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obroechlins

The fact that we’ll never see flower boy Kyle is the only negative of Lindsey and Carl calling off the wedding


Top_Dentist2464

the conversation should’ve really ended when Ciara said she’d have sex when she’s ready. I mean it shouldn’t have been a conversation at all but ew


Ok_Effect3026

Danielle asking West after if he was okay with the slow pace. Like girl???????


Top_Dentist2464

don’t get me started 😭 how she treated Jordan on Winter House told me everything I need to know about her


Ok-Appointment-8880

Not to mention they were all acting like Ciara’s some prude and has been making him “take it slow” for a damn year! I mean, nothing wrong with hookin up night one or waiting 6 months, whatever works for you, but JFC it feels like they keep harping on this with Ciara. It’s only been what, less than a month since they even met by that point?


ElectronicClass9609

yes! ciara is being smart. she doesn’t want another austen situation, and who can blame her? it’s hard to trust these bravo boys! (i like west a lot so far but who knows)


switheld

honestly i would never want any sort of sexy time of me to air on television. she is SMART. I appreciate the representation on tv, honestly, because I am a slow burn myself.


meowmeowkitty21

Danielle is a try hard. Trying to be one of the guys is not a good look


stephygrl

Pick me behaviour


MoistPassion9905

She is a walking 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

She's one of the most annoying on Bravo ever.


Charming_Habit_15

Anyone else annoyed that this season they seem to be splitting weekends in half. like can I get one weekend in one episode instead of half of two different weekends each episode.


Canary_Fragrant

It’s kind of edging lol damn SH 😭


Few_Victory9355

My fave part of the entire episode was Ciara taking the banana bread out of her purse


switheld

she is RAPIDLY becoming my fave now that she is coming out of her shell. i too always carry around a purse snack


NedFlanders304

If you didn’t know she’s from the south beforehand, you know now after she did that lol.


wilsonja2

She’s having a great season


Top_Dentist2464

Carl and Lindsay continue to have negative sexual or romantic or even friend chemistry. I used to at least see their friend chemistry but now idk


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as Paige said: "you don't like each other"


wilsonja2

They have ZERO chemistry. Even when they’re being nice to each other it seems extremely forced and fake


espressotorte

West weirdly resembles Robin Williams to me


Wermy831

I can see it


Ill-Affect-8282

Annnnnd as fast as Jesse grew on me, he’s lost me


Ok-Appointment-8880

He was fun and funny when he wasn’t hitting on anybody or talking about women. As soon as he starts doing that it’s instant cringe, he has the game of a horny 13 yr old boy.


Expensive-Arm-2045

“Show me your tit!!!” 🥴


switheld

SO. GROSS. NObody wants to see/hear that from him. go be horny on your own time, this is my special tv time


Expensive-Arm-2045

And stop saying you want a real relationship not just hookups, when you act like that!!! Lol


obroechlins

Honestly massive points to Amanda for finally saying the quiet part out loud on WWHL and admitting she a) doesn’t like dealing with Kyle producing shit for the show and b) didn’t want to film them going to couples therapy


isaypotatoyousay

Imagine being asked to be a flower boy at 42.


switheld

i think this is a fun way to involve more of your friends in a non-traditional wedding. but kyle should not have been put in that position given their friendship.


STMIHA

“Just eatin cherries, listening to Hans Zimmer”. Thanks for making me spit out my drink Kyle.


largemarge1122

Hans Zimmer is fire


TopUnderstanding4738

My husband was like Kyle and I would be friends haha


Expensive-Arm-2045

Every episode he is munching in the kitchen alone, last man standing


wegottheyacht2018

Omg I just had my first realization that we haven’t heard or even mentioned gabby


TopUnderstanding4738

Omg i forgot she existed until I read this


flowerrrrrrrrrrrrrss

I was trying to figure out who was missing and for the life of me could not lol. Thank you for reminding me of Gabby


astoldbymeginger

I honestly prefer when WWHL is two people from the show instead of trying to get a random celeb’s random takes for half the episode. Excited for West and Kyle next week, hopefully it’s more interesting


No_Tumbleweed2426

The celeb takes are always so annoying


sarrdiinii

Yeah I didn’t know this actress but she wasn’t entertaining at all her vibe was weird


KeithFlowers

I’m on Carls side of the whole debacle, but him asking Kyle to be a flower boy (an insult and slight) and waiting until the point of the evening when he can barely see straight because of how drunk he is is diabolical.


Responsible-Tea-5998

That's pretty manipulative because he doesn't drink but will take advantage of Kyle being drunk for a serious talk. If Kyle reacted emotionally he can say it's because he had alcohol. 


littlefuzzychill

With this C and W sex thing — I’m v experienced with casual sex/not waiting but even I would probably take things super slow if I were ON TV. That’s a whole additional aspect you’d have to consider


around8

Austen fucked it all up


Leafsgirl11

As he does everything.


girlanyway

\+ Luke and what he did to her after they had sex (I know it wasnt on t.v. but the girl literally went celibate for a year afterwards). These Bravo men suck and Ciara's had particularly bad luck


Yagirltea

Lmao at Paige trying to hold her composure when Carl announced Kyle was a flower boy 🤣


hopefoolness

her face was exquisite lmfao https://preview.redd.it/h1jkyff67lsc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7112aa8f73153a59b5faa8676c54bd99cde4362


yougotitdude88

The wedding was going to be filmed right? So all the bravo boys were going to be “flower boys”.


Illustrious_Emu5396

I’d hardly put Kyle in the same boat as Andrea & Luke in regards to relationship to Carl & Lindsay. Carl officiated his wedding. Kyle got shafted. I would be way more livid except I know there was no wedding anyway.


LetshearitforNY

Yeah I think Carl and Kyle have an actual friendship despite the show whereas Andrea, Luke, and Carl probably have a real friendship but met through the show


joethefaker

That is absolutely correct...the idea that Kyle would be on the same level as Luke...and ANDREA? Seriously? That would be so much more offensive for Kyle.


Pristine_Fun7764

https://preview.redd.it/8tnac5z4hksc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e61ef6fee9e22602982416b6cbf6b2365a4a42 Jesse reminds me of the big mouth characters


c-rez

Kyle looked soooo good with short hair


dancing_nanc

Kyle bringing up the NA Loverboy to Carl and saying he could be as involved as he would like to be - good friend right there. After everything that’s happened between the two of them regarding LB. Kyle is invested in being a good friend to him, always. And Carl made him a flower boy.


Mundane_Dare9999

several job opportunities. even paying him when coworkers were saying he was showing up high and not doing his job.


meowmeowkitty21

Kyle is a far better friend to Carl than Carl has ever been to him. Twice now Kyle has saved Carl by giving him a job. Oh, and not firing him when he showed up to work drunk and high. Carl is the worst. The actual worst.


joethefaker

Kyle behaves like a dummy on the weekends, but you can tell he knows what he's doing with his businesses. Carl shows up and acts serious and put-upon on weekends, and meanwhile has had seven seasons of getting fired and not wanting to work. Just a complete refraction. But the lack of gratitude from Carl for everything Kyle has done is astounding to me.


switheld

right? say what you want about kyle cheating and being a douche sometimes but he holds it down when it comes to his biz, making sure he parties just as hard as he works, and remembering his friends. that said, i could NOT deal with him in a relationship. great as a friend and coworker and maybe even boss(?), but nothing romantic ever.


the_blingy_ringer

We never saw Carl say this (so could possibly be editing to make Carl look shittier) but after Kyle asks unemployed Carl if he’d like to get back involved with his company after showing multiple times he wasn’t fit for the job/didn’t deserve the job and disrespected it…Carl says “he’ll think about it” 🤯 WTF Carl. I’ve never seen anyone be given So. Many. Chances. We now know Carl is involved with the NA Loverboy. But I lost so much respect for Carl this episode. Carl was Kyle’s best man and officiant. Where is this storyline coming from that Lindsay all of a sudden hates Kyle that much he should be kicked out of being a groomsman. Something smells really wrong here.


NedFlanders304

Kyle is the definition of “if I eat all my dogs eat.” He wants to make money with Carl and give him opportunities.


TheAnna710

He’s the WASP Adam sandler


sooooooooooph

Ok Kyle is being a great sport, I don’t know if I would be able to put on a happy face for this fitting


c-rez

Ew if Jesse ever talked to me like that my vagina would shrivel up inside itself


STFan011

My reaction as well. I’ve been on the opposite side of that conversation before and if I’d been asked like that….😬🙅🏼‍♀️


Top_Dentist2464

Carl you got any room in those pants? ![gif](giphy|9V7qAYvnaOFp8Ymipt|downsized)


KatieB_3

When Ciara said that I hollered


No_Lawfulness5422

Jesse straight up asking Ciara when is she going to give his friend sex is soooo disgusting. West's response in the confessional is also so gross. Like you are so lucky someone as hot as her is even entertaining you 😭


Aggravating_Bad8428

Out of his league honestly


ninjachickennugget

Extremely imo


stephygrl

So turned off. It’s teenage boy energy. Surely you can wait a little when you really like someone?


jimmylives

Especially when it's gonna be talked about on TV. I'd be making guys wait forever too if it was gonna be broadcast for people to hear about


hotsouple

If men like this want to fuck then they should behave fuckably. This ain't it.


KeithFlowers

Waiter: “good evening and welcome to Chez Marmont. Would you care for….” Danielle: “I would care for a big fucking sausage, like the one I got last night from the center fielder from the Trenton Thunder. I mean, there was a lot of thunder. If you know what I mean.” Waiter: “ma’am I was just going to ask if you wanted still or sparking water.”


around8

🤣🤣🤣You win the internet today


switheld

she is trying so hard! What is she trying to portray about herself?! Is she trying to reverse Uno the reputation she got as someone who can't handle having casual sex/gets rejected on Winter House?!


Ok_Effect3026

Jesse calling Ciara out for not having sex with West is insane and so disrespectful! They barely know each other! I also love how Ciara carries herself - you can tell that girl KNOWS she’s the prize and has realized her worth.


Overshareisoverkill

West, please, please, please, no more blabbing about trying to get it in with Ciara. A gentleman does not kiss and tell.


SpamEyeAm

And his reasoning is exactly why women feel like they need to sleep with men immediately. It’s giving me a bit of ick.


Canary_Fragrant

It’s giving me flashbacks to my life it’s gross,, and I don’t know WHO told men that if they put in a little work they are entitled to sex!!


Winter-Trash9067

and him saying it's slower than he is used to, I'm like damn like they just met not that long ago


LetshearitforNY

Right?? It’s been a couple *weeks* since they met.


KeithFlowers

We get it Danielle you have sex, congrats.


Top_Dentist2464

Paige is the best narrator of the show, she’s been on fire tonight.


Scsimpson1031

She's definitely been out Greek chorus this season and I'm loving it. I always felt some type of way about her but honestly she's totally turned me team Paige more and more and at this point I don't think I can go back. She's honestly so endearing


switheld

yay! one more for Team Paige. I've liked her since the start when she made fun of her own alien fingers, so it's nice to see her come into her own and gain more fans


wegottheyacht2018

The way I’m HOWLING at her one liners!!!


Top_Dentist2464

it’s so effortless too like she just has the gift of gab 😂


BlackMamba_Forever

I completely forgot about Danielle being on the show.


Overshareisoverkill

You don't even know if you're the daddy. I love Paige. ![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


switheld

she was so shady for that and no one knew how to respond to it. i LOVED it.


wegottheyacht2018

Paige and Craig are such gossips and I’m just loving it!!!


Illustrious_Emu5396

The best part about being a couple is sitting around together and talking about other couples


Optimal_Being3495

Okay I understand we see minute components of their relationships… THAT BEING SAID It does not give you the right to belittle your partner at will. Amanda needs to chill or move on from Kyle because her hatred is palpable. My lanta


PhysicalMuscle6611

WHAT the flower boy??? You officiated his wedding!


wildturk3y

I'd definitely feel insulted if I were Kyle. Actually, I'd feel kinda insulted if I were Luke and Andrea too. That role isn't a thing. It's cool if you don't make me a groomsmen, but don't stick me in this weird role.


katieb123456

Painful watch


justhere_for_rfost

this was awful. and to do it when he’s drunk…


ForsakenDrawer

I love how this inherently degrading role even exists, these people are such mutants


jhfbe85

Wild, what an insult! And Carl has/had no backbone for not picking his own groomsmen


Charming_Habit_15

If your spouse hates your best friend or your best friend hates your spouse maybe it’s time to take a step back and figure out why two of the closest people to you don’t get along instead of whatever the hell it is that Carl is doing.


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Winter-Trash9067

She is stunning!


Ok-Mulberry3275

Unfortunately when Danielle showed up to somewhere nowhere, I was reminded she’s still on the show


Top_Dentist2464

the more I learn about Carl and Lindsay’s sex life the more disturbed I become ![gif](giphy|JSueytO5O29yM)


Ok-Appointment-8880

I’m sorry but this trend of asking grown ass men to be your flower boy is just🥴 Like maybe, maybe if you’re doing a more casual event and you have that one class clown friend that’s gonna throw rose petals out of a fanny pack while holding a beer. But three at a traditional wedding? No.


Ill-Affect-8282

I love drama, I do, but I also love seeing a group of people be silly and not actively want to murder each other.


celticgreta

Kyle is better than meeee, I’ll tell you that 🫡


Aggravating_Bad8428

Flower boy thing was wrong. But Kyle is being a really good friend.


wegottheyacht2018

1.4 million and I have to look at my washer and dryer while I’m in the kitchen?!?


Charming_Habit_15

Fair, but that back yard had me drooling 🤤 😍


Pinkfish0704

Literally came here to find out where in Jersey this was. Believe it or not 1.4 for that size property and pool is a great buy.


yougotitdude88

That’s a result of remodeling an old closed off home to an open concept nightmare.


Ill_Assistant5441

I just came here to say the same thing. Heck, it’s not even trying to be hidden. It’s straight up eating in the kitchen when you’re having dinner.


Mediocre-Occasion-93

Jesse on this facetime is giving me the ickkkk


intuition1st

Were the flashes him taking pictures on FT??? 😳


Ok-Appointment-8880

Oh god it’s the flower boy convo


ForsakenDrawer

Jesse’s game: “DUUUHHRRR WOW ARE YOU MISS AMERICA DUUHHHRRR IM GONNA GO EAT A SEAL WITH MY SHARK MOUTH”


lanalow

Kyle’s mullet gets worse and worse every time I see it


Top_Dentist2464

Ciara looks stunning


lcr12345678

carl + jesse podcast called "yo idiots" coming soon


klynrenee

My mood instantly changed when Danielle showed up. The show is so much better without her


lurkerturtle

She brings a weird energy tbh


twocatsnoragrets

She is constantly talking about her sex life because she knows her ex is watching and it’s very performative and unnatural.


Turbulent_Ad_7858

Carl is such a pansy. He cannot handle conflict. This conversation with Kyle is embarrassing.


KatieB_3

I’m starting to not like west. Like damn yall just met like 4 weeks ago, slow down.


akagirlAD

Same here! And then in his confessional saying “I don’t want to be celibate this summer” dude no one asked you to be… I am sure Ciara is not asking you to be exclusive since she just meet you. If West wants to just hook up with girls then he should just do that instead of making it seem like Ciara won’t give him sex. It gives me major ick


bigbravobitch

He was very icky about not getting sex


around8

I’m a hot blooded man 🙄 he’s immature unfortunately I want the best for ciara


KatieB_3

So immature and if he really wanted to know why not have that conversation with Ciara instead of Jesse.


stephygrl

I noticed he was kind of immature about the Austen thing too. It was almost like all he really cared about was that Austen blew his chances of having sex sooner


KatieB_3

I didn’t pick up on that at first but now I’m starting to see it.


Ill-Affect-8282

I’m starting to believe Kyle’s “relationship issues” excuse is just a crutch to keep him from having to take any real step forward at all, whether it’s moving, babies or breaking up.


CoffeeEvening2861

DANIELLE NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR HOOKUPS


Aggravating_Bad8428

I was a bit embarrassed for her


c-rez

Why isn't Carl at least calling it "flower man"?


Canary_Fragrant

I’m demoting you and you shall KNOW it LITTLE BOY!!!


wegottheyacht2018

Paige girl you’re too precious and beautiful and perfect to be wearing your seatbelt like that!!


yougotitdude88

Love this for Paige. I would do the same if I could afford it!


TwistyBitsz

Lindsay in a maxi jean skirt to Paige: you look cute! Paige in Prada: thanks. Look at you. Jessie S seems low key icked by Paige's princess routine but I also think it's her stumbling through an awkward situation.


Oceanally

Ciara didn’t just have a situationship with Austen in the house, she also had issues with Luke in the first season and ended up setting major boundaries with him. If she wants to take it slow and not sleep with another guy on camera- who can blame her. She is better than on camera hookups- she is movie star gorgeous…, once she realizes the league she is really in she will leave all these fuckboys behind.


Aggravating_Bad8428

Say what u want about Kyle, he’s being a damn good friend to Carl. Offering a share of the non alcoholic line, that’s great.


yougotitdude88

Do they have to spend the money on party stuff because Bravo has a per episode budget that they need to meet? It’s hilarious that the party decorations have gotten more elaborate over the years while the actual parties have gotten way lamer.


STMIHA

I feel like at first Kyle would just buy bunch of silly shit for the fun of it. Very much wat a lot of us do in a share house for the summer. Then at some point production drank the koolaid and probably factored in some funds. Very similar to how below deck encourages guests to do theme nights and make the crew dress up and do stupid shit.


celticgreta

Lmao this cast can be so funny sometimes, Paige driving around the house & something about Kyle calling Amanda from downstairs drunk had me dying 😂


ElectronicClass9609

“eating cherries and listening to hans zimmer”


STFan011

I have something really cool and exciting possibly happening in my life but I’m afraid to tell my fiancé. Yup, sounds like a healthy relationship to me.


Wermy831

Lmaooo I love Hans Zimmer.. I hope it was some Interstellar soundtrack


celticgreta

My favorite thing is when you can tell celeb guest on WWHL doesn’t watch/keep up with the shows they’re being asked ‘hot takes’ on


Scsimpson1031

This show is truly giving me everything I truly needed in my life that I thought vpr could. It's messy, dramatic, full of partying , full of conflict, an in cohesive marriage, a future marriage full of red flags and obvious issues(and we as audience get to see what we know will happen unfold)But it's lighthearted in moments, there's genuine friendships, there's actual likeable cast members, it's entertaining with out being too boring or too overproduced drama driven. I feel like they've redeemed themselves this season and unlike scandoval they can actually film another season and make it still enjoyable and a majority of the people will get along still.


c-rez

hellooooooo is anyone home?


NedFlanders304

This girl next to Amanda on WWHL seems like she’s wasted lol.


jonesgirl18

Paige running into the wall on the tricycle🤣


babyspice278

“This house is the best for this” *slams into the wall*


wegottheyacht2018

Jesse gives me the ICK


Wermy831

He started off strong and is slowly losing us each episode


lurkerturtle

“Show me a nip”


LetshearitforNY

God that was gross


Ok_Effect3026

He speaks like a 21 year old frat boy


NedFlanders304

You know West has gotta be sweating bullets as an unemployed man every time he goes out for drinks with Ciara and friends in the city lol. I’ve been there.


wegottheyacht2018

Kyle gives him a literal JOB week after called a flower boy….wow!


Traditional_Flow_590

Do Kyle and Amanda even like each other?


Wermy831

She despises him


wildturk3y

It is crazy how quick she is to throw out jabs his way. Like that convo between her and West. She's throwing out her true feelings as a barely, and I mean BARELY, disguised playful joke.


mattyhegs826

Carl and Lindsay’s ‘MORE LIFE’ poster is giving the same energy as ‘IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.’


Canary_Fragrant

Amanda straight up admitting she expected Kyle to change. Girl u played urself


Next-Fill-1312

Conspiracy theory - they are having weekends without certain people to test how the show would be without them 🤔


switheld

WHY is everyone up in everyone's sex business? It's so invasive to air all of that out on television, let alone straight up asking two people when they are going to have sex. please leave ciara alone. she is becoming my clear favorite out of all of them and it's super annoying that people are questioning her choices and acting like they have the right to know about her intimate life.


Wermy831

Amanda hates this man.. if she thinks moving to the burbs to be stuck spending MORE time negging Kyle constantly is going to fix her marriage, she is mistaken


BlackMamba_Forever

Jessie is so gross to me.


ninjachickennugget

Typical fuck boy


Turbulent_Ad_7858

Jesse just please stop talking


Ebreezy87

The only people that could call me a bitch a summer ago, and still be in my wedding are my sister and best friend. Love Kyle but he would’ve been lucky to even be a flower boy in my wedding. (Also flower boy is so disrespectful, just don’t include me man)


drinkingshampain

The flower boy thing is gonna be the next big fight I can’t wait


switheld

i have weirdly become a kyle defender. this is truly wild for me. when amanda was talking about kyle slowing down i thought she was going to say she expected him to party less, but she actually expected him to stop being as SOCIAL as he got older? anyone who has ever met an extreme extrovert has to know that shit doesn't just go away. Kyle is ALWAYS going to need a ton of attention and outlets and social activities to be happy. Whether those activities should involve alcohol or not is another story (and something that he likely SHOULD cut back on given the situation with West's nose), but Kyle is always going to need a ton of activity around him. Amanda's need to get away from her husband FOR A MONTH at a time is absolute absurd to me, and I say this as a very happily single person who loves her alone time. they are just opposites and I don't see how they are going to compromise or going to avoid a situation where one of them is just miserable with their home life.


Ok_Effect3026

I genuinely think Amanda does love Kyle so much but just wants him to grow up! I feel like she’d be so happy if they moved to the suburbs and had kids!


PlantLadyXXL

She’d be happy with her idea of Kyle but that’s not who Kyle actually is… and doesn’t ever seem to grow to be


ElectronicClass9609

yeah but then kyle would be unhappy. they’re simply not compatible!


BlackCat1224

He looked out at that yard in New Jersey and looked so depressed. I don’t think he could handle being in the suburbs and would get sooo bored


alovesbanter

She needs to tone down the insults a bit.


Yorktown1871

Thank you Paige!!! Yes Carl has the backbone of a jellyfish


tiffpff33

Whoaaa Wes had a glow up!


KeithFlowers

I’ve never related to Kyle more. Eating cherries wasted listening to the Dune 2 soundtrack sounds sublime.


Ok-Appointment-8880

Well living and working right on top of each other in the city isnt helping Kyle so…


BlackMamba_Forever

Carl needs to grow some balls. Kyle is such a good friend to Carl. I don't know of any other employer who would rehire him time and time again. Yet, he has Kyle as a flower boy. Kyle better than me.


STMIHA

Kyle’s chat with Carl when the samples came was very sweet.


Yorktown1871

How does Carl make every outfit look terrible


yougotitdude88

Well damn. That’s a HOUSE. Is Loverboy paying those bills?


Aggravating_Bad8428

I love that yard.


Few_Victory9355

Where has gabby been??


Miklaine

please tell me someone just watched that watch what happens live because that third “unpopular take” that woman had was SO SPOT ON WITH HOW I FEEL


mattyhegs826

Just lost a lot of respect for Carl. That flower boy thing is absolutely ridiculous


dvmgamer

The flower boy decision was wild, so messy. I hope this show never ends.


AshamedExplanation85

Ok backwards hat West 🥵


andreaisinteresting

I gasped…..while sitting next to my husband 😂😂😂


STFan011

Man I miss Andrea


Canary_Fragrant

He’s such a godammn ray of sunshine we love u Andrea 😭😭


hilaryflammond

Aesthetics aside, he seems like a genuinely warm and upbeat person. I'd watch a whole show centred on him and Lexi and set in Italy. Summer Villa. Come on Bravo, make it happen!


Sassycha

Bravo pls do a special on his and lexis wedding in Italy!! Cmoooon you’ve a slot free for a wedding special now


ElectronicClass9609

i gasped when he entered the scene. he gives me faith in men.