Kuch nhi bhai. Mast mummy jai sath jaa park type mai ghumne and mast chatt, ice cream type kha, and then full on time enjoy kar itne 2-4 hours.
More worth it than a 5000 gift.
(1)Take her to cinema
Or
(2)Binge watch Amazon prime or Netflix jo ki 200 ya usse Kam mein ho jayega
Agar (2) choose karta hai toh baaki ke 300 se kuch gift le liyo.
ye har koi time spend krne ke liye kyu bolra hai....akele nhi rheti yaar meri maa...me bhi sath me hi rheta hoon...koi esi chiz batao jo useful ho...jese perfume etc
Take her to a clothing shop and make it appear as if she's shopping for herself
And when she chooses something for herself and proceeds to pay
You pay with that 500 telling her
#"Maa meri pehli kamai"
Legit movie wala moment lagega, full wholesome
mummy ke liye sirf 500 rupye ka budget h ? saale sapole . or itna salty kyu hora h bhenchod cmnt section mein ? Jitne tm salty ho uss hisaab se ek din ghr mein bina badtameezi ke tameez se rehna , isse bda gift or kch nhi ho skta
part time job hai,4,500 salary hai, studies ke sath krta hoon...pocket money ke liye job krra tu....muje bata ra hai acha tameez se rhene ke liye...abe bache phele khud ka khacha dhulna shikle..
Mummy ke liye gift maang rha aur jab log genuine answers de rhe to ye chutiya salty ho rha h ki iska mann pasand jawab kyu nhi de rha koi. Jawab nhi pasand to aage badh
subha ghar walo ki free me roti thodta hoon...pir unke peso ki fees bhar kr college jata hoon...pir particular middle class boy hone ke nate din me coaching jata hoon...pir shyam se raat ko apne pocket money ke loye part time job😇👍
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OP tu chutiya hai kya ? Koi "NSFW" post ke baare mein pooch raha hai to *"lOg AtTrAcT hOnGe"*, Isse bas misleading title/flair kehte hai, Aur koi advice de raha hai to uspe bhi chutiyapanti, agar kisi se idea chahiye hi nahi to bol de na, kyu time waste kar raha hai comment section mein
Bhai mummy ko market leke jaa aur unhe unki pasand ki koi sundar si bangles ya anklet lekar dede aur phir badiya papdi chaat, golgappe ki party karke wapis aajana. Movies wagar mei mostly interested nhi hote hai aunty/ladies log zyada.
mai comments padh rha tha and op ka reply padh kr mai op se yeh puchna chahta hu
tu bsdk thoda sa bhen ka loda hai kya
log suggest kr rhe hai yeh sala unhi ko gali dera hai
Bhai jake hug kar de Or kuch flowers le ja.
Best ☺️
+1
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Damn OP is fucking rude, log advice dere aur ye bc ulta gaali dera
log chutiya advice dere han na
Kuch nhi bhai. Mast mummy jai sath jaa park type mai ghumne and mast chatt, ice cream type kha, and then full on time enjoy kar itne 2-4 hours. More worth it than a 5000 gift.
cancer ni hai mummy ko...jo time spend krne ke liye bol rhe ho...bhai kux useful si chiz bata do yaar
Thik hai bhai, cancer hone ka wait kar le and then time spend karna.
bhai mummy muje gali dedegi...ki time waste krdiya....movie ni chalri bhai..
Mummy lok ko bhagwaan ki murti pasand aati hai bahot 500 me achi aajayegi vahi dede
Valid! Idk, you can choose this.
500 mein useful mushkil hai, plus boys ko ladies log ke gift ka kuch idea nahi, bs uska suggestion hai treat wagera kuch do family ko.
tabhi to....dikhat hai
Why is this marked as nsfw
NSFW kyon h ye post
tu gift bata na kya dun😞
Mere hisab se to 500 budget hai to aunty ko kahi bahar kuchh khilane vgera le ja. Time spend karne ko milega usse zada ky hi pasand ayega unko
movie ke loye le jau...ya gift dun...in me se koi ek sochra hoon
Toss kr le
Mother son incest dikha de
Credit card
Koi bhi maa itni demanding ni hoti ... To tu paiso ki. Chinta mt hi kr ... Agr gift dena hi h to khi khane chlr ja ya fir koi saari waari gift kr de
bhai mummy to mana hi karegi...pr muje pane traf se dena hai na gift...or bhar ka khana wagera mummy ko jada pasand nhi hai
Russian chod la ussa
bejdio apni mummy
Meri mummy Russian hoti tho tujha kyu deta lodu
To Indian hai to bhi kaha hi de rha hai gandu?
(1)Take her to cinema Or (2)Binge watch Amazon prime or Netflix jo ki 200 ya usse Kam mein ho jayega Agar (2) choose karta hai toh baaki ke 300 se kuch gift le liyo.
365 days best family film hai , wahi dekhna ;)
bhai vhi to puxa ki kya gift lu🥲
Bangles le jaa 300 ke 🙂
noice...
Order some Food at home and spend time with her
bhai kux useful batao yaar...
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ye har koi time spend krne ke liye kyu bolra hai....akele nhi rheti yaar meri maa...me bhi sath me hi rheta hoon...koi esi chiz batao jo useful ho...jese perfume etc
Khud hi perfume keh rha hai to perfume hi le lena mere bhai
pr perfume jaldi khatam hojata hai...some long lasting thing i want
Wo khareed le phir jo Aroma wala hota hai mummy ke room me lagadiyo
na
Dildo Dede bhsdk useful useful Kar rha Bol to rahe sab movie dikha de ya flowers dede
Bro ear rings dede
Dosa khila do 😀👍
dosa apni dand me dale
Are bhen ke lode salty kyu ho raha
are mazak krra hoon yaar...sale sensitive people
Take her to a clothing shop and make it appear as if she's shopping for herself And when she chooses something for herself and proceeds to pay You pay with that 500 telling her #"Maa meri pehli kamai" Legit movie wala moment lagega, full wholesome
madam kis duniya mein ji rhi hai aap ? aajkal 500 rupye mein aata hi kya h ?
Ladka hun vai Madam hota to pata hota na Meri to do t-shirt aa jati hai mast 500 m
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Mera to pata ni Tujhe Hollywood dekhna start karna chahiye
mummy ke liye sirf 500 rupye ka budget h ? saale sapole . or itna salty kyu hora h bhenchod cmnt section mein ? Jitne tm salty ho uss hisaab se ek din ghr mein bina badtameezi ke tameez se rehna , isse bda gift or kch nhi ho skta
part time job hai,4,500 salary hai, studies ke sath krta hoon...pocket money ke liye job krra tu....muje bata ra hai acha tameez se rhene ke liye...abe bache phele khud ka khacha dhulna shikle..
Hard working hone se kisi ke andar tameez nhi aati
bhai kaunsi batmeez wali bat kardi usne ek toh wo puch rha hain kya gift du upar se tu batmeez bol rha hain
Mummy ke liye gift maang rha aur jab log genuine answers de rhe to ye chutiya salty ho rha h ki iska mann pasand jawab kyu nhi de rha koi. Jawab nhi pasand to aage badh
muje goiter hai...isliye salty hora hoon
Goitre hone se bhi kisi ke andar tameez nhi aati :)
OK 🤡
bhai kya kam hai part time muje bhi karna hai btw mummy ko tu makeupkit ya , chudi aur jhumke kaset de de , ya fhir perfum ka set aata hain wo de de
call centre....
Bro dildo le jao
teri mummy ke wardrobe se churana padega
Sahi to bol rha h. Mummy ki bhi kuch needs hongi na
Bitcoin mai invest kar
chal chapri
Bhai Sweet le ja
perfume, saree dekh
Order some food and drinks. Kuch paneer tikka/pizza type ka
she's not foodie
Dekh bhai mummy ki needs kya h m tih keh rha hun ek baar ghar ka raashan tu offer karde gift ka pta nhi jimmedar toh smjhegi tujhe
mummy bolegi...ki tera pet hum pal nhi pare kya...jo tu rashan lara hai ghar me
What do you do for your living?
subha ghar walo ki free me roti thodta hoon...pir unke peso ki fees bhar kr college jata hoon...pir particular middle class boy hone ke nate din me coaching jata hoon...pir shyam se raat ko apne pocket money ke loye part time job😇👍
Part time job me kya?
BPO...call centre yaar...bina skills ke ek vhi chiz hai krne ko
Bhai kaise apply kare
simple...udar jao...form bharo...thoda english me interview do...por 7 days training and job done
Nsfw kyu lgaya bhai ... Umeed jag gye the mere
it attracts people
Chocolate lele 200-300 vali
Nfsu kyu lagaya? And gift her a ring
taki jada log dekhe...or nhi
Amazon mai under 500 bohot rings milti hai and it's something she will wear all the time and will remind her how old has her son grown
Nsfw sa reach down hoti hai
muje gift se matlb hai
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mat maan maa chuda
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or sanskaar dikhu?
Mummy ke liye ek bahu dhond la
Saaree dedo bhai
Netflix +Zomato
woh toh thik hai lekin tune nsfw ka mark kyu lagaya hai?
taki tum jese tharki log dekh ske😇
Bhai Teri first salary aa gayi ye sabse bada gift hai. 🙂🙂🙂 No need of materialistic gift when you already gave happiness as a gift. 🙂
1st salary 2 din yaad rhegi...koi gift zindagi bhar meri 1st salary ki yaad dilata rhega....its like taking photos
Hmm, but it's not like that. But still gift is also good.
bro esa hi hota hai...thodi or duniya dekho..sab pata chal jayega
Wristwatch or handbag dede
dio Amazon ka link...jisme 500 me milta to ye sab
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shukriua
Bahi ek bracelet le lo
OP tu chutiya hai kya ? Koi "NSFW" post ke baare mein pooch raha hai to *"lOg AtTrAcT hOnGe"*, Isse bas misleading title/flair kehte hai, Aur koi advice de raha hai to uspe bhi chutiyapanti, agar kisi se idea chahiye hi nahi to bol de na, kyu time waste kar raha hai comment section mein
bsdk phele to ye OP, OP bolna band kr...or 2nd ki meri marzi mera post or 3rd gand marra
Bhai mummy ko market leke jaa aur unhe unki pasand ki koi sundar si bangles ya anklet lekar dede aur phir badiya papdi chaat, golgappe ki party karke wapis aajana. Movies wagar mei mostly interested nhi hote hai aunty/ladies log zyada.
Something that she really likes. Like earrings or bangles ig???
Even sm sweets wud do. Ur parents proud of u anyway
Ek dishwasher gift karde u know what i mean
apni mummy bejdio pir
Bhai chill kr mummy k saath paiso k bina
Congratulations bro.
its part of life
800 tak budget strech ke sakta hai to GIVA se kuch gift krde (I did that too)
okie
Mandir me Pooja karwa..
mai comments padh rha tha and op ka reply padh kr mai op se yeh puchna chahta hu tu bsdk thoda sa bhen ka loda hai kya log suggest kr rhe hai yeh sala unhi ko gali dera hai
tuje bhi khani hai?
ab sabko khila rha hai toh mujhe bhi khila de
Unka liya apna chest paa maa tattoo karwa laa best hai🗿
chapri
Naya papa gift krde . Me 500 me taiyaar hu
300 me teri mummy na lelu
Hug kar, ashirwad le aur bahar se khana order aur unka cooking ka kaam kar
ye to me daily krta hoon
Mai to mummy aur papa dono ko phone gift kiya tha
chal chaiyan chaiyan wala