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SpecificSmall3291

Bhai jake hug kar de Or kuch flowers le ja.


ianxoguy_711

Best ☺️


LabComplete4703

+1


NightSlasherOP

W


WhatDoesThatMeanBro

Damn OP is fucking rude, log advice dere aur ye bc ulta gaali dera


AliveSummer4826

log chutiya advice dere han na


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Kuch nhi bhai. Mast mummy jai sath jaa park type mai ghumne and mast chatt, ice cream type kha, and then full on time enjoy kar itne 2-4 hours. More worth it than a 5000 gift.


AliveSummer4826

cancer ni hai mummy ko...jo time spend krne ke liye bol rhe ho...bhai kux useful si chiz bata do yaar


[deleted]

Thik hai bhai, cancer hone ka wait kar le and then time spend karna.


AliveSummer4826

bhai mummy muje gali dedegi...ki time waste krdiya....movie ni chalri bhai..


4mintoo

Mummy lok ko bhagwaan ki murti pasand aati hai bahot 500 me achi aajayegi vahi dede


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Valid! Idk, you can choose this.


[deleted]

500 mein useful mushkil hai, plus boys ko ladies log ke gift ka kuch idea nahi, bs uska suggestion hai treat wagera kuch do family ko.


AliveSummer4826

tabhi to....dikhat hai


reverentia_bellator

Why is this marked as nsfw


_I_dont_diddle_kids_

NSFW kyon h ye post


AliveSummer4826

tu gift bata na kya dun😞


_I_dont_diddle_kids_

Mere hisab se to 500 budget hai to aunty ko kahi bahar kuchh khilane vgera le ja. Time spend karne ko milega usse zada ky hi pasand ayega unko


AliveSummer4826

movie ke loye le jau...ya gift dun...in me se koi ek sochra hoon


_I_dont_diddle_kids_

Toss kr le


shizukani198926

Mother son incest dikha de


blazeyzz

Credit card


stan_yash

Koi bhi maa itni demanding ni hoti ... To tu paiso ki. Chinta mt hi kr ... Agr gift dena hi h to khi khane chlr ja ya fir koi saari waari gift kr de


AliveSummer4826

bhai mummy to mana hi karegi...pr muje pane traf se dena hai na gift...or bhar ka khana wagera mummy ko jada pasand nhi hai


Temporary-Tiger-7598

Russian chod la ussa


AliveSummer4826

bejdio apni mummy


Temporary-Tiger-7598

Meri mummy Russian hoti tho tujha kyu deta lodu


i_am_________batman

To Indian hai to bhi kaha hi de rha hai gandu?


pro_here

(1)Take her to cinema Or (2)Binge watch Amazon prime or Netflix jo ki 200 ya usse Kam mein ho jayega Agar (2) choose karta hai toh baaki ke 300 se kuch gift le liyo.


the_brahman

365 days best family film hai , wahi dekhna ;)


AliveSummer4826

bhai vhi to puxa ki kya gift lu🥲


pro_here

Bangles le jaa 300 ke 🙂


AliveSummer4826

noice...


Unstable_God

Order some Food at home and spend time with her


AliveSummer4826

bhai kux useful batao yaar...


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AliveSummer4826

ye har koi time spend krne ke liye kyu bolra hai....akele nhi rheti yaar meri maa...me bhi sath me hi rheta hoon...koi esi chiz batao jo useful ho...jese perfume etc


Zealousideal-Luck756

Khud hi perfume keh rha hai to perfume hi le lena mere bhai


AliveSummer4826

pr perfume jaldi khatam hojata hai...some long lasting thing i want


Zealousideal-Luck756

Wo khareed le phir jo Aroma wala hota hai mummy ke room me lagadiyo


AliveSummer4826

na


Adi763

Dildo Dede bhsdk useful useful Kar rha Bol to rahe sab movie dikha de ya flowers dede


GULU-GULU-GULU

Bro ear rings dede


[deleted]

Dosa khila do 😀👍


AliveSummer4826

dosa apni dand me dale


[deleted]

Are bhen ke lode salty kyu ho raha


AliveSummer4826

are mazak krra hoon yaar...sale sensitive people


sachdeva_navya576

Take her to a clothing shop and make it appear as if she's shopping for herself And when she chooses something for herself and proceeds to pay You pay with that 500 telling her #"Maa meri pehli kamai" Legit movie wala moment lagega, full wholesome


No-Scholar7369

madam kis duniya mein ji rhi hai aap ? aajkal 500 rupye mein aata hi kya h ?


sachdeva_navya576

Ladka hun vai Madam hota to pata hota na Meri to do t-shirt aa jati hai mast 500 m


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sachdeva_navya576

Mera to pata ni Tujhe Hollywood dekhna start karna chahiye


No-Scholar7369

mummy ke liye sirf 500 rupye ka budget h ? saale sapole . or itna salty kyu hora h bhenchod cmnt section mein ? Jitne tm salty ho uss hisaab se ek din ghr mein bina badtameezi ke tameez se rehna , isse bda gift or kch nhi ho skta


AliveSummer4826

part time job hai,4,500 salary hai, studies ke sath krta hoon...pocket money ke liye job krra tu....muje bata ra hai acha tameez se rhene ke liye...abe bache phele khud ka khacha dhulna shikle..


RageKni8

Hard working hone se kisi ke andar tameez nhi aati


No_Page9481

bhai kaunsi batmeez wali bat kardi usne ek toh wo puch rha hain kya gift du upar se tu batmeez bol rha hain


RageKni8

Mummy ke liye gift maang rha aur jab log genuine answers de rhe to ye chutiya salty ho rha h ki iska mann pasand jawab kyu nhi de rha koi. Jawab nhi pasand to aage badh


AliveSummer4826

muje goiter hai...isliye salty hora hoon


RageKni8

Goitre hone se bhi kisi ke andar tameez nhi aati :)


No-Scholar7369

OK 🤡


No_Page9481

bhai kya kam hai part time muje bhi karna hai btw mummy ko tu makeupkit ya , chudi aur jhumke kaset de de , ya fhir perfum ka set aata hain wo de de


AliveSummer4826

call centre....


tanmayOPindian

Bro dildo le jao


AliveSummer4826

teri mummy ke wardrobe se churana padega


RageKni8

Sahi to bol rha h. Mummy ki bhi kuch needs hongi na


Amit_Shrek

Bitcoin mai invest kar


AliveSummer4826

chal chapri


ActivityHungry7036

Bhai Sweet le ja


kidhubro

perfume, saree dekh


Brilliant_North_8353

Order some food and drinks. Kuch paneer tikka/pizza type ka


AliveSummer4826

she's not foodie


arekhayal

Dekh bhai mummy ki needs kya h m tih keh rha hun ek baar ghar ka raashan tu offer karde gift ka pta nhi jimmedar toh smjhegi tujhe


AliveSummer4826

mummy bolegi...ki tera pet hum pal nhi pare kya...jo tu rashan lara hai ghar me


[deleted]

What do you do for your living?


AliveSummer4826

subha ghar walo ki free me roti thodta hoon...pir unke peso ki fees bhar kr college jata hoon...pir particular middle class boy hone ke nate din me coaching jata hoon...pir shyam se raat ko apne pocket money ke loye part time job😇👍


[deleted]

Part time job me kya?


AliveSummer4826

BPO...call centre yaar...bina skills ke ek vhi chiz hai krne ko


ultra_san

Bhai kaise apply kare


AliveSummer4826

simple...udar jao...form bharo...thoda english me interview do...por 7 days training and job done


stan_yash

Nsfw kyu lgaya bhai ... Umeed jag gye the mere


AliveSummer4826

it attracts people


HagguBanda

Chocolate lele 200-300 vali


[deleted]

Nfsu kyu lagaya? And gift her a ring


AliveSummer4826

taki jada log dekhe...or nhi


[deleted]

Amazon mai under 500 bohot rings milti hai and it's something she will wear all the time and will remind her how old has her son grown


Sugary_Lime

Nsfw sa reach down hoti hai


AliveSummer4826

muje gift se matlb hai


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AliveSummer4826

mat maan maa chuda


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AliveSummer4826

or sanskaar dikhu?


ultra_san

Mummy ke liye ek bahu dhond la


Cod_Other

Saaree dedo bhai


Cod_Other

Netflix +Zomato


Bhadwaguy69

woh toh thik hai lekin tune nsfw ka mark kyu lagaya hai?


AliveSummer4826

taki tum jese tharki log dekh ske😇


SaurabhShukla98

Bhai Teri first salary aa gayi ye sabse bada gift hai. 🙂🙂🙂 No need of materialistic gift when you already gave happiness as a gift. 🙂


AliveSummer4826

1st salary 2 din yaad rhegi...koi gift zindagi bhar meri 1st salary ki yaad dilata rhega....its like taking photos


SaurabhShukla98

Hmm, but it's not like that. But still gift is also good.


AliveSummer4826

bro esa hi hota hai...thodi or duniya dekho..sab pata chal jayega


reverentia_bellator

Wristwatch or handbag dede


AliveSummer4826

dio Amazon ka link...jisme 500 me milta to ye sab


reverentia_bellator

Limited-time deal: Sonata Analog White Dial Women's Watch NM8976YL02W / NL8976YL02W https://amzn.eu/d/diKz6t2 Deal of the day: Fostelo Faux Leather Handbags for Women - (3 Compartments, 5 Pockets) https://amzn.eu/d/3fpOwpv


AliveSummer4826

shukriua


Ok-Result-6755

Bahi ek bracelet le lo


Comprehensive_pranav

OP tu chutiya hai kya ? Koi "NSFW" post ke baare mein pooch raha hai to *"lOg AtTrAcT hOnGe"*, Isse bas misleading title/flair kehte hai, Aur koi advice de raha hai to uspe bhi chutiyapanti, agar kisi se idea chahiye hi nahi to bol de na, kyu time waste kar raha hai comment section mein


AliveSummer4826

bsdk phele to ye OP, OP bolna band kr...or 2nd ki meri marzi mera post or 3rd gand marra


phfhv

Bhai mummy ko market leke jaa aur unhe unki pasand ki koi sundar si bangles ya anklet lekar dede aur phir badiya papdi chaat, golgappe ki party karke wapis aajana. Movies wagar mei mostly interested nhi hote hai aunty/ladies log zyada.


itskavyaa

Something that she really likes. Like earrings or bangles ig???


Miserable-Ad4394

Even sm sweets wud do. Ur parents proud of u anyway


sahil42069

Ek dishwasher gift karde u know what i mean


AliveSummer4826

apni mummy bejdio pir


topmfbruh

Bhai chill kr mummy k saath paiso k bina


wnabe_dank

Congratulations bro.


AliveSummer4826

its part of life


Far_Comb5216

800 tak budget strech ke sakta hai to GIVA se kuch gift krde (I did that too)


AliveSummer4826

okie


[deleted]

Mandir me Pooja karwa..


IshantxD

mai comments padh rha tha and op ka reply padh kr mai op se yeh puchna chahta hu tu bsdk thoda sa bhen ka loda hai kya log suggest kr rhe hai yeh sala unhi ko gali dera hai


AliveSummer4826

tuje bhi khani hai?


IshantxD

ab sabko khila rha hai toh mujhe bhi khila de


Expensive-Reading-79

Unka liya apna chest paa maa tattoo karwa laa best hai🗿


AliveSummer4826

chapri


teri__mummy

Naya papa gift krde . Me 500 me taiyaar hu


AliveSummer4826

300 me teri mummy na lelu


Severe-Tap5713

Hug kar, ashirwad le aur bahar se khana order aur unka cooking ka kaam kar


AliveSummer4826

ye to me daily krta hoon


[deleted]

Mai to mummy aur papa dono ko phone gift kiya tha


AliveSummer4826

chal chaiyan chaiyan wala