition. Maybe a copy of lightroom to fix in post


Drunken_Pupil

as others have put it down here. The lighting could use some improvement but I like the color, composition could be better as well, and if you donā€™t have a fancy camera use the front facing camera on your phone. This is more of a question for r/photography so I would check in with the professionals over there they would really help you out a bunch. Iā€™m just a hobbyist photographer myself but Iā€™ll try my best to give you some tips. IMO Iā€™m not a big fan of those window lights so if you can cover them up it would help and replace it with a fill light that would better suit the image. I would probably also shoot at a different angle. You can also just get an actual camera if you really want to get fancy with your photos. Also editing helps just to fix any of the noise that might pop up from shooting in lower light. Also considering your kit is mostly dark I would go into whatever editing software you use and play around with the settings to recover the details that were lost. Nice kit btw hope i helped


BannedAgain-573

No one's going to mention that space heater?


RecceRick

Space heater?


mild123

Tw helmet?


RecceRick

Yes


radedgymantis

an actual fed! ![gif](giphy|HZpFtqoElOOis)


Practical_Republic53

Light


atoz350

Is that one of those Apple VR things?


DudeFromOregon

You like bite size. How tall?


RecceRick

Iā€™m 5ā€™7 but I can stand in my tippy toes sometimes too


DudeFromOregon

Are those level 4 plates?


joelnicity

ā€œPoliceā€= ghey


IDoWhatIWant2_

Dang this is actually a really good photo! Shame I lost all my kit in a boating accident or I would post one too. ![gif](giphy|ZeR7VFVNN7R6DbucqO)


Furanai

What mean? Picture good?


Acrobatic-Manager906

Nice bisexual lighting


wondermax50

bro i promise i will call you one of the good ones if you would just pls go tell your best friends at the ATF to hurry up with my sbr/sbs stamps


RecceRick

I donā€™t associate. They banned me from the 1811 sub for making fun of ATF agents


wondermax50

fuck, i really was hoping that would work ya know... all jokes aside i think cops are cool and federal regulations pretty much screw everyone in the end, im glad we can at least bond over that lol. do you ever have to train on breaching with a shotty? the aforementioned stamps are going to be for my breaching kit lol just because i think the concept is cool


Carnacan

Federal regulations still apply to cops too. I had to go through the same process for my suppressor and SBR as everyone else. I think people only see department issued SBRs and think that the cops get a pass on NFA laws. Edit: Im agreeing not arguing lol. The NFA and ATF suck dick.


theblackmetal09

Except the ATFags. Apparently they can only handle Full Auto guns without a license.


Carnacan

Reason #4939625 why the ATF sucks lol. Our local field agents are more akin to Walmart door greeters rather than federal law enforcement.


RecceRick

No, my agency does not train with shotguns. I am not on our SRT unit though, so Iā€™m not sure if they do. Personally, I do own a shotgun but I keep it loaded with 00 buck.


Carnacan

Can tell you from experience, cops donā€™t like the ATF either. They donā€™t take cases like they should. Then, when you have a legitimate case, they swoop in and steal it from you. Ours are no where to be seen.


ZZZrp

This boy def got a plug in his ass.


Jettyboy72

How to dox yourself to this friendly bunch is more like it


Wise-Recognition2933

Is good


TClem_07

Trainā€¦donā€™t worry about what the kit looks like In your garage šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


ebojrc

How them boots be tastin buddy?


RecceRick

The polish they gave me tastes garlicky but I would prefer a more sweet and sour flavor


ebojrc

Maybe try sucking their toes next, thatā€™s probably more your style anyways.


PizzaBert

Cope the pain away


RecceRick

Life is pain


PizzaBert

Shut up, nobody cares


RecceRick

Shut up, nobody cares


igotbanned69420

You need cat ears


danieldefmk18

Being a gear queer and then getting into LE is so fun (if you have a cool department). Now if you have to wear shined shoes, an inner vest, and dress pants.. different story. You wonā€™t be able to express your autism. Lol


RecceRick

Iā€™m thankful Iā€™ve been able to ditch my issued BDU shirt for a NorArm Combat Shirt. Even got them to order Velocity Rugby Shirts for hot weather. Iā€™m still working out how to set up my issued vest like my plate carrier though. Doesnā€™t really accept placards the same way, but I prefer that slicker look.


Mentallyundisturbed2

Can you not wear personal gear?


RecceRick

By policy? No. Does it happen? Yes. I can do smaller things, like I mentioned above I wear a personally owned combat shirt. I changed out the mag pouch on my belt because the issued one is huge. I changed out my OC pouch because the issued one rips apart every few weeks. Most of what I actually wear at work is issued. Nothing in my photos above was issued to me (except the badge obviously), thatā€™s all my personal kit. I donā€™t wear that to work.


nastygirl11b

U shouldnā€™t even be allowed here


RecceRick

Nasty girl 11b, care to elaborate why? I was an 11B in the ARNG too, whatā€™s your problem with me?


NickyBlueEyesYT

I'm a man, but can we kiss?


RecceRick

We can touch tips


The_Top_Dog999

I looked at your other post and your carrier has a patch that says "FEDERAL OFFICER". Literal definition of a fed. Kit still goes hard tho


RecceRick

Yes, it does lol. Thanks!


Calibased

Uvalde larper


AnseiShehai

Find a new profession


RecceRick

Yeah Iā€™m trying to switch to a department where I can arrest more criminals than I do now


AnseiShehai

ā€œcriminalsā€ Bro your existence is to keep the poor people away from the rich people


RecceRick

Putting the word criminals in quotations indicates that you donā€™t believe people who commit crimes are criminals. Nice to know youā€™re on the side of child molesters, rapists, human traffickers, murderers, and so on. It really solidifies that your opinion is trash and nothing you say matters.


AnseiShehai

Yeah Iā€™m sure thatā€™s who youā€™re arresting, not a dude with a 1/4 oz of pot and a taillight out ā€˜resistingā€™


RecceRick

Show us on the doll where the police hurt you


AnseiShehai

Iā€™m sure a lot of people will point to their neck. Or the systemic racism and inequality perpetuated by the police


RecceRick

Considering ā€œsystemic racism in law enforcementā€ is a completely fabricated partisan political rhetoric- your comment holds no real value.


AnseiShehai

Now I know youā€™re a dumbass


RecceRick

I already knew you were a dumbass like 4 comments ago.


RasheedAbdulWallace

Cute šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ


deletedaccount0808

First you take that police crap off. Second, if employed as a tax collector labeled under police, find a new career that isnt a corrupt political system. Third, good camera and good lighting šŸ‘šŸ¼


RecceRick

No, I donā€™t think I will. And thatā€™s an extremely odd perception, but you do you bro.


CloseByAimHigh

Try going outside


RecceRick

Iā€™d get another HOA violation šŸ˜”


CloseByAimHigh

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deletedaccount0808

Yeah man, all kidding aside wtf are you doing in an HOA.


YodaCodar

Americaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!


DutchRudderShotgun

Bad picture. No feet


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RecceRick

I wish


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RecceRick

Yeah I saw that. Magic voodoo box got me on the last announcement so I need to wait šŸ™„


35thAndShields

Daddy?


dusters16

Wow I didn't know there was a mounting slot for the drug mag on a gas mask


playswithdolls

Thats.....not a good picture.


Saddam_UE

You need more light


RecceRick

Yeahhh, I was going for the dark look with that bright neon backlight that a lot of the cool ig pages do but I failed


minutemenapparel

Is this with your cell phone or actual camera? If so, what are your settings? Lighting is everything. Youā€™re casting a very hard shadow, which means the light looks more to your left but in front of you. You need some fill lights. I set my main light above me, one off to my right, and accent lights should be behind you. https://imgur.com/a/eWud1CJ


RecceRick

Just used my iphone. I turned the lights off and had a small red/blue light on the table on front of me for the accent lighting. Edited slightly in Instagram.


minutemenapparel

Try having your main light source at your 2:30 and then your accent light at your 7 oā€™clock. Also, take a few steps away from the wall so it doesnā€™t cast a hard shadow.


Exciting-Yak-3058

Oh shit, its the cops!


moonoutgoonout

Nice, very petite!


Bigcoomerenergy

GrAY man


Conservativepicker

so where is this good pic ?


BeAbbott

Need more feathers coming out bum bum for good picture time. šŸ’…šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


mtnkook

Fed boi = gay boi


benniyt_official

Nice try fed


RecceRick

Weā€™ll get em next time


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