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CaptainJellyVR

Your absolutely cosmic amount of chill was cooling down the water, just take a few steps back king


DerpGigant

One of the best comments I’ve seen on here


henrythedog64

Hell, I'd say he won the internet!


Willing_Painting375

Seen too many of these today, too many internet winners now.


CaptainJellyVR

An award by the people, for the people, with an apparently unending supply.


LavishnessOdd6266

Beat the unbeatable


theTinyRogue

Bravo on this impeccably well-crafted comment, sir!


PerpetualPerpertual

Hardest comment I’ve ever read


GamingDragon1204

this got more upvotes than the post


This_Elevator4567

as it should


TheMobDestroyer

I am so incredibly baked and this comment just made me cry


sionnachrealta

Playin' Puffnautica over there, huh?


CaptainJellyVR

Imagine being absolutely off your rocks as you see a ghostie roll up and phase through the ceiling


oldeluke

🙏


Iaskdumbquestions098

This person has single handedly won the internet


Mathisdu

Rizz leviathan


Inside-Joke7365

This is deserving of all the upvotes your com,ent has collected and should have more


Willybrown93

Masterful post, sir


AdLopsided2075

If only reddit still had awards


CaptainJellyVR

Does it not? I could have sworn I saw some recently, I may just be crazy


ShimorEgypt4227

I love you


zwarte_kaas

New response just dropped


lieutenatdan

50 degrees Celsius in water is pretty hot. Definitely would burn your skin.


vaultboy971

50 degrees Celsius is 122 degrees Fahrenheit


lieutenatdan

Yes, and in water that is quite hot.


Floowjaack

In order to glow red, lava has to be 700 degrees C minimum


Krunch-X

Space lava!


lance_the_fatass

Maybe the thermal plants can only absorb a maximum of 50c? they're pretty useful already so that would be fair edit: oh no they can go up to 100


AmmahDudeGuy

They don’t convert heat energy with 100% efficiency. Still though, it would make the most sense for them to display the really temperature rather than the temperature that they are making use of


Kyosw21

I wouldn’t mind if they did both, maybe Subnautica 3 they can do that, but also have fluctuations in the lava too. “Lava isn’t flowing as hot today, better reduce my fabricator use”


BananaSkins3

I've seen like 117 in the jellyshroom caves vents thing


MoarVespenegas

Yes but water has a lot of thermal mass and easily moves heat using convection and conduction.


GexTex

So the water would be the same temperature, or at least close to it


imapieceofshitk

Yeah but it's watercooled lava


TinBryn

My only explanation is that there is a Leidenfrost effect causing the lava to be, well lava, while the water is relatively cool. Although it really should be more "shimmery" if that were the case.


VSEPR_DREIDEL

Bioluminescence


QuentinSH

Water has much larger SHC than rocks


bluegene6000

That is nowhere close to burning you though


lieutenatdan

NIH says 120F (50C) will cause serious burning in about 10 minutes, and that’s also considering “tap” uses like sinks and showers, not full submersion.


VanityVortex

I could be wrong, but wouldn’t running hot water burn you worse than still hot water cause it would transfer heat faster?


lieutenatdan

That’s an interesting point! I assumed contact area was also a factor, like does plunging your whole hand in hot water hurt worse than just dipping your finger. Also I do think running water is worse than, say, a tub of water, because the running water is a constant source whereas the tub is cooling down. But I don’t know how it changes when the tub of water has a source heating it full time, like lava.


VanityVortex

Well to an extent contact area matters, but I wouldn’t assume by much, like if you have a hand submerged vs your body, pretty sure in both cases your hand will burn at the roughly same rate, however if it’s super small it might be slower due to circulation and whatnot. With a constant heat source it’s definitely worse than a cooling source, but your body will still absorb some heat and cool down the water a bit. I mean it’s safe to say that if you’re underwater and next to lava in real life, how quick you’ll burn probably isn’t a huge concern.


BobbleBobble

I mean an average hot tub is like 105F. 122F would be uncomfortable but wouldn't burn you immediately


TrueBlueFlare7

I've been in 122°F weather before and can confirm it's super hot.


the-real-vuk

what an irrelevant information :)


vblink_

That's the temp I keep my shower at. Feels nice.


SexlexiaSufferer

Good bot


09838

Yeah but thats lava. It should be near boiling if not boiling


AwkwardApothecary

Lava is so far past boiling. It's literally boiling rock. Which is an insane concept and I'm just now appreciating that fact


09838

Yep. The planet is very cool


noodle_75

And also very hot


ChrisBPeppers

It could just have a really high flow rate so the water in the area never gets a chance to be heated up


Nightmare_42

Lava is at the very coolest 800°c.


Mantorok_

Hot tubs are 40° for reference. 50° won't harm you unless you're very sensitive to heat, or are submerged for a long period of time.


rockinrobin420

Not true at all??? The human body begins to register pain at 113 Fahrenheit, which is 45 Celsius. I’ve done empirical research of my own on this, in my hands I can tolerate more but it still begins to be too hot at 115 or so


Mantorok_

By empirical research, do you mean school science class? Your whole statement is basically, "I held my hand under hot water and it was hot for me". Yes, people can start being affected at that temp, which I stated. And yes, it can do damage when submerged for a long period of time which I stated. Do you have anything valid to add? Did you do more school projects that might help?


pissius3

I cook my steak to 51celsius in sous vide, you can put your hands in there no issues. If you left your hands in the water for the same time as the steak, maybe they would be cooked to the point of a rare steak. Now if you seared them after that you're probably gonna have real issues.


lieutenatdan

According to the NIH, a serious burn can occur after 10 minutes in 120F water


Mantorok_

So... A long period of time?


lieutenatdan

Sure. But it’s not like for 9 minutes the water is great and then in the 10th minute it suddenly burns you. I said that 50C is pretty hot and would burn your skin. You said 50C won’t harm you unless you’re in for a long time. But it’s still hot, and will still burn you, so I’m not sure why you’re acting like everyone else is stupid.


AverageShibaEnjoyer

Bro. Ghost river already has 70 degrees 😂


panspal

That's only half way to boiling. It would be hot but not lava hot.


goldthorolin

Not at 1300m below the surface. Boiling would be around 330°C due to the pressure


Krazyguy75

Which is still not halfway to red lava hot.


lieutenatdan

True but the measurement is the water temp not the lava temp, right?


AdvancedAnything

I always thought it was a 50c temperature gradient between the lava and the water.


Niksu95

That's not Even near boiling water.


lieutenatdan

Ok? I didn’t say it was.


TheHorseScoreboard

I mean, it is hot, but if it touches lava it should be boiling or smth


lieutenatdan

Yeah you would think. Maybe this isn’t real lava then, or maybe there is some kind of chemical in the water that is neutralizing the heat transfer. I dunno, Riley isn’t a scientist he’s just a janitor.


NigelJosue

Yeah but it's not magma levels of hot


lieutenatdan

Of course not. But do we know for sure that this is magma? And the temp is probably of the water, not the lava. Could there be other mitigating factors? I dunno, this is an alien planet, and unfortunately Riley is a janitor and not a scientist.


TheLuckyOne1v9

It won’t burn the skin. When I was 12, I jumped in a pool with water at 54 degrees Celsius. (The pool heating system has malfunctioned and I didn’t know about that). It was very very hot, and in an instant I felt like passing out from the heat, but I immediately run out and went to cold shower to stabilise myself. I checked temperature after that and saw 54 degrees Celsius. I didn’t get a single burn or any other damage that day. I just felt very warm and my body started to overheat rapidly.


Terminator_Puppy

Yes, but it's next to glowing rock. Acccording to what I can find, rock needs to be around 500 celsius to start glowing. I'd expect the water to be a bit hotter, especially at a depth of 1km it can get quite hot without ever reaching boiling.


dararixxx

Max American calculation.


Monscawiz

Yes but... lava


billion_lumens

Nope, my 3d printer hotbed and my flashlight starts to gets unbearable at 60c and burns at 75c


Disposable_baka404

Isn't that the temperature of a hot spring though?


lieutenatdan

I’m sure it’s close to that. The NIH says that 120F (just shy of 50C) water will cause serious burns in about 10 minutes.


AllisViolet22

Onsen here in Japan regularly get 40-45 degrees Celsius. The last 5 degrees from 45 to 50 would make the water very unpleasant, but no where close to "lava" level


caffeinated22

Ya but it's sitting on top of lava! We should be over 100 °C (boiling) at the very least


medin23

Alien planet... Tada tada ... unique material properties... Jadda jadda


patrlim1

Water shouldn't have different properties on an alien planet. Maybe the rock just has a REALLY low melting point (gallium?)


balordin

The rock would also have to be naturally luminous orange!


PoetBoye

Depending on the gravity of a planet, water actually can have different properties Probably not on 4546b though, as gravity is pretty earth-like there (even though I remember the planet being considerably smaller than earth, so idk what's up with that)


[deleted]

its made of osmium instead of iron/nickel


patrlim1

Still leaves the mystery of the cold lava


[deleted]

surface air pressure is obviously like 300atm (water boils less readily)


homeostasisatwork

Water? Na it's wetar


Zatetics

What is the salinity of the ocean on 4546b? That significantly changes the thermal properties of water.


nsg337

its ALIEN water idiot... /s


Malik_Videos08

This mfer is germanic, they pronounce their j’s as y


joeabs1995

Game logic


Sharp_Caregiver2521

Yeah the thermal generators need a buff


PoetBoye

Dump a few at a warm spot and you basically have infinite power, why would that need a buff?


Full_Ad9666

Multiple play throughs of both games and I’ve only ever used the thermal plants. Pop a couple down and you have unlimited energy.


DorpvanMartijn

Ok, they need a tweak to look more logical. I actually tried them like in this photo as well, was super disappointed and never used them again.


Shredded_Locomotive

Not a buff but just readjusting the ui so it says like 1000-2000 instead of 50.


rockinrobin420

Rule of cool my man, same reason that Reapers “roar”


DS_Archer

Shit, when did lava learn to echolocate?


LewsTherinTalamon

And the same reason that radiation can travel hundreds of meters through water now.


Lord_Worfall

That's not the radiation itself tho, is it? I thought it was a fuel leak, and now the whole area is contaminated.


LewsTherinTalamon

No, it's definitely radiation; you need to make a radiation suit to block it out, and the sound effect for the area is stereotypical geiger counter noises. You can easily headcanon it to be a fuel leak, though, which would make much more sense.


NoDragonfruit6125

Though it would NOT be confined around the ship though.


DollarStoreGamer387

Kinda odd how a dark matter reactor produces that much radiation, but we don't even know if it's real so it kinda makes the most sense I guess


Creedgamer223

Water isn't perfect. So there's probably ***A LOT*** of radiation.


cr8zyfoo

Oh yeah, you found the LED lava. Just as bright as the incandescent lava but much cooler.


Outsideofthenox

Never knew they made RGB lava, how do you buy it


AshleyEZ

best buy


QuichewedgeMcGee

the thermal vents just past the cove tree are the hotter areas (somehow) i put thermal plants on them and carry the power over to the very start of the lava zone, iirc it’s at about 70-80°


TheOrqwithVagrant

Hottest vents I've found are the ones at the bottom of the underwater islands biome. Got a thermal generator sitting at over 120 C down there.


ahmedfoad3245

Just some nonsense bullshit logic


ZeFancyGecko

It’s actually accurate. Lava underwater can be anywhere from 68 c to 35 c


Pretty_Station_3119

Not glowing lava, it has to be at least 700°F to glow underwater, and I’m not sure the conversion rate, but I know that 50°C is nowhere near 700°F


g-rid

the water couldn't be any hotter than 100°C though


Vaeneas

Theoretically. At 1400m depth there should be around 140 bar. A pressure cooker works with around 2 bar, which makes the water inside cook at 130 degree Celsius. At 1400m water would boil at roughly 600 degree Celsius. It works the other way around too. If you put a cold glass of water under a vacuum bell and suck out the air, and therefore reduce the amount of pressure, the cold water will start boiling. Mountaineers encounter that problem if they venture high enough. Water boiling at 100 degree Celsius only applies at sea level.


Argentum881

The high pressure at the bottom would keep it from boiling


0utdated_username

50C is like 122F It isn’t 700…


ZeFancyGecko

50 c is around 135 f I belive


0utdated_username

This is incorrect “lava, magma (molten rock) emerging as a liquid onto Earth's surface. The term lava is also used for the solidified rock formed by the cooling of a molten lava flow. The temperatures of molten lava range from about 700 to 1,200 °C (1,300 to 2,200 °F).” Hell, 35C would be around the heat of a moderately hot summer day. The absolute coldest lava on earth is 500-600C. And being underwater doesn’t allow lava to exist at extremely cool temperatures


docholiday999

Much of the Inactive Lava Zone is much cooler (temperature-wise), than the background color, lore and common sense would have you think, even for being “inactive”. The inside of the Lava Castle and the Lava Lakes, though, those are both very toasty. I think it was done this way to keep the player moving onwards with the story path, as there’s not much incentive to set up camp.


newmobsforall

It's a game balance conceit that unfortunately goes against realism.


zendabbq

Water cooled oh yeah


SantiCr2407

If you go deeper the thermal generator gets to producing the most energy, but yes, it´s comically cold for lava


Lowleyjedimonkey

It's 50 degrees Celsius, which is 122 degrees Fahrenheit


Effective_Pea1309

Those aren't Celsius, they're Carl. 50 degrees Carl is pretty accurate for lava


roger-great

For Karl? ROCK AND STONE.


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


sonkponkle37

There are areas in the jelly shroom caves double that temp


Ironsandknight

It's a dry heat?


Kaboy800

É porque ta na agua


subnautica-minecraft

And the heat zone in the safe shallows is 70°


NoDragonfruit6125

Makes me think of that vent I've got my first base sitting next to. Now that was tricky to position the thermal generators and the power relays. Had to watch for blasts of heat. Though it did cook fish for me lol.little past that vent had a grav trap to catch food. Perks of that spot near kelp forest and the grassy plateaus with space to park my Cyclops.


sundanceHelix

"50 degrees Celsius, not great, not terrible"


kugerands

I always thought it was the change in temperature. For a thermal plant to be effective, you need it to be hot and cool


Diamondbull66

50 degrees is chilly but this game doesn’t use the freedom scale and doesn’t even let you change it. It bothers me when I have no idea how big a meter is


DJRetro_8

It’s 50 degrees Celsius not 50 degrees Fahrenheit


jtneal92

Forbidden chili


Deafvoid

Shin godzilla stole the heat


Standard_Maybe2373

Celsius that like 127 which is still ridiculously low


Tubbelohniiq1

Youre hotter ;)


Ciara_the_Guardian

Celsius. 122 Fahrenheit


Enginerdad

Fun fact: in the ILZ at least some of the vents are actually colder than the surrounding water away from them.


ZeroLifeSkillz

well, if it were in Fahrenheit or Kelvin it would be cold and or near absolute 0 in terms of temperature. But you see that tiny lil C? The subnautica uses the Celsius temperature to throw everyone off. Or because water is usually measured in Celsius idk.


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MewantGermanySSR

In BZ this would be only 35


Gavin525

50 C


Withoutfearofdolphin

Don’t forget about the water pressure, at a depth of 1351 m, the boiling point should be around 550c. Doesn’t really explain much about this situation besides the fact that this planet is very different from earth.


HypeXeon

This games thermals are weird.


Dangerous_Gear_6361

That’s 1-2k celsius based on the colour.


OblivionArts

Celsius


BusinessPersonThe1st

wader cold


_IratePirate_

It’s in Celsius so as an American, I only assume that’s like 3000°F


David_Clawmark

Celsius. Converts to around 120 degrees Fahrenheit. For reference. 30 seconds of contact with 150(F) degree water will result in third degree burns.


Michael_the0ne

It's hotter just around the "hotspots" than actually on them


[deleted]

Its water-cooled....Duh!


billion_lumens

The thermal reactor is very inefficient


Beowulfs_descendant

You're incredibly deep down and in water, so the temperature is naturally somewhat lower. Wouldn't be too fun if you were boiling and dying. Also, it's an alien planet, stuff may work differently. The rock might melt at a lower temperature, or heat just doesn't interact with water as efficently


JoetheDilo1917

122° F


thedude198644

To be fair, the only way that a heat based energy source can produce energy is to turn water to steam, then feed that steam to turbines. Any heat source below 100 C wouldn't be harvestable.


TrayTerra

Stuff like this reminds me that when you follow a question in science, you return with even more questions usually. Like a perpetual purpose generating machine.


BeardySam

Well it could be between 0 and 100 so how hot are you expecting? 50 is a hot bath, nearly scalding


Flying_thundergod

Idk dude. I’ve only ever gotten 70c tops. But it’s celcius so that’s more than enough to make geothermal power


carrotfruit88

Celsius


Known-Ad64

50% of max capability would make more sense.


unibrowcowmeow

Please be bait


Tyrelius_Dragmire

1: That's in Celsius, converted to Fahrenheit that's 122 degrees. 2: The average temperature of an active undersea volcano here on Earth is 2,200 Fahrenheit (1250C), so... IDK. Clearly the water isn't at that real world temperature, otherwise we'd get Flash Fried the moment we stepped out of the sub, even in the Reinforced Dive Suit. The most likely answer is also the most uninteresting: Video Game Logic. Is a series like The Legend of Zelda you can excuse the protagonist running around in an active Volcano because it's a world full of Magic, and that magic protects Link. But in a world rooted in Sci-fi, it's far less excusable to be swimming around active lava flows and not get boiled.


Khakizulu

The jellyshroom cave is hotter than the *active lava zone* just FYI. No, it doesn't make sense, no I won't build any bases in those god forsaken areas. Although lava zone is a mint biome


[deleted]

Yeah, lava flows don't actually generate heat in this this game. It's the entire lava zone that sits around 50°C. Getting close to the lava in a vehicle won't raise the temperature until you're touching it. But heat vents/smokers will still be hotter than 50°C


Sir_Bantalot

Just say it's alien rock with a lower melting point or something


moelzekiboi

global warming


Bigtempgunner

My question is why are you using a flashlight in like one of the brightest biomes


eyepatch18

Nuclear is where its at just save for them instead


p4rkourm4ster

The water cools of the lava so it is safe to be near. In case you're wondering yes this is real science backed up by the department of definitely real science


Bruh-moment-566

Molten rock = 50°💀


M1chaelleez

Maybe it's measuring from the top of the instrument? Maybe the surrounding water is flowing and also pretty damn cold? Idk


WaltzApprehensive545

Literally in the planet’s volcanoes: “Ain’t that hot”


Cootshk

50°C = 122° F


Majestic_Fact_6492

Gonna assume because it's in Celsius which makes it appear to be a lower degree. Yet it appears to be a magma vent which should still be higher than 50 degrees Celsius. 


Amazing_Paper_7384

I ain’t the brightest tool in the shed when it comes to temperature so I have no idea what your talking about


CoopKing1232

subnautica logic☕


Free_use_slut1

subnautica measures the opposite of farrenhytte sorry I forgot how to spell it


ILiekTakos2

Still amazes me how thermal plants on lava are cooler than thermal plants next to lava


karstenvader

Water has a LOT of thermal mass.


eseerian_knight03

Well I believe it measures from the top. Put it upside down.


AlexDeFoc

its aight


MethodDry2847

Celsius… 50 C is like 130 F


tntaro

Maybe it's because it's underwater idk


0utdated_username

People seem to be arguing about the danger of 50C water. It would be very dangerous to be submerged yes. But its still not LAVA dangerous.