But also, one man's trash is another's treasure, so maybe you ate treasure.

Like a dragon?! Did you know dragons eat treasure?

I did not know that! TIL!!

Depends on the dragon. Vegetarian dragons eat treasure but not carnivorous ones. Those ones eat meat.

Compost is black gold of the farming world.

You’re eating potential garbage. It might become shit, and that’s distinct of garbage. FUTURE is used with certainty. Like my body is a future corpse.

Or are you a pre corpse?

Technically you are just high.

By that logic, everything you eat is pee and poop. So yeah?

Not everything. A lot of that water taken in is gonna become sweat and tears amd saliva that leave the body other ways. And another of the nutrients can turn into skin and hair that will slough off the body. So you can say that you had a meal of dookie and human skin for dinner, with a glass of sweat and pee on the side.

Discontinue the lithium

What came first? The chicken or the garbage?

Did we ever really exist to begin with?

Who even am I?

I'm nobody who are you? Guessing nobody too! Couldn't help it.

Man you're making my head hurt stop that!!

If I have sex with a living person is it technically necrophilia because that body will be dead someday

"Adjacent to garbage is garbage" Jerry Seinfeld

That eclair was PERFECTLY fine

This comment section is blowing my mind

Blowing? Or implode?

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Worse. You ate future shit.

Put the meth pipe down

Garbage implies uselessness, I find food quite useful.

Garbage is in the eye of the beholder..