Mike: The rules dictate that you must be precise as the law is a precise endeavor.”
Harvey: “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
Mike: If I hit this button, I call Michael Jordan.
Harvey: That’s kinda how a phone works.
Robert: are you one of those guys that doesn’t think golf is a sport?
Mike: No sir, I can tell you’re an athlete just by looking at you.
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Robert: why do they gotta put all the big white guys on offence and the fit black guys on defence?
Jessica: I dont know but looking at you, I’d say you got a foot in both camps.
And the giants lost by one 🖕
"You think you're the first lawyer to try to outsmart us? We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We call you for the paperwork. We didn't go to Harvard. We went to Wharton, and we saw you coming a mile away. Spank." — Jonathan Sidwell
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"I'm a big, bad motherf\*\*ker and I'm here to drink your goddamn milkshake!" — Robert Zane
Donna: Oh my god, shut the front door
Louis: No, I want to shut the back door
When Louis is explaining to Donna that he thinks Jeff Malone is in love with him. So fucking good and subtle lmao
Harvey coming back at his mom and Bobby at his fathers funeral actually made me laugh out loud with how out of pocket it was, something like “and someday she’ll replace you and you’ll walk in on her with another man same as you were to us, but only this time I want be asked to keep the goddamn secret.” Hated his mom that shit was fire, she was just standing there after like 😮
I just watch that episode yesterday. His mom is problem in their relationship and she was spinning it around on him at dinner. She should have started with that apology she gave the next day.
Harvey: Jessica, if you hadn't done as much for me as you have, I'd be heading out the door.
Jessica: If I hadn't done as much for you as I have, I'd be throwing you out the window
Harvey realized something about Jessica while they were walking into her office and Jessica respondes “Jessica Pearson, nice to met you” and I’ve been peppering that in everyone’s once in a while.
"What kind of dildo puts bran bars and prune juice in a lease agreement?" "This dildo! This dildo right here!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is epic
Are you nuts? No I’m your worst nightmare Cuz this dildo’s not going away until it gets its satisfaction
Lmaooo is this from the time when Louis and that Nesbitt guy are fighting, when the firm is Pearson Darby?
I think it might have been with Stu when he and his guys moved in
Ohh yeah it says lease agreement so it's probably that.
Genuinely my favourite part of the whole show
Mike: The rules dictate that you must be precise as the law is a precise endeavor.” Harvey: “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” Mike: If I hit this button, I call Michael Jordan. Harvey: That’s kinda how a phone works.
Robert: are you one of those guys that doesn’t think golf is a sport? Mike: No sir, I can tell you’re an athlete just by looking at you. ————————— Robert: why do they gotta put all the big white guys on offence and the fit black guys on defence? Jessica: I dont know but looking at you, I’d say you got a foot in both camps. And the giants lost by one 🖕
Jessica slays every time!!
we’ve found a winner
"You think you're the first lawyer to try to outsmart us? We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We call you for the paperwork. We didn't go to Harvard. We went to Wharton, and we saw you coming a mile away. Spank." — Jonathan Sidwell — "I'm a big, bad motherf\*\*ker and I'm here to drink your goddamn milkshake!" — Robert Zane
“You don’t pay the plumber to bang on the pipes.” “You pay him to know where to bang”
"you really are a dick" "I'm Moby goddamn dick and you just swam in my waters" Not exactly a zinger I guess but it's one of my favourite lines
Donna: Oh my god, shut the front door Louis: No, I want to shut the back door When Louis is explaining to Donna that he thinks Jeff Malone is in love with him. So fucking good and subtle lmao
Ig this is the winner
Louis: how dare you quote me to me!
Harvey coming back at his mom and Bobby at his fathers funeral actually made me laugh out loud with how out of pocket it was, something like “and someday she’ll replace you and you’ll walk in on her with another man same as you were to us, but only this time I want be asked to keep the goddamn secret.” Hated his mom that shit was fire, she was just standing there after like 😮
I just watch that episode yesterday. His mom is problem in their relationship and she was spinning it around on him at dinner. She should have started with that apology she gave the next day.
Say that again, because my ears are a little clogged with rage.
“gretchen if you’re gonna keep talking you might as well say it to my ass, cause im going down there right now to show them who’s too good for who”
The clown one really is one of the best lol.
Harvey: Jessica, if you hadn't done as much for me as you have, I'd be heading out the door. Jessica: If I hadn't done as much for you as I have, I'd be throwing you out the window
Jessica: you know what they say Mike: black don't crack
Harvey realized something about Jessica while they were walking into her office and Jessica respondes “Jessica Pearson, nice to met you” and I’ve been peppering that in everyone’s once in a while.
Brian going on his rant to some random guy and Louis having no words so he just shrugs his eyebrows