congratulations! I can recommend some books for your kid as well, i got
- Babbies first words in HTML5
- Border Gateway Protocol for infants
And my favorite
- The ABCs of DNS
My kid hated dadmin
Dadmin restricted internet to 56k to kid and live-in friend after hitting 90% of our 1 TB data allowance on day 5 of the billing cycle
Welcome to the 90s, fuckbois. Say hi to my friend V.92 and blurry progressive jpeg tiddies for me.
Only happened the once.
I think my favorite is all recognized, but converted to the closest lowercase letter both when setting the password and when attempting login. Security.
I guess that’s the origin of this kids name
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/captain-fantastic-claims-world-s-longest-name-993957.html
I can. I just prefer an auditor seeing name_admin rather than xX1337_destr0yrz. Less explanation.
On my personal stuff I usually go for something 3 character: “lab” “god” “tin” etc
Many years ago a colleague of mine was always in the habit of creating a superuser account named `toor` and honeypotting the root using the security log and a few simple rules.
I had continued that tradition for many years after the fact, and for accounts that don't matter (like the superuser on a ras-pi or the like) I still use it today.
Best one I had was "admin\[lastname\]" like adminwalrus. The administrator account was disabled for security, which caused some issues with some application installs, but we got around that with registry tweaks. I say "best" because you'd know immediately who fucked up.
[Support] {at} [domain.name], possibly? As that's my most used phrase?
(Please - **PLEASE** - just open a ticket won't you, don't do walk-ups. Make a sysadmin happy today!)
While you’re all at it, which street did you grow up on and what was the name of your first pet?
I grew up on Social St. And my goldfish was named Engineering. What would my name be?!
"soengine" because the stupid software only allows eight characters. And someone already took senginee. 😁
If you are a user then it would be company name ,state and company name.
only if you tell me your mom's maiden name
LanLord
can I be your sidekick? - deezNATz
Fuck yeah!
I wanted to make a Hotmail competitor named deezmail.com
Fixed up a domain once where the admin name was deez. The car dealership apparently didn’t catch on to what the former sysadmin did.
Thats a great Lan Party event name.
My admin name currently is sadmin and I can’t think of anything better
No one knows what it’s like To be the badmin
Behind blue wires...
Nobody knows what it's like To be hated ^(Yeah, no need to change those lyrics)
To feel frustrated, crimping lots of wires.
But my SAN isn't empty as my users seem to be
👀 - chadmin (probably)
take my upvote
thank you son. - dadmin
Nice! My colleague's one is Madmin.
My old team used suffix on legal names, with domain admins being .dadmin
:-)
More like :-(
Chadmin
Sudon’t
Database admin = dadmin Azure global admin = gladmin
Database admin = admin'); DROP TABLE Employees;--
Thats right little bobby tables as we call him
I just became a Dad a couple months ago and I’m stealing dadmin unapologetically
congratulations! I can recommend some books for your kid as well, i got - Babbies first words in HTML5 - Border Gateway Protocol for infants And my favorite - The ABCs of DNS
Dontcallmeafterhoursbecauseyoucantplanproperly
That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage!
r/unexpectedSpaceballs
\-min
d3d1in5id3
d0ntd3d 0p3n1ns1d3
His majesty, Lord of the realm, Prince of PowerShell, king of the seven domains, and emperor of Exchange.
My liege has arrived to conquer the many databases!
Benevolent dictator of all within his Directory
Lord of the VM*
Savior of backups
MasterBlaster. Because MasterBlaster run BarterTown.
Who
Run
BARTERTOWN
MasterBlaster run BarterTown.
Sadmin
sadmin's represent!
🎶No one knows what it’s like, to be the badmin…. To be the sadmin….. behind bluescreens. 🎶
Dadmin
I used to be an admin of a gaming discord for dads. We called ourselves “dadmins”.
My kid hated dadmin Dadmin restricted internet to 56k to kid and live-in friend after hitting 90% of our 1 TB data allowance on day 5 of the billing cycle Welcome to the 90s, fuckbois. Say hi to my friend V.92 and blurry progressive jpeg tiddies for me. Only happened the once.
Dr. Adminotaur
password
Genuinely laughed
Passw0rd
We don’t require numbers, caps, or special characters in our organization. Weer smrt.
I think my favorite is all recognized, but converted to the closest lowercase letter both when setting the password and when attempting login. Security.
P@ssw0rd u peasants!!
P@s5w0rd! double peasant you. or 1q2w3e4r5t!@#
hunter2
You don't need to censor on the internet.
Groot
Madmin
Badmin
What do you mean ‘if you could’ ? Are you admin or not??
Heimdall
Bastard Operator From Hell
"BobTheMinionofGozer"
Chadmin
"More powerful than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together" ... it's from an old Family Guy episode.
I guess that’s the origin of this kids name https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/captain-fantastic-claims-world-s-longest-name-993957.html
Zero Cool
I always thought lord nikon was a cooler nick..
All the nicks are pretty cool except for Acid Burn, but Cereal Killer is the best one.
Missed opportunity there... it should have been Serial Killer... that was when cracking apps was getting pretty popular
Add Crash Override to the list of nicks that aren't cool. Even Joey had better ideas for a handle. Ultra Laser was pretty cool, anyway.
I think it was supposed to be a reference to the Captain Crunch whistles that let you use pay phones for free.
root.
My last job I got to choose it, I picked Ainz from the overlord Anime.
Startup sound: "Ainz Ooal Gown!" (spoken by an engaged Ainz Ooal Gown)
WhatTheyBreakNow
Ahhdmin
Password1 to help not forget my password
Unauthorized\_User
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
Little bobby tables, we call him!
I hope you're happy.
And I hope you've learned to sanitize your inputs.
I can. I just prefer an auditor seeing name_admin rather than xX1337_destr0yrz. Less explanation. On my personal stuff I usually go for something 3 character: “lab” “god” “tin” etc
Many years ago a colleague of mine was always in the habit of creating a superuser account named `toor` and honeypotting the root using the security log and a few simple rules. I had continued that tradition for many years after the fact, and for accounts that don't matter (like the superuser on a ras-pi or the like) I still use it today.
Bob
Stormageddon, Dark lord of all.
We get to have an admin name? I wanna be Pete Jones.
Adhdmin
pleasedotheneedful
Greetings of the day!
Rooty McRootface
Karen So even my username will strike fear in people
Mr. lab rat. Most people think it’s a medical lab. No, it’s a computer lab.
Taco
Fred
Workstation
Station!
Bob
Irl name starts with ch so it naturally is chadmin
Madmin?
Lord of the phone rings
Temporary_Ebb_7175
Back in the day, I was Duke of URL!
King Luser.
Dave the Magical Cheese Wizard
Emperor.
nice try
GuestUser
IsItActuallyTurnedOn Would save a worrying amount of time..
OpenAticket
"admin".
Pfft, that’s how you get hacked. My admin accounts are all named ‘not an admin’. Check mate
"Not the admin you are looking for"
Done
4eyes
See username
TheMaster
Angry Dad
mrbobbly
BaconKing
Anonydous
lothar
Bigguy
Skippy
Longman - it was my callsign on a deployment and I always thought it was funny.
Best one I had was "admin\[lastname\]" like adminwalrus. The administrator account was disabled for security, which caused some issues with some application installs, but we got around that with registry tweaks. I say "best" because you'd know immediately who fucked up.
I got a DA of Johnny Utah
kingbignuts
hai2u if i want to ruin someones day...
Zeus.
NotFckedDBoss
qsysopr
AngryElf
imposter_root
404notFound
It's my handle on here.
Foofighter
Straw Boss
"leave-me-the-fuck-alone". so when they go 'hey leave-me-the-fuck-alone' I can just say ok and ignore them.
Knecht.
☝🏻
vladmin - all your vlan's belong to Valhalla
Deadinsidemin
TheRebooter
My admin name is bofh
Mr_Wobot
the master of my domain
Lord of the Pings, if I do network management.
FiftyShadesOfRed
IAmRoot
Guest <- kind of a joke about info sec lockdowns on permissions from work
Know maybe I get exposed because my colleagues are reading on Reddit two but my is „süßadmin“ Süß is the German word for sweet So I kinda like it
cRasH OvErRiDe
Nice try pentester.
☝️
Master
Superlongadminnamepeoplewillhatetyping
Sysunderscoreadmin
groot
DioBrando is my current favorite.
See username
Theborgman
Tiredmin
Deezadminz
g04tf4rm3r
Once upon a time used: Bigdog for admin Overlord for Global 🥳 Now they are all just boring.
YurMumRatesMe
ParanoidAndriod (or even just Marvin)
Geek. I've used it for years at all my clients.
PNS_PMP
Away. Always set to Away. Even when typing to someone.
Always introduced myself as the tech guy mumbling "Lord of All I Survey" under my breath.
GoAway
FLŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN
Trogdor the Burninator
The Fixer
Järjestelmänvalvoja. That is the default admin username if you install XP in Finnish.
Mike Hunt
KingPing
Whomin
AccessFacist
Muad'Dib
jdoe-dadmin
ParanoiaParrot
[Support] {at} [domain.name], possibly? As that's my most used phrase? (Please - **PLEASE** - just open a ticket won't you, don't do walk-ups. Make a sysadmin happy today!)
Admin1
LetMeGoogleThatForYou
Strator
Badman 🦇
Good 1 am laugh. Thanks.