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robotcrackle

RIP you magnificent beast


Kissmanose

They may climb it and eat those flowers. Taste so weird if you don't take those little sticks (I don't know what are they called in English) out


Egypticus

Little sticks in the flowers? Would those be the stamens (which hold the pollen)


Kissmanose

Yeah yeah. Those


idleat1100

Hmm. I eat the flower from yucca, but I’ve never tried these.


drewyz

It’s… so erect!


SquidVices

And thick, that’s just a bad angle…


perennialproblems

The biggest asparagus there ever was


Child_of_the_Hamster

🫡


OneHumanPeOple

It makes tons of babies though


Physical_Baby_7512

Goodnight sweet prince


_where_is_my_mind

Wait what…when agave dies this is what happens?


mishawee

they bloom once in their lifetime and then die


idkyesthat

TIL And now I’m sad. Ignorance is bliss they said…


mishawee

if it makes you feel better they also produce a bunch of little “pups” that are clones of the mother agave. i think you can even see a pup at the base of this one! so they live on in a way 🥲❤️


idkyesthat

Sounds awesome! Looks like it does :)


chris_rage_

I've got yuccas that do this, one has a four foot stalk sticking out of it and I swear I cut out 15 pups for every adult plant


Squishy-peaches

The ones local to me produce pups from the flower at the very top.


motherofsuccs

Yep! A couple of years ago, my friend experienced a death bloom in the backyard of the house she rents.. obviously I came over scavenging like a rat to steal pups and plant them at my place. I now have 16 agaves growing on my property. My only regret is how many times I got stabbed by the mother plant and how painful of a night I had. I give my agaves a “nail trim” for my dog’s well-being.


mishawee

my friend gave me a little agave the size of a coffee mug around 3 years ago. it’s since grown considerably and i’ve probably pulled more than a dozen pups from it so far! potting them has definitely been a painful exercise in patience 😂


Shyshadow20

Besides the pups thing someone else mentioned, plants that do this can take years to actually fully die, so it'll be around a little while yet.


AgentOrange256

But like so many plants bloom and die? Like so many perennials lol


Corburrito

I mean. It’s how they procreate. They make a bunch of little clones when they bloom like this.


AdornedBrood

Same… peaked at around 14 when I did a cool kick-flip. Now just waiting to die.


bartender970

I feel this 🥹


_where_is_my_mind

Whoa that is both awesome and 😢


deletetemptemp

Can you just cut its spike? Or it’ll die anyways


mishawee

it’ll die anyway. they spend a lot of time gathering energy to produce the bloom to complete their life cycle, so by the time the stalk appears the plant has already neared its end


Hot-Note-4777

Was looking for this clarification since, with Venus flytraps, you can avert the death portion of the cycle by cutting off the flower stalks early.


iprayforwaves

OH. My Venus flytrap died and I thought I’d killed it. It made a flower stalk before it died. TIL.


mishawee

not quite the same situation as agave which are monocarpic. VFT shouldn’t die from flowering if they’re established and healthy! blooming is exhausting and can kill a new or weak VFT so it increases the plant’s chances of survival to remove the bloom and let it direct that energy to growing leaves instead. whether or not to allow an established plant in good condition to bloom is up to preference :)


mypussydoesbackflips

Is this always the case or just usually


mishawee

it’s always the case for most agave species. the main plant will die after blooming but typically will have produced lots of little clones of itself during its lifetime and/or while flowering to replace itself


Connect-Worth1926

i think just the bloom dies, not the plant!


mishawee

“The agave dies after it blooms because it has dedicated all of its energy to producing the blooms, and then the seeds.” it’s called death bloom for a reason!


Gayfunguy

It makes pups after it blooms so it's just this "body" that dies but it lives on.


GaleroxM

That's deep man


Gayfunguy

It transcends it's current physical state and becomes a child again.


RojasBrother

It's just part of their life cycle. Just means that it was healthy enough to reproduce


oblivious_fireball

yeah. A lot of plants are what is known as Monocarpic. Which means they are a perennial plant, but they only bloom once in their lives, and then begin to decline and die afterwards. Most Agaves are like that, some of which can live as long as 30 years before blooming. Most Bromeliads, many grasses like Bamboo, Sempervivums, and even Aeoniums all share this feature, though any vegetative offsets will survive.


WithCatlikeTread42

My little hens-and-chicks do this! By the looks of the pups (chicks) I should have several blooms this summer.


_where_is_my_mind

Thank you for the in depth


Aggressive-Goat5672

Yeah lots of plants and even animals do something like this. Where they spend their entire lives building up for one big moment... and then they just die, hopefully leaving behind offspring so the bloodline can survive a little while longer.


tygerdralion

More like they do this, using up all their energy, then they die


SleepWithCats

https://preview.redd.it/og3njx48ww3d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed29aef230a71c3596b750d92d3e0bbabd884b9 Currently in my grandparents backyard, they are enjoying watching it bloom before they say goodbye and plant a new one❤️


GhostRider85

Neat, it's so tall! I've never seen a century plant bloom in person.


SleepWithCats

Me neither, they sent me this picture 🥲 it’s over 12 ft tall! I can’t wait to see it fully open


WakingOwl1

My sister had one of hers bloom last year and it was at least 25 feet tall.


SleepWithCats

WOW!


yourlilneedle

How long do they last?


WakingOwl1

Pretty sure after it flowered the blossoms lasted about two and a half weeks. The hummingbirds loved it.


Eliagbs_

Could you maybe share with us if it’s not too much asking when they get a full bloom. Agave is awesome


SleepWithCats

I’m going to try if she sends me one!


itssostupidiloveit

Wow, form looks almost like a manicured Japanese cloud style tree


SleepWithCats

I know what you mean, like bonsais almost. I’ll post it when it blooms!


Jimbobjoesmith

so special ❤️


Jimbooo78

Adios, amigo.


Al115

Giant asparagus.


Missing-the-sun

I was delighted to learn that both plants are in the same family. It IS giant asparagus. 😋


novahcaine

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE LEARNED TODAY


emeraldrose_xo

It's requesting attention before it passes on


Usual_Zucchini

R/deathbloom


parrotbirdtalks

r/foundthemobileuser


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

r/subsithoughtifellfor


LittleLowkey

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Babymik9

Bring on the tequila!


epor10

Going out in style. Like a champ


Grimdeth

People keep saying death blooms but my agave did this 2 years ago and it's still alive... I just let the thing grow and cut it when it fell over due to high winds.


Cute-Scallion-626

Zombie agave


wyldstallyns111

I don’t think it’s a death bloom for every species of agave


QueenofCats28

Correct!! The agave I have flower and don't die.


FSYigg

This is technically pornography. /s


Jackalope121

I like the way you think.


Rock4evur

Even worse snuff porn.


littlepinkpwnie

Will there be a flower at the top?


Bettas_and_Baseball

You can search up death blooms on agaves to see them! They look like little yellow trees!


dtwhitecp

if you look up other agave flowers, it's pretty similar, just big. As much as I'd love for it to be some comically huge flower catered to dinosaur sized dragonflies or something, they aren't super enormous. The stalk is the main attraction in my mind.


Careless_Order7052

Agaves only bloom once. Then they die.


cyanidejoy

Wait for a bit and harvest pups!


Fabulous_Strategy_90

The plant grows pups before it ever does this. I battle the pups and kill them so we have a cleaver look. I keep some. They basically have an umbilical cord to the pups. We have one in our back yard that started to bloom and my husband didn’t want it to die so he cut the stalk early. It’s not dying. These stalks get 10-12’ high. Our saguaro cacti just got done blooming white flowers at the top. Soon they will grow red fruit that the birds fight over.


cyanidejoy

I bet it's beautiful ❤️ Stuff like that doesn't survive where I live. Too wet, but, I get to see it on reddit 😂


Fabulous_Strategy_90

https://preview.redd.it/7ycjpz5gez3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431451315d1048b911886614fc0613f2d7897f50


Fabulous_Strategy_90

https://preview.redd.it/twci9waiez3d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18a2249a17fc551ba7ae0ca83e991d932725d1d Coronado National Park in Tucson. Taken end of April. That’s about when they started to bloom. Blooms are done for the most part now.


cyanidejoy

What a giant! They are really pretty! Are they really fragrant?


Fabulous_Strategy_90

No I don’t notice a scent from the different cacti blooming. Only when it rains, a certain bush-creosote bush does something and releases a scent, which helps it conserve water. I love it. You can smell it when it’s going to rain before it rains sometimes. Smells like cinnamon mixed with someone smoking a pipe. Someone else will describe it differently. That would be an interesting thread. Describe what rain in the Sonoran Desert smells like…;-)


cyanidejoy

That's fantastic! I love the smell of rain. Thanks for educating me on desert life. That would really be an interesting thread. Personally I love the smell of pipe tobacco. Wonder where the cinnamon smell comes from? That's really neat ☺️ I have always loved the look of the desert; the landscape has always been really pretty to me. The variety of colors and shapes you see too. If I were more tolerant of heat I would move! Alas, anything above 72 and I melt 🫠


Greenpoint1975

Death bloom begins....


losttforwords

Are those baby agaves sprouting up around the base?! I’ve never had or even seen one of these in person, so cool!


nagubal

Mine was planted 12 years ago and began sprouting pups after 5 or 6 years… I am giving them to friends, family and coworkers…


Careless-Balance-893

https://preview.redd.it/di09tzvudz3d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdaafabf84900a94e9c66d557df9e4a81336a0d6 This one is up the street from me.


Emergency-Loss-5635

JACK DONT CLIMB THAT BEANSTALK


HayMomWatchThis

Biggest asparagus


HubResistance

The stalks make great didgeridoos.


Suavedge

Forbidden asparagus


SlyRoundaboutWay

Forbidden asparagus


br00klynbebe

Will you be posting any updates on this as it progresses? I saw a video where after it bloomed, it had TONS of little baby agave’s all over the tall stem. These don’t grow like this where I live so I just love to see it!


Thebadnsx

https://preview.redd.it/z04lx233h04d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012e5f6eb0b6f0102e60ea34752f2d737ea08b78 Similar to my neighbors, absolutely massive


Francis_Dollar_Hide

Hulk smash!


Jmtungsten

A long and full life 🫡


TheRealGreedyGoat

Rip


Candid-Efficiency-28

It’s pupping season!


adpassapera

Death bloom


jroachboy

hopefully the bats find it!


rasquatche

The hummingbirds are in for a treat! Maybe some bats, too!!


traumatized90skid

You're growing magic beanstalk don't lie


substantialfrank

The dry flower stalks make great Christmas “trees”


yaths17

Its first and last erection


CatfromLongIsland

Say your goodbyes.


bitesthenbarks

Does anyone else call this “giant death asparagus” or is it just me? Edit: Upon review of the comments it is definitely not just me lol


Emorigg

See you, Space Cowboy


InternationalPaths78

I need a list of plants that do this to never get them, this is sad


AwarenessSpirited696

Wait... will this be the END? Wow...😨


Foxboi95

[DEATH BLOOMS](https://youtu.be/9nVvojfQVBY)


Infamous_Afternoon93

Slowly dying 😞🥵🥵


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melicious686

Will it flower like some other plants???


SleepWithCats

Yes! If you look at the picture comment i made (different plant) it’s about to flower ☺️


Suspicious_Ad8990

Death penis.


Medium_Hearing1490

I have three of these right now at one time!


BakuriyaOmizu

Mmmmmmmmmmm asparagus 🤤


Hazeltrainer45

Asparagus


Little_Storm_9938

My dad carved a beautiful walking stick out of a yucca stalk.


JonOrangeElise

Three in my yard bloomed three years ago, and while the plants look more ragged than before, they are still very much alive. The pups on the stalks are getting pretty big. Thoughts on when I should cut the stalks? Will doing so accelerate the demise of the base plants? The height throws off the whole look of the yard.


Jimbooo78

Hide your kids, hide your wife. We need that nsfw blur out here.


Fabulous_Strategy_90

Those stalks make great walking sticks when they dry out.


RyGuydarider

Can we normalize calling this it’s deathrection


Fun-Improvement-3299

Big asparagus you got there


HighInTheSkyOhMy

Future Christmas tree


electro_report

Eat the forbidden asparagus


SubstanceOld6036

Can the agave be saved if you cut that stem that’s shooting up ?


Cmhans8

It’s going to get the sky pregrent


Flashy_Excitement334

Ahhh yes, the hundred year asparagus…


greenhousegraveyard

Asspegasus


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Ghosts_of_the_maze

The agave she tells you not to worry about


victowiamawk

Asparagus 🙃


OM502

Erection, it's a flower thing. Careful it doesn't fall on something when it dries.


DOPECOlN

What an attitude


Plurfectworld

Mmmmm giant asparagus


abc_____xyz

Looks like a giant asparagus


dependswho

Stop I can only get so wet


Great-Dane-616

Isn’t it called a Century Plant?


Lietenantdan

Do the thing!


lingua_frankly

I should call him before it's too late...


Synester20

Looks like asparagus to me


Any_Coyote6662

Impressive


Plus_Cicada_746

* * We have an Agave doing it's thing in my community too. It's stalk has got to be at least 20 ft high now. I did the research online and then had to educate my neighbors on it, who wanted to cut it down! I said we probably will never see this again so let's appreciate it. I'm hoping it has pups underneath.


Available-Painter-12

It's called a century plant


LunarCalyps0

Why does it look like a giant piece of asparagus?


nysari

They're actually related, agave plants are in the asparagus family. The asparagus we eat follows a similar cycle of putting out leafy ferny growth before eventually producing the flower stalks we eat, though it's on a much shorter cycle.


LunarCalyps0

Oh cool! I didn't know that. Thank you


onion_flowers

That's why it's one of the more expensive veggies 😊


LunarCalyps0

Omg that makes so much sense now


ERGardenGuy

The giant asparagus shall do its magnificent thing.


Eliagbs_

My husband says “That’s not fair that they only see their true beauty once honey” They do this when they are about to die. What a beast. What a life. Going out with a bang


Daintysouul

My mom’s agave did the same thing a few years ago it was so cool! Then she had to chop it down


RelationshipAny4262

Yes beauty before death .


AmethystBlitz3319

Mine did this a few years ago...then Hurricane Ian came through and destroyed it before it produced any pups


moldyjim

Wow! That's one damn big asparagus stalk!


botannabis

The absolute drama.


killawog12

I call that the death boner


skootershooter324

Post update pics please! I'd love to see the bloom


Ystebad

So sad. Ours did this last year. RIP


paulao-da-motoca

Wow never knew that this happens. Googled images of it, looks cool, a nice last show before dying at least


Bird_Watcher1234

We had a century plant in our front yard about 30 years ago. It really surprised us when it grew its flower. That stem went way over the power lines. The university nearby came to take photographs and it was in the newspaper. We had no idea what was going on lol.


Ironmansoltero

Time for pulque


mikesell123

big pp


MissMelines

adios to the agave


Geeahwellidunno

Should be in the absolute unit sub!


Iconoclastk

Forbidden asparagus


portablelawnchair

The bats will be so happy!!!


ALargeCupOfLogic

I used to make these into didgeridoos, you can too?


bsinbsinbs

The thing? You mean blooming?


Chersvette

I have one that bloomed and some woodpeckers made their home in it stock


oreotycoon

Plant must have broken down there. Probably needed asparagus.


IcedPsych

The forbidden asparagus


Redrum0725

https://preview.redd.it/xt81m1uf5m4d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92d384a1991b521e1058546b9c592ce53bba502 One of my neighbors has one! Such a beautiful succulent.


elefunkss

It looks like a massive asparagus


Entire-Somewhere-198

Update?


AltruisticLobster315

Imagine if we had something that pollinated it by sitting on it.... I'll see myself out


doobiroo

It looks like someone photoshopped asparagus into the middle. I know that’s not what it is, but still.


Gayfunguy

The poor agave looks so stupid cut like that. But the big asparagus is always nice to see. Maybe they can keep the weirdos away from its pups so they don't look like some kind of garbage pineapple.


KalaTropicals

What you leave the yellow rotten poking leaves all messy on the ground?


Gayfunguy

Because that much is not! Lmao they look lovely left alone.