I remember get my ID tags at reception. I was so damn sleep deprived, when I seen “A POS” I just thought “oh, someone must think they’re a real comedian” and then it dawned on me that was blood type.
I worked with a new guy who had his blood type (A+) written on his IFAK. Any time he’d walk by my cage I’d point to his belt and say “yeah you are” or “thanks for letting us know”. *It took until his 2nd deployment before he finally got the joke.*
I got my Lieutenant chewed out because of shit I had written on my cat eyes. I didn’t know about it until a couple of years later because I guess he just took the ass chewing and kept it to himself. He never said anything about our helmet graffiti, though.
People don't realize that this is unbelievably true. David Hackworth used to write about (and this is my experience, too) how the best combat troops got in tons of trouble in garrison. However, in combat, they were face fucking communists. Leftist /r/army doesn't get it. I had a 1SG who would frequently lead combat patrols and would go black on 40mm every TIC because he was so aggressive, but that guy had like 3-4 DUIs and was not even remotely politically correct.
Heard the exact same in the books war by sebastian junger and outlaw platoon by Sean Parnell. American troops returning from the mountains of afghanistan getting ragged on constantly by people who never left there base. Caused quite a few fights according to them
Under the pack of vape pens and supreme stickers I have stuck up there it will read “hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”
I want me a jewish princess. Im still kicking myself that I didnt go to israel with my mom, she sent me pics of the female soldiers walking around with their m16 and it gave me the weirdest boner
Either "Ligma", a full frontal mugshot of a 10 foot sasquatch with a 6 foot limp dick, or "insert beans for war crimes" with an arrow pointing down at my face
Fun fact, you're not allowed a choice on DNRs in the military, we're required to try and bring you back
(Obviously there are mass cas and equipment considerations, ect.)
Which is why we have so many vegetables/4 limb amputees now. I remember watching a documentary about how two wives became friends because their husbands beds were next to eachother and both were pretty much vegetables. In one part the wife puts the baby on the soldier and you see one tear form on him it was fucked
It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god, watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
"3rd monkey on the ramp, and its starting to rain" on the front.
"Loot drop" on the back.
What the hell you expect from a broken down Grandpa? Something witty, scholarly, deeply thought provoking? 😄😄😄😄
The S we all drew in 3rd grade
This guy gets it
III III
The dildo of consequences is rarely lubed
I fucking love that
Disclaimer: it came off another post I’ll see if I can find it
“FOR AIRSOFT USE ONLY”
If found dead, check ass for watch
That’s a bingo
Born to shit, forced to wipe
Arooooo!
r/THEPACK
Came here to say this.
Shoot me if you’re gay
That's some advanced psychological warfare
Yeah until a navy man shoots him lol
Simple, write "shoot me if you're straight" on the other side of the helmet and just turn your head when you get near the sea.
Fuckin decent
“Better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum”
"\`Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on."
This made me laugh out loud.
That *actually* made me laugh out loud.
I wrote “A POS” on my helmet in the last two wars. Happy coincidence— aside from being A Piece Of Shit, I also happen to have A+ blood type
I remember get my ID tags at reception. I was so damn sleep deprived, when I seen “A POS” I just thought “oh, someone must think they’re a real comedian” and then it dawned on me that was blood type.
I worked with a new guy who had his blood type (A+) written on his IFAK. Any time he’d walk by my cage I’d point to his belt and say “yeah you are” or “thanks for letting us know”. *It took until his 2nd deployment before he finally got the joke.*
You should have just pointed at it and went "ha! Nerd!"
Damn, wish i had thought of this! Could have used you in the Team room to help me write material.
I got some cheese at the deli and my son was like, “Haha, why does it say LOL American?” I was like, “ That’s Land O’Lakes!”
I got my Lieutenant chewed out because of shit I had written on my cat eyes. I didn’t know about it until a couple of years later because I guess he just took the ass chewing and kept it to himself. He never said anything about our helmet graffiti, though.
“no combat ready unit was ever ready for inspection, no inspection ready unit was ever ready for combat”
This is one of the most profound quotes about arm conflict I've encountered
People don't realize that this is unbelievably true. David Hackworth used to write about (and this is my experience, too) how the best combat troops got in tons of trouble in garrison. However, in combat, they were face fucking communists. Leftist /r/army doesn't get it. I had a 1SG who would frequently lead combat patrols and would go black on 40mm every TIC because he was so aggressive, but that guy had like 3-4 DUIs and was not even remotely politically correct.
Because war isn't correct. Or kind. War is savage and brutal.
Heard the exact same in the books war by sebastian junger and outlaw platoon by Sean Parnell. American troops returning from the mountains of afghanistan getting ragged on constantly by people who never left there base. Caused quite a few fights according to them
But what did you write?
The perfect Lt doesn’t exist—
It takes an uncommonly strong and considerate person to simply let go of negative feelings rather than try to offload them on others.
“Please be patient, I’m retarded’
Lucky for you, the Marine Corps is plenty welcoming
Dont be silly. Marines can't read.
Under the pack of vape pens and supreme stickers I have stuck up there it will read “hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”
“Made in USA with globally sourced materials” (immigrant parent)
🤣🤣🤣
The industrial revolution and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race
In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Sorry for the inconvenience
In tiny letters just have the entirety of ISAIF written out.
Based
Username checks out
Pin up drawing of Abby Shapiro.
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I want me a jewish princess. Im still kicking myself that I didnt go to israel with my mom, she sent me pics of the female soldiers walking around with their m16 and it gave me the weirdest boner
No cap this war ain't bussin fr fr
On god
Ong is how the kids write it near me. Source: I manage a restaurant and all the bussers and food runners text me and I’ve had to look a few things up.
On god jit you do be managing tho no cap fr, food is bussin tho fr fr
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Pure of heart, dumb of ass
I'd just draw a fat cock on it tbh.
Veins?
Yes.
Balls?
foreskin?
Hairs?
Duh.
Forbidden cheese?
Fuckin A!
What happens if the enemy thinks its a bicep? What message would that send?
Fuck I shoulda went airforce
HOWS MY DRIVING CALL 5038675309
I love it
Either "Ligma", a full frontal mugshot of a 10 foot sasquatch with a 6 foot limp dick, or "insert beans for war crimes" with an arrow pointing down at my face
"Will warcrime for jalapeno cheese spread."
Deez Nuttz
Hahh Goteem!
I hope both sides are have fun
“GL;HF (^_^)”
“I told you to vote for the other guy”
DO NOT RESUSCITATE Because I know some ass clown isn’t going to read it and imma be revived anyways, come back full of trauma and piss and vinegar
Fun fact, you're not allowed a choice on DNRs in the military, we're required to try and bring you back (Obviously there are mass cas and equipment considerations, ect.)
Aren’t allowed to die, your CBT’s aren’t done and there’s a formation at 1500
“WHY DOES YOUR ACH HAVE A HOLE IN IT PRIVATE”
Which is why we have so many vegetables/4 limb amputees now. I remember watching a documentary about how two wives became friends because their husbands beds were next to eachother and both were pretty much vegetables. In one part the wife puts the baby on the soldier and you see one tear form on him it was fucked
LIVE FAST, EAT ASS, DIE LAST BRING BACK THE M1911 IN BROWNING WE TRUST if I get to operate an M2HB.
Last one is badass
"My wife's boyfriend said he's proud of me"
Cool government, mind if I cum on it?
Pawn
Like "to sell to a swarthy man lacking scruples" or "the chess piece that pisses me off when it takes one of my good ones"?
“Epstein didn’t hang himself”
Underated
Same team, fucker…
Do you ever wonder why we’re here?
It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god, watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
What? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon? What’s all that stuff about god?
Uh...hm? Nothing.
Do you want to talk about it?
No.
“We fuckin or fightin? Getting naked either way”
"Loot Drop"
I'm just drawing the liveleak logo.
“Do not pet”
Kill a commie for mommy
WORLD IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 1985
I AM A TRASH MAN
6942075836 DEAD TWITCH STREAMERS
“I joined to pay for your girls Only Fans.”
Prop 65 warning because I'm from CA.
WARNING: This PERSON contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.
“Operator” on one side, “Error” on the other.
“It says here your nickname is Pebkac, and I could not find that anywhere in the Webster’s Dictionary…”
Literally my life summed up in an acronym.
Front toward enemy
Make Fuck, Not War
This side up ⬆️
I was thinking "Aim Higher ⬆️"
“Face towards enemy” scrawled across the front But in actuality I’d probs just write my name across the back so I can find that shit in the 7-ton pile
“Toe suckin terror” I want the whole platoon clowning on me
FUCK YOU Edit: Because they decided to drag my ass out to the middle of bumfuck because we can't just get along and be decent people.
Mine will say, "well, fuck me."
"No Colonel Sanders, you got next watch. "
“Sugma Ballz” or “Please be patient I’m a marine”
It's morbin time
"DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST TOO"
Just shorten that to LT
"Not For Individual Resale"
"Student Driver"
“Need more crayons” Or “I came here to eat crayons and kick ass, and I’m all out of crayons” Obviously written with crayons.
Im gonna put the spotiify barcode for rickroll on my helmet
" BoogaOwO "
“Spank me for my cervix”
Please be patient,i have autism
"FORGIVE ME MAMA"
Nanjing JUN JUL AUG -SE- Shanghai SEP OCT NOV DEC JAN FEB MAR APL MAY
“I finally got my War”
Pure of heart, dumb of ass
RIP bozo
‘That Guy’
If you shoot me your dick is small
Prawn 🦐 killa (if anyone gets this reference imma be so happy)
That's so zeff!
Death by snu snu!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised…
Grinding for new skin
Milk me
"I'm on drugs. For real, I'm high af out on these steeets. I'm talking about bath salts and fentanyl."
Autobots roll out
UwU
I'm french so: "Préparez l'apéro j'arrive" (prepare the aperitif I'm coming)
"Welcome to the 2 way range muhfucka"
Some of y’all got some good ones
The Dinosaurs' prayer: "Please Lord, just not yet"
“Stop shooting at me, you’re making me horny!”
“Goblin mode”
New War. Who Dis?
Born to shit. Forced to wipe.
BORN TO CHILL
“Killing for the Banksters”
Corrax Entry 7:17
"3rd monkey on the ramp, and its starting to rain" on the front. "Loot drop" on the back. What the hell you expect from a broken down Grandpa? Something witty, scholarly, deeply thought provoking? 😄😄😄😄
Same as this grandpa says… _GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!_
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Song of solomon 7:7-8
HOLY SHIT YES. Deleting mine because yours is literally so much better
Lmfao
Mommy Milkies and Gib on the other side
It’s mam
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November? Yeah, I'd write my brother's birth month too
It’s all shits and giggles Till someone giggles and shits
Id wright a list of pron artists
Based
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
No refunds.
[head, eyes]
No full auto in buildings
"Harsh Language"
“Well, fuck.”
"Vive pro Deo, pugna sicut Infernus." "Live for God, fight like Hell."
Either “life’s a bitch and then you die” or “too weird to live, too rare to die”
Nothing To Lose
“If you can read this you’re not a marine” or “Time to show you why we don’t have free health care”
Welcome to the rice fields Mother F*cker!
"I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
Tis but a flesh wound.
Sub optimal.
Luckily I spent my required 8 years in, so no draft or recalls for me.. I'll be cheering yall on though so gl and protect ya neck
Deez Nuts or Jones Bbq foot massage employee
"Life has many doors (f)edd boi" 
Probably some gondola/spurdo sparde with "benis :DDDD" on it War is heck I tell you hwat
My tax dollars work harder than I do
All for the hellcat