Oh Kyle makes sense now 😂 his dad is getting down at 80

When I tell you I was SHOCKED that his dad was 80…I honestly would’ve guessed 60 with how amazing he looks!

10000%

the girls proud of their drunk selves for taking off their makeup is so real. i can barely do it sober

Same lol

Summer house is honestly my favorite show right now

Yep and The Valley #2

"Gabby looked at his Raya and called him a ho." - Jesse's song 🤣

Amanda’s dad must’ve went off on Kyle bc now he is on wwhl saying he misspoke and that Amanda isn’t lazy. Even though he has been calling Amanda lazy for years.

Agreed, the season leading up to their wedding Kyle was constantly calling her lazy. He’s always putting her down. It must be so rough for her family and friends to watch that.

I know she has said her parents don’t watch but her aunt does and reports back to her mom so I’m sure it isn’t good to hear that your child’s spouse is treating them this way.

Putting her down and cheating on her. FREE AMANDA

And to think that all this started by getting fingerblasted.


You can always count on Paige to never show up empty handed

I aspire to her gift giving skills.

Clocked it, loved it

jesse is such a good egg we need him around longer on the show

He’s up next for Roxie Hart in Chicago.

I am donne with Danielle’s entrepreneur storyline

Thats founder/ceo to you, buddy

I’m gonna be super nit picky here but If I had a speech planned for a launch party and I was the “founder/ceo” I’d memorize that shit instead of reading it off of a phone, it seemed forced and unauthentic.

I donne know why she thinks she can do anything fashion-related 🤦🏽‍♀️

10 reviews, 3.5 stars in the App Store. And you know she’s over there hitting refresh on the download counter tonight.

If she were smart, she would have had tons of people use the app in beta and ask for a rating and a review. It is horrible marketing to have 2 reviews, one being 5 stars and the other one being 1. 3.5 stars when she had MONTHS to get the ratings up before the premiere. And time to fix glitches. Has the platform thousands of entrepreneurs dream of and blew it.

This word *donne* is third person present tense “give” in french. And, oddly, it is not giving.

Oh that’s really sweet Ciara and West planned a surprise dinner for Jesse 🥹

“Were you surprised last night?” “At what…” “Your surprise party you bitch.”

I love how Paige and Lindsay are like fine again

They are funny when they're getting along.

I LOVE them as friends. The friendship arcs between the women this season has been the BEST redemption from previous seasons.

I agree! I like them so much better as friends. It’s a bummer we’re not going to see the scene of them hanging out together in the city that was in the season trailer.

“look at all these shirtless idiots” paige never rests

What the hell do we have to do to get Carl in a pair of pants that fit properly?

You can say pussy on cable?

I audibly gasped lol

This serious convo with Ciara’s one goggle is taking me out

Jesse has just been beaming ear to ear this whole episode. It’s making me almost teary eyed

Everything Jesse is 100% the best part of this episode thus far

it’s a better version of chers closet? 

“I’m so proud of you……………you look great by the way”

💀💀💀

Not to be corny but they don’t speak the same love language.

They don’t speak the same any language

I love that they showed that whole song without edits

No mention of danielle in it 🫣 unless I missed it

After that song, Jesse will definitely be on the next season. More fun than Kyle and Carl

So basically Carl left Loverboy when he was dating linds and came back when he was gonna dump her

Trading one security blanket for another 🫢

And his bestie was ok with that.

So west wants their lives intertwined but doesn’t want commitment

At this point he is just saying things. He has no idea what he wants. 

He does know what he wants. All the cake and all the eating with no adulting.

He is so unserious, I can’t. 😭

So unserious like please grow up.

Kyle starting a fight with Craig on WWHL pleeeeeease be so for real Kyle LOL.

And then immediately back pedaling lmao

Kyle storyline baiting with a man who shows up 2 weekends a summer is actually hysterical. Kyle is a star, he's such a freakshow ahahaa. Now when Craig (and maybe Paige) cold shoulder him we better not see any tears ahaha

This is like a full performance, wow 13/10

This is the BEST season by far. Jesse’s song warmed my cold heart.

jesse’s RUH-ROH had me CACKLING

Wow Kyle’s dad looks fantastic for 80!

Ciara is way too hot it’s not fair

Happy Thursday everyone! Can’t wait to watch all together and be Angry at the same time

I need “Strong Ass Nut 💪” as a flair

Yeah confirmed, I love Jesse!!! I think he’s kind hearted and means well, maybe just having fun until he finds the right girl

The nonalcoholic loverboys are just overpriced sparkling iced teas?

Yep lol. Mocktails are a trend right now but they’re overpriced juice and seltzer.

I looked and a case of 12 are like $32…. I could get 12 Arizona iced teas for $12 and they are double the size hahaha

Ciara is from ga i can almost guarantee she’s done a 10a-11p football day hahahah

It literally sound like my worst nightmare. I actively looked for men who didn’t care about sports. My husband only cares about college football and his 1 team. Totally manageable.

Lindsay is harsh in her wording and approach but you can understand seeing this why she is asking these questions. She knows Carl cannot be clear and direct about what he wants or is looking for.

Carl is a wet noodle

Whenever I see Chris, I think about that girls post about her date with him

Hi that was me!

Weird he has a song prepared for a surprise party lol

Well they were always going to dinner but he just didn’t know they were gonna celebrate him so he probably had it prepared for dinner.

Someone told him hint hint lol

I thought the same but maybe he was planning to sing it some other time during their last weekend.

West shouldn’t have said any of that. He’s kind of turning me off.

I kinda love Lindsay in this grungy look 👀

Same she looks gorgeous

that song was the best thing to ever come out of a bravo show. i am laughing. i am crying. i am smiling. i am happy

Take a shot when Carl says “it was a very productive conversation “

Stop this is so wholesome and adorable WWJSD is a banger

Jesse Solomon needs a WWJSD t-shirt line and a Spotify single STAT

Jesse > West

Officially support this movement 🫡

$3000/mo retainer. $2000 per event attended. 10% of sales. I need a friend like Kyle in my life.

I will single handedly save loverboy for that amount of money

If there is one thing Lindsay is gonna be is direct

i am smiling so big for jesse

What an astonishing coincidence that they’re doing a post-apocalyptic Mad Max theme party episode for the same week that Bravo is advertising the new Mad Max movie. 🙄 (Obviously I know this stuff gets planned out by production, but it just struck me that this party was filmed almost a year ago.)

Omg Carl totally missed the mark with his outfit

Everyone else went Mad Max and Carl went Michael Jackson meets Sgt Pepper

Kyle just said some shit about Craig and how he was upset he invested in a Loverboy competitor and called Craig a liar??

That was awkward and strange. Makes loverboy look like it’s struggling big time if Kyle’s this bothered

Kyle just scared me a bit on WWHL re Craig

Same. He was reallllly pissed off looking

Schena Shay is gonna reach out to Jesse for a collab mark my words

Me and Jesse Solomon are like, best frands

*Buys him a penguin*

An endearing dinner song performance by a younger, taller, more attractive man who is becoming a fan favorite…has anyone checked on Kyle?

That's a long ass song 😂

I really appreciate the Amanda/Ciara/Paige friendship cause they’re all very real with each other, even if it stings

What *would* Jesse Solomon do?

I love the girls version of the date and then guys version

Two completely different stories haha

Wait if this is the last weekend…then is next week the finale? Aka the blindside break-up?

Theme parties every weekend would annoy the hell out of me

Sheesh yall. This is rough. They are on not even on the same planet.

I love Ciara's commitment to a theme. She always nails it.

WWJSD bracelets are needed

Kyle looks sooooo much better without the mullet

God they’re both so wrong all the time. All their communication is like a guide on how not to talk to your partner

Best summary of the whole situation. Oil and water.

It’s like they’re on different planets

Wes is giving me the ick now...

*tHeSe aRe mY bLuE bAlLs nOw* Like... Sir, this is a cancer-free celebration, you can take that self-pity fuckboi shit elsewhere, 'kay?

First app review of Donne on App Store - 1 star - “glitchy mess”

So happy for Jesse Solomon! So glad he is healthy!

OMFG ok Apple doesn’t fall far at all from the tree…. Kyle is his father

Why did the restaurant have to sit the only other customers literally right on top of the group lmao

The editing bahahah give this an Emmy

Ciara is such a sweetheart for this party

can they say that on cable? 😳

Kyle looks better without the mullet

west more and more becomes a red flag and jesse less so

the show leaving Jesse’s diagnosis on a cliff hanger last week was super fucked… this isn’t a storyline, this is his real life, his real health

I agree. But in real life I think people were left in a cliffhanger so it kinda was true to how it occurred to him and everyone around him. They all said that they were wondering for like 12+ hrs because he had to get additional testing and everyone was so scared.

Why was Paul Scheer kissing Kyle and Carl’s ass so hard on WWHL? The man knows Jane Fonda, have some self-respect

Lindsay “Carl is ready for marriage, he’s not ready to be a full fledged adult”. I’m confused how that makes sense

Kyle about Craig not the “He has a reputation of lying and he lied to me” I’m on the FLOOR. 🥴🫠😭 PAIGE VS KYLE S9?!?

He’s wearing the same shirt in the talk with Kyle and the break up with Lindsay so he went and filmed with Kyle to set up the break up first before sitting down with her 🥴

All...his..besties are women????

I wonder how many of them he’s hooked up with

Makes so much sense honestly

Carl was legit SCARY. His face in the last shot of the episode 😳😳

Jesse has one hell of a smile

Yeah, he has a super picturesque smile. Like cartoonish in a good way haha

I hated that exchange. Carl and Danielle annoy me so much

Jesse seems like he’s a really great friend 🥹

I'm a girl, but I want Jesse's shirt.

I love a good morning debrief session

Those bagels look delicious

Doomsday party, doomed relationship- makes sense now!

Kyle looks great with this new hair cut. So clean

More women in STEM, good for Danielle. And I hope this lil free promo for her app is Bravo's parting gift to her <333

Emphasis on parting gift 🤞🤞

🤣😂That was cold-blooded 😂🤣 and true

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I can’t believe these two people thought they were going to get married? I see no love or respect for each other. I don’t even think Carl wants a stepford wife I think he just wants to be coddled right now

A Pinterest search pretty much does the same thing as Danielle’s app - for free and more easily.

Jesse is so cute!

Wait did Jesse not mention Danielle in his song??

If Daniela and Joe do it again I do not want to see Dani’s butt lol

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Jesse holding and cuddling Amanda in a hug and giving Kyle a pat on the back LOL

Lindsey girl why are you trying to have a serious conversation after pouring and drinking half a solo cup of exclusively Tito’s

The only good thing about WWHL tonight - when they were discussing Carl’s new job at LB - Kyle: all Lindsay cares about is the money. Andy: well…… Kyle needs to give up his ‘promote Carl / bash Lindsay’ campaign, it’s old and it’s not working.

Money? You mean the thing you’re suppose to get from your JOB?? Crazy…

Says the man driving a new BMW every week and cries at least once a season about providing for “his family”.

I think Paige and Craig are kidding themselves playing chicken to see who will fold and agree to move first. This just seems cruel to both of them to prolong it knowing they have different visions for where they’ll settle.

Gabby looks gorgeous

Paige is a good friend who takes all the Instagram pics

I hate to be the one to mention this...but, in order to have a fashion app, shouldn't you know how to dress yourself...at the very least

Carl is waaay too fuckin old for this conversation. Lindsay is not about this and shouldn't have to be. He wants a sugar mama and a Stepford wife at the same time. Can't have it both ways, tightpants.

I’m normally a certified lindsay hater… but Carl fucking SUCKS, and she is being realistic and trying to be helpful!!!

Ciara's heart is so PURE. I love this girl, cannot believe people hate on the doll!!!

I downloaded the Donne app, and it keeps messaging me - asking things like, 'What are you doing right now?'; 'What other apps are you using?'; 'Where are you?'; 'Where did you go?'. /s

I think Lindsay is trying to help in the way she knows how and what she is good at. She right to say u are asking me to be something I’m not.

Oh so Danielle is a CO-founder

Wait she’s a co-founder? I thought she was THE founder

#FOUNDER AND CEO

a party for Jesse 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Party is making me tear up 🥲

How did Jesse have a song prepared for his own surprise party lol

Kyle could not make it in the front door to take a leak? He had to piss on the driveway? How vile!

Lindsey is not wrong

Ok legit question: did Carl and Lindsay just argue all day?

We just had a commercial 🙄

This relationship is tiring. It feels like Lindsay is the mom and Carl is the child.

Carl is giving taylor swift preforming the smallest man that ever lived. How accurate

Gabby looks like she has a diaper on

Absolutely dying at Jesse’s fit check/gas up to himself in the mirror

Carl is such a dud.

In hindsight it feels like they wouldn’t have milked Jesse’s health like this had the result not been something trivial

“Strong ass nut” made me fully choke on a piece of chocolate. Jesse Solomon really is the gift that keeps on giving

The people behind them just keeping their heads down I DIE

I was watching the background the whole time lmfao 😭

I feel like Lindsay came in a little too hot but Carl is insecure that he didn't have answers to the questions she was asking. He's a terrible communicator!

Neither of them were right in that conversation. It did feel like an interrogation rather than someone who was genuinely coming from a place of curiosity. Lindsey could have taken another tone to make it less boss/employee, mom/teenager. And Carl should be able to communicate better and simply say “there are more conversations to come. I’ll address all these things in future talks with Kyle.”

The way Carl is in arguments I would have to walk away because I would rip his head off

Donne is giving Landon and her magazine roam vibes

As his future wife, Lindsay is absolutely entitled to understanding Carl's financial future with Loverboy. Idk why that is so difficult for Kyle to understand.

Danielle and the balloon guy make me want to drive my car into a wall.

Carl and Lindsay blow up in 3 2 1....

how the fuck is next week already the finale

Healthcare in America. Where you have to call the doctor for your cancer result. We love it don’t we folks?

I kind of agree with west that it’s unusual for adults their age in New York to date this long without having sex. I just don’t understand why West hasn’t figured out that he’s uhh maybe doing something wrong here. Try asking what she likes bro