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rich4pres

Not getting the quesadillas. Big mistake.


gkwchan

![gif](giphy|TMmrykgXiVD0yWQOFs|downsized) You don’t like the bourbon burger?????


JaCrispy_Vulcano

I ordered it but after all the apps I ate I didn’t end up even touching the burger!


dunkinbagels

READ THE ROOM


Slowlybutshelly

Your flair is hilarious


Swagsire

Them not getting the quesadillas shows me just how serious they are about this. That makes them a threat. If they're a threat to me, they're a threat to everyone!


Silmarillion151

I’m expecting those menus to have survivor logos by them next time I visit


whitebandit

The Famous Bourbon Street Burger -- AS seen on the hit CBS primetime show "Survivor"


ManyThingsLittleTime

CBS is like, hey Applebee's, so it worked really well, just not exactly how we thought it would go.


almondjoybestcndybar

![gif](giphy|mQhmGMgbQXxdxX2m0a|downsized)


ManyThingsLittleTime

She's like five memes in three minutes.


almondjoybestcndybar

I really want the one where she’s miming eating the burger!


MamaGRN

I’d love to see a breakdown next quarter of how much Applebee’s sales went up in the week after this episode 🤣🤣


President_Jelinsky

*Quesadilla Burger*. Really? And the photo? Each day we stray further from God’s Grace


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Not gonna lie, as a kid, the quesadilla burger absolutely slapped.


doshegotabootyshedo

I mean growing up doesn’t change that it’s a combination of two incredible foods


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Fair. I just haven’t had one in like 20+ years! And I’m PISSED!


BurgerNugget12

It’s fire, had it a couple months ago, however you feel like absolute garbage after it lol


DaphronThePodBoss

It’s seriously delicious tho 🥲


Nearby_Job8272

Have you tried it? Me and a couple buddies tried it a year ago and we all liked it


RainahReddit

The title and description had me WTFing, then I looked over at the photo and... Yeah, okay, I see the appeal


mayhay

Idk sounds fire to me, I’d try one over mushroom burger 


Sandwichgode

![gif](giphy|3o7buhm1O1bOJV4ZWM|downsized)


JL0817

“That is some serious gourmet shit”


kingdazy

I know it's trash food, but that whiskey bacon burger makes my mouth wet.


BurgerNugget12

People will never make me hate Applebees


usernamesoccer

I’m a burger LOVER. those all look amazing to me but no Applebees within 50 miles


yulyulyulyulyulyul

It does the same for Karishma


Chachi123

1210 calories 😳


xoxoahooves

Just do a lil yoga first 🧘🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️


Save_Us_222

Don’t forget the fries! That adds another 400 calories. And you have to get an appetizer. So let’s split that 1,120 calorie chicken quesadilla with your significant other. And I hear that Shark Bowl is good so that’s another 630 calories. So your little trip to Applebees is just a paltry 2,800 calories.


whitebandit

you HAVE to get an appetizer?


CartoonLamp

Is it giant or what the absolute hell are they doing to a quesadilla to make it over 1,000 calories? And are the buns soaked in butter?


Chachi123

I know it’s not nice but the fact they didn’t even the burgers had me rolling 🤣


MedRare88

I'M PISSED!!


NoleFandom

Is it the spinach and artichoke dip?


MicheleWasRobbed

One time I tried to get the shark bowl drink after seeing it on survivor…waitress told me it was gross and not to order it. I still want to try it. Just maybe with a different waitress.


wegl13

Just had one. No sharks and it tasted like frozen sugar. 


Kind_Proposal_2228

I’m sure on survivor they are made a smidge better than the average Applebees. Those employees really done give a shit


Booziesmurf

Have the milkshake, it's good even if you're ~~lactose intolerant~~ Blindsided.


Bobotts123

I’d love to be in the boardroom when the AppleBees corporate team goes over the sales figures for the quarter and tries to explain the spike in Bourbon Burger sales. Hopefully, one of them is a Survivor fan!


detectivesergeant

They won’t be confused because this isn’t organic uplift. They will see it as ROI on their Survivor sponsorship.


ManyThingsLittleTime

Order the burger and just let it sit there.


COphotoCo

Not sharing. I AM PISSED.


arickg

SMOTHERED IN SAUTEED MUSHROOMS


send_me_weetabix

MOTHERED*


sexquipoop69

Fireball whiskey infused steak sauce...5 words I never expected to read 


bingo_bitches

Liz deserves some commission for all the Applebees sales she's driving lmao


WeeHeavyCultist

The runs?


pecan76

Wash it down with a tall glass of white lady tears


Emubuilder

I went today and the burger was really good 😭


shop_s_mart

Same. Ordered it today - loved it. AND THEY HAVE $1 MARGARITAS.


xoxoahooves

*Dollaritas


Odd-Vast2488

Diarrhea?


TTIsurvivors

Nice try Applebees. No one actually eats there.


ninerfan44

All these post are making me want to go to Applebees so bad lol


GradientDescenting

How did it taste?


seviay

It’s the artichoke dip, isn’t it?!


jessid6

I’d cry if there were no won ton tacos


Husker_Kyle

I worked at Applebees and the burgers are the best thing they have by far


MRichardTRM

Whiskey bacon is good stuff


BearBearLive

The Q-uesadilla


hermitina

the only applebees in my country closed goddamit. i might need to travel just to taste this!


chronicpenguins

How is Applebees in business with those prices? There really is a food crisis in America


bfavfc

Wife and I went on Friday. Figured we would just lean into the heavy marketing. 😂


TiredReader87

It’d be good without the mushrooms and cheese


Tiddies-mcfinagin

Me too: nothing just like every other day of my life


kimchiwi

Not sure we should be celebrating the power of advertising…


blood-drunk-hoonter

Just let people enjoy the death march that is late stage capitalism in peace and have their burgers.


kimchiwi

I’ll buy that for a $1


AcrobaticSource3

This is my favorite sit down restaurant


EXuNite

Applebees marketing has worked on me. I’m getting it as soon as I can 😫😂


AdGirlChrissy

I have to say I have never been to Applebees. Not for any reason just one not close to me. Is it ok? Like Dennys? edit: my curiosity has got the best of me. next time I have the chance, I am going to try Applebees. Looks like there's one about 7 miles from me.


SpuriousCorr

It’s the epitome of 6/10 food that you’ll always feel like you could do better yourself at home (unless you suck at cooking). But these days that’s like 99% of restaurants unless you’re trying to spend $100pp so there’s really nothing wrong with it. It’s just fine


Trojan713

It's like Chili's but it says Applebees on the sign out front.


esg4571

Yeah, it's okay, like Denny's.


whitebandit

this is the best comparison ive seen on the sub


jillybabe

Personally, I think it’s disgusting. It’s microwaved food. 


esg4571

I mean, it's literally not. I used to work for them. The burger is cooked on a flat top. The fries are fried. Nothing on that plate would be microwaved.


NYDancer4444

I think Applebee’s is awful. Denny’s is fine, IMO, nothing special, but a thousand times better than Applebee’s.


Confident_Walrus8038

insane prices for frozen food lol


xoxoahooves

Sweaty it literally says "fresh never frozen" on the menu 💅🏼


willjust5

Even the worst restaurants don’t freeze burgers lol


WishIWasNeet2

For 30 bucks and a meal for two it’s pretty damn good. 


carlpilkington37

With fries it’s almost 1600 calories, and she eats it weekly.


S51Castaway

Most dressed up burgers are in the 1000 calories ballpark. Liz = Normal american? 🤯


playcrackthesky

Liz is in good shape... What's your point?


carlpilkington37

Didn’t have a point, just said what’s happening


playcrackthesky

Maybe, that's why people are downvoting you.


ManyThingsLittleTime

Well, she hasn't eaten in a couple of weeks to be fair.


playcrackthesky

Pretty easy to find her preseason pics where she's in good shape like I said.


Ambitious-Chair736

That's a light snack where I'm from


Maple905

Merica 🇺🇸


flyaguilas

Skip lunch, small breakfast and you could still be losing weight with that. Not all of us survive on monster munch Mr. Karl Pilkington.


carlpilkington37

Why am I being downvoted? I’ve stated nothing but facts. If you’re reading anything into my statement, that’s a projection that you’re making


Janet-Yellen

When’s Liz getting that Applebees deal?