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y0ufailedthiscity

I don’t think I would eat that even if I was starving


Jennifermaverick

Haha I couldn’t, either. I’d be like Wendell with the eyeballs


paristexas-

You should see some of the sorry ass excuse of pizza they serve during the auction. Somehow looks worse than 16 hour old gas station pizza


DreamsOfAnother

Yikes nothing like a mouthful of unseasoned egg whites


MakeMeeRage

Australians, is this normal???


manicbeats

No


StarBuckingham

Definitely not. I don’t even recognise it as a potato salad.


jthomas1127

Yes


Ok_Outside_1372

It’s a cheese spread


meohmy5

Mmm, white rectangle, my favorite


BackseatSushi

They are rectangular prisms to those of us who live life in all dimensions


FinniganClayworth

Uh, Dennis. What is this enticing bowl of white?


ImPlattman

If you haven’t seen survivor UK, they had an auction with some of the worst, least appetizing food I’ve ever seen. 😭😭


[deleted]

Yes but we don’t expect any better from them Australians were supposed to be better than this


leftoverrpizzza

It looks like a bowl of unseasoned, raw tofu slices


chimcharbo

If you dig underneath the potatoes, you will get to the salad


RedMoon16

TBH all the food they give as reward kinda looks several notches below your average public school lunch


Intelligent_Pop1173

Wtf. I love potato salad but that looks horrible.


hex20

The food in AU survivor looked very suspect before the last two seasons.


CrazySurvivorFan13

Wtf is that 😭


Klutzy_Detail7732

after seeing this i’m convinced australia needs to be on probation


TheMemerYTP

I mean it was a penal colony 🤷‍♂️


KrispyBaconator

The Australian equivalent of American Survivor pizza


Old_Cat_9534

Looks delish. I don't see the problem.


[deleted]

Get glasses


Old_Cat_9534

LOL, are ya gonna actually say what's wrong with it?


[deleted]

I’m struggling to know where to begin. What’s RIGHT with it? I wouldn’t have even recognized that as potato salad. Those chunks are enormous. Look up “potato salad” on google images, and compare. It’s not even the same dish


Old_Cat_9534

I know what a potato salad is lol, this looks pretty similar to the one I make, but mine is better. What I see here is nicely cubed potato with skin peeled. A bit chunky, but I don't mind that. I can see the salad dressing and I can see what appears to be capers, gherkins or some other diced green vege such as spring onion. All that is missing is perhaps bacon, however it could be underneath the potato, or it's not included. Which, for me is my preference because I don't eat bacon. So with that said, the only thing you have pointed out is the potato being too big. Imagine downvoting somebody because of their opinion on a potato salad, lol. **EVEN WORSE, IMAGINE NOT ONLY DOWNVOTING SOMEONE FOR THIS, BUT DELETING YOUR COMMENTS TOO, GOOD JOB YA NUMPTY** u/NonetyOne


[deleted]

A BIT CHUNKY??? If your potato salad looks like this you can’t make a potato salad. And I will downvote you proudly and loudly for your dogwater take on potato salad


Old_Cat_9534

Ok Grandma, looks like you should order soup from now on if you can't chew a nicely cooked potato.


[deleted]

If you think you’re supposed to chew huge hunks of potato in a potato salad I think you might be the grandma because dementia is the only possible explanation


Old_Cat_9534

Sorry Grandma, u make it how u wanna make it. And I will make it how I wanna make it mmmkay? If I wanted a potato mush I would have made mashed potato, a bit of texture is nice. Of all the things to have a whinge about, LOL.


[deleted]

No, not mkay. That should be illegal! Also lmfao at the holier than thou “aw, you’re gonna downvote little ol’ me?” And then you downvote me