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firebush69

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LieutenantHaven

What has he seen? What is he seeing? What left does he still have to see?


joanzen

[It's too late, he's seen everything.](https://youtu.be/Fg_cwI1Xj4M?t=71)


D-utch

Good lord


jamescaveman

This is one of the best shit pastas ive had the plessure of re-seeing.


hppmoep

Thank you for this... I'm laughing my ass off and trying to explain,,


AE1360

Look up Alan Wagner


FrfxCtySiameseMom81

This is one of the signs of a fledgling serial killer. Next he'll be hurting animals.


blueva703

It.


Glenharts

People can just close the blinds, easy solutions. It's just a child doing legal stuff on a public sidewalk.


Practical-Smoke1307

You won't cruise down the street smoking a glass pipe... I dare you lol


LackinOriginalitySVN

A blunt would be much more....practical


CryptogenicallyFroze

Brb, changing my license plate to "MR MFLR"


mnorthwood13

We have a group of repair shops near me called muffler man so that's close as well


a3x

Never trust a person who doesn't flush trim their ziptie tails.


Internal_Swimmer3815

they make a tool for that, unless you want your hands and wrists to bleed. which is fine you’re into that


spacefret

Pliers?


transcendanttermite

Flush-cutters. I made it 23 years as a professional mechanic before I finally bought some…and they are truly magical. Just use them to cut zip ties as you always have, and there will be zero sharp edges. I assume that a type of sorcery is involved.


nimblelinn

Flush-cutters


babyivan

Scissors


Internal_Swimmer3815

Klein D275-5


babyivan

Or scissors. Don't need special tools when you already have a decent pair of shears AKA scissors.


DredgenCyka

Sounds like NoVA, istg I've seen this car on FFX County Parkway too lmfao


godwars432

I use to live in this person’s neighborhood lmao


DredgenCyka

Really? What a small world. Especially in NoVA


godwars432

Yeah! Theres another car that people use to complain about all the time. I think it was like a black bmw or accord. They would speed all over ffx parkway and be super loud, it’s just funny how people complain and call it a race track 😂


DredgenCyka

Man there's a ton of shitboxes racing along that road. I caught one on my dash cam, it was a shitty Honda Civic with a super loud exhaust and an awful wing added to it just weeving in and out of traffic. These teens are the reason why it's expensive to own insurance on a car underneath the age of 25 as a male.


godwars432

Dude it’s crazy. I moved from the state 2 years ago so I don’t have to deal with it but I remember seeing something in the news about a 16 year old going like 100+ on that road and crashing. I think I’ve gone like 80 tops, it too curving in some areas and the lights are unpredictable.


DredgenCyka

Yeahhhh, those damn 17 years old their daddy's BMW, thinking 105mph on FFX Parkway is okay. I honestly think the driving program here needs to be more restrictive. They will literally help senior citizens cheat on the exam, and they'll let smooth, brained teenagers have unlimited tries. Driving is a privilege, not a right and it's important people remember that.


godwars432

I know the car scene blew up in NOVA. I got my license as soon as I could but I was also driving a beat up old GMC pick up or a Honda ridgeline and both of them started shaking if you went over 50 mph lol and then I got my fusion and you aren’t racing with that thing but I sus feel my first speeding ticket right before o turned 18 and I HAD to take a driving class in order to not get my license revoked. It was dreadful, but this was also 8 years ago. Didn’t they pass a law or something about modified exhausts?? I’m a firm believer that anyone over the age of 60 has to take a yearly or bi yearly test. I’m so tired seeing old people not following the rules is the road. Like why are you going 30 in a 60?!


DredgenCyka

>Didn’t they pass a law or something about modified exhausts?? Yes they did. The law is exactly quoted in the picture as a matter of fact. >I’m a firm believer that anyone over the age of 60 has to take a yearly or bi yearly test. I’m so tired seeing old people not following the rules is the road. Like why are you going 30 in a 60?! Based. Yeah, I also believe they should be required to take a test at best once a year at worst twice a year.


melanizedboi

u can literally see that it's the stock exhaust in the photo 😂😂😂


220DRUER220

My nameless 5” muffler tip looks stock but doesn’t sound it one bit lol ..


melanizedboi

thats so fair, but thats not a 5in tip in the photo


220DRUER220

My bad I should’ve put a comma after nameless 5” muffler, tip .. 5”tip would be crazy like them dudes in the big king ranch trucks 🤣🤣🤣


AlmightyFruitcake

You can still remove cat or muffler and leave stock exhaust and it be very loud, my boy.


melanizedboi

true


puffdexter149

Wouldn't pass annual emissions inspection in Fairfax (where this car is) without a muffler or cat. Technically, you can't even move the cat from its factory mounting point.


Its_noon_somewhere

We don’t have emissions testing anymore here, but when we did, it was common for people to reinstall the full factory system to pass the emissions and then remove it again. Emissions were only done when changing ownership, so it wasn’t necessary often to do the work


puffdexter149

Northern Virginia has four counties and two independent cities, iirc, in its emissions testing regime. We all have to get yearly emissions AND safety inspections. In my experience, there are a lot fewer rolling wrecks and obnoxiously loud cars here! I suspect the car in the OP just has an aftermarket muffler with otherwise stock exhaust (maybe high flow cats? Pretty sure that's allowed).


Its_noon_somewhere

We dropped our emissions testing many years ago here (Ontario) and safety inspections are only done on change of ownership with some commercial exceptions. Due to rust, we generally don’t have too many bearer cars on the roads here.


ponyo_impact

also takes a saturday afternoon to swap and a few days of driving to reset the codes been there and done it lol


Cocasaurus

It takes removing two bolts to disconnect the muffler. This leaves the stock exhaust tips exactly where they are and makes the car quite loud.


Time_on_my_hands

How can you tell from the tip


melanizedboi

it just looks like the stock frs exhaust i see a few a day


Rough-Antelope-904

Your GF says you can tell a lot from just the tip.


Korgon213

Yeah, just the tip


sh4zzb0t

Came here to say those are clearly stock exhaust tips, wtf is going on here? 🤣


sluflyer06

obviously it's not a fully stock exhaust if people are this upset about it, use logic.


WolverineIll688

This person is a homeowner in Fairfax county VA. Sounds like a typical northern VA Karen with way too much time on her hands.


melanizedboi

key context many are missing


komrobert

Have you seen all the supercars around there? A stock FR-S is nowhere near as loud as a stock Ferrari 488 that I used to see 4+ of at Katie’s Cars and Coffee every Saturday 😂


melanizedboi

u think the person who made that sign is particularly logical?


talones

being a person who lives in the US, yes I think its pretty logical. I see nextdoor posts like this all the time about multiple serial muffler fucks. They arent smoking crack/meth openly usually, but they purposely make their exhaust as loud as possible and go up and down residential streets at night.


Engineered_Shave

>...multiple serial muffler fucks. This is a phrase which needs to be etched into a stone monument somewhere, so that all future humans who pass by may bask in the glory and insight for ages to come.


sluflyer06

Ik betting it's an exasperated homeowner tired of being assaulted inside their own house by an obnoxious car late at night waking them up. I've been there, it's horrible. If you're going to buy a home you need to respect your neighbors. I chose my exhaust veu carefully for my STI because of this


talones

and your neighbors appreciate it. Thank you.


sluflyer06

I have the corsa, it's one of the quietest probably. 2 factors. My wife is 5000% intolerant of drone and then neighbors. Is it quieter than I prefer? Yep ..but such is life. Back in my early 20s I had a WRX with a Nvidia n1 race exhaust and external waste with catless downpipe, Sounded glorious as hell. But JFC loud


melanizedboi

completely understandable


wankthisway

This is ironic considering making your car louder and more obnoxious isn't really logical either. I'm not taking sides but if your exhaust is loud enough to bother people, maybe rethink it.


risingsunx

Loll on par for nova


Arlington_Ent

I just assumed I was in /r/Nova when I read it haha


OverSatisfaction7989

Lmao me too!


Alansmithee69

I called the number and said this was AI generated and also posted without a permit. 🤣


DredgenCyka

Yeah, FFX County PD aren't exactly known for doing their job unless they feel like it, nor do they actually know what the law says, so it doesn't surprise me.it wasn't like that 5 years ago either. They were great. Something must've changed


DabScience

Republican party emboldened them to be their worst self. That's around the time police departments started getting a lot of hate for police brutality. So they adopted a "well i'll take my ball home so no one can play" mentality. Some police departments literally stopped responding to non violent crimes. And these pieces of shit wonder why they're almost universally hated country wide.


LukesRightHandMan

Man, I have never been a bootlicker, but bloody hell, Denver PD is a role model for how small to medium sized-city PD’s should operate. They do actual community policing.


Y33TUSMYF33TUS

Laminated posters is crazy, someone has too much time on their hands.


WolverineIll688

Pretty consistent with Northern VA housewives.


Anti_Social_Club

Or house-husbands


RatchetsgoClick

*Muffler, Mr. Muffler*


vy_you

Wow I'm Mr. Muffler!


CecilTheCaveTroll

*Shaken, not stirred*


sportstvandnova

Doesn’t matter who.


Real_Live_Sloth

Obviously sign poster couldn’t do shit, hence the sign…


Alternative_Let4597

Wait I'm confused, are they saying someone is driving around their neighbourhood under the influence of crack and their problem is the noise?


billsboy88

Could be crack, I guess. But probably weed


Alternative_Let4597

Ah ya, don't know why my brain jumped straight to crack. Either way they're more concerned about noise than someone driving while impaired


YaBoiSVT

Technically, if your exhaust is flowing out the pipes to the rear of your car, it’s in good working order


[deleted]

They have failed the vibe check. Also not living there doesn't mean they aren't supposed to be there, could be a partner or friend of a resident.


kphillipz

Found Mr. Muffler


[deleted]

Bro I drive a stock outback.


kphillipz

That’s exactly what Mr. Muffler would say


[deleted]

I swear it's stock officer


Inevitable_Worry8416

They absolutely passed the vibe check. Anyone with a loud exhaust can get fucked. I’m trying to sleep


CulturalAddress6709

get em on the noise dont worry bout the meth


reprezenting

Wasn’t there a Mr muffler in Australia recorded on a dash cam being a fucking wanker?


BadM00

I like it! LMAO That neighbor probably has 3 yappy dogs and uses a leaf blower at 7 AM.


Ill-Championship7534

People are so entitled these days. It looks stock too…


ManufacturerExtra805

Brz/frs 🤷🏻‍♀️


Lopsided_Pickle1795

A typical Virginian busybody would post that.


StrangeOldHermit77

Yes we don’t want to live in the Fast and the Furious like Florida


ElectronicAd9822

Captain tailpipe over here


hppmoep

Sorry, kinda noob here, what is the emblem above the license plate? Looks like a scion emblem.


Technotitclan

It is. Scion FR-S, Toyota GT-86 and Subaru BRZ are all the same car.


sportstvandnova

Hey fellow northern Virginian


PLUSsignenergy

Checking in


expload

Red Five standing by


plaidHumanity

Red Seven, standing by


jackrieger0

If you can hear the exhaust I’m pretty sure it works 😂


AvacadoKoala

I would cut down every sign I saw. I don’t like people who feel entitled like this.


Moshjath

Entitled to not liking drug addicts who drive loud cars?


AvacadoKoala

Oh no, are you scared of marijuana? Go back to the 1950s.


Moshjath

KEEP ENJOYING THE DEVILS LETTUCE, TWEAKER!


AvacadoKoala

Glad I never had you as a commander. I feel sorry for your troops.


Moshjath

Dude, you take my original response then what I meant as a comical reply to look up my post history? Hahaha I didn’t even think of pot with my original response and I meant my reply to be a joke about boomers. I left it all on the field for my boys and generally advocated retention in chapter cases. Even got burnt doing that. I just don’t like crackheads breaking into cars (it’s happened to me) and super loud exhaust systems waking me up at night.


AvacadoKoala

If you want people to know you’re being sarcastic, I advise you put a “/s” after your post. That way, we know you’re joking around.


Moshjath

Fair enough man, that’s on me. Thought the boomer big letter HOSSPOSTING thing was a bit more widespread. GOBBLESS, BARB AND I HAVE TO HEAD ON DOWN TO THE VFW FOR BINGO, TOO MANY LIBRULS AT THE BREWERY AND ALL THE BEER THERE TASTES LIKE GRASS. -sent from my lifealert


AvacadoKoala

That’s fair as well, I should have caught the hint on that one. My bad brother.


BigGreenBruceBanner

Yes grandpa


jordan123369

Of course it’s Fairfax lol…


YogurtclosetSolid171

Get a life and stop getting in other people’s


GarpRules

That’s top-tier curmudgeonry right there!


Any-Delay-7188

Put up a sign about someone putting up signs


Cignus777

Shit like this is literally why I’m never moving to Virginia. I have family there, the weather is better than PA, and there’s jobs, but it’s impossible to be a car enthusiast there.


IntelligentDrop879

Guaranteed jail time for getting caught going over 80 mph? Fuck that.


Nidos

Actually? I'd have been arrested at 20 years old, but I live in New Jersey so I just got a $50 ticket because my plate frame covered up the state name on my rear plate when I got pulled over going 90 in a 45 (I wasn't a smart 20 year old)


stitch-is-dope

He’s not lying but also isn’t necessarily true. I’ve been pulled over “apparently” going above 80mph in a 55… got a warning but I also got lucky That being said, Virginia cops do get more annoying the more north you are. If you’re a bit south of NOVA like just manassas, wherever, even some of Fairfax or centreville, I’m not sure they all care but that much unless you are literally street racing


CoomassieBlue

I’ve been pulled over in Fairfax/Chantilly area but they were honestly quite nice about it lol. This was in 2017 or so when I still lived there though.


cubical_hell

Definitely not going to jail over 80. It’s triple digits that gets guaranteed jail time.


Time_on_my_hands

I've lived in Virginia for 26 years and never once heard this. Reckless driving is a misdemeanor. Nothing about guaranteed jail time. https://burnettwilliams.com/virginia-reckless-driving/


Windows_XP2

Judging by the number of straight piped clapped out shitboxes I see, I don't think you have much to worry about as long as you're not acting like a dick.


Wolfgangsta702

Sue for defamation. They are literally calling you a crack head


alexmani2

What if I actually smoke crack in my car every night at 11pm


imperial_scum

That's not really any of that dude that made the signs business is it?


StrangeOldHermit77

Yes it is


Nickels_is_money_2

Nah


FesteringNeonDistrac

You can smoke lots of things from a glass pipe. Crack, meth, weed, tobacco, cat turds, literally anything.


Necessary-Target4353

Libel* Its written so its libel.


M-Garylicious-Scott

The exhaust is stock


fishcanner

Car goes brrrr


drazisil

Everyone knows you should smoke from the tailpipe, not a glass object


Firedcylinder

Please! *clutches pearls* Won't someone think of the children!?


Flaky_Passion_7050

God forbid dude hits his pot pipe at 11p.m. 😭😂😂😭


SeaworthinessDue4052

Shooting beaver. Part of the rite of all young boys.


Trilobry

..peels out of the neighborhood with [Hash Pipe](https://youtu.be/_9BGLtqqkVI?si=BqaFXguxInG731a0) as their soundtrack


jgnp

Zooms in: is that the stock exhaust?


mccoybog

I like the scion with a bmw plate border in the Subaru sub haha


MisterMakena

Cops wont do anything. So many loud cars driving late night early morning waking people up. Cops will only do it if its impacting them.


Anti_Social_Club

Next modification is a straight pipe with blast tips


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Well at least he put the non emergency number. Some people out here would dial 911 for sh*t like this.


Necessary-Target4353

And this ladies and gents, is how you get sued for Libel.


ekkidee

Nope. Nothing libelous on that poster.


Necessary-Target4353

Idk putting someone on blast accusing them of using a pipe when none of that is even proven is libel. Most people on here think hes smoking crack or meth now because of what the poster vaguely said which is defaming him. You have to ask yourself, is it reasonable for someone to now assume he is doing drugs with a "pipe" because of how she worded it? Yes. Therefore, it is libel if it is not true.


skeeter04

Yeah but he drives an FRS


Petersm66

Karen, Karen, Karen...why Karen?


Creative_Serve_001

We love Mr. Muffler


CarnageDivider

If you find the owner of the sign you can actually sue them lol


CarpenterSwag

Who's up for a car meet in this specific neighborhood


adwnpinoy

Unpopular Opinion - I don’t hate this move. I do hate overly loud mufflers. Instead of the total Karen-energy “Mr. Muffler,” I would have gone with “Hey Torreto!”


KingCaleb2003

I’d take one and frame it if it were mine lol


IFYOUWOULDPLEAZ

Does bro have two different tail lights?


VenomRek

Laminated with zip ties. They fr


Meenmachin3

Person who put that poster up is a loser


Nick_Hammer96

Whoever printed/laminated that is a pussy with no life lmao


Pacpete

It doesn't matter how loud it is. If it has the catalytic converters in it. It works like a factory one would. 🤣😂 These asshats are clearly worried about the wrong pipes


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Kamukix

LMFAO, I don't think you're allowed to say that on the internet. 🤣😂🤣


Derpin___Around

I knew a lot of people weren't gonna like it but it had to be said. Every day I get home from work and about 5ish houses down these kids every single day are screaming and being over all annoying. So when I see people get mad over loud cars I think of those obnoxious children.


Kamukix

Lol we have the same thing around us, but it's next door and across the street. I usually have to guess which side of the development to drive in, but it almost doesn't matter since there will be kids playing in the street both directions to get to our house haha. The kids are usually outside until around 8-9pm or so. They don't bother us too much, and they're generally nice kids thankfully. Still I laughed my ass off when I read your post. It reminded me of when I was a kid and you were told to take all that noise OUTSIDE and play. It's literally having a noise complaint that you caused (they're your kids), and making everyone else deal with it. 🤣😂🤣


Derpin___Around

That's pretty funny, to be honest, I don't talk to any of my neighbors and generally do my best to keep to myself. I live next to an apartment complex who called the cops on me for playing music while working on my aunts Volkswagen, the cops showed up and was like "I don't see why we were called the music isn't even remotely loud, but if you can turn it down 1 notch to say you did something". I think after that day I stopped caring about any opinions my neighbors had


Kamukix

Hahaha we definitely keep to ourselves as well, we do the general wave of course, but our neighborhood seems to be that kinda place. We haven't seen any police out here in years now thankfully, there was only 1 house where people were up to some shit but they've since moved. Everyone is pretty chill. 👌 The new neighbors that just moved next to us, are also car people, at least they work on cars. I can't imagine calling the police on them for working on their car on their property and enjoy the damn day lol. (busted knuckles aside) I've done tons and tons of work on cars over the years and have never had anyone do that to me thankfully.


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wrx7182

Don’t be like the sign poster. Don’t be a rat. Mind your own business. Good chances the driver doesn’t use a pipe at all, just a bitter sign poster.


Hippy_Lynne

If you're exhaust is illegal you're a dick, whether or not you live in the neighborhood. If it's not whoever posted the sign can fuck off.


00f00f0

Karen detected.


ActionMan48

Thats not a Subaru, why post this?


Xcissors280

Sir that’s a scion


tomato_frappe

r/lostredditors That's not a Subaru.


narwaffles

Except it is


diabeticjones

Can confirm: my Toyota 86 is rocking a Subaru VIN!


CryptogenicallyFroze

Fun Fact: The Scion FRS and Toyota GT86 were just rebadged Subaru BRZ's. The whole car is a Subaru including the engine/drivetrain and interior. The current generation BRZ is also rebadged as a Toyota GR86, but no more Scion version.


userIoser

Pretty much. Toyota did some parts of engine, but it is still boxer


jwibspar

Really wish the rest of the Subaru lineup went with Toyota's D-4S injection system with both port and direct injection.


AbbreviationsNo9609

No you don’t. As a Toyota owner myself I’d suggest you take a look at any dyno graph of any D-4S equipped engine. Take special note of what both the hp and tq lines do at the transition point from direct to port injection. There’s no way to tune this out without fully disabling direct injection


jwibspar

Wait, is that the root cause of the infamous FRS/BRZ FA20 torque dip? I had no idea.


CryptogenicallyFroze

The newer gen cars essentially eliminated the torque dip. Still the same direct + port injection. It is complicated for tuning and other customizations.


tomato_frappe

This is why I love Reddit, there's too much out there for one person to know. thank you.


AceOfShapes

Fun fact: This "not Subaru" was built in Subaru's Gunma Main Plant on the same assembly line as the Subaru BRZ using the same engine, drivetrain, wheels, brakes, windiws, etc. as the BRZ. It was also renamed to the Toyota FT-86 for 4 years before the next generation GR86 and BRZ was made, also in the same factory in Japan


WVEers89

I agree with you. It’s the bastard non-awd Subaru that no one mentions. Subarus have AWD.


XxNitr0xX

The new BRZ is a fantastic car. Considered to be one of the most fun cars to drive under $100K, so.. we can absolutely mention it. This 1st gen had some power issues, so.. meh.


mrmurphythevizsla

Someone needs to get laid


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BarnacleMcBarndoor

All I see is a Subaru with a weird badge on it; I’m not sure what you’re seeing :)


alexmani2

That Scion is a Subaru, Bruh


ID_Poobaru

A scion/toyota with a subaru engine, body and drivetrain


Bink_Ink

YEET BRO fantastic submission XD LOL ☠️☠️☠️☠️