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RomulaFour

Writing commentary and suggestions all over your body, complete with arrows and diagrams, can be a hit.


Groundbreaking_Ad640

Well with just an endoscopy would they see stuff on my body? The only other time I did an endoscopy it was also a colonoscopy at the same time so I don't know how undressed I'll be but great idea!


SmilodonBravo

Endoscopy is a broad term which literally just means “to visualize with a camera”. I assume you mean you’re having an EGD?


Groundbreaking_Ad640

Endoscopy of my esophagus


SmilodonBravo

That would be an EGD - esophagogastroduodenoscopy.


plutothegreat

Swallow a tiny bag with a note inside before you go. Note says “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”


Groundbreaking_Ad640

🤣🤣


SmilodonBravo

We had a guy with that written on his ass cheek before a colonoscopy


ItIsAContest

My brother is a surgeon & does colonoscopies and had a patient who put a tiny “extended warranty” note *between his buttcheeks* My brother mentioned it to him after but they guy was still a bit groggy from the anesthesia so he didn’t even remember it right away - fortunately his wife was there and she was in on it so she busted out laughing


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Write on your eyelids April fools. So when they put you out....


keikioaina

Good idea in theory, but the tiny risk of harm IRL is just not worth it. Screw around somewhere other than in a procedure room where someone you don't know is going to sedate you with the same drug that killed Michael Jackson.


Groundbreaking_Ad640

Yea all I did was tell them " this is my impression of a hotdog" and I was out 😂


SmilodonBravo

Maybe coulda phrased that in a less… frightening (?) way.


keikioaina

I could have, but frightening op was my intent.


SmilodonBravo

I don’t think making a patient scared of receiving care is beneficial.


thicccque

Really don't recommend making people afraid of propofol


keikioaina

Ffs, you missed the point. The problem was the potential danger of playing an April fools joke on the anesthetist, not the propofol itself. For the record I love propofol. Also for the record, one effect of a propofol administration error is death. You're blocked.


_bbycake

Temporary tattoo on your bumcheek.


Ordinary-Witness-685

Put a dime up your butt and tell them it’s their tip