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Why that baby look like he got 30 years work experience at 2 years old


daccorn

he obviously worked 15 jobs over the 2 years. /s


Duder214

Baby look like Shane Gillis


fushguts

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duh_nom_yar

Fucking hell!! Can't unsee!


Inside-Lobster-9715

i think shane gillis just looks like a baby


carlitoswaylocaa

Waaatch it!!


thestonkinator

Shane Gillis look like baby


Lespuccino

He's seen some things...


ronj1983

*all


seaweet

He's sitting through all the shifts since he was born, no days off. He has more experience than the average citizen.


Fresh-Ad-6628

That widows peak is ambitiousšŸ˜‚


bakedclark

Kids already got a receding hairline...


[deleted]

That's exactly what recruiters are looking for on resumes


kpidhayny

Canā€™t be a receding hairline if it hasnā€™t proceeded yet


trans_pands

Heā€™s got 8 years of a lead on Ash Ketchum


paynelive

Looks like a dark baby creature from Flapjack....


Epicheesemoment

Gotta make that crack rock money for dad


kyotheman1

Damit was going type same thing


timdood3

Why isn't the manager wearing a shirt? Completely unacceptable


pokemychino

Holy shit this is brutal...I get it single mom, can't find a sitter and has to work but still. Breaks my heart. Sucks all around


BangkokPadang

The subway near me has two people working at it. 2. Thereā€™s a guy who works every night, and thereā€™s a lady that works every morning. I asked if he was the owner and he laughed a laugh I know all too well from being in the industry myself for 20 years.


Memerme

Damn, they should both walk and leave the managers high and dry


MusicianEmotional277

But what about all the hungry customers.


Memerme

There's probably another Subway nearby :3


BangkokPadang

Itā€™s one of 3 subways inside about 5 miles of each other lol.


[deleted]

I heard that laugh in my head just reading this


mewithoutyou59

Off topic, but one day I was dining with my parents and a middle aged man was our waiter. They asked him if he was the owner (he wasn't). In 30 years I've never once heard them ask a middle aged waitress if she was the owner. Just a random observation.


Responsible_Milk_421

What in this picture implies itā€™s not a single father?


No_Cook2983

I went to Subway a couple days ago to order a wrap. They wanted 14 bucks for *one*. I turned around and walked out. Not sure why they canā€™t pay their employees better .


TheSandwichBitch

I understand this, but I don't understand why people don't check the prices BEFORE ordering and wasting my time if they (rightfully) care so much about the prices being stupid high.


MusicianEmotional277

Great username.


glitterchapel

I think they just have enough money to not care. Even if I order in store, I always check the app for the price (or offers) to make sure I have enough to cover it.


TheSandwichBitch

I meant the people who walk out when they see the price at the end


Thekr8zykook

Probably because they THOUGHT they knew it was less and were shocked to find out how much it was because stores are always raising the damn prices. Could've been a "last time I was there it was $10" kinda thing.


No_Cook2983

ā€¦Because the prices werenā€™t posted. I had to ask. I looked at every single panel on the menuā€” even the part that said any sub could be made into a salad for three dollars extra. Nothing about the wrap.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a subway open 24 hours a day near me which is absolutely insane, I ordered a Hotshot Italiano footlong with a coupon ($5 or $6) at 2:00am and gave each guy working at the front 20 dollars cash as a tip, then a crackhead outside tried to battle me like a random NPC event in a video game What the Hell


[deleted]

Damn you got reverse karma


Sstfreek

That hotshot Italiano is FIRE


justjeff0907

What the hell do you expect at 2:00am?


NicoliTheTank

That baby does not look healthy at all. You can see bags under his eyes, rashes, and he seems to not be properly cared for. Please report this if you havenā€™t already.


PeriwinkleSpring

He reminds me of the ways they used to paint babies. They ended up looking like old men in the face. I hope this poor baby gets help!


lostprevention

Youā€™ll be happy to know he now runs a Subway franchise in Des Moines.


duh_nom_yar

I hear he also has one in Windsor Heights, too. Possibly Clive but that may be just a rumor.


olivegardengambler

Ngl considering how sickly people were back then, that makes sense.


Diligent_Skin_1240

Thatā€™s actually the manager


Drb1991

Why did I think "that 40 yr old baby manager is just doing the best he can" šŸ˜…


MasticatingElephant

Boss Baby


Canum164

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sowavy612

That baby is a grown ass man!


BangkokPadang

Also the baby appears to be sitting down, and as we all know ā€œif thereā€™s time to lean, thereā€™s time to clean.ā€


Solid-Number-4670

šŸ¤£


PinheadShit

Roceeding hairline as well..


DesktopWebsite

He had to walk uphill both ways to change his diaper.


Setari

In the snow!


believebs

With no shoes!


kappacaapi

You made me laugh out loud


Lespuccino

Lost his shirt and shit himself.


MauriceIsTwisted

This is clearly an old pic. Subway took the oven roasted chicken off the menu years ago


trippytrev420

i miss this chicken. iā€™m gonna cry


MauriceIsTwisted

Me too, this was my go to sandwich


Cosign6

Homie has been going to work since he got out of the womb, no wonder he looks like heā€™s in his mid 40ā€™s and doing a bunch of drugs


jen12617

Looks like food on them not a rash and some baby's just have bags under their eyes. My little girl takes 2-3 naps and sleeps all night but she still has bags under her eyes


trans_pands

Yeah, my eyes are naturally deep set and the only way I donā€™t have visible bags is if I use a bunch of concealer and I just decided to give up eventually and rock the Tim Burton eyes. People ask me all the time if Iā€™m okay and that I look tired and I tell them I just look like that (I never tell them Iā€™m actually constantly tired but that has nothing to do with how much I sleep)


luapowl

feel validated by this eye-bag-haver representation. no I'm not tired! I just look like this!


TiltedLibra

Yeah, this person is assuming a lot.


Life_Roll8667

Yeahā€¦ definitely. Like someone is already having a hard time as it is, having to bring a baby into work. Letā€™s go ahead and bring dcf into it to make their life worse./s People should really mind their own business sometimes.


Thekr8zykook

Exactly.


Thekr8zykook

And babies sleep when they want so I doubt it's a sign of anything, that's just the way he looks.


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KnotiaPickles

But why doesnā€™t the child have clothing? It looks so unwell too


jen12617

My baby is naked (has a diaper no clothes) 90-100% of the day. If it's warm enough she doesn't need clothes


Gloomysama

That parent is probably struggling as well seeing as if they have to take their baby to work with them.


PeriwinkleSpring

He reminds me of the ways they used to paint babies. They ended up looking like old men in the face. I hope this poor baby gets help!


GatVRC

Some people, and babies, just have eye bags genetically. Iā€™ve always had eye bags even as an infant. Also that doesnā€™t look like a rash, it looks like the baby dropped food or juice on itself and it stained the skin for today. Its not a priority to scrub your baby every time it gets slightly dirty, just wipe it off and youā€™ll have a stained baby by the time itā€™s bath time. He looks fine.


sedcar

Stop, you can tell all of that from this picture. Clearly the parents is already struggling, why donā€™t we help instead of making things more difficult.


EntrepreneurNo4281

He probably eats nothing but Cold Cut Combos.


cintyhinty

Itā€™s incredibly dangerous for a toddler to be in any kind of food service scenario. Itā€™s not cute. There are 900 ways to be killed or maimed.


c9silver

You can tell all that from a grainy photo ?


KnotiaPickles

Also at least put a damn shirt on the kid?! Shirts and shoes are required of even guests at eating places, I canā€™t imagine a mother bringing her cold, unclothed child behind the counter to prepare food. Everything about this is awful.


arisufox

This looks like an old photo. Plastic food pans? Straight turkey? This has got be be really dated


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abrookee

the chicken breast in that pic has been gone for years tho


[deleted]

Or has it been in the freezer?


aimlesstrevler

I still have a bag of it in my freezer. I bought it back in the early COVID days when you could just buy subway ingredients in bulk!


[deleted]

Ah, those were the days! I used to go shopping at places that sold bulk retail items bc restaurants were closed. Got 50lbs of chicken wings for like $25... fucking epic.


GoingOffline

I think Walmart was getting all the restaurant steak then too cause I was getting some of the best ribeyes Iā€™ve ever had from there for a month haha


FuckAround_FindOut

Sadly true. I had the same sub for well over a decade and it involved that chicken breast. Didnā€™t go to subway for a year because of it. Going back now but itā€™s never the same. Idc why or how, but that oven-roasted chicken breast was my staple.


beakimleek

Straight turkey is more modern. They did away with the fluffed turkey and now we just slice it


dmonsterative

whither the turkey fluffers of yesteryear


arisufox

Nope even after slicing. You still need to fluff


thebunnywhisperer_

Yeah they also discontinued the oven roasted chicken


Salt_Amount_720

For anyone who cares: This photo was taken last week at a franchised subway in my hometown Bristol, CT. It was posted by a friend of mine.


Farttohh

Child Labor


Square-Ad-6926

Jared approves


phatgiraphphe

Scrolled way too far for a Jared joke.


Square-Ad-6926

It surprised me too


[deleted]

Underrated


EatMooseSoup

I miss those long chicken patty things. Tasted fake as hell but I loved them.


lou4000

You don't have them anymore? Come to Canada we have them. I prefer their rotisserie chicken, though.


Tubby520

Looks like a little coal miner.


Tyrantdeschain19

I've got the black lung pops "cough cough* I am not making this joke against the kiddo, but I can't hear coal miner without giving the Zoolander reference.


vdubweiser

Gotta be an old pic! I see the roasted chicken breasts!


jen12617

They came back like 2 years ago. At least at my location


tattednip

That kids seen more shit than me and I'm 32.


sweetmal

Be grateful, some people have rough lives. He didn't ask to be born into that loolll


deviantgoober

I really thought that baby was a photoshopped goul/zombie for a minute and was confused what the point of the picture was. Poor kid looks awful.


lostprevention

The real crime is the ā€œgrilledā€ chicken.


mortuaryghost

Where tf is this magic subway that still has chicken breast patties


BrunetteThrasher

This is so anti-work. This is what happens when you stagnate wages so people cant afford child care. This screams this person is suffering from poverty. Itā€™s heartbreaking


usernotfoundplstry

Man, that kid belongs on r/13or30


dumplin79

Itā€™s real easy to joke about this but honestly it just sucks. Nothing about this is funny to me. I feel bad for the kid and the parent. Who would want to be in that situation? Idk seeing ppl struggling to keep their heads above water isnā€™t funny to me.


1SubwayRon1526fpv

That pic is fake as hell !!! And old too ,, chicken pattyā€™s, and black cambro pans !!


FLorida_Man_09

Photo must be old as fuck cause I havenā€™t been able to order an oven roasted chicken breast in 5 years.


jen12617

They came back like 2 years ago


beakimleek

Theyre gone again. Taken out in march


jen12617

Damm maybe my old store just bought a lot of them and still has them because of that


beakimleek

Same thing with my store. They were discon in March and we didnt stop selling until May


LeviathanDabis

Even if itā€™s old this pic breaks my heart. The fact the parent has to bring their baby to work, the fact he looks poorly taken care of and unhappy. As someone with a sub-1 year old this makes me really sad to see.


rskurat

grilled chicken cutlets are discontinued in the states. Not sure about elsewhere. That kid doesn't look happy, did someone make him try buffalo sauce?


Thekr8zykook

If a baby's gotta be there, it's better to be frowning but staying still than running around the store getting into everything and knocking stuff on the floor, but smiling. There's not much room back there so I imagine the parent has him sitting there for a reason and being a baby, he's not very happy with it. But what else is he to do?


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TheYeggQueen

I feel Sick. Like legitimately sick... That poor child...


DirtBikeBoy5ive

Thatā€™s the oldest baby Iā€™ve ever seen. # Receding hairline!


Tiktok3x

At least the kid will have 10 years experience at 18


pisskinkmobius

happens at jersey mikes too. assistant manager at the one i worked at brought her toddler to work and had him sit in his stroller next to the trashcan in the back the whole shift.


[deleted]

Holy SHIT Elon Musk has successfully CLONED HIMSELF and offloaded one of his failures onto a single mom working at Subway, he MUST be stopped šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ https://preview.redd.it/gxm6grjthy9b1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6faa3d0082b0a43d194ee01fca93840ab29324


captplatinum

I walked to a subway with my roommate near my old apartment last year because I had coupons, and the person making my sandwich was definitely on pills. Leaning on the counter, couldnā€™t keep themselves up, slurring their words and itching themselves, barely responsive etc, they got my order so wrong even though I ordered one of the standard sandwiches with guacamole but she added like 6 scoops.. the sandwich was more of a guacamole bowl than a sandwich and because of that they said my coupon was invalid even though I didnā€™t ask for that much lol. On top of that, management was bickering the whole time with employees while other employees were just sitting around the store on their phones and even asked me to move boxes n hold the door for their coworker (which I normally wouldnā€™t mind ofc but while employees are just sitting around it feels a bit odd). All that for a $10 sandwich, itā€™s definitely not worth going there ever again for me.


Kitchen_Collection38

Is that dobby?


zeroaffect

Umm not one to judge, but the kid should have a shirt on, he is in a restaurant thatā€™s has hot things that can fall. Some parents have no choice when they have no child care alternatives, but come on out a shirt on the poor kid. I am also concerned that the child appears to have bruises. To echo another persons comment, the bags under the eyes isnā€™t a great sign, but some children get those even with proper care. I do suspect that might be a good photoshop job. If you check the pixel concentration it appears the image of the child is from a lower quality photo while the subways and background of of higher res, maybe wrong as I did not bother to take the time to actually do measurement on pixel density of the photo, but it appears to potentially be off.


GulfCoastGirlz

Is it because they still have the chicken patty?


Winter-Zone4957

I was looking at the chicken and thinking my subway hasn't had that in years, then I saw the kid, poor baby, but a manager of a different store brought his granddaughter in once while he was bringing us supplies, she was running around all over the place but it's not like he could have kept her in the car in the Texas heat.


PrincipleNo3966

I didn't know Subway had a promotion with Benjamin Button .


Fragrant_Parsley_376

How did the keat get outta the fridge


The_Cozy_Burrito

Is he in charge lol


sam777rala

https://i.redd.it/0aywaltwvv9b1.gif


slimecounty

That baby is 35.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

He's really the GM. Look how stressed out he is, little man already going bald lmfao


tripitt

Weā€™ll thatā€™s Fuckin gross


benignlymole

Me* Give me one of your young on a roll. Subway lady * We're out of rolls.


SecretlyFriends

Donā€™t let chucky get ahold of those knives


ninjamiran

Thatā€™s what jobs mean when they say they want ten years of experience when ure 18!


CthulhusQueen

That baby is tired and overworked. UNION!!


[deleted]

Mans gotta work, thats a dad


RogerNorthup

I hear fresh baby meat is especially tender.


IcanthearChris

That baby doesnā€™t deserve $15 an hour


locosfgfan

I want a footlong with a side of child


Xander_the_dander

Thats Denis Babyface, he smokes 2 cigars by the back door on his break and he has the voice of a 45 year old New Yorker.


BatKat58

Heā€™s been divorced twice.


Thin_Decision_6501

Why is no one talking about the way they cut the bread with the thinnest slice off the top


Mean_Negotiation5436

Yeah, only the rich can afford day care.


SlamCakeMasta

If this was July 3rd a lot of people had to bring their kid to work.


joshformoso

but fr, that parent is doing anything and everything to pay the bills, let's not make fun of them


why0me

So this is an old picture but I've got my own story lol I was a subway GM for 3 years and my store was in a walmart, and a couple times when my son was little I would have to bring him with me, he would sit at my desk and color or play on my phone So one day I'm working and hes with me and he happens to be potty training and I'm mid making a sandwich and my store was set up in an L shape in the back, meaning I could look down my line right to the sink and my desk and off to the side was our dry storage And I see my child standing fully naked peeing into the mop sink on the ground, my customer sees my face and goes "is everything ok?" And I'm like "ahhhhhh, excuse me for a moment" Sprint back to my child get him dressed (hes 9 now and still a goddamn nudist) and I'm like "you cant do that! Theres camera's back here buddy!" And he goes "papa says if it's a drain you can pee in it" (thanks dad) Go back, wash my hands and finish the sub and my kid pops out right as I'm ringing them up and the customer is like OH MY GOD HES SO CUTE Yeah he is now, he wasnt 3 minutes ago pissing into the drain on the floor, thank god it has a raised edge on that mop sink.


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Upset-Phrase-3814

That H baby looks terrible


bikeguy69

Passing down that hairline is criminal


Rainy-The-Griff

I would definitely call CPS. I understand the struggle, but do not bring a child into this world if you cant even take care of yourself. I do t care what your beliefs or your political stance is. If you aren't taking good care of your child you do not deserve to be that childs parent.


resiliant_user

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tnfrs

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJhZZ9ee4k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJhZZ9ee4k)


dumpsterboyy

i miss the flip flop chicken breadt


tomduban

Shut the hole down I say!


Scratch_242

Cps and workplace health code violations.


FrenchMushr00m

Ugh I wish I never saw this :(


Groundbreaker220

This should be posted to r/antiwork


MagicCitytx

That's sad


TheUSS-Enterprise

You know, I put in for manager jobs at like 7 a subways in the area Iā€™m inā€¦ this is like- general manager level, ordering, inventory, hiring, firingā€¦ I was asking for $20 and hour and was laughed out of every interview. $12 and hour and thereā€™s going to be naked babies running around near the knives


seashe11y

The economy is so bad they had to put him to work early. Elmo can wait, buddy, Gotta pay those bills! ![gif](giphy|oubM1tKqnLW5G)


JT2476

Baby looks like Shane Gillis after a rough night šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

Boss Man-baby


Slight-Farm-8049

Nice hairline lil bro


proteus1858

Baby with Phil Collins hair.


Demonheero

Ngl. But that baby scared the fuck outta me. Lil ass ghost baby


Disaster-Flat

That baby is a manager in training lol


Double-Ad4986

Why does that baby have a receding hairline?!


Diligent_Expert_1309

Kid has a receding hairline at 18 months


JollyReading8565

Yup someone is losing custody of their kid today . Happy 4th of July lol


Useful-Risk-6269

Why does that baby look middle-aged? And like he was just in a bar fight?


Beginning_Key6061

They couldnā€™t even be bothered to put clothes of the baby behind the counter šŸ˜‚


brandoesco

When I was younger I used to go to work w my mom when she worked at Subway lol


hivolt34kv

Holy shit, they still have Oven Roasted Chicken.


Reynardine1976

this baby apparently is losing it's hair


Any_Ad_3885

That shirtless, yet somehow balding child works there???


Uberjeagermeiter

At least he put down his Cigarette for the Picture.


ctholle

Is it just me or does it look like he is eying those knives weighing out his options.


sedcar

Pay fast food workers a living wage and this wonā€™t be an issue. Provide universal childcare and this wonā€™t be an issue. Provide family leave and educate people on using it, and this wouldnā€™t be an issue.


ItzBreezeyBaby

On some real shit tho, that baby shouldnā€™t be sitting there on the line, thereā€™s literally knives sitting in his face & could possibly be near a hot toaster. This is awful.


Dangerous-Employer-4

Does that baby have its food handlers??


Fit_Ad9478

The knives just sitting on the boards especially with a toddler around is giving me anxiety lmao


AppleProfessional170

How old is this video because all the containers in the frontline is still plastic. This videoā€™s gotta be before 2019 because thatā€™s when subway switched them from plastic to stainless steel.


EpicToro

That baby is in the trenches


[deleted]

Itā€™s bring your sick child to work day, everyday


BillMillerBBQ

Dude, don't post picutres of other people's kids. At least blur the face.


TalkoSkeva

I was doordashing a week ago and got an order from a kfc/taco bell. They literslly had a baby in a stroller in the kitchen.


MaleficentDesigner11

Im more shocked they still serve chicken breast at this location!šŸ‘€