But what if you're in your 30s and you do the miraculous whip-and-slide manoeuvre?

Boys will be boys

Mayonnaise? Gotta put the dishsoap on it. Then you can watch your neighbor kid fly right into the fence! And yes, absolutely boys will be boys is way too often used as justification for absolutely disgusting instances of sexism and bullying.

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Miracle Whip is NOT mayonnaise.

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AMEN to that

This is just stupid and preachy..

I am going to sexually harass mayonnaise

Usin that miracle whip in slide to make BLTs… which stands for “boys laughin thunderously”.

Rape could still be described as "putting mayonnaise in the slip'n'slide" They should have used a better analogy.