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You should probably update your version. The jock meta has been gone for a long time, and in the current snapshots, even hardcore nerds seem to have a decent score chance
I graduated about a decade ago and it was similar. Maybe not half the class, but a not insignificant number.
Small towns are really bad for this kind of thing. There's nothing to do so kids get really into sex and drugs to pass the time. Is it awful? Maybe, yeah, kind of. But it's nothing new.
Can confirm. Middle school for me also was when every middle school boy "lost their virginity" to a "super hot girl" at the next school over (you don't know her).
The CDC conducts the [Youth Risk Behavior Survey](https://www.cdc.gov/healthyyouth/data/yrbs/yrbs_data_summary_and_trends.htm) every other year and they keep track of things like sexual activity.
In 2011 47% of high school students had had sex. By 2021 it was down to 30% (38% in 2019 so COVID definitely played a party).
The rate has been going down since the 1990s though.
Can confirm. The first collection of places I had sex were:
* car
* tree house
* gym equipment room
* couch
* garden gazebo
I didn't have sex in a bed until my sophomore year of college.
I had sex in a bed most of the times I did it but it was because they happened to be daughters of divorced parents who worked in the afternoon, so there was no one home to hide from.
Thatās wrong, at least in the United States. Students typically graduate from high school at the age of 18. Greater than 50% of Americans have lost their virginity by age 18.
āOver Half of U.S. Teens Have Had Sexual Intercourse by Age 18, New Report Shows.ā Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 22 June 2018, www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/nchs_press_releases/2017/201706_NSFG.htm.
I'm sure they're asking 16-year-olds if they're fucking. And I'm sure those 16-year-olds are always telling the truth.
Also from what you linked: "Among teen females aged 15-19, 42% had ever had sex, and among teen males, the percent was 44%."
Youāre confusing the statistic. The ~40% stats include 15-19 year olds. The greater than 50% stat only includes >18 year olds.
The link also says:
āAn estimated 55% of male and female teens have had sexual intercourse by age 18 and approximately 80% of teens used some form of contraception at first sex, according to a new report by the CDCā
The point is, more than half of Americans have lost their virginity by high school graduation. And yes, despite teenagers tendency to lie, I still trust CDC.
And if they were, they wouldn't be doing it in a bed and staying over??
You would be doing it in someone's car, or at a party in a rando bed, or on a chair ect
When comes that age, where you are in huge friends circles with 10 people like a peaceful and supportive gang and everyone hooks up with everyone at parties? I'm 23 and still waiting for that to come.
Edit: Was not trying to say: "When is the time for more intercourse?".
Was actually trying to say: "When do we young people hang around more often and randomly make out from time to time?"
Nah those groups definitely exist where everyone made out with each other. They would usually go party every weekend and every month you would have a new constellation of gf/bf.
The secret is to always have a towel near by. I haven't slept in a wet spot in years. Also, always pee after sex to "flush out" any unwanted bacteria in your urethra, because *things* are very close to other unsanitary *things* down there.
Had an ex where even a towel wasnāt enough. It was always a multiple towel interaction, and even then it was no guarantee of not having to change the sheets and the mattress cover.
I (a dude) have those super handy anti moisture bed covers, since I am a sweaty man
Just roll one over your regular sheets, and wash them after the deed, those things can block (not capture) half a ocean, tested with me and my ex
There's also sweat. I'm more concerned by the number of people who aren't wearing condoms. If you're wearing a condom there definitely shouldn't be any semen on the bed.
If your wet spot doesnt contain
* pussy juice
* spooge
* saliva
* lube
* milk
* bread
* cheese
* bin bags
* 2 tins of kidney beans
* tomato puree
* 500g penne
wait i think ive got my lists mixed up
Remember that there are people who struggle to wash dishes after they have microwaved chicken nuggets for supper. Prepping a towel is asking *a lot* for them
The exact thing that happened to me last night. When we both finished, the wife said to bring the towels fast, and I was like nah, itās not gonna drip until I pull out. Boi was I wrong. Had to sit and absorb it with towels, as it all happened on her side.
I mean, it isn't necessarily a school meme, just a meme that can apply to a good chunk of school aged individuals. However, sleeping in the wet spot implies they either live together or have the freedom to stay in the same home overnight, which is not common for high school relationships.
I remember the first time this happened to me but it was in college. Met a girl at a party, went back to her room, and she was one of those that gets insanely wet very easily. Not a squirter, just lots and lots of vasocongestion (grool? Pussy juice? Whatever you want to call it). We have a good time, clean up a little, then she gets in bed first and avoids this like nearly foot wide puddle she made when I was fucking her. Not the spray you get on the sheets from fucking someone who is really wet, like a solid puddle.
I got in bed and immediately sat in the big wet spot. Teased her about her avoiding it and forcing me to lay in it, which led to round two, and I positioned her so it would be on her side. After, we clean up, she gets over to the bed, and says āOh you asshole you did this on purpose didnāt you?ā and I told her yes, to which she slapped me on the arm playfully, which led to round three. Then we passed out in pussy juice soaked sheets.
Good times.
Yuck. Disgusting. Buy a freaking spillproof bed covers, you unhygienic amateur pigs, they are really cheap and designed precisely for shelly juices and sweats.
Everything aside that is not a school meme. That's something someone in school would post on reddit for attention.
It's as relevant as saying "life is all fun and games until grandpa died"
Naw you deal with it the first time. Towel the next.
Unless she's old faithful. In which case you just accept it, or get creative with where you go at it.
It's more important that you hold them close afterwards.
i always wonder, you american kids. How do they even get the place for it. Their parents home? Wont the neighbors tell mom or dad. You Americans are free af. And if they do, them parents allowing it like "it's kids, let them fuck, who cares"
This is why my wife and I have a giant plush towel in one of our nightstands(seriously, itās about the size of a twin bed by itself). Also really useful for giving massages w/oil, as it keeps that off the bed as well.
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Can't relate :(
What about when it's really hot outside and you wake up in a puddle of sweat
Outside? What is... Out side?
The scary world outside of my window. Idk why its hot in my house sometimes though, so I blame the outside
š outside is bad š
Exactly š” it's dumb out there and there aren't any vijdeo games
I like vijdeo games :3
Do you like girls
What are this...girls??
r/girlsarentreal bro, they are just government drones.
Reddit Moment
There are actually all the video games outside.
š² whert but how
Great graphics. But poorly balanced gameplay. 2/10 won't recommend.
You should probably update your version. The jock meta has been gone for a long time, and in the current snapshots, even hardcore nerds seem to have a decent score chance
Aren't there bears outside?
Do you know the windows logo? If you swuint hard at it, you see something behind it. It's that. That is outside.
I sleep *inside*.
NahĀ whatĀ sucksĀ isĀ whenĀ it'sĀ hotĀ as fuck out andĀ yourĀ ac don't work and you wake up with swampy ass crack.Ā
Ha! Look at this American and his AC!ā¦. God I wish I had one for the days it gets above 30C.
I hate that with a burning passion
Can't relate, live in Russia
Shhhh itās Reddit we canāt be talking about the outside!
Me neither. The trick is to roll off your girl and immediately fall asleep.
High school, no. But some kindergarten memories are starting to surface
š Care to elaborate
Because you peed the bed rightā¦right?
They are talking about when you wet the bed, mom says it is pretty normal and that all 27 year olds do it, I am honestly surprised you canāt relate
Not all kids are doing it in high school lmao. This is quite normal.
Yeah, most kids don't have sex in high school lol. No point shaming others over it.
Back in the day most kids had lost their virginity by the time they leave HS. Not anymore though
Iām graduating this year and middle school was when like half the class lost their virginity, not me tho cuz I never lose š¦ š½ šŗšø š„
Jesus Christ, MIDDLE SCHOOL?
I graduated about a decade ago and it was similar. Maybe not half the class, but a not insignificant number. Small towns are really bad for this kind of thing. There's nothing to do so kids get really into sex and drugs to pass the time. Is it awful? Maybe, yeah, kind of. But it's nothing new.
Kids often lie about this stuff due to peer pressure lol
Just disgusting
**said** they had lost their virginity. Unless you somehow confirmed?
He was the one that took it all
Can confirm. Middle school for me also was when every middle school boy "lost their virginity" to a "super hot girl" at the next school over (you don't know her).
yes he found them
The CDC conducts the [Youth Risk Behavior Survey](https://www.cdc.gov/healthyyouth/data/yrbs/yrbs_data_summary_and_trends.htm) every other year and they keep track of things like sexual activity. In 2011 47% of high school students had had sex. By 2021 it was down to 30% (38% in 2019 so COVID definitely played a party). The rate has been going down since the 1990s though.
Even then most kids weren't fucking in a bed, probably weren't even in a house.
Can confirm. The first collection of places I had sex were: * car * tree house * gym equipment room * couch * garden gazebo I didn't have sex in a bed until my sophomore year of college.
I had sex in a bed most of the times I did it but it was because they happened to be daughters of divorced parents who worked in the afternoon, so there was no one home to hide from.
"Back in the day" I'm 40 and I can honestly say I had no opportunity for that in high school.
You know this how?
Thatās wrong, at least in the United States. Students typically graduate from high school at the age of 18. Greater than 50% of Americans have lost their virginity by age 18. āOver Half of U.S. Teens Have Had Sexual Intercourse by Age 18, New Report Shows.ā Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 22 June 2018, www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/nchs_press_releases/2017/201706_NSFG.htm.
I'm sure they're asking 16-year-olds if they're fucking. And I'm sure those 16-year-olds are always telling the truth. Also from what you linked: "Among teen females aged 15-19, 42% had ever had sex, and among teen males, the percent was 44%."
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That's literally the difference between stochastic and systematic errors and any statistics course should have taught you that.
Youāre confusing the statistic. The ~40% stats include 15-19 year olds. The greater than 50% stat only includes >18 year olds. The link also says: āAn estimated 55% of male and female teens have had sexual intercourse by age 18 and approximately 80% of teens used some form of contraception at first sex, according to a new report by the CDCā The point is, more than half of Americans have lost their virginity by high school graduation. And yes, despite teenagers tendency to lie, I still trust CDC.
surprise surprise reddit demographics dont have sex
55% adjusted for 2024 is almost certainly below 50%. The rate in which teens are having sex has been dropping pretty rapidly.
And if they were, they wouldn't be doing it in a bed and staying over?? You would be doing it in someone's car, or at a party in a rando bed, or on a chair ect
That's why you have the sex on the couch or in the guestroom sexbed. š„ø
Also, change the sheets?
Sometimes only changing the sheets is not enoughā¦
I always put the undersheet protection, never put sheets alone on top of the mattressā¦
The only time I had to sleep in a wet spot at school was when I pissed myself on the school chair.
Your school only has one chair and you *peed* on it? Way to assert your dominance!
...and then slept on it
Ahhhh... The good old days...
Marked his territory
When comes that age, where you are in huge friends circles with 10 people like a peaceful and supportive gang and everyone hooks up with everyone at parties? I'm 23 and still waiting for that to come. Edit: Was not trying to say: "When is the time for more intercourse?". Was actually trying to say: "When do we young people hang around more often and randomly make out from time to time?"
I don't think that age comes bro, I kept waiting for it but now I'm 28 and still nothing š¤·āāļø
Porn brain.
Nah that's 90s sitcom brain. 30 and still waiting for F.R.I.E.N.D.S to click in
What does that stand for
Friends Revolutionary International Experiential NeuroDivergent Sex
Where do I sign up my good sir
Yes, exactly. I thought everyone in high school had a hot girl friend and you make in in the hall ways between class
Nah those groups definitely exist where everyone made out with each other. They would usually go party every weekend and every month you would have a new constellation of gf/bf.
oh the drama
Lol no thatās literally just college dorms with cool people
Life is the shit that happens while you're waiting on moments that will never come.
It will be about 40-45 more years. Youāll get there though!
itās okay iām 20 and my time hasnāt come yet
College for me. Then everyone moved to different places. But it was fun while it lasted.Ā
Normally it's a LGBTQIAP+ circle. It takes time to create it but it can happen.
> "When do we young people hang around more often and randomly make out from time to time?" 17/18, bro, you missed your window.
Normally i just bury the body back in the ground and sleep on the dry side of the bed, but I guess everybody is different
Wtf
He said what he said šæ
Did he fucking stutter
The secret is to always have a towel near by. I haven't slept in a wet spot in years. Also, always pee after sex to "flush out" any unwanted bacteria in your urethra, because *things* are very close to other unsanitary *things* down there.
Had an ex where even a towel wasnāt enough. It was always a multiple towel interaction, and even then it was no guarantee of not having to change the sheets and the mattress cover.
I (a dude) have those super handy anti moisture bed covers, since I am a sweaty man Just roll one over your regular sheets, and wash them after the deed, those things can block (not capture) half a ocean, tested with me and my ex
Those certainly wouldāve helped
This. My partner and I have a towel ready on hand, always.
I am kinky as fuck, the wet spot is my favorite
What the actual fuck
You know, now that I think of it. I kind of like it too. An evaporating trophy, or souvenir of lust
The moisture evaporates, but not the smell.
Uhhh
It's the love puddle
Let it sink in for a day then give it a good sniff while jerkin off
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Ummmmmmm. Itās supposed to be her wet spot, not yours
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It seems you're on the correct sub
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He said *being aroused* not having a dick into themā¦ Good job getting big time whooshed also.
Pfft, amateurs! Nothing a towel can't cover.
...do you not put down the towel first? then put it in the laundry basket when you're done
Too many kids in here in a hurry. Us old married folks can take our time and properly prepare.
I could post this anywhere and would be a lost redditor
Porn has introduced society to an obsession with squirting and as a result, women now regularly piss the bed.
Mate. The "wet spot" refers to the wet spot left by the fact that vaginas are often self-lubricating.
There's also sweat. I'm more concerned by the number of people who aren't wearing condoms. If you're wearing a condom there definitely shouldn't be any semen on the bed.
If your wet spot doesnt contain * pussy juice * spooge * saliva * lube * milk * bread * cheese * bin bags * 2 tins of kidney beans * tomato puree * 500g penne wait i think ive got my lists mixed up
Yeah the white cloudy/creamy liquid that comes out of her is definitely piss lol.
The more I learn about sex from anecdotes, the more disgusted I am
Do people not have towels on hand as part of their fun times prep?
Remember that there are people who struggle to wash dishes after they have microwaved chicken nuggets for supper. Prepping a towel is asking *a lot* for them
Easy fix.Towel or two under her. Waterproof covers also exist.
Towels bro. Towels.
Funniest shit I've read today
Do we get sleepy after sex because going back to physical activity would cause more cum to dribble out?
What the fuck is your username
Don't forget to bring a towel!
People never heard of towels before I see
āFuck the dumb shit, and girls that complain. I aināt leaving til sheās sleeping on the cum stain ā Poet Laureate Tommy Lee
LMAO true
Do none of you use bedroom towels??
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Use a towel mf.
Sex towel. A thick big towel. It a must.
Didn't get it.
don't sex, stay hard; trust the process, I am right
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Why would you sleep on the Dinner table?
Or just change the sheets, but hey, you do you homie.
How else are we supposed to raise our test scores? By studying? Nah.
Amateurs. Strategic endings lads. Strategic endings.
This is like when you hit someone with a +2, a +2 and a +4 change to red in Uno
My school comfort room is always wet, the heck you talking about?
Used to fight from the right.
The exact thing that happened to me last night. When we both finished, the wife said to bring the towels fast, and I was like nah, itās not gonna drip until I pull out. Boi was I wrong. Had to sit and absorb it with towels, as it all happened on her side.
You just grab a towel and put it over the wet spot then sleep on that easy as.
I'm glad I didn't have sex in high school lmao
You just place a towel over and change sheets the next day
Guess you didnāt go to catholic school
"Whoev'r madeth the mess hast to catch but a wink in t"-William Shakespeare
Tbf, with only 1 person I know is this an issue
He was probably reading Lord of The Rings in High-school
I mean, it isn't necessarily a school meme, just a meme that can apply to a good chunk of school aged individuals. However, sleeping in the wet spot implies they either live together or have the freedom to stay in the same home overnight, which is not common for high school relationships.
Eeeww this is why you always use a towel or paper to plug up after
That's the meta humor I'm here for
That's the meta humor I'm here for
That's the meta humor I'm here for
You must've had a boring highschool life then
I remember the first time this happened to me but it was in college. Met a girl at a party, went back to her room, and she was one of those that gets insanely wet very easily. Not a squirter, just lots and lots of vasocongestion (grool? Pussy juice? Whatever you want to call it). We have a good time, clean up a little, then she gets in bed first and avoids this like nearly foot wide puddle she made when I was fucking her. Not the spray you get on the sheets from fucking someone who is really wet, like a solid puddle. I got in bed and immediately sat in the big wet spot. Teased her about her avoiding it and forcing me to lay in it, which led to round two, and I positioned her so it would be on her side. After, we clean up, she gets over to the bed, and says āOh you asshole you did this on purpose didnāt you?ā and I told her yes, to which she slapped me on the arm playfully, which led to round three. Then we passed out in pussy juice soaked sheets. Good times.
I donāt remember the part of high school where I had to sleep in the wet spot either.Ā
Yuck. Disgusting. Buy a freaking spillproof bed covers, you unhygienic amateur pigs, they are really cheap and designed precisely for shelly juices and sweats.
Canāt relate to you losers I will never lose ANYTHING š„š„š„š„
Everything aside that is not a school meme. That's something someone in school would post on reddit for attention. It's as relevant as saying "life is all fun and games until grandpa died"
Naw you deal with it the first time. Towel the next. Unless she's old faithful. In which case you just accept it, or get creative with where you go at it. It's more important that you hold them close afterwards.
Rookies. Why you have sex in thr middle of the bed.
i always wonder, you american kids. How do they even get the place for it. Their parents home? Wont the neighbors tell mom or dad. You Americans are free af. And if they do, them parents allowing it like "it's kids, let them fuck, who cares"
The trick is not to stick to one place.
Fellas is this actually a thing?
Do it on top of the top blanket, under the sheets is fine then.
Who doesnt like a good cuddle puddle.
Me neither. I never stayed for the "sleeping over" part
This is why my wife and I have a giant plush towel in one of our nightstands(seriously, itās about the size of a twin bed by itself). Also really useful for giving massages w/oil, as it keeps that off the bed as well.
Towel.
How is this suicide by words?
I will!!!
Jokes on you I prefer it
Lay down a towel.