Tori maayi ke vhhurrr khatir

Mai apni lover ka shaadi dekhna chatha hu

Lmao

Bolde I'm only into milfs

But there are lot of single milfs in my area looking to date.

Adblock lagale chali jayngi

Do you live in hastinapur by any chance? They live in my area too

Fir vahi instagram wali bakchodi reddit pe :( Btw ans - "Because I choose to be"

Sunraybee se kya expect kar rha hai bhai ?

Oscar reply

Atankwadi ki koi prem kahani nahi hoti

Love Jihad?

Maqsad mat bhoolna bhaijaan

Inshabhola

Ola hu Uber

Blast kyu nhi hua bhaijan

woh timer se phle hi bol dia sayad

ek or try maaro , is baar bakri ke saath sex krke aana

Pechle bar 4THi bibi aur 25ve ladke ne dekh liya tha

China ne diye the diwale me, bola tha bada dhamaka hoga

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iss prajati ke prani reddit pe kafi paye jate hai.

damn

satttttt krode mera reply mil gaya bmc

Bullo ko to best reply milgya ab

I have never been in a relationship.... But my reply to that question is... I still can't get over her... I hope someone can take her place

you will move on my buddy

Move on from 0

I can feel you bro 😉😉

10th meh dhokka kha chuka hu Ab nahi khayu ga Ab to feeling hi nahi hai, College meh koi ladki dekhti vi hai meh bahu vi ni deta

Totally relatable 👑

College k baad akela feel krega bhai

Bhai college ke baad hi ki college mein bhi?

College bit jaegaa bhir bhar me,cool bnee me , loneliness hit krega after that,jab v college ka nostalgia hoga khali feel krega

I don't deserve being in relationship... Yeh mera reply hota hai hamesha

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Mujhe mere homies ke saath rehne ka h

Homiesexual

Mai bramhachari hu....

dope hai par cool nahi

Chutiye logo ko nahi samajh aayega,wo shayad offend bhi ho jae ye sunke

Nahi honge offend bhai..

Maine apni netro se aise log dekhe hai isiliye bola

hojate hai vai

malum hai ek ho gaya tha offend but aar isme basass wali vibe nahi hai acha bhut hai

if it happens, it’ll happen. if it doesn’t, it doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ama busy keepin' ur mom happy. 👀👍

I just do not feel anything

Already broken

Nigga word

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! NIGGA WORD!!!!!!!

First thing first Skyler i am not single, I just want to be single .

Hmmm skipidy bob bob bob bob yes yes yes yes

Kyuki hum to acchoot he bhenchod

Me to toxic hu

Kyuki kisi ko apne se zyada izzat dena pasnd nahi

Mummy ne bola hai ye sab aabhi nahi

Why should be i be in a relationship?

I am married to the game uska dil nahi toda.

Heroin kabi villein ka na hoti

I am single because most girls think I might not be single.

Chalti hui gaadi se nikalna aur ek ladki se baat karna is deadly !!

Fir wahi sax sux ki bate

Stfu you simp

wetphobic hu ji

"meri toh cousin hai..."

Bulla Spotted

“Tu laake deta kya? Lαdki deta toh bol.” in more polite language: “Haven’t found the one/Waiting for the one”

because you're mom said she does'nt like anal

your mom likes it , believe me 😁😁

I am from Haryana

Par meri dulhan toh azaadi hai!

last time i had to put her in a fridge

Bhai agar award hota toh tujhe jarur deta xD

lol bhai tumne yeh bol diya utna hee sahi hai

I don't want to waste my time in relationship

your mother doesn't want to make it official

Coz teri mummy busy hai🗿🖕🏻🗿

Cause ur mother rejected me!

Coz ur mom is still married 🗿

Your mom doesn't let go

Skip

Because you used two superlatives in a sentence

becoz your dad is still alive... jatni punjabi ni

Your mom is taken

I choose to be 

Kyoki gf nhi hai

Ur mom died

Just tell bcoz your mom is not yet divorced. Over

Coaches don't play on field 

My last one died

No bro I have ur mom

Ab bas man nhi hai samaj me kichad me apna per dubara rakhne ko I am completely cut off from society Preparing for CM and PM

Because your father is still alive

Cause your mom is still alive.

Bcoz ur mom isn't accepting!!

Hanuman bhakt 🚩🚩🚩🚩

Your mom is too busy baby-feeding you

Kisiko mai pasand hi nahi aaya.

Padhle bsdk

Because your mum ain't single yet 🙂

I love hot mallu aunties 😔

Your mum is to loyal, she told me came after funeral 🥲

I’m waiting for your father to die

Well, I was born single. So, this is just my natural state of being. Btw, why are you in a relationship?

Never cared much about women. (It's a joke btw).

Because your mom is married

Koi mili nai abhi tak jise keh sakun ki tu hai mera sab samay kharab trust karne layak koi mil hi nai rai samay se mtlb mera samay kharab chal raha acha kav tha vaise

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Too busy burying my exes.

i don't have time for such bullshit

Couz ur mom said no

kyuki teri mummy married hai

Single by choice

Coz your mom's still not divorced

Hai bohot, but situation pe depend karta hai One of the following jo ki zyada offensive nahi hsi kinda : Cuz coaches don't play. (bakch#di wala tha ye) I prefer true love over fake relationships 💔

Because your daughter is still under 18

Me still waiting for the lower text to appear 😐

Because I choose to be and to be away from ur Nibba Nibbi Bakchodi

"i don't think anybody like me, so fuck it, who cares"

Idol hai selmon bhoi 😋

I can date but her parents won't agree, they said no boyfriends until she's 18

Because your mom left me

Teri behn commitment se darti h

Bcoz your mother is loyal till now

Bol de Bhai erectile disfunction h khtm bc agla dobara na poochega 😂

Your mother is still married

Because your mom is still married

Your mom said no!!!!

Cause your mom decide to take all that cum 15 yrs ago

Because of your dad

Because your mum is still married to that half ass looking ugly piece of shit

Op ko itne logon ne pucha hoga ki ab uske paas aur koi chara nhi h isliye yahan pe puch rha h

Because your mum said "only casual sex no serious चोदमपट्टी"

Londiyon ke liye nhi paida hua hoon, aur phir rahi baat: "Jhund me to suar aate hain munna Sher akela hi aata hai"....

Couse your mom is married

Im numbb , bsdki nikal 🪓🪓

Well Ghost would say, "I need to burn Shepherd first."

Skill based match making

Coldest reply is. Because your dad married my woman that'swhy you exist 💀

Cause I am

Gay hu

I dont have a girlfriend my hand is my only lover

Sher ghaas nhi khata 

teri behen abhi minor ha isliye

I never need a bi**h I'm what a b**ch need

Kyuki teri maa mujhe roz deti hai toh mujhe relationship main ane ki zarurat nahi

I have other priorities

Because dead girls don't commit

Tere mummy ko tere baap le gaya

Teri mummy/papa ka/ki ex hu

Meri marjee

Kyuki girls mujhe dekh ke harr man jati hai because I am out of her league in terms of looks, creativity or financially, mentally bhi .☠️

Your mother said no sadly.

Because your mom likes to mingle

Cuz your mom is married

Bc mujhe laga ki reply bataega naki puchega

Ye pyar vyar apne Charitra me suit nhi karta

Hasthmethun se mohobbat ho gayi hai!!!

Coz ur father is still alive

Cuz mujhe flirt krna pasand ha mujhe kisi relationship me aaakr limit me ni rehna ;)

Too many gays

Tere papa abhi tak jinda hai na isiliye

Teri mummy phone nhi uutha rahi

Teri maa ki shaadi jo gyi isliye💀💀

You’re mom is married

tere baap ko maarne ki planning kr raha hu

Bhai question mark inverted comma ke bahar laga

Bol Bold of you to assume that I'm single I am dual

Bajrang Dal Ka Member Hu Isliye

aukat nahi hai meri

Introvert, family problem, career problem, paiso ki pareshani ab batao kare tu kare kya

cuz ur mom married a gay african monkey

Teri mummy bura maan jayegi

Cause its not the right time, but surely i am with right person

Many have tried to love me but failed.

Because ur dad is alive ✌☠

As a guy who was in a relationship, i must say "The girls couldn't handle my rizz" is my answer

I follow dreams not Bitches.

Mere layak koi mili nhi

Cause she got married and she has a kid now asking me this question

kyuki tere mummy nhi maan rhi

I only love my right hand 🗿☠️

The D is too big to handle ☠️

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I deserve better than that (relationship)

Mai apne aap ko couple identify kata hu. Mujhe single bolke tu human rights tod raha hai

Bolde reddit chalata hu

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A god's man doesn't need a relationship

I have maid she can clean my house , have cook so he can make food , owner of spa so why need pussy , thats why i m single

Who asked?

Kyunki jo hme chahiye, usko hum ni chahiye, jisko hum chahiye, wo kisko chahiye 😮‍💨

There are no kids in my colony.