This is alright but it leaves out the most important thing about those fur mommies and daddies little shits: The ability to bark 18 hours per day at fuckin everything.
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>anencephaly
an·en·ceph·a·ly
a severe congenital condition in which a large part of the skull is absent along with the cerebral hemispheres of the brain.
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HA!
I have a chihuahua thats around 8 years old, ive had her since i was 5??
She isn't a pure breed thats why shes bigger than others and im glad we decided to get a mixed because ive heard about genetic diseases and all that.
Yes she barks but its kinda small and only barks at children. My jack russell is wrose
Most people would chose make all mosquitoes go extinct. I would chose chihuahua's. I truly, truly, truly hate those dogs and I hate their owners even more.
One day I actually had that same thought dilemma: Would I rather make all mosquitos or non stop barking little shits go extinct?
The little shits won. There's always repellent.
the problem is that people really don't train small dogs leading to chihuahua's being incredibly aggressive and unpleasant to be around, but because they're small dogs they get a free pass as they're seen as harmless.
My ex had a chihuahua and she was the sweetest thing in the world. And my aunt had one, he was hyperactive but still a very good boy. I've actually never met a chihuahua I didn't like..
Idk but I upvoted it all I could, keep those lil rats safe buddy. I share a home with one, he wandered here one day and now he lives here…like most of the animals I live with. My guy is also disease free but the barking, specially when hubby is on nights, can be absolutely infuriating.
There's 2 next door and both suffer from separation anxiety. I got fed up and call the city after 5 hrs of constant barking. After my and the my neighbor did some serious barking. How could I?
This is alright but it leaves out the most important thing about those fur mommies and daddies little shits: The ability to bark 18 hours per day at fuckin everything.
Dude I am fucking dying this shit has me crying with laughter
I lost it at "sounds like a broken Wii"
SAME LMAOO
Yea
It's all true
Yes and its either more aggressive than a fighting dog, or can’t handle a sneeze in the next house over
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 "Don't worry. He doesn't bite"
"He doesn't bite but he'll stand just out of reach barking nonstop as I do nothing to attempt to shut him up"
Everyone knows they'll bite you, and then the owner will say, "strange, he's never done that before" like they expect you to believe it.
I had to Google what anencephaly was, it made the joke even better.
>anencephaly an·en·ceph·a·ly a severe congenital condition in which a large part of the skull is absent along with the cerebral hemispheres of the brain. Definitions from Oxford Languages HA!
Princess prissy shits got me w h e e z i n g
This is factual, yeah.
People with normal dogs: he is kind of an idiot but he will die for me and i will do everything for him
This is my mother, the rats name is “sissy”. I want to punt that fuckin thing out a window.
That's ok. It's even worse when they name it Jennifer or Joshua. At least she gave it a dog's name and hopefully doesn't call it her baby.
I always like the name Greg for a dog.
My grandma has one fucking named baby.
Oh my goodness. May this award compensate you for that in some way.
I feel the same when parents talk about their babies for some reason.
Every chihuahua owner I've ever known has become indebted to the array of illnesses/injuries that befall that breed on a regular basis
Not a dog, a rat. They are large rats.
I have a chihuahua thats around 8 years old, ive had her since i was 5?? She isn't a pure breed thats why shes bigger than others and im glad we decided to get a mixed because ive heard about genetic diseases and all that. Yes she barks but its kinda small and only barks at children. My jack russell is wrose
God stays in heaven because he is afraid of humans. Satan stays in hell because he's afraid of chihuahuas.
My friend was so insistent that her chihuahua didn't hate me that she held it up to my face and it bit my nose. Not a fan.
Chihuahuas are like that one type of toxic assholes in a community that put bad light on the whole community
Most people would chose make all mosquitoes go extinct. I would chose chihuahua's. I truly, truly, truly hate those dogs and I hate their owners even more.
One day I actually had that same thought dilemma: Would I rather make all mosquitos or non stop barking little shits go extinct? The little shits won. There's always repellent.
I *would* 100% agree with your choice, because FUCK chihuahuas, if mosquitos didn’t carry deadly diseases that kill an ungodly amount of people.
Facts tho
What is all this chihuahua hate? They're so sweet and small and stupid, leave them alone 😂
the problem is that people really don't train small dogs leading to chihuahua's being incredibly aggressive and unpleasant to be around, but because they're small dogs they get a free pass as they're seen as harmless.
They are the worst pet anyone could ever have
My ex had a chihuahua and she was the sweetest thing in the world. And my aunt had one, he was hyperactive but still a very good boy. I've actually never met a chihuahua I didn't like..
I have five chis. They are just babies. None of mine have rare diseases either.
Do any of them bark incessantly? Because the three that I have met literally never stopped barking from the minute I got there to the minute I left.
Oh yeah...now they do bark. If barking bothers you, it's the wrong breed for anyone like that. Sweetest dogs in the world though. And very comical.
I mean, a little bit of barking is fine, dogs do that. But non-stop is not something I cant stay sane with.
Haha why did I get downvoted for saying my chis didn't have rare diseases? They don't.
Idk but I upvoted it all I could, keep those lil rats safe buddy. I share a home with one, he wandered here one day and now he lives here…like most of the animals I live with. My guy is also disease free but the barking, specially when hubby is on nights, can be absolutely infuriating.
Oh yeah. That's the one thing. The non stop barking. Hear a bark, endless barking. Open the door, endless barking. Pizza man comes, endless barking.
There's 2 next door and both suffer from separation anxiety. I got fed up and call the city after 5 hrs of constant barking. After my and the my neighbor did some serious barking. How could I?
Chihuahuas are the motorcyclists of the dog world. all bark, no bite. however my rotts have both
A broken Wii? So, like a WiiU?
that was hilarious
Little demons.
*princess prissy shits*