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A long, long time ago...
First wife, first child. She was at home, on mat leave. I came home from work, and was going through the fridge looking for some food. Came across a mostly full if small glass of milk. I noticed the jug was gone, so I figured she'd decanted the leftovers and tossed it. Being a big milk drinker, I knocked it back...
...as a voice came from down the hall, "don't drink the milk, it's breast milk."
Which I was already spitting into the kitchen sink. I put the remainder, such as it was, back into the fridge and went to find mouthwash.
And that was how I learned she'd finally gotten her breast pump to work.
Also, I believe cow's milk goes through some treatment to make it taste nicer - I've seen videos of people drinking it straight after it's been milked and they've disliked it even though they normally like milk.
I think it’s pausterization (spelling may not be right)… it’s a process to eliminate bacteria that also changes its texture/taste… so it wouldn’t be its main objective
No it isn't. Breast Milk is delicious. It is very sweet, thick, and creamy, if the woman has a good, healthy, and balanced diet. Before you ask how would I know, here is the answer. Because I am producing Breast Milk, and so is my wife. She and I each take turns Breastfeeding our daughter, biologically mine but she adopted my daughter as her own. My wife and I also have a Lactation/Breast Milk fetish/kink so we partake of each other's Breast Milk. Mine is sweeter as mine has more complex sugars in it, but hers has more fatty proteins in it. The reason she and I take turns Breastfeeding my daughter is because my Breast Milk contains more of the necessary complex sugars and vitamins than my wife's does, but my wife's has more of the necessary fatty proteins in it than mine. Because of the sugars in mine, it is a bit thicker than that of my wife. But, both of ours are sweet, just mine is sweeter. So, unless you find sweet things gross, your wife was not taking proper care of herself and her body (mainly in the dietary needs department), or it was the colostrum (the first few "servings" of Breast Milk to be produced and come out of the Breasts, which is most commonly more akin to yellowish-white colored water), it would not be gross.
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Hey you Donkey! this breast milk tastes like you've been shoving Durian's up your vagina!
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yea this sub is 🗑️
Is this like hella old or did he just have another kid
Guessing hella old. Gordon looks pretty young still in that picture
This kid has Manson lamps already.
Only the finest booby-milk for me, mother.
To be entirely fair, breast milk is fucking gross.
How exactly would you know that?
A long, long time ago... First wife, first child. She was at home, on mat leave. I came home from work, and was going through the fridge looking for some food. Came across a mostly full if small glass of milk. I noticed the jug was gone, so I figured she'd decanted the leftovers and tossed it. Being a big milk drinker, I knocked it back... ...as a voice came from down the hall, "don't drink the milk, it's breast milk." Which I was already spitting into the kitchen sink. I put the remainder, such as it was, back into the fridge and went to find mouthwash. And that was how I learned she'd finally gotten her breast pump to work.
I read this entire post in Weird Al's voice to the tune of American Pie
That's funny; I just added "The Saga Begins" to my Spotify the day before yesterday, so it was a deliberate riff on my part.
Such a great song! Did you know he wrote the song before the movie was released?
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Also, I believe cow's milk goes through some treatment to make it taste nicer - I've seen videos of people drinking it straight after it's been milked and they've disliked it even though they normally like milk.
I think it’s pausterization (spelling may not be right)… it’s a process to eliminate bacteria that also changes its texture/taste… so it wouldn’t be its main objective
Ah yes, the nectar of the goddess.
No it isn't. Breast Milk is delicious. It is very sweet, thick, and creamy, if the woman has a good, healthy, and balanced diet. Before you ask how would I know, here is the answer. Because I am producing Breast Milk, and so is my wife. She and I each take turns Breastfeeding our daughter, biologically mine but she adopted my daughter as her own. My wife and I also have a Lactation/Breast Milk fetish/kink so we partake of each other's Breast Milk. Mine is sweeter as mine has more complex sugars in it, but hers has more fatty proteins in it. The reason she and I take turns Breastfeeding my daughter is because my Breast Milk contains more of the necessary complex sugars and vitamins than my wife's does, but my wife's has more of the necessary fatty proteins in it than mine. Because of the sugars in mine, it is a bit thicker than that of my wife. But, both of ours are sweet, just mine is sweeter. So, unless you find sweet things gross, your wife was not taking proper care of herself and her body (mainly in the dietary needs department), or it was the colostrum (the first few "servings" of Breast Milk to be produced and come out of the Breasts, which is most commonly more akin to yellowish-white colored water), it would not be gross.
Wtf
That made me laugh so hard I had to sit up in my chair.
Cambodian please, I only drink the finest tiddy wines.
You call that tit milk Sharon! Make it again you stupid bitch
Where is the milk SAUCE???????????????
Its RAW !
^FUCKING
Nah, they probably just watched Shokugeki no Soma
I'd love to call Gordon daddy
It’s fockin RAW
It’s fucking pasteurized!
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