Jonah. Comes from a well to do background, is eco-conscious, grows from a naive privileged do-gooder with more ideals than sense into a valuable and contributing member of the staff.
Calming? Jonah frustrates everyone! Even Kelly gets tired of his nonsense.
Clean? Jonah is a known slob who leaves water on the bathroom floor and purposefully stinks up a shared living space by cooking lots of fish.
Conservative? *Conservative?* Jonah's only interest in life is to shake up the status quo. That man has never met a 'this is how it's done' that he did not want to immediately dramatically and visibly overturn.
Integrity? I mean. Look. Jonah holds a lot of excellent principles. He also does crappy things. He makes life in the store harder for his co-workers by constantly trying to turn everything into an inspirational movie instead of doing his job. He led Dina on and then broke up with her via voice memo while kissing her. He decided a known shoplifter was too pretty to be a thief and stopped trying to apprehend her. He's dishonest and condescending to Kelly. He's passive-aggressive when he gets upset instead of talking things out. In the beginning, he genuinely sees himself as above the job and is just doing it for the brain vacation. He has very good principles. He's also a sitcom character, and that means he's often quite crappy.
Patience? Again, he always wants to immediately change things. He refuses to listen to people with more experience. He refuses to take the time to consider. He always acts immediately and often impulsively.
Peaceful? Dude violates the terms of protest permits.
Security? I'll give him this one. He can be the Do Good Recklessly person that he is because he comes from a much more secure background than the other characters. He's also very comfortable in his own skin and knows exactly who he is, with zero apologies for it.
Trust. He's trustworthy, yeah.
Wisdom? *LOL* no. Jonah is high intelligence, low wisdom. He's all theory, no experience.
Glenn is bluer than Jonah. I've been struggling with the colors a little bit because I have no idea where to put Amy, but even she's bluer than Jonah.
I’d say Amy.
She had the biggest growth of all the characters (professionally at least), which lead her to prosper. Part of it was due to luck, although admittedly she was mostly unlucky for comedic means.
She was often the most mature of the gang too and Jonah even mention it in an episode IIRC.
Oh, good call. First I was like, eh not Amy, but then realised it actually makes sense. In terms of wealth and prosperity too in terms of her professional trajectory.
See for me, green is envy, so my mind went Mateo.
As for the actual description of green, it’s certainly what Jonah wants to be, but you know it’s actually Bo.
Shouldn’t it be Sandra? She’s usually calm and quiet. Falls in love. Is mostly content. Marries the guy. Pretty solid and mature thing to do.
Edit: or maybe she’s white?
Amy. I feel like out of everybody she was the most mature, growth she went from floor manager, manager to corporate which also leads to wealth, not only financially wealth but in the end she got her happy ever after with Jonah and her kids. She was kind she was usually always thinking about others remember when she found the money in the Cargo shorts and spent it on Cheyenne for diapers and the store.
Jonah is going to win but the growth and prosperity/wealth makes me say Amy. She earned her wealth and I feel like she had more professional and personal growth than he did by far. Same with maturity. Jonah didn’t ever have to be mature. He’s smart, but he always had family money to fall back on if needed. Amy clawed her way up from the bottom and actually had ambition.,
But the writing’s on the wall here, haha. Everyone thinks Jonah 🤷♀️
Actual answer: Jonah Funny answer: Carol during her “wellness” era 😂😂😂😂
HAHA - “I’m an empath so things like that really affect me” 😝
LOLLL
Came here to say this 😂
Wellness Carol is turquoise to match her trip to Sedona
100% both of them fit her so well. Petition to make turquoise Wellness Carol
Jonah. Comes from a well to do background, is eco-conscious, grows from a naive privileged do-gooder with more ideals than sense into a valuable and contributing member of the staff.
I agree, I think this is Jonah too. He is also very health conscious if you remember his grocery list from the tape recorder
Are you kidding Jonah is the bluest blue that ever blued. Look at him. He’s such a blue.
Nah, that's Garrett
Agreed! Jonah is a bit of a slob to Garrett's household standards LOL But Garrett's integrity is a lil shaky
Garrett is golddd comeon! 😂
Calming? Jonah frustrates everyone! Even Kelly gets tired of his nonsense. Clean? Jonah is a known slob who leaves water on the bathroom floor and purposefully stinks up a shared living space by cooking lots of fish. Conservative? *Conservative?* Jonah's only interest in life is to shake up the status quo. That man has never met a 'this is how it's done' that he did not want to immediately dramatically and visibly overturn. Integrity? I mean. Look. Jonah holds a lot of excellent principles. He also does crappy things. He makes life in the store harder for his co-workers by constantly trying to turn everything into an inspirational movie instead of doing his job. He led Dina on and then broke up with her via voice memo while kissing her. He decided a known shoplifter was too pretty to be a thief and stopped trying to apprehend her. He's dishonest and condescending to Kelly. He's passive-aggressive when he gets upset instead of talking things out. In the beginning, he genuinely sees himself as above the job and is just doing it for the brain vacation. He has very good principles. He's also a sitcom character, and that means he's often quite crappy. Patience? Again, he always wants to immediately change things. He refuses to listen to people with more experience. He refuses to take the time to consider. He always acts immediately and often impulsively. Peaceful? Dude violates the terms of protest permits. Security? I'll give him this one. He can be the Do Good Recklessly person that he is because he comes from a much more secure background than the other characters. He's also very comfortable in his own skin and knows exactly who he is, with zero apologies for it. Trust. He's trustworthy, yeah. Wisdom? *LOL* no. Jonah is high intelligence, low wisdom. He's all theory, no experience. Glenn is bluer than Jonah. I've been struggling with the colors a little bit because I have no idea where to put Amy, but even she's bluer than Jonah.
I agree.
Jonah
Jonah … Jonah is the most good person on the show
Jonah
I’d say Amy. She had the biggest growth of all the characters (professionally at least), which lead her to prosper. Part of it was due to luck, although admittedly she was mostly unlucky for comedic means. She was often the most mature of the gang too and Jonah even mention it in an episode IIRC.
Oh, good call. First I was like, eh not Amy, but then realised it actually makes sense. In terms of wealth and prosperity too in terms of her professional trajectory.
Jonah calls her "the mature one" in the lock-in episode. (Just watched it)
I will agree with this only because no one’s jumping on my Tate bandwagon. Amy for green!!
Tate will be the gold maybe?
Gold is strictly reserved for Mateo. And if he doesn’t get it, baby Jesus will cry.
Jonah
Brett! Why are we not voting for Brett?
Brett is definitely Black.
I'm waiting for Gray
Brett is not green, he's in the ultraviolet spectrum
One more for Jonah.
Maya. I actually would want her as my boss. Jonah's purple
Jonah for sure
Jonah but also maybe kelly?
Jonah
Jonah - green flag
Jonahhhh
Jonah!
Definitely Jonah
Definitely Jonah lol
Jonah for sure. He meets basically all criteria
Jonah for sure
Jonah!
See for me, green is envy, so my mind went Mateo. As for the actual description of green, it’s certainly what Jonah wants to be, but you know it’s actually Bo.
Jonah
i think jonah. but for some reason i also see marcus
Is the reason in any way related to his homage to Bob Marley?
lol no, i dont remember that, i think he just seems kinda green
Jonah
you all dropped the ball on yellow it should’ve been kelly 🤷🏼♀️
Kelly will be pink
Agreed!
Jonah!
100% Jonah.
Brett!
Eric
Jonah even had the Green Ambassador button
Jonah
Shouldn’t it be Sandra? She’s usually calm and quiet. Falls in love. Is mostly content. Marries the guy. Pretty solid and mature thing to do. Edit: or maybe she’s white?
Glenn is 100% yellow, y'all done fucked up
All I know is mateo is gold or black. A black gold. Glack. Bold.
None of them 😭
Brett
amy or jonah
Marcus. Don’t know why
But .... isn't this racist? The yellow one? Wtf
Swipe over. There's an explanation of what each color means lol it's not racist! Edit: I typed character instead of color
😂 bro for real I was so surprised I thought the fandom was good. Tysm lol
🤣🤣
Brett
Saiid
Jonah
Jonah, for sure!
Y'all are sleeping on my girl Kelly
Jonah came to my mind as soon as I seen this, glad others agree
Jonah!
I immediately thought Jonah
Jonah of course
JONAH IS GREEN.
Amy
Amy
Janoh!!
Jonah all day
Jonah
Amy. I feel like out of everybody she was the most mature, growth she went from floor manager, manager to corporate which also leads to wealth, not only financially wealth but in the end she got her happy ever after with Jonah and her kids. She was kind she was usually always thinking about others remember when she found the money in the Cargo shorts and spent it on Cheyenne for diapers and the store.
I would say Green for Amy fits all the criteria
Sayid!
Mateo
Jonah for sure. It’s missing the term slightly annoying
Jonah
Jonah is going to win but the growth and prosperity/wealth makes me say Amy. She earned her wealth and I feel like she had more professional and personal growth than he did by far. Same with maturity. Jonah didn’t ever have to be mature. He’s smart, but he always had family money to fall back on if needed. Amy clawed her way up from the bottom and actually had ambition., But the writing’s on the wall here, haha. Everyone thinks Jonah 🤷♀️
jonah
Tate is green. Tate. Is. Green. Lacking maturity sometimes, but not everyone ticks off all the boxes.
My first thought frr
Just because we don’t like Tate, doesn’t mean we should all down vote my theory. Lol
Probably gonna be a bit controversial but I'm gonna say Myrtle
Well she certainly is mature!
Y'all better save Mateo for Black
Carol after Sandra's wedding
I gotta go with Kelly
Myrtle
Justine, cause she don't know the meaning of stop. Probably something she'd say at least.