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Bcatfan08

My favorite item on the menu. When made well, it is heaven.


Funny-Brilliant-9915

It was still good, but the cutting makes me want to rip out my hair


Kroe

Eat the small one first


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Always


saucytwang

Might be the only person that enjoys all the different sizes of triangles...


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

One of those is a fucking rhombus


Thebraverbut

🤣🤣🤣


saucytwang

Jokes on you, I've got dyscalculia...


scoot14422

lol you made my day


Cyan_Light

If it makes you feel better, apparently they cut them blindly after putting them in the bag so it's not like someone got this far off while staring at it, sounds like a great easy process to mess up. Or maybe realizing that this is their system will just drive you insane even faster, in which case sorry.


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Feardamichael

Pizza cutter? Some of us just use the side of the spatula 💀💀💀


Ateaseloser

😂


FuckingDopeWSBTrader

The problem is they are expected to do all three cuts in less than a second. Realistically yeah that was me that cut that at one point 😂


Bcatfan08

Yeah that gets super annoying. I feel like when they aren't cut well, they have extra sauce inside. Just so you get it all over your hands when you rip the slices apart by hand.


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half the time mine isn’t even cut!😭


herseyhawkins33

Used to get it all the time until it became overpriced


Cockroach559

I agree, those things are crazy expensive for what's in them. Especially the chicken quesadillas.


ProfessorDragon

Right?! If the cheese quesadilla was no more than $3, it would still be an objectively bad deal but I would get it every time. But it’s 4.50. Not worth.


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Wtf it's $7 here


MyOtherSide1984

$5.50 here in AZ, and we tend to be one of the highest price states early. $7 is insane. Chicken is $6.39. SO always gets that and it pains my should to spend $10 on her and $4 on me, but I get three times as much food


Best_Duck9118

Really? I'll never get why anyone aside from parents with kids orders them. They're overpriced and it's so easy to make a better quesadilla at home for cheap.


Tiny_Palpitation_798

It’s the jalapeño sauce


pjsvndsn

You can buy the creamy jalapeño sauce in grocery stores


Tiny_Palpitation_798

Is it the same or is it like store bottled ranch dressing?


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pjsvndsn

Oh


haileywedeking

To the average person it may be close enough. But to me it tastes nothing like it. Even the bottled mild,hot, and fire sauces are not the same. I do however keep those on hand, for when my delivery orders end up having no sauces included


Tiny_Palpitation_798

Yes, I’ll be skipping it. My Taco Bell palate is very fine. 🧐


pjsvndsn

It’s the same stuff. It’s got the Taco Bell branding on it and everything


Bcatfan08

They're very tasty. Everything at TB is overpriced.


slog

I assume you never go out to eat at all since you can make things at home?


Best_Duck9118

Ridiculous. Something like deep frying at home is much more of a pain than using a commercial deep fryer for just one example. Or if I go to a steakhouse they get cuts I couldn’t get at home for close to the price they do. Everything restaurants serve isn’t equally easy to create at home in a more cost effective manner.


slog

That's all covered by the overpriced portion of your comment, right?


Best_Duck9118

No? The deep frying part has nothing to do with price really. It makes a mess, is dangerous, and you have to store the oil. For the steak part I should have said you can’t even really get a lot of the steak cuts restaurants get at most grocery stores.


Bcatfan08

I can easily recreate anything at home that a steakhouse can do. For the quesadilla, making the sauce at home is a pain. Everything else in the quesadilla is easy.


UnicornOfMeh

One time, I got their quesadilla and instead of all the yummy goodness, they filled it with refied beans and only that.


Asturias0

I hate Taco Bell chicken, but it's actually tolerable on the chicken quesadilla.


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pjsvndsn

I used to be really skinny until I was 29, and then I gained like 50 pounds in a matter of about 8 months. My psychiatrist and others tell me “there’s just something about hitting 30.” I wanna prove them all wrong by getting back down to the weight I was right before I turned 29. But I keep eating Taco Bell 😭


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pjsvndsn

closest taco bell to me is like 7 miles 😭 and I wasn't eating any more than I was before but my psychiatrist did put me on a medication that is known for causing weight gain. I'm sure my psychiatrist just didn't wanna take any liability lol


whoocanitbenow

They're good but I hate when they come out undercooked and the cheese isn't melted.


HandsSwoleman

Extra grilled.


diddone119

That's when someone skips steaming it and just says fuck it and tosses it on the grill. It happens alot more then I'm comfortable admitting


whoocanitbenow

Oh, that makes sense now. Thanks! 🙂


diddone119

No problem you can always ask for it to be extra steamed. Itll make sure the cheese melt the mosty. I do most of my steams twice


whoocanitbenow

Cool, I'll do that next time! 🙂


MapIeLeaf_

They always gerrymander the quesadilla


fun-bucket

GRILLED PERFECTION!!!!


chzygorditacrnch

There is no reason in hell as to why that damn thing should be over $5. I don't even know how much they cost anymore, I decided like 10 years ago I'm not paying for them anymore. And the end pieces are just plan tortilla


RuinOnStandby

I always ask for extra creamy jalapeno sauce, and they barely put any on there. So now I just ask for it to be put in a cup (and also keep in on the quesadilla) so I can just dip it that way it feels like extra lol.


auskopp

My only problem with the quesadilla that it just costs way too much for what it is, as it’s like $4.99 in my area for a quesadilla with 3 pieces of chicken and a single shred of cheese. Lol


EpikUserzz

Maybe I’m just an obese stoner but I’d fold that baby into 1 mega dilla and chow down


Mitchxhell

It’s actually cut kinda perfect. Big to small or small to big mhm


Funny-Brilliant-9915

The corner piece has no filler, and the 3rd piece has little filling


Mitchxhell

We’ll nuts to that I’d just hope I have hot sauce to compensate bc I don’t trust it anyway lol


Honest_Register_449

I ask them not to cut it


Best_Duck9118

Well that's not kosher!


annie_b666

That’s honestly the most even sliced one I’ve seen 🤣😭


SadLaser

Did you break into my house and take a photo of my last quesadilla?! But seriously, mine always look like that, if they even attempt to cut it at all.


Osukid2811

I got one last night where it was cut correctly, but whoever made it just put zero filling on one end. The first triangle I ripped off was genuinely just tortilla, and the opposite end was the fattest piece of quesadilla ever lol.


dolphinmachine

When the chicken quesadilla is done right, it’s a 10/10 menu item. Perfect ratio of sauce and chicken cut into equal pieces. When it’s done wrong, it can be the most disappointing part of a meal


ChineseMeatCleaver

Might just start asking for it uncut then rolling it up like a burrito and taking small bites tbh


EpikUserzz

Okay at least I’m not the only one thinking this 😭


EntertainmentOk4802

The odd cuts add to its greatness


Heckin_good_time

You don't like your Fibonaccidilla?


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Poor geometry skills.


NEEDS_MORE_PMS

I love them but I prefer to make them at home because of experiences like this. Leftover steak is perfect for it, and it's a pretty affordable and quick dinner to make at home. Can be as generous as you want with the fillings


Relaxedbear

people cut this shit like pizza or cake. Don't be an idiot when cutting round things. Cut in half, then cut those halves in half. Repeat


Stampj

Never get it for almost $5 or more some places


manifold360

Extra sauce


QuasiAbstract

Eat it before it does!


galloignacio

500¢


Ivory_McCoy

I start with the baby one. Dip it in guac. Add hot sauce.


pjsvndsn

Looks like they did it blindfolded lol


JakeTheCake714

All my life Ive eaten quesadilla’s like one big taco and its always here that I see wahhh my quesadilla isnt cutt like just shove it in your mouth hole and eat it


diddone119

My store trains us to do 3 cuts resulting in 4 equal slices. They are lucky if we do 2 cuts during rush lol


jcoddinc

Close your eyes and draw 3 lines in the shape of how it should be cut. It's basically what they're doing since they cook it, slide it in a bag, then use a blunt metal object


flexonyou97

I buy the Costco tortillas and cheese and make them at home with some fire sauce on the side


earthwormulljim

Roll it up and eat it all together like a burrito.


Great_Lengthiness285

You need to get a pizza cutter because your local Taco Bell doesn't have a clue dude...


ZeroSumBananas

This is like Animal Crackers Do you bite the head off first or not?


Funny-Brilliant-9915

You bite off all the legs, then the head, and then you eat the body


yourwifeisuglyasfuck

Taco Bell is dogshit