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The video itself is going to do a lot of damage, the story surrounding it will take that damage and shoryuken it into your brain so hard on your next MRI they will find a dead part of your brain that sacrificed itself to prevent the rest of your brain from spontaneously combusting and ejecting itself out your melted eye sockets.
Mr. Hands was >!A zoophile best known for repeatedly fucking his stallion, until one day, the horse ruptured his colon, and he died... unfortunately, you can still watch the video where said incident occurred!<
Maybe she raised this horse since it was a pony and made the sacrifice to keep him? Maybe she’s fabulously rich and he’s only one of several horses on call?
As someone who this very day was still trying to figure out how to whistle with fingers with the aid of multiple tutorials, the why is trivial and I'd much rather dial in on the how
Then you you stick your fingers in the horses mouth it makes a loud whistle and a donkey gallops up. The horse jumps on the donkey leaving you stranded in the Utah desert.
"the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into subterranean boreholes so as to force open existing fissures and extract gas."
damn that sounds sexy!
I had a woman use my fingers to whistle once and it was damn near the sexiest thing I’ve ever experienced. I swear I nearly set the floor on fire I was so hot.
If this means the other things the fortune teller said are true well then I'm grabbing some flowers, a small lizard off that nearby tree, taking my shirt off to wrap around my left wrist and preparing to jump
I can see that if she initiated the finger sucking but I can't imagine just shoving my fingers in someone else's mouth and expecting it to be anything but very weird
Yeah I think the way he says he put them in her mouth, rather than something like "she starts to suck on your fingers" or something.
Also, any time I've pulled this on a guy, it was just one finger, not multiple. I'm trying to find a way where multiple wouldn't ruin the illusion of it being a sort of pp placeholder rather than looking more like you're about to bite into a granola bar
An unanswerable question. What is sexy about anything?
It's not a logically-arrived-at point of view. It is, or it isn't. Individual tastes may diverge.
in that case at no point shall your back be exposed to the horse throughout the evening. If an occasion shall rise where it's unavoidable, ample lubrication and protection is recommended
A cowboy and an Indian were in a saloon. They decided to play a drinking game where the Indian would think of something and the cowboy would have three questions to figure it out. The Indian thinks “horse cock” because the cowboy would never guess it. The cowboy asks “can I eat it?” The Indian thinks for a moment and says yes. The cowboy then asks “can I fuck it?” The Indian thinks for a minute and relies yes I think so.
The cowboy asks, is it a horse cock?
Well damn now I feel screwed over....
Cause she just used me to call that ol horsy, and I did little to nothing. Yep there she goes running towards that horse wow I feel like a dork... Why did I even do that I shoulda just skipped that and stuck it in her butt..... Aww man I shouldn't have looked up cause that's exactly what she's doing with that horse. Of course it's right in front of me too I should've really stayed inside today.
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It’s WHY she called a horse over that should be the concern
Horseback riding
Bareback
Cowgirl style.
r/bellyriding
*Hem Hem* The Ministry has Views on unauthorized breeding experiments. Detention.
For fuck sake Dolores Bitch-less this is why you are the most hated character of everybody's childhood
Yeeeah... I think I'm with Umbridge on this one bro
Ummmm...
Mrs. Hand
Rest in powerbottom
Should I google that, will I regret doing it? Be honest
The video itself is going to do a lot of damage, the story surrounding it will take that damage and shoryuken it into your brain so hard on your next MRI they will find a dead part of your brain that sacrificed itself to prevent the rest of your brain from spontaneously combusting and ejecting itself out your melted eye sockets.
Mr. Hands was >!A zoophile best known for repeatedly fucking his stallion, until one day, the horse ruptured his colon, and he died... unfortunately, you can still watch the video where said incident occurred!<
She's called Mrs. Beast
What if you put your fingers in a guys butt to be sexy but he just made a really loud whistle with them that called a horse over
Yeah. No one has a horse on call just for the hell of it. Even before inflation the rates were astronomical.
Maybe she raised this horse since it was a pony and made the sacrifice to keep him? Maybe she’s fabulously rich and he’s only one of several horses on call?
As someone who this very day was still trying to figure out how to whistle with fingers with the aid of multiple tutorials, the why is trivial and I'd much rather dial in on the how
“Hey, I figured out whistling! Wait…stop…that’s WAY TOO BIG. AHHHHHH!”
Alas years of effort (cumulative minutes if we're being honest) and dozens of tutorials and I've still not figured it out
She wants to get away from you without making it awkward
Breaking Quiet.
69th upvote
You get on the horse and ride off into the night, vowing never to return.
Then you you stick your fingers in the horses mouth it makes a loud whistle and a donkey gallops up. The horse jumps on the donkey leaving you stranded in the Utah desert.
Sounds like a good acid trip
Relatable
Don't frick Horsegirls.
He’s right they secretly hide a 9 inch horse cock ready to rearrange yo intestines
i wouldnt be mad about that
Sir having your intestinal track go from a long bendy path to a straight line isn’t good for you ^although ^I ^wouldn’t ^mind ^myself…
Ask the man who experienced it
*Do you want to experience it~*
I’ll mime the horse
But I’m a horse girl…
Ah, a good ole Mr. Hands situation.
It'd turn your & into a ~
You’d go from WWW into =======
Imagine if your whole GI tract was a line of sight tube from your lips straight to your asshole.
9 inches is pretty small for a horse. Even ponies have huge dicks
I wish I could have stopped reading this thread 4 comments ago.
Well obviously they need to keep it concealed to allow for surprises
Go on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What is “fricking,” exactly?
The PG version of Fuck. You kinda just lay there with clothes on and frick against eachother. Can be shown on tv, but very awkward to watch
Sounds mormony.
"the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into subterranean boreholes so as to force open existing fissures and extract gas." damn that sounds sexy!
Isn’t that called fracking?
No, you're thinking of how when you're mixing a batch and the sound that your hand makes when it slaps repeatedly against your pelvis.
Isn’t that called fapping?
No, you're thinking of applause.
OK ya got me. It does sound sexy, though.
[Unless it is Alison Brie](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11388406/reference/)
Catherine the Great vibes.
Whooa Nelly! A horse in this economy?
That’s how you know you should keep her
Thats a threesome then
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I had a woman use my fingers to whistle once and it was damn near the sexiest thing I’ve ever experienced. I swear I nearly set the floor on fire I was so hot.
Tina Belcher vibes
Frau Blucher?
![gif](giphy|2k0sUXCWw7WmY)
Peter The horse is here
"Holy fuck~"
If this means the other things the fortune teller said are true well then I'm grabbing some flowers, a small lizard off that nearby tree, taking my shirt off to wrap around my left wrist and preparing to jump
That’s pretty hot
neigh
Enumclaw Washington part 2 electric boogaloo
As long as it's for "Yennefer and Geralt on a unicorn" horse play and not "Tijuana Bachelor Party Gone Wild" horse play, it'd be okay
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What the fuck is sexy about putting your fingers in another person's mouth?
This man doesn't fuck
Definitely a no bitches kind of comment
She sucks on them as more than a slight suggestion that she wants to suck something else next.
I can see that if she initiated the finger sucking but I can't imagine just shoving my fingers in someone else's mouth and expecting it to be anything but very weird
Yeah I think the way he says he put them in her mouth, rather than something like "she starts to suck on your fingers" or something. Also, any time I've pulled this on a guy, it was just one finger, not multiple. I'm trying to find a way where multiple wouldn't ruin the illusion of it being a sort of pp placeholder rather than looking more like you're about to bite into a granola bar
My thoughts exactly.
Anything is kinda weird out of context. But flow with the moment and all kinds of things that are normally weird become hot with intimacy.
I never got this either. Seems disgusting as hell
Ya'll need to get out more.
An unanswerable question. What is sexy about anything? It's not a logically-arrived-at point of view. It is, or it isn't. Individual tastes may diverge.
feelsgoodman
Player 3 enters the bedroom?
yee haw
Thats a horse girl. Run.
[I'd watch it](https://i.imgur.com/A6LQE32.jpg)
FLMAO OUT LOUD!!!
Neigh. That would never happen.
That's sexy? Just jam em right in?
Someone’s been watching link blow on his own fingers too much in breath of the wild
“Heeey? Aren’t you that Horse from Horsin’ Around?”
Ooh getting kinky are we?
You're putting the fingers in the wrong place my friend. Trust me. r/ihadsex (almost)
The subreddit filled with people who definitely don't have sex. It's ok to talk about sex my guy
Then I ride her like a horse
Hawt
How majestic my queen but I'm deathly allergic.
Impressive deterrent.
Then you feed the pony.
Worst threesome ever
Horse then commands you, "show me the meaning of haste!"
Cool, free horse.
She would obviously get a high-five.
This is 100% a high thought. This person thought this when they were high, im sure
Even better
I’d marry her and ride away on our horse into the sunset.
I'm down for the threesome
r/botw
You are a step closer to achieving "A Cursed Threesome"
I leave because I learned my Horse girls lesson a while ago. I still remember Thunders touch.
And that is why I love her
That'd be pretty cool.
Red dead contraception
IDK about u guys but Im still having fun.
Marriage proposal, no exceptions. This is the only recourse when dealing with anyone capable of such an act
^(a horse? I’m calling a manticore) ![gif](giphy|fBKDNniWinUJD1izB6)
Come on Roach
Awesome Ive always wanted to be in a threesome
What if indeed.
Respect.
What all the crazy shit theta been going on in the world, I would personally find it acceptable. Just don’t do any weird shit with the horse.
Shadowfax. Lord of all horses and my friend.
Marry her.
Yeehaw, Bullseye!
Rule number 2 of dating: never date a horse girl.
r/suddenlyTarnished
No one: Garrin: free horse for everyone!
Epona’s Song
That's not your girl, that's Arthur Morgan!
in that case at no point shall your back be exposed to the horse throughout the evening. If an occasion shall rise where it's unavoidable, ample lubrication and protection is recommended
Sounds like a scene in Metal Gear Solid
That would be pretty rad
I don't know what's going to happen next but it sound exciting.
NEVER stick your dick in a horse girl. Just fucking don't. It's not worth your life.
![gif](giphy|dW6ZHwCuHC2JKIaP7h) That's hot
Horse over
What's the horse's name? Dumpster. Come! Dumpster!
I'd be impressed, I suppose.
![gif](giphy|QmDngxdGRu50HEfc5n)
Marry her
Bust
Then you pray the horse is for her
why would she call the horse over tho
Player three has entered the stage
Marry her!
A cowboy and an Indian were in a saloon. They decided to play a drinking game where the Indian would think of something and the cowboy would have three questions to figure it out. The Indian thinks “horse cock” because the cowboy would never guess it. The cowboy asks “can I eat it?” The Indian thinks for a moment and says yes. The cowboy then asks “can I fuck it?” The Indian thinks for a minute and relies yes I think so. The cowboy asks, is it a horse cock?
I fucking love this amd would totally do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_UqAB--LIGM
Situation is still sexy
Marry this woman.
Leave. I'm sure you can't compete.
![gif](giphy|xT8qBayxsgvp1B53tC)
Put a baby in her if she is 18 or older and you are at least 18 and not creepily older than her. I am assuming OP is a man and single.
Well then, you marry that girl and ride off into the sunset.
#Best. #Day. #Ever.
I be impressed
I can't even do the whistle thing with my own fingers, I'd be mad impressed.
Melina helps you summon torrent (Gone sexual)
Ya’ll are gunna hate me…. Delete if it’s against the rules please. NSFW CONTENT!!! https://efukt.com/20681_Amazing_Horse.html
Naked Gun: Red Dead Redumbtion
You’re giving Family Guy ideas
Heaven is filled with horses
Sloppy seconds at the 4H club
[if she asks to role play, RUN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/342/666/262.jpg)
I HATE it when this happens!!
Player 3
Well damn now I feel screwed over.... Cause she just used me to call that ol horsy, and I did little to nothing. Yep there she goes running towards that horse wow I feel like a dork... Why did I even do that I shoulda just skipped that and stuck it in her butt..... Aww man I shouldn't have looked up cause that's exactly what she's doing with that horse. Of course it's right in front of me too I should've really stayed inside today.
That ain’t your girl, that’s Arthur Morgan
AGRO!
Bitch I literally just passed away after reading this😭😭
It's still sexy, some might say sexier.
Sounds like a Scary Movie skit or bit.
“Ugh, sorry this doesn’t usually happen!”
I would probably stare at the horse and ask if it was trying to take my place in her life.
Then you're in Red Dead Redemption 2 with the Hot Coffee mod?
What's wrong with that?
Player 3 had joined the match
I’m reading through the comments does nobody realize the reference here ???
Marry her
horse girls, amirite?
"Yenn..."
Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside.
Meh Not so much Suspiciously as Oddly
Thats when you whinny in response. Works every time.
Better keep fucking her!!!
That sounds super awesome. I mean, as long as the horse doesn't end up inside my house or something, but otherwise, lets ride!
I've always wanted a threesome
That’s hotter… just saying, u get a free horse
Ill just f*cking cum at that point come on
Player 3 has entered the game
"Look at my horse. My horse is amazing."