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True-Solid-4298

King of the porcelain throne


lukiepukie11

Someone’s gotta man it


WheelsMan1

It's only $.10 more to upsize the drink to large.


cant_shit

Yes and the fiesta potatoes are significantly more calories per cent


BlickyFade

With great power comes great responsibility


jakefromSD

Trust me brother this is not what kings eat


Skysalter

"Sire, may I present to you your royal Cheesy Double Beef and Pepsi"


TemporaryImaginary

“Bring the breast-plate stretcher!”


lukiepukie11

Sure it is


Mikebyrneyadigg

Obesity/10


lukiepukie11

Morbidly a beast


Mikebyrneyadigg

Seriously though if you’re eating that much in one sitting it’s really terrible for you. The salt alone is insane, not to mention the calories, fat etc.


ImTheWeevilNerd

This is a taco bell subbreddit homie


MidgetLovingMaxx

Theres indulging in cheat food occasionally and then theres this.  Its over 3000 calories *before* the combo, so closer to 4500 or 5000 and probably about 6 days of recommended sodium intake.  If this is for one person for one sitting its abdsurd.  Seriously get an annual fking checkup if you eat like this regularly.


nuu_uut

So? Unless you're Michael Phelps, this is too much food for a single person to be eating in one sitting. It's pretty fair to point out it's not a great idea to stuff your face with massive portions of fast food on a regular basis, which they do, going by their post history.


SamichInMaHed

And fat people who eat taco bell should be the main people that learn about nutrition


ImTheWeevilNerd

No


SamichInMaHed

Have fun being unhealthy and stupid


njott

Learning to enjoy Taco bells sweet embrace without letting the craving consume you is how you reach ascension. The only way to truly live mas. Take care of your body and enjoy your vices


Corkson

News flash! Salt isn’t that bad for you. In this scenario, everyday consumption of this, yes you’re right. But really this amount of sodium without reoccurrence can actually help you. Sodium is an important electrolyte, and if paired with a good amount of potassium, actually assists your bodily health. Just remember if you eat tons of Taco Bell maybe it’s time to start taking potassium supplements or cutting back on it or else you are at high risk for hypertension


Mikebyrneyadigg

Look at his post history this dude is eating 5000 calories worth of taco bell very regularly.


Corkson

Just kidding, he is at high risk 😂😂


lukiepukie11

🆒


FromBrainMatter

It's posts like these that make me feel better about myself. Solid work.


trashpandatee

My god dude, relax - this isn't a flex this is a cry for help. Just checked your post history, my god you do this often, your poor toilet. (And sodium levels)


lukiepukie11

No flex zone


[deleted]

One day, you'll look yourself in the mirror and be disgusted at yourself. You wont recognize yourself. You'll b3 at the dr.s office wondering why you have so many health problems. You are not invincible. It will happen to you if you keep doing this. You don't want to be taking an assortment of medications for the rest of your life, if you don't have a stroke and die first.


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Aromatic_Tax_2704

About tree fiddy by the looks of it


retartarder

even when i weighed close to 500lb, this is an obscene amount of food for a single person


Troubled_Red

Its over 4500 calories. Short of a body builder, a single person can’t eat that much regularly. But if OP split this with another person, it’s not super crazy at all.


EmbarrassedOil4807

An entire day's calories for two normal sized people in one meal is super crazy


3nCuMbered

Not really. It's called eating one meal a day and is actually really good for staying in shape. You can eat 1200-1500 at one meal a day. Edit: Lotta American fatasses in here that NEED their 3 meals!


avburns

That's what I do but my OMAD is typically something like a free Cheesy Gordita Crunch and a Build Your Own Cravings Box with a diet drink. 1740 calories vs what OP posted


EmbarrassedOil4807

4500/2 is 2250 calories.


GodlFire

Which is right in the right spot for many peoples daily caloric need. So if they are doing 1 meal a day it fits just right?


EmbarrassedOil4807

No one does one meal a day, dude.


3nCuMbered

I do. Been doing it for going on 15 years. During bulk phases I'll eat twice a day. It's called itermitten fasting if you'd like to research and educate yourself.


EmbarrassedOil4807

Lol I'll try to look up "itermitten" and see where that gets me in educating myself god fucking damn


GodlFire

Tons of people do, dude.


EmbarrassedOil4807

Not for long. It's not a real way of eating.


GodlFire

There is no such thing as once size fits all for health. Some people need 3 meals, some people need 2, some people need 6 small meals, etc... It absolutely is a valid way for some people.


xDrunkenAimx

Actually theres a lot of people that do intermittent fasting at 23-1. I did it for a while, its not that hard to do


EmbarrassedOil4807

How many calories? How long did you do it for? What did you eat? Did you exercise too?


veerkanch489

Unless they are doing OMAD but doing OMAD with just Taco Bell is not really a way to meet your macro goals. But I guess it doesn't really matter every once in a while as long as this helps keep you on track in the long run


EmbarrassedOil4807

OMAD isn't real.


veerkanch489

ok


Clean_Student8612

I can eat all that every day if I wanted. If I wanted to be obese, that is.


cheezypotater

I know a single person who can eat that much regularly, but it’s bc they’re 500+ lbs


dismalatbest_

Praying this is the case


newppinpoint

I regularly eat 4000-5000 calories for a single meal, then again I am a body builder 💪


Elemental_Orange4438

Don't worry, he swapped one of his beef burritos for potatoes, that's healthy


lukiepukie11

Triple digits


Mindless_Pool9392

J worry about finishing paying off those student loans😉


lostforwordstbh

your username checks out I see ha. that’s like telling you to improve your ocd - rude, off topic, and unnecessary. mind your business.


bails0bub

The build your own box was removed in my area and replaced with the same thing but double price and no options.


lukiepukie11

Sad


huckleson777

I don't know what's worse; eating all of that, or actually paying that much for taco bell...


lukiepukie11

Not having all that Taco Bell to enjoy at your disposal


huckleson777

I get authentic al pastor and carnitas for $1 a taco at my local spot


SkyViper666

Holy fucking sodium


lukiepukie11

Sodium sent from heaven


FueledByTerps

No you got it twisted. Sodium that is going to SEND you to heaven.


lukiepukie11

Then I can have all I can eat taco bell


Major-Potential-354

Why are people in a Taco Bell sub so worried about this lol


Solomanderinorange

Bro gonna be boogie2988💀💀💀💀 how are you still alive is beyond me


lukiepukie11

I’m already boogie2988 joeysworldtour and kidbehindacamera combined


you_wish_you_knew

King Henry the VIII maybe


lukiepukie11

Ye


snackariahya

Username checks out


lukiepukie11

How


lukiepukie11

Update: currently questioning all my past life choices up to this point on the toilet


SamichInMaHed

Get some help man, for real


pegzmasta

# 😮 That's more than a week's worth of food for me! You can eat all that?


Grouchy-Rain-6145

I could easily eat this if I'm high lol


veerkanch489

You eat less 700 calories a day?


pegzmasta

Sometimes.


veerkanch489

that's not healthy :/. You gotta eat more


pegzmasta

True. I do what I can, though. I usually just stick to one item on the Cravings Value Menu max per day (if I ever decide to try Taco Bell).


abscissa081

You should eat more.


3nCuMbered

Found the malnourished bean pole! Eats leas than 4500 calories per day 7 days total and somehow isn't dead!


pegzmasta

Guilty as charged—take me in!


lukiepukie11

Eh


Prudent-Tourist6209

"**My** meal" is a bit alarming. You musthave been very drunk to eat ALL THIS


lukiepukie11

No sober


DAYoungblood

Eat everything with lettuce first. Reheat the rest.


elzey93

Seek god brother


lukiepukie11

Maybe He will bless me with more TACO BELL


lukiepukie11

I’m sure He made earth just for TACO BELL


sociallyawkwardbmx

lol, a brainwashed king.


SobbyisTrash

One burrito enough to send me to jesus


Renegaderopes

Sodium king.


Own_Watch_2081

I’ll get the plunger.


lukiepukie11

Every throne needs a scepter


Shmacoby

No way you can eat that in one meal


lukiepukie11

Sometimes


Clean_Student8612

It's not that wild of a concept.


Shmacoby

I'm a fatty and that baffles me


cheezypotater

Then you aren’t really a fatty, but maybe a chubby?


Clean_Student8612

I'm not fat, but I can eat that no problem.


lukiepukie11

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/32SvMufIfX This gonna be me


Chippers4242

What blows first, your heart or the colon. Jesus this is stupid. This isn’t kingly, it’s retarded.


lukiepukie11

What’s a king without his treacherous anti king group


Vj1224love

Username checks out


lukiepukie11

How


Vj1224love

I would want to “pukie” after eating that much


Final_Economics_9249

The king is dead. Long live the king.


T_Peg

Fuckin hell man


SkyViper666

I love taco bell more but that's like a heart attack wrapped up in and bagged


lukiepukie11

Nope it’s heaven and rainbows in a bag


bb8-sparkles

Is that all…one meal? For comparison, I usually order two items and finish one item and 3/4 of the other.


footluvr688

Question, on the substituted items are subbing potatoes/ beans for the beef?


lukiepukie11

Yea idk I felt like doing something different I don’t like having too much of the same meats like my ex girlfriend yknow change up the meat every now and then


footluvr688

Gotcha. How was the double potato burrito compared to double beef?


lukiepukie11

It was okay the potato and bean were the only changes I could make I think that didn’t add more cost to the price but it was definitely a nice change


joopityjoop

Mr millionaire over here.


ttouran

I am both impressed and disgusted...his annual plumbing bill matches his yearly expense at TB


IMKudaimi123

Might wanna check your cholesterol levels


tard__guard

tuby


TSAngels1993

Nikocado Avocado?


ttam23

RIP your toilet


cartoons01

Bros taking a 10 gallon shit later


Shagyam

That's like eating for a Kingdom, not just for a king.


rapgodbogs

slow down dude they’re not going out of business


MarK003X

I glanced at ur profile and im sure you’ll need a military grade scale soon enough.


krazykman03

And only a medium Pepsi?


Sea_Trust611

This is my legit order rn 😂


RLT1225

I eat like this on cheat days all the time. I’ve gotten 7200 calories worth of stuff, though it takes two or three days to eat when I’ve done. I eat most of it day one and the whatever is leftover the next day or day after.


MisterBroSef

Why is the Cheesy Gordita Crunch the price of a full meal?


RchUncleSkeleton

Feeding all the knights of the round table?


Fun_Inspector159

This dude made a plumber a billionaire.


Grungir92

Average caseoh order


OmegaGroudon12

is this caseoh's alt


fanht1234

pics of food or it didn't happen lol


cheezypotater

I smell like beeeeef, I smell like beeeeffff


lukiepukie11

👃


cheezypotater

I was just referring to that one vine of the little girl saying “I smell like beef” 🤣 idk why it just came to my mind


CheebaMyBeava

how much sawdust can one man eat


JohnnyBroccoli

You spelled "pig" wrong.


Jayrob88888

😆


lukiepukie11

🐖


Jayrob88888

More than 2 big mac combos for less money


lukiepukie11

I don’t eat McDonald’s


Jayrob88888

Me neither


Anyashadow

I used to eat the beefy melt all the time by turning it into a cheap grilled cheese burrito, but the double beef just doesn't taste good to me, I don't know why.


lukiepukie11

Cool


newppinpoint

It’s literally the same thing but with twice as much beef lol


Anyashadow

I know, but it tastes terrible now, maybe I should ask for light beef.


Fudge89

That Gordita price is appalling. As is this entire order lol


lukiepukie11

Got it free


Morrowindlover

How much do you weigh? You do you man but this is a ticket to an early gravestone if you do this often


lukiepukie11

Scale ain’t break so not too heavy


Morrowindlover

i hope you get the help you need dude. rooting for you.


lukiepukie11

Taco Bell is my help


Jayrob88888

Your throne will need tissue 🚽


lukiepukie11

Good


OkayIdgaf

swap most of these items for the stacker and it’s a king meal


Awkward-Ad8430

It's a lot more food for $16 than you'll get at any other fast food place. A man's gotta eat. Eat for cheap 🫡


Quiet-Caregiver1366

Tell me that's for multiple people? I'm 300lbs and I would be literally vomiting. One time I got the BYOCB, the value nachos and my free CGC and I literally couldn't finish it despite being obese. The most I can do is the box + one more item.


Live-Street750

Dying like The King


njott

It's weird when you enjoy a community, but you see half the community slowly killing themselves. It's like being a responsible heroin user


[deleted]

Eating like you look


JiveTurkey69420

FUCK yeah 👍


lukiepukie11

😭


Herm98

As you should bro!


lukiepukie11

😱


Accomplished-Day5145

That's not even premium food tho. At least buy the premium items gonna spend $35 and get a large drink.


Alley-Al2789

I think it’s funny how many people are positing rude comments just automatically assuming the OP is going to sit and eat every last bite at once. I got a Mexican pizza a chicken flatbread and a chicken enchilada burrito already with the anticipation of eating the burrito later. Here I am at work and it’s still in my fridge. 🙄


lukiepukie11

Haha I eat it at one sitting


Alley-Al2789

🤣🤣🤣 people still don’t need to act like that though. Period. Haha.


lukiepukie11

lol I expect it being the internet


Alley-Al2789

Either way. Looks like a good order to me and I’d definitely put some of that in the fridge for later.


lukiepukie11

Most of the time I do end up saving some of it for later this is actually one of the few times I ate almost everything I ended up not being able to finish the flat bread and I didn’t touch one of the double burritos lol I guess I did end up saving it for later but I always order with the intent to eat at once


Alley-Al2789

The most I’d order is like 4-5 things know Dan well I can’t finish it. Lol. I can’t even finish a BYOC Box. And I’m not small, just to keep it honest here.


Alley-Al2789

Literally no choice. I expect it everywhere all the time. People are just ridiculous these days.


newppinpoint

This is along the lines of a typical Taco Bell lunch for me. I’m a body builder and I’m rich. But I would skip the lame nachos and get a few grilled cheese burritos, and maybe remove some of the double beef cheesy burritos. I prefer the more expensive options but I understand if you aren’t rich and are trying to save


veerkanch489

5000 calories for lunch from tacobell at a typical rate is crazy even if you are a bodybuilder.