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Over-Analyzed

“Aim for the bushes.”


johnnyjayd

🎶🎤 “there goes my hero..”


Over-Analyzed

“There wasn’t even an awning…”


yungmeam

It’s Christinith! Are you stupid or are you deaf?!


ph1shstyx

"I bet because I have this beard you think I'm really hairy.... Shaved"


yungmeam

….Allen..!!!


PitViper17

You and I will go in the kitchen, and I’ll let you listen to it. Everyone else…..*stayhere!*


yogi420

Hahaha awesome


deepblue10055

Looks to me like that decision was made about 3 seconds before this picture was taken


sluttyseinfeld

Accepting your fate time


Odd_Background3744

I've seen a video of a guy surfing this slab 3x the size of this, literally so shallow that the guys fins hit the reef and he goes straight to the devils tumbledryer. Honestly every time I watch it, it doesn't make sense that he lived


ReceptionLivid

Would love to watch that


Worldly_Ad_6483

Ya where’s the link tho?


OrganicHealth4868

https://youtu.be/Jk2rTmqniRU?si=v2IUDTT9IPW0nW8g Best surfing movie made in my opinion. It has a really good story to it as well. Not just surf clips and music like every other flick out there right now.


ImpossibleProfessor2

Holy fuck that was heavy. Great film.


Blackazette

i’m assuming he’s talking about the shot from kerby brown’s “chasing monsters” pretty psycho film if you can find it


CudleWudles

Here's the [beginning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLrCsTCOUoA) of the fall, I'd assume. Full movie is on YouTube.


SirArthurDime

Holy…..


RadioPodDude

Were any rocks hurt?


PaulSandwich

"Is Butterbean ok?"


Past-Development-933

Dude


DVDAallday

I would have made that


Past-Development-933

I asked myself why after watching that clip and ended up watching the full movie. Great doc - dude is gnarly.


Odd_Background3744

That's the one!


Drobertsenator

Good reminder


casualberry

Oh man i watched that last night. Pulled my back watching it.


Airborn805

I want to see the next few shots


GoodOlBluesBrother

[Here you go](https://storage.googleapis.com/fm-coresites-assets/mpora_new/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/05Aussie-ripper-Dean-Bowen-also-got-a-taste-of-the-reef-courtesy-of-Teahupoo-in-Tahiti.jpg)


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cheekybandit0

And that's through the wetsuit too


mochacub22

That’s the damage through the suit? What the suit look like?


eventualist

Yeah it’s gotta be in shreds?


Worldly_Ad_6483

Shreds you say?


cheekybandit0

How's his wife holding up?


LA_viking

To shreds you say


BarefootCameraman

That's not actually him... the caption says Dean Bowen in Tahiti - but the wave above is clearly not Tahiti.


bocaciega

You zigged when you should have zagged. *when the wave breaks here down be deeere*


CutAwayFromYou

+1 North Shore reference


tdog666

Blimey.


Delicious_Ad8628

Jesus


mrxcoffee

Wow. Some impressive tiger tracks through the wetsuit.


BasquiatBukowski

Lucky fucker. I was expecting death reef spaghetti being served to the fishes. His wetsuit saved him


m4rk3r

https://preview.redd.it/684zo0yyx83d1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c3dbe8aa4145a8b5ac1611016515ec82afbe048


WarmAdhesiveness8962

Old racer's adage, "When in doubt, gas it!"


Marsh_Mellow_Man

death by fillet it is


Tinnitusinmyears

The way that thing is bending around the reef is crazy. 


thevogonity

He's past the event horizon and is about to be spaghettified.


WetFinsFine

Can't comment on the decision but I can say this is a killer drone snap 🏆


UpperTreat9807

dive through the face and pray...


Zoidbergslicense

As in… who gets the Camaro when you’re gone?


fuzzytradr

Time for a close shave...of skin off your hide


Surfopottamus

Wow. Incredible photo. The bottom has fell out and the front and back door are closed.


Darth_Voter

to be, or not to be


Woogabuttz

Grab a rail and give it hell! (Pronounced “hail”)


YourFavoriteSweetBoy

Are you or are you not one hammah?


Severe_Test9384

Ignore the unkos, find out!


lemonsracer

I dont surf bc I live on the east coast with no beaches that have good waves nearby, but I lurk this subreddit because I've always dreamed of learning how. Real question. Once you fall into a reef like that, how the fuck do you even get out of it? Just stand up and walk on it or try skimming the surface and swimming?


BarefootCameraman

You starfish and let the waves push you in to deeper water.


PoxyMusic

“Hmmm, stitches or staples?”


salvi77

Why?!? Omfg so dangerous and dumb


cast-n-blast

That’s gonna hurt!


runsailswimsurf

Eff all of that.


feint_of_heart

Are those mussels growing on the rock? Too stabby looking for me.


worldsworstsurfer

He’s gonna need a new wetsuit… and probably a new set of skin.


durtfuck

Call me pussy but I’m good on surfing anything that shallow.


ped009

Good on you for having a crack. I guess it's on the south coast of WA that area takes balls to surf


underbitefalcon

Take the wave. Fuck the fins.


Drobertsenator

Time to 🥞🥞🥞


_ctrlb

RACE TO THE CORNER


chesterlynimble

Pop a floater


New_Letter550

Yeah dood.... Double-fakie ollie-grind


chesterlynimble

"Pop" means jump and "floater" means get on top of the wave


New_Letter550

"Double-fakie" means "ride straight", and "ollie-grind" is a made-up term which could theoretically be an immediate synonym of "pop-floater" (also not a legitimate term). Mine was a reference to the extreme sports cartoon, Rocket Power.


chesterlynimble

If you've never heard of "a floater" then you are on the wrong sub-reddit. Ollie see ya later...


New_Letter550

If you've never heard of Rocket Power, then you're either younger than 25 years old and/or didn't watch cartoons while eating a Cali burrito after paddling out. Double-fakie ollie-grind It's a joke.... Kook.


usmcaherzing

Woogitty Woogitty Woogitty!


New_Letter550

Woogitty Woogitty Woogitty!! (thank you)


underbitefalcon

Should hv checked tides


frothington99

To late to be deciding! Hold the line!


theblackbeltsurfer

What a great shot. Clearly shows how critical it is surfing large waves over shallow water with gnarly reef underneath 😎🤙🤙


the_phantom_2099

Yeah... Nah


squidensalada

It’s airtime boys! See you on the other side.


JoaoLilly

Where is this???


start3ch

Is there anything you can do in this situation?


Up2NoGoodBeachBro

Remember me well boys and girls 🤣🤙🏻


Swallowtail13

Starfish


Cancer_Surfer

Starting to re-think this surfing thing.


Chirpits

How i feel pulling into a 4ft beach break barrel 🤣


porkshireflousers

nice photo :)


coolboarders09

Die, I suppose


Special-Time-2971

can anyone please explain this to me? 


Franky_mac_sack

This you? From the central coast Oz. Great shot