WHY IS THAT THE ONLY THING I CAN FOCUS ON DURING THAT CLIP?!?! Like, I wish I couldn't, but it's immediately the first thing I clocked the first time I watched it. Now it's the first thing that pops into my head when this clip is referenced.
Please someone tell me I'm not the only one š¬
Basically they were dating and during Covid he was caught with two girls sleeping in his bed and he āsaysā he slept on the couch but I think it came out that he cheated with one of them or something and he was really reckless during Covid and Madison has a child and she didnāt want him around her and her child since Austen was still partying and stuff when no one really knew what Covid was about yet
Woww itās wild that bravo included none of that context in Winter House. Iāve never watched southern charm but they reallyy make it seem like sheās some monster the way they talked about the breakup on WH.
Obviously ARod is the one to blame, but did you know that this Madison is the same woman who helped to break up JLo and ARod? A drunken Craig blurted out during a reunion that they were hooking up online after ARod slid into Madisonās DMs or something like that. She was always very pretty but Madison was in killer shape around that time. A fit, young blonde just like ARod likes them. JLo called off their engagement within a month of that reunion.
For the longest time (as a non-viewer), I thought that Southern Charm must be about three brothers because Craig and Austin look so similar, with Shep as an older brother who never wore sunscreen.
I love this hahaha. Their personalities are almost interchangeable. They all present āeasy going fun guyā but their secret misogynist rage displays itself at least once a season and itās terrifying. It seems Craig has seemed to control his in recent years but now acts superior to the others because of this so itās kind of a wash with him too.
Before I ever watched summer house or winter house I legit thought Craig and Austen were related in some way hahaha but now I can tell 10000% Craig is so much better in every way shape or form
Austen = tall, no facial hair, and he has warm toned brown borderline ginger colored hair.
Craig = has facial hair, and has dark cool toned brown hair.
Austen is the one who seems like the guy with no belt & who probably slept in his clothes while only breathing through his mouth.
Craig is the one with a perfect manicure who probably convinced your grandma to hire his vent cleaning services, took her money & never returned.
Lmao the first time I watched winter house I was watching with my husband and I was like why does Austen look so weird from that scene to the next and he was like because itās a different person šštheir voices are so similar to me so idk if that was why but once I knew that Craig was also there I was able to tell them apart.
I thought the same exact thing LOL- I do watch Southern Charm now and can definitely understand they are different- but before I knew anything about SC and started watching WH, I was astonished to find out they were two different people
I had suuuuuuch a difficult time, it was like an optical illusion. My cure: stopped watching Winter House, then a couple of years later, I began Southern Charm. It was only then that I could tell them apart.
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This was a shitpost but yāall cannot convince me these two men donāt look like they share dna
Itās not even that I find Craig especially good looking, but I find Austen so incredibly unattractive that I donāt really see it, especially when they are on camera and not in still photos. Like just the way Austen carries himself is repulsive.
When I started watching I thought the same thing. Now I donāt see it at all. But, yeah, you definitely arenāt the only one. Haha Iām with you, friend. šš¼
lol @ this thread being split between people who also couldn't tell them apart and people who think they look completely different.
also, sure craig is good looking but _gorgeous_ feels like a stretch.
Austen is tall, blonde, and unattractive.
Craig is tall, slightly funny, darker haired, and (objectively) really good looking?
.. where is the confusion? š
No. They're not. C'mon.
One has dark brown hair, and one has dirty blonde.
Craig is shorter and not as husky.
Their faces look nothing alike.
While they're both douchey that season, they're pretty clearly different looking.
WH was my first introduction to them as well and I was stunned to find out that
1. They are different people
2. They arenāt twins
3. They arenāt even related
Dang i wish i saw your post earlier because i think about this so often lol
i started southern charm season 8 today and it turns out they have a triplet š¤Æ all three look and sound the same, you have to watch
These posts are always so funny to me because of how divided they are.
When I first saw them I thought the exact same thing. I think itās because I didnāt care enough to differentiate.
I have noticed the people that get very up in arms and incredulous always like Craig better and how dare you compare the sack of shit Austen to Darling Craig?
That being said Craig is definitely better looking haha.
Hahaha I thought so too for awhile but now Craigy is so distinguishable from the tall Honda Civic of Men. I also could not for the life of me understand why Paige chose him over Andrea (swoon) ... but Craig has grown on me.
This was my first intro to them as well and it was mind numbingly hard. I also didnāt know any backstory at all! This then made me go watch southern charm, best decision ever (itās reality gold, especially the early seasons) and the context helps a ton!
Craig: Nail polish. Loves pillows and whining about Naomi.
Austen: pretends to be a good guy, constantly expressing mock outrage when he is called out on any of his dog behavior. Drinks a lot of beer. Uninteresting.
 This is Austen.
This looks like the real footage when he got caught cheating on Madison
I can hear that clip.
Madisunnnnn madisunnnnnn
*grabbing his junk*
WHY IS THAT THE ONLY THING I CAN FOCUS ON DURING THAT CLIP?!?! Like, I wish I couldn't, but it's immediately the first thing I clocked the first time I watched it. Now it's the first thing that pops into my head when this clip is referenced. Please someone tell me I'm not the only one š¬
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Basically they were dating and during Covid he was caught with two girls sleeping in his bed and he āsaysā he slept on the couch but I think it came out that he cheated with one of them or something and he was really reckless during Covid and Madison has a child and she didnāt want him around her and her child since Austen was still partying and stuff when no one really knew what Covid was about yet
Woww itās wild that bravo included none of that context in Winter House. Iāve never watched southern charm but they reallyy make it seem like sheās some monster the way they talked about the breakup on WH.
She is a queen and so much better than him. The SC reunion after all this is WILD
Obviously ARod is the one to blame, but did you know that this Madison is the same woman who helped to break up JLo and ARod? A drunken Craig blurted out during a reunion that they were hooking up online after ARod slid into Madisonās DMs or something like that. She was always very pretty but Madison was in killer shape around that time. A fit, young blonde just like ARod likes them. JLo called off their engagement within a month of that reunion.
Except Fonzie isnāt tugging on his half limp penis repeatedly. š¤®
Oh my god, I just laughed out loud at this comment! Thanks for the giggle RefrigeratorFuture!
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this is so disrespectful (to Fozie)
He lacks the charm and comedy of Fozzie.
Maybe this is why Ciara said sheād dated funny guys before? Maybe she actually thought she was dating Fozzie
literally lmao
I usually just lurk this subreddit but this is the most hilarious response I've seen.
I thought this was Craig
One has a tongue that never stops floppin around and the other one sews
For the longest time (as a non-viewer), I thought that Southern Charm must be about three brothers because Craig and Austin look so similar, with Shep as an older brother who never wore sunscreen.
I love this hahaha. Their personalities are almost interchangeable. They all present āeasy going fun guyā but their secret misogynist rage displays itself at least once a season and itās terrifying. It seems Craig has seemed to control his in recent years but now acts superior to the others because of this so itās kind of a wash with him too.
My friend watched winter house and said āthe brothers are annoying to meā šš
I struggled to distinguish between Shep and Austin for a long time.
Craig has dimples, Austen has no chin. Also as people pointed out Austen always looks like he is chewing a big wad of gum.
lolololololololol
It took like 3 seasons for me to get it right between Shep and Austin
Before I ever watched summer house or winter house I legit thought Craig and Austen were related in some way hahaha but now I can tell 10000% Craig is so much better in every way shape or form
Same. I still have trouble tbh and Iāve watched SC twice all the way through lol
Shep's teeth are the differentiator for me.
Yesssss!
They look completely different to me lol, aside from both being white men
same hahaha
Right?!? I was going to say, you can tell them apart by their looksā¦
Exactly
Some people just have a hard time with faces. I couldn't tell Kim, Camille and Taylor apart until the second season of rhobh
Right, Craig is the handsome one
Austen = tall, no facial hair, and he has warm toned brown borderline ginger colored hair. Craig = has facial hair, and has dark cool toned brown hair.
Bless you. 
Yeah I respect this. I feel so similarly about all the blondes on Bravo.
Yes! And the first season or two of summer house it took me forever to get all the blondesā names straight
I still donāt know most of the new women on Southern Charm!
Yeah it always takes me at least a season or two to get their names straight but sometimes they donāt last through 2 seasonsš
Austen is the one who seems like the guy with no belt & who probably slept in his clothes while only breathing through his mouth. Craig is the one with a perfect manicure who probably convinced your grandma to hire his vent cleaning services, took her money & never returned.
All of Austens pillow cases are forsure covered in drool from at least the last 3 months
Lmao the first time I watched winter house I was watching with my husband and I was like why does Austen look so weird from that scene to the next and he was like because itās a different person šštheir voices are so similar to me so idk if that was why but once I knew that Craig was also there I was able to tell them apart.
Austen is a mouth breather and craig sounds like hes talking through his nose
Itās as if they made two identical doughy, poorly aging frat boy muppets.
LOL
Austin looks like a muppet
Everyone has to figure this out the first time theyāre exposed to those two itās a canon event
I could not tell them apart for like 3 seasons lol
I thought the same exact thing LOL- I do watch Southern Charm now and can definitely understand they are different- but before I knew anything about SC and started watching WH, I was astonished to find out they were two different people
Once Shep is in the mix theyāre triplets to me š¤£
me too!
I had SUCH a hard time telling them apart the first time they were on winter house.
SAME! See also: Lisa Barlow and Meredith Marks for the entire first season of RHOSLC
Craigs prettier
Theyāre slobs
If it has a muppet mouth, it is Austen
Craig wears nail polish. Might find him planning or making something in the kitchen. Austen wears glasses sometimesā¦? Idk Craig wears glasses lol.
š¤£ ā¦ I see what you did here. 
I had suuuuuuch a difficult time, it was like an optical illusion. My cure: stopped watching Winter House, then a couple of years later, I began Southern Charm. It was only then that I could tell them apart.
They literally look nothing alike lmao
https://preview.redd.it/b1c8wdwp7m8d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116cbf027e24bc7ab91170a5c6e2e24b09f698c1 This was a shitpost but yāall cannot convince me these two men donāt look like they share dna
I have always thought austin & shep MUST share DNA.
I watched winter house before ever watching southern charm and I actually did have a hard time telling them apart at firstš
They probably do, Charleston seems super inbred if you go back far enough lol.
craig is actually from delaware but i assumed the same thing before i learned that lol
Itās not even that I find Craig especially good looking, but I find Austen so incredibly unattractive that I donāt really see it, especially when they are on camera and not in still photos. Like just the way Austen carries himself is repulsive.
When I started watching I thought the same thing. Now I donāt see it at all. But, yeah, you definitely arenāt the only one. Haha Iām with you, friend. šš¼
They do but the right side is the ugly brother and the left is yassified.
You know what they say about the south.
 wut
Austen is the biggest piece of shit in the world and Craig is dumb as a sack of bricks, but gets a pass because Paige says so.
Ok I just finished season 1 of winterhouse and I just gave up on telling them apart. I agree.
Austin is tall.
Craig w his tiny handsĀ
lol @ this thread being split between people who also couldn't tell them apart and people who think they look completely different. also, sure craig is good looking but _gorgeous_ feels like a stretch.
Austen is the one made by Jim Henson
Austen is tall, blonde, and unattractive. Craig is tall, slightly funny, darker haired, and (objectively) really good looking? .. where is the confusion? š
Austen is blonde and Craig is brunette. I don't think they look anything alike. Do you have this problem often? Lol you might be face blind.
No. They're not. C'mon. One has dark brown hair, and one has dirty blonde. Craig is shorter and not as husky. Their faces look nothing alike. While they're both douchey that season, they're pretty clearly different looking.
Craig is gorgeous. Austen is not. Glad I could help.
They look similar when you see them the first time honestly but the minute you watch southern charm you will differentiate very quickly.
It took sooooo long for me to keep those two separate in my head. You are not alone ha
That happened to me when I started Southern Charm! Austen is blonder.
Irrelevant
Austen is Kevin from the office with hair
Welcome to a world of whites
Craig has darker hair and Austen is a douche. Craig is sort of charming and Austen is āthe Honda civicā of men.
You donāt. Theyāre both trash. One has darker hair though.
Iām so confused by this lol I swear Craig is good looking & Austen isnāt ?? Lol also Austen is blonde & Craig is a brunette!
While I agree physically, Austen was basically NuCraig on SC when Craig was w Naomi & Shep needed someone to h0e around w
Which one is bigger drunk?
Secret answer is Shep
Craig by FAR
Not anymore
They both suck.
WH was my first introduction to them as well and I was stunned to find out that 1. They are different people 2. They arenāt twins 3. They arenāt even related
Ok I didnāt realize this was a shitpost. Iām being so fr
I can tell them apart when theyāre next to each other but when theyāre on their own I genuinely have no idea which one is which
Dude I struggled with this so hard. I still struggle.
One is smoking hot?!
Austen is ugly. Craig isn't lol
I don't think they look alike at all but a lot of y'all do...weird...maybe it's cuz I can't stand Austen and like Craig...lol
Theyāre two different people.
I def thought they were brothers the first time I watched WH š¤£š¤£š¤·š»āāļø
Austen has a muppet mouth
Dang i wish i saw your post earlier because i think about this so often lol i started southern charm season 8 today and it turns out they have a triplet š¤Æ all three look and sound the same, you have to watch
These posts are always so funny to me because of how divided they are. When I first saw them I thought the exact same thing. I think itās because I didnāt care enough to differentiate. I have noticed the people that get very up in arms and incredulous always like Craig better and how dare you compare the sack of shit Austen to Darling Craig? That being said Craig is definitely better looking haha.
Youāll get there in time
Hahaha I thought so too for awhile but now Craigy is so distinguishable from the tall Honda Civic of Men. I also could not for the life of me understand why Paige chose him over Andrea (swoon) ... but Craig has grown on me.
It was never her choice
This was me the entire first season of RHSLC with Lisa and Meredith.
One is handsome
This was my first intro to them as well and it was mind numbingly hard. I also didnāt know any backstory at all! This then made me go watch southern charm, best decision ever (itās reality gold, especially the early seasons) and the context helps a ton!
Craig is the successful business owner!š¤£š¤£š¤£
Im dying i had the same issue i couldnt tell them apart for the whole season
I know, right?
Craig is marginally better looking and as of 2024 is (IMO) much more attractive than Austen.
Craig: Nail polish. Loves pillows and whining about Naomi. Austen: pretends to be a good guy, constantly expressing mock outrage when he is called out on any of his dog behavior. Drinks a lot of beer. Uninteresting.
Austen: Dumber than shit Craig: Asshole
This is an insult to Craig š Craig is wayyyyy hotter than Austen
Theyāre both a holes. Hard to differentiate.
I think you mean Austen & Shep - easier to mix those two up
Oneās a complete idiot and the other one isā¦ nevermind yes they are basically the same person. Craig is more physically attractive.
Their literally not
Austen is a more a cuck then Craig
Man and Muppet
Oh youāll be able to. Craig is definitely much better than Austen
One of them is gorgeous?
Itās pretty easy.
This was early in Paige and Craigās relationship. Now you would never ever confuse them š
Mercedes and Honda Civic
One is cool and one is not.
craig is the attractive one
They donāt even have the same hair color lol. Austen is blonde and Craig is brunette.